#oogh. ohhh god

[gorgynei]

ohhh my god the ghost pirates are soo fucking badass oogh. oogh. and terrifying.

[everyone-with-a-para]

(5/5) alright! arc four! once all the alola stuff wraps up, cole+my guy are...still fired from aether, not that they'd want to be associated with aether now anyway. so it's time to develop a new research angle, and This time it's working with professor burnet to develop a way for them to safely traverse the ultra wormholes that nebby can create. and where does the first one drop them but hisui, over 100 years in the past! and initially they're just. out in the wilderness. and they're not stuck as long as they have nebby, so they could leave, but they want to explore a bit instead of just dipping out because they can't see any signs of civilization. so they do a little wandering+luckily, instead of getting Attacked by anything, they run into the pearl clan's favourite warden: ingo! this ingo is distinctly different from my other para of him; this one has been living in hisui for like. At least ten years. maybe closer to 15. and he only vaguely remembers his home+has basically resigned himself to the fact that he's never gonna see anything even remotely close to it again...until he runs into this little group of very-obviously-modern travellers+is like Oh My God. he pretty much assumes the lot of them are fallers right away+starts fussing immediately, trying to orient them+get them somewhere safe, while THEY'RE all looking at each other like "is it just me or is that a unovan railway uniform. where the hell are we?"

either way, things get cleared up+ingo is...somewhat disappointed to discover that they're not in the same situation as him, but also relieved because good lord nobody deserves that. and they tell him "well we're gonna stay here for a little for research because this place has got pokemon we've never even HEARD of, but when we go we could try+see if we can get you back home." initially ingo declines because he has Duties here, but he *does* accompany them when they go on research because he knows the land better+doesn't want this group of kids (read: roughly 17-25 year olds) dying in the wilderness. and it's during this, while watching everybody Be A Family from the distance, that it occurs to him "ohhh i see. I Miss Having A Family. Badly." and it's not just having a family, it's also having Anyone who really understands him. as much as he's settled into hisuian culture, he's still an outsider from another time. so when it comes time for everyone to pack up+leave for real, he decides (with a bit of regret) to abandon his post as a warden+come with. part of it is the temptation of being able to actually Go Home, but it's also because everybody else has genuinely grown on him+he doesn't want to lose anybody he feels close to again. Found Family Complete. for now at least.

...and THAT'S the story as it stands! this could go a few different directions; right now i'm playing omega ruby+depending on how much i end up thinking about it everybody could end up getting plunked in hoenn. there's also obviously if, how, and when an emmet/ingo reunion happens but nothing concrete has been worked out for that. i'm trying not to go "oh my god this is fucking long" for the 70 millionth time because you DID say you were interested so um. thank you for reading. i REALLY hope this all sends in proper order+tumblr doesn't eat any of these asks lmao but if it does i can resend any of them. again: literally had to draft this in a word doc. can you believe this is the Short version of all this. i swear to god this is meant to be more truncated. i'm not even going into the symbolism of everyone's pokemon teams or anything. did you know genesect is here? fucking genesect has been here the whole time

@ninesecretsteps

Ingo mention Ingo mention Ingo mention!!!! (Can you tell I love him?)

Oogh I put Ingo in Hisui for 5-7 years depending on how I feel but people who do 10+ make me incredibly sad

My Ingo has very similar complicated feelings about his Duties and life he's made in Hisui vs the want to go home when Akari convinces (threatens) Arceus to let them. He very almost decides not to leave. It also doesn't help that he has no memories other than a flash of Emmet's face and the vague knowledge of a fire type pokemon. He's afraid of what he'll find or what he won't find because he just doesn't know whereas Hisui is Known and Predictable (and he's autistic) but also also Hisui never felt like Home. He's always been an outsider no matter how much of the clan eventually accepted him

My Ingo and Emmet do get a reunion and I daydream it a lot

Genesect:🧍

Thank you for sharing!!! I enjoyed reading these immensely!!!

[paludal-paws]

BTW I read the blog post from Colorful Palette about White Day 4 and I have concluded that it's super far into the future after all of the other sets. So no major bearing on lore god bless <3

But now I wanna think about the animal theming and all the ruins.... what if there was a big curse or smth ......... idk for this I'm just going full writer brain but overall YAYYYY I'm glad it's canon to the timeline now

OHHH OKAY that actually makes a lot of sense. oh that’s really fun though. i can do something with that that makes a lot of sense OOGH okay. lizard brain is going a little crazy thank you for letting me know (about this and just the general info) it is very helpful. jumps 4 joy

[rainy-sys]

ohhh my god...... his friends.....

cfeferi

he is SO conflicted on how to feel about her. it isn't that she's a troll, he hasn't had enough experience with anyone to make the determination that trolls arent a normal thing on earth . he kind of sees her like he sees cjake and croxy, but also as someone that is somewhat better than him. bcos holy shit. she came into his life and opened about twenty million fuckin doors when he'd only been walkin thru about three his whole life . she took his entire worldview and flipped it on its head. and for that, he doesn't know whether to thank her or distance himself from her . because SHE IS NEW EXPERIENCES!!! but also, she is new experiences. think tangled right . shes flynn rider and hes rapunzel . except hes aware of just how much he doesnt know abt rhe world. and to him, feferi is the knowledge of the world . do u get what i mean

cjane

tbh he very much respects her . he thinks shes the most levelheaded one (next to himself of course . jesus) out of the group . i cannot say much else bcos we do not know much abt her in the nsmp sense but . yea. dare i say she knows things abt him that cjake and crox do not though . dare i say he tells her things that he would NEVRR utter to the others .

cjake

OHHH MY GOD WHEN I TELL U HE ADMIRES CJAKE AND ALSO DOES NOT TRUST HIM AT ALL . cjakes his best friend . he talks to cjake more than he probably talks to ANY1. (which is v funny. considering hal) but hes so. goddamn . anxious around him . he would b sround ANYONE, but oh my god. hes ltr working overtime analyzing and overthinking his actions to come off EXACTLY the way he wants to. (he is a control freak but shhh) he wants cjake to think hes so cool. and mildly despondent. and he tries 2 b all mysterious so that cjake is more inclined to think of him as an adventure . or a puzzle . or smth. so subsequently cjake will spend more time trying 2 "figure him out". this isnt to say cdirk ISNT a mysterious, undersharing little BITCH, but it is to say he totally upplays it to keep his bestie around .

croxy

lowk he rly likes crox, rught??? but he also does not trust her . to him, shes impulsive, performative, and WAYYYY too over the top . but he loves her 2 death fr . he usually ends up telling her she needs to think b4 she does stuff, or says stuff, or anything else, and hes RLY hard on her case abt her drinking and being generally . not sober . or very lucid . he cares abt her so much, but cannot wrap his head around how carefree she is :(

SLAMS MY HANDS ON MY DESK THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING .

i wanted cfeferi to be a door opener and shes so upbeat and excited about things (even when she herself doesn't understand everything) and . god. she has opened doors for two people now. im normal about her

cjane. we (as a sys (unless you wanna help)) need to think more about her because we haven't really yet . but GRGRGGRGGR this is good. this is very good

CJAKECJAKE CJAKE CJAKE CJAKE CJAKW. he does. he does think that. holy shit he thinks that. they are both feeding into each others stuff and i am . oogh....

croxy :( i love her a lot. she is carefree but shes not she CARES SO MUCH. AGHHHH FLIPS A TABLE. GRGRHGH

i love these idiots . mm /pos

[4th-d-slipped]

Happy 15th Mother 3!

(PLEASE click for quality!)

[mayonakano-archive]

hiiii leoj i have another dark song for you today, though this one isnt scary so don't worry!

another owata-p song heehee, the one, the only, [sparkle] paradichlorobenzene [sparkle]

so the first good point to make about this song is that it's a len song. and then next comes the everything else this song gets an A+++ i swear it exceeds in every category, it is extremely fun to sing with the placement of the lyrics and the rhythm oogh i dance whenever i hear it. even sometimes the gay little dance jail dance that len does in the 3dpv for which he gets put in gay little dance jail for little boys who do gay little dances

however. i do prefer this original pv because the semi-stable color scheme along with the way it moves captivates me...sort of like the original intended gag of the song.... brainwashing

(there are many comments along the lines of "i thought i remembered this song being faster!" and i realized that they are very correct because the bpm was actually increased for the version they put into project diva! those assholes! as you can imagine it is a very difficult map)

ohhh my god paradichlorobenzene my beloved. congrats ems, you found another song i already know!!!

but god it's. so good. the gay little dance jail dance that len does <3 i love him. it's so good. so good. i have only played the map on the low difficulties but YEAH IT'S SLOWER HERE. also thank u for showing me the OG PV <3 it's so good. kinda creepy but like... wah... it really is so good... i love how at certain parts you can faintly hear rin singing, too...

Paradichlorobenzene is a fun little element too because it's primarily used to control moths, mold, and mildew (and mothballs!) and also is presumed to be a carcinogen (no human studies have been done; but it has been shown in animal studies). fun little fact for you!!

[darknetneopets]

AAAHHH WAIT OH FUCK that outfit swap is so GOOD! I actually have Eden wear his blazer off his shoulders as a nod to Grell!! (Almost gave them her glasses chain too lol) Eden would absolutely make Will and him cosplays askkghs (adding that to the doodle list weee)

OOGH Eden would have so much fun playing with Will’s hair (he wants to grow out his own hair so Will is #goals) and adshkgks I’m so glad Will would be on team Eden Defense ™ <3

Ehehee good job Mal, you got the Big Bro ™ stamp of approval!! Something tells me Will and Lillia would figure out they’re in love before Mal or Eden realize it lmao (ALSO Yess Malleus simps *wiggles in dragon man hell with you*)

OHHH NO unrequited loveeee!! I can see Eden trying to set him up with someone, not knowing he has a bad romantic history hehe.. “Will you seem so lonely… OH! Want me to help you find a sweetheart??”

Oh yes, Will is absolutely Eden’s ‘big brother’ now and Crowley is his deadbeat (but loving!) dad figure ٩( ᐛ )و He’s just building himself a new lil family here in Twisted Wonderland <3

Oh gods I can just see Eden… “You know if you just… *pushes Will’s bangs into his eyes* and then… *puts Crowley’s top hat on him* Yeah, look at that! You’re Undertaker! :3c”

@simpforsimeon BLORBO ALERT!! I failed to think of something clever to do with these renders so woe, blank backgrounds be upon ye! William seems so scary and cool I love him,,, when you compared his personality to Undertaker I think it rotted my brain considerably,,, next I gotta draw him with Edennnn

Anyway I had so much fun doing this like I think an adhd demon possessed me to make these… like I just blacked out and they were done askhgs,,,, cool old man make brain go brrrr

Thank you for allowing me to mess with him!! ((Btw Feel free to adapt/steal any design choices I made for you future art however you please!! I don’t mind :3c))