I've told you guys for the first 25 years of my life I was fully incapable of burping right?
i love burping so much it is a gift from the heavens. i am so fucking powerful these days.....
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Please look at this Law-themed storage bin I saw a few weeks ago. It’s very important.
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Happy 3rd anniversary to crop top hyrule!!!!
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People are kind because once my bag broke coming home from uni so I couldn't take the tube because I couldn't carry it all and my phone died and I had to load all my stuff into a taxi instead and the taxi driver was ok with driving me out into the country even though it meant she'd get basically no fares all the way back and she talked me through my awful panicky day for the whole ride and then I left my wallet on the floor of her taxi and didn't realise, and three days later I was about to take the train and I needed my wallet but I couldn't find it and I was about to absolutely lose it when I noticed a package. And the taxi driver she had remembered my name and found my address and sent it back to me. And she had paid extra to make it tracked post to make sure it wouldn't get lost in the mail. So the worst thing could have happened so many times (lost in the city with a dead phone and belongings spilled out on the street worst thing, losing my wallet and so my tickets and my train worst thing being afraid to ever take the train again frankly worst thing). But it didn't.
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SPOILERS FOR TBB SEASON 3
I can’t believe they finally gave us the origin for the garbage monster from A New Hope
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today my coworkers were discussing if they'd rather the pacers end up playing the knicks or sixers and I was just sitting there like 😦 I didn't consider us making it past the first round a possibility
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fucked up when a completely unrelated podcast references sunny. you’re not supposed to know about that
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The insurgents, we will remark, were full of hope. The manner in which they had repulsed the attack of the preceding night had caused them to almost disdain in advance the attack at dawn. They waited for it with a smile. They had no more doubt as to their success than as to their cause. Moreover, succor was, evidently, on the way to them. They reckoned on it. With that facility of triumphant prophecy which is one of the sources of strength in the French combatant, they divided the day which was at hand into three distinct phases. At six o’clock in the morning a regiment “which had been labored with,” would turn; at noon, the insurrection of all Paris; at sunset, revolution.
They heard the alarm bell of Saint-Merry, which had not been silent for an instant since the night before; a proof that the other barricade, the great one, Jeanne’s, still held out.
All these hopes were exchanged between the different groups in a sort of gay and formidable whisper which resembled the warlike hum of a hive of bees.
Enjolras reappeared. He returned from his sombre eagle flight into outer darkness. He listened for a moment to all this joy with folded arms, and one hand on his mouth. Then, fresh and rosy in the growing whiteness of the dawn, he said:
“The whole army of Paris is to strike. A third of the army is bearing down upon the barricades in which you now are. There is the National Guard in addition. I have picked out the shakos of the fifth of the line, and the standard-bearers of the sixth legion. In one hour you will be attacked. As for the populace, it was seething yesterday, to-day it is not stirring. There is nothing to expect; nothing to hope for. Neither from a faubourg nor from a regiment. You are abandoned.”
— 5.1.3 Les Miserables (Hapgood)
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possession (1981), dir. andrzej żuławski
naked lunch (1991), dir. david cronenberg
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I cannot explain how UNBELIEVABLY Taylor it is of her to push me to the brink of tears before she’s even onstage, to have me questioning every life choice that has brought me into a stadium of 70,000 people, to have me dangling over the edge of a panic attack and then reset every single one of my emotions by appearing onstage to send the entire crowd into the stratosphere.
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