#oooooooooh this won't end well

[dairy-farmer]

Okay... but imagine my time loop prompt? If both Tim AND Bruce tried to catch the Idol as it got knocked over, failed by accidentally getting in each other's way, and both managed to JUST grab it as it broke? Thus both getting Time Looped.

BUT!

>:Dc Seperately~☆

It's the same layered, Learn A Lesson But Delayed type loop. But! Now Tim is stuck in metaphorical Room A, while Bruce is stuck in metaphorical Room B. Both thinking THEY must have touched it first, thus got cursed and spared the other.

Tim's plan remains the same. Bruce? Experienced with this sort of thing. But ALSO Constantine Bane. And has to chase the fucker down. (Get BACK HERE YOU GLOWING, MAGICAL TWINK!!)

Still gonna take a while.

Still time for Bored Thoughts to turn to Bad Ideas.

Contemplating the Forbidden.

Tim realizing he should PROBABLY address the elephant in the room, when all the porn he ends up invested in most, during "Research", has men that look VERY... Bruce-like.

Bruce, trying and slowing failing to beat of the phrase "timeloops are consequences free" from bouncing around the inside of his skull like a screen saver, as he stares as Tim. His SON.

But... he WANTS.

Obsessively, covetously, WANTS. Surely just a taste? Whispers temptation. That won't ADDICT! It lies.

And it shouldn't be as easy as it is. Tim surprised but sinking into his warmth. Probably thinking exposure to any number of things. Bruce doesn't care. He'll lie if he has too.

Dragging him off to bed like some impatient newlywed. Hands not gentle enough for a virgin, so he uses his tounge, to drag an orgasm out of him so hard his back bows. Drowns pretty little toys in lube to work him open, fucking them in and deep. Not rough or calloused like his fingers.

He knows damn well its brutal on a virgin to take some as big as him. Would work him open, little by little over days, if he could. Plugs and toys. Fingers, round after round. Getting him used to it. But he has today.

Just. Today.

So all he can do is work himself in slow. Press kisses to gasping, teary cheeks, and tell him how good he's being. How brave. Press vibrating little beads to his clit, to drag out some pleasure in all this. Help him adapt. And listen to him whine pitifully in overwhelmed sensation.

Rock into that magnificent heat. God, it feels so GOOD. Work himself in and out, til it's less of a vice. Drenched in lube. Crushed to the mattress and trapped in his arms. Impaled on him. Good for him.

Working up the speed of his hips as he snaps them deep. Buries himself inside that hot, perfect body. Tim gorgeous and incoherently undone beneath him. His. He did this.

Bruce gives in to that desire to stuff him full. Like he's trying to BREED him. Gives in to the desire to whisper filthy praises and tender, emotional things. The sort Tim can't bear, but now can't escape. Impaled on his cock as he is.

Midnight hits too soon.

He does get addicted. How can he not? But he manages to focus. Wants to take his time. Do it right. Which he CAN'T in only 24hours.

And with Tim? His matra of "I will not climb Batman like a tree" has failed him. Curse you, sexy, sexy, Batman! He has learned a lot! But mostly, that unless he is dosed on Pollen? That glorious dick barely fits and does NOT FEEL GREAT, until like? Orgasm three! Which is a lot to ask!

Doesn't STOP him. He just figured out he has to pre-game. Loosen HIMSELF up. Make a morning of it. Get his bits destroyed deliciously all afternoon.

But both Bat can agree? Fuuuuuuck, John Constantine and his escape artist house.

It's ultimately Tim who finds him. Frees them. Bruce is in the cave when Memories Hit. And.... oh. Oh? Oooooooooh.

WELL then~

Meanwhile Tim is just standing there like :O Bruce you KINKY ME FUCKER.

-🐼🐼🐼

and bruce can't possibly deny it at all 😭😭😭!!!

[in-the-glow-of-a-silmaril]

Luthien is so loved by the author that her entire family line might as well have "super special protagonist✨️" tattooed on their forehead.

Like, just listen to these descriptions:

Dior, heir to a king, product of a legendary love story, and the first ever half-human elf. AND, if that wasn't special enough, maia blood as well.

Eluréd and Elurín- same bloodline, fantasy twins (automatically cool), mysterious tragic fate that writers so like to linger over.

Elwing- princess of a fallen kingdom. Tragic fate circumvented because the gods loved her too much to let her die. Animal transformation (automatically cool). Grieving mother. Has beautiful love story with Earendil, also half-elf royalty, who becomes a star. Everything about her is mythical.

Elrond and Elros. Fantasy twins. Tragic backstory. Diverging fates; two very different happy endings. A king and the minstrel to a king. Choosing mortality vs turning down kingship for a homely house. There's so many themes you could get into for them, separately or together.

Elrohir and Elladan: fantasy twins. Fates unknown: part two. Remarkably well-adjusted for people who are on a quest of vengeance in honor of their mother. Terrifying warriors with many friends.

Arwen: oooooooooh, arwen. Connection to her legendary ancestor! Choosing mortality - the bitter and the sweet! Helping restore a kingdom for love! Arwen is a complex, underrated gem.

And I won't even get into Lúthien, y'all know how JRRT loved her. But like, literally all these people could have their own YA novel. No one in this entire family line came out boring. Amazing, no notes, 10/10.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Reader whos the lord of excaping, but they treat it like a game. If they aren’t caught in a certain amount of time they’ll just come back, give tips, and wait till they feel like it’s time for another “game”. Yandere eyeless jack, hoodie, and liu please?

OOooooooOh buddy boy be careful what you ask for

Eyeless Jack:

So, uh, yeah- That's not happening. Jack is up there with the most dangerous and intelligent creeps out of them all, and this won't fly with him. You might get out once or twice, but after that, you'll never see the light of day ever again. He'll put you in a room with no windows, with a door that can't be opened by anyone but him, with you chained to the wall by at least your arms and legs, but if you push it he'll chain you by your abdomen and neck too. You are HIS and you are NOT meant to escape. You will stay within the walls of the hideout, and you will never get away from him. You can also expect to be SEVERELY punished for all escape attempts.

Liu:

When a yandere, Liu is much different than normal. He's cold, calculating, and observational. He knows all of the various ways you've been escaping, and after every attempt, he blocks that from being a possibility. You may think you're giving him tips, but really, he's 10 steps ahead of you. Eventually, you will run out of ways to get out, and you'll realize just how cruel he can be. Once you're out of escape attempts he'll have you trapped with him, chained not to the wall, but to HIM. No way to escape when the person you're trying to escape from is always right next to you. You'll be spending your days without freedom and without the "game" you used to so frequently play.

Brian/Hoodie:

Brian and Hoodie handle this situation much differently, but at the end of the day, Hoodie is the one that calls all the shots. When Hoodie is in control of their shared body, he's not as kind and forgiving as Brian is. First, he starts by breaking your ankles, and if you still try to play your games after that he'll snap your knees, and if you STILL try getting away? Well, he'll just saw those precious legs of yours off. Sure, Brian will cry over it and comfort you when he comes to every time, but Hoodie's punishments serve as a cruel reminder- You aren't getting away from either of them. After all, Brian is only apologizing over your pain- Not your loss of mobility, and he'll be using that as an excuse to spend MUCH more time by your side, even further preventing escape.

[because-of-a-friend]

Seventeen Reaction: You Suddenly Being Shy

MASTERLIST

Thanks for the request anon! Hope you like it!!!!

CHOI SEUNGCHEOL

He thinks is the cutest thing in the world and he also cannot believe he has that kind of sway over you. He's like????? They're shy around me?????? He'll do a lot of cute little things to try and get you to relax around him and be more comfortable being yourself around him. When you're not super close, he'll do random things to make himself look ridiculous so if he's intimidating to you at all, he seems less so. Then as you grow more comfortable with each other, anytime he notices you becoming quiet he'll do something like plucking your chin or some other cute gesture that he knows you'll have some sort of witty comeback for. He appreciates and adores both sides of you, but always wants to make sure you feel comfortable around him.

YOON JEONGHAN

Jeonghan will likely match your energy depending on how you're feeling. But he does have a habit of challenging your more sarcastic side because he tends to talk quite bluntly, so he thinks those conversations are more fun. He honestly has a lot of fun figuring out how to push your buttons until you two are ceaselessly teasing each other. He'll leave you be if it really seems like you're not up to it and respects when you're more quiet. He can always easily go with the flow depending on your mood.

JOSHUA HONG

Josh tends to also get shy around new people or one on one with people he doesn't know that well or in other moments he's not prepared for. So if you suddenly get shy, it'll probably trigger his shyness as well. He'll suddenly be unsure of what to say or where to look or how to act. Moments between you and Joshua tend to be very sweet and lighthearted since both of you are very careful towards each other. Any sort of friendship/relationship with each other with each other will progress slowly because it takes you two awhile to fully open up to each other. But it means that you two also eventually feel very comfortable around each other since you spent so much time building up trust.

WEN JUNHUI

He probably hates this lol. Not because of you but because he just can't stand awkward silence and puts all the pressure on himself to fix it. He also doesn't really get it????? Like you were fine around him when you were hanging out with other members or friends????? He watched you roast Wonwoo with no hesitation earlier???? But now that it's just you and him you're so shy?????? Get ready for chaotic Jun because he's going to be pulling all of the punches to get you to laugh again. Honestly when there's an awkward silence he can't really help but keep talking to fill it in, so you might learn a lot more about Jun in five minutes than you thought you would in years lol.

KWON SOONYOUNG

(Sorry for using such a big gif but he really is the prettiest man on earth omfg)

Might also be a little awkward when you suddenly get shy. He worries that he said something to offend you or that maybe you don't like him. So he tends to approach you carefully when he notices that you're shy around him to make sure that you two are on good terms. He'll actually make an effort to talk more quietly around you and try to sit really still and not make any sudden big movements so he doesn't catch you off guard or upset you. He tries to be as polite as possible and will make a real effort to start enjoyable conversations. Probably asks other people stuff like what movies you like or what songs you listen to so he has something to talk to you about when he sees you.

JEON WONWOO

Pls this is his worst nightmare. He's not confident in handling social situations so when you suddenly get quiet around him, he has no idea what to do. He'll awkwardly blurt out some random questions and cringe inwardly every time it doesn't lead to an actual conversation. He'll wonder what's up since you seemed so confident around other people. Like Soonyoung, he'll worry over you not liking him for some reason. He'll probably actually end up pulling back and letting you approach him in the future so any contact between you two can be on your terms so he knows you're comfortable.

LEE JIHOON

May not fully notice. Jihoon tends to be off in his own world anyways so your mood change around him may fly right over his head. He's not always conscious of people's behaviors and changes in them because of his tendency to zone out. Honestly it's sort of a relief. If you're feeling a little more nervous as you spend one on one time with him, it's almost nice that he seems to continue on with business as usual. It's nice that he won't really point it out or make a big deal of it. He's usually pretty gentle during conversation anyways so it's not like there's anything he's doing to be intimidating. If he notices you being shy, he might get a little shy as well, but he'll do anything he can to make you comfortable and get on your good side.

LEE SEOKMIN

Seokmin is such a people pleaser so you suddenly going quiet is going to be a problem for him. He needs you to like him so much. He's going to figure out what makes you feel the most comfortable around him. Do you want him to take the lead in conversations? Would you prefer he back off a little? Do you like it when he's joking? More serious? He'll test the waters and feel out what brings back your more confident side so he can tell what makes you more comfortable around him. He'll navigate every conversation with care so you'll enjoy talking with him.

KIM MINGYU

Also the type to kind of slip up when this happens. He doesn't know how to continue when you suddenly get shy around him. It highkey gives him butterflies, he thinks it's so cute. So then he's shy around you, leading to him doing awkward things, all while he's trying to help you feel less shy around him. He's a giggling/blushing mess around you 24/7, which definitely helps him seem less intimidating. But he very much genuinely wants you to feel comfortable around him so he'll always be as kind and friendly as possible.

[A/N: So Tumblr has suddenly decided I can only add ten imagines to each post even tho up until now, I was able to add gifs for all thirteen members. Soooo I was wondering if you guys preferred for me to either separate maknae line and hyung line for reactions, or if you want me to leave gifs out and have all members in one post for reactions, or if y'all want to do it by request??? Until I get a good read on what y'all want I'm just gonna cut the gifs are where I have to lol. Please let me know what y'all want me to do!!!!]

XU MYUNGHO

Myungho takes this in a silent stride. When he notices you suddenly get shy around him, he'll just sort of quietly take note of it. He'll try to encourage your usual sarcastic side to make sure you know he's comfortable with it. If it doesn't seem like it's working, he'll back off and try to take things slow and gentle with you until you feel more comfortable around him one on one. He'd never admit it but he is ecstatic when your sarcastic side starts to show. Any biting remark you have for him is met with a smirk and an equally biting remark. He's fine when you're more shy but he'll feel uneasy himself until you're comfortable around him.

BOO SEUNGKWAN

Seungkwan will have an "oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no" moment when he realizes you're suddenly shy around him. He also wants everyone to like him and be happy around him. He will also wonder if he did something to offend you and be incredibly nervous and unhappy until you're comfortable around him again. He's constantly hesitant when approaching you and then as conversation progresses, he'll pull out the big guns with his humor to get you laughing and hopefully back to your normal self.

VERNON CHWE

This may also go over his head. Vernon isn't always super in tune with the people around him just depending on what's going in his head. He also usually lets the people around him lead conversations anyways, so he'll just follow your vibes conversation to conversation. When you're shy he'll just speak to you casually and keep it light. When your more sarcastic side shows, he'll vamp it up and match your energy (although with him, he'll use sarcasm as a way to casually flirt for sure lol). But overall it's hardly even noticeable to him.

LEE CHAN

Dino probably also gets shy when you get shy. He may not notice your change at first but as soon as he does he just goes "oooooooooh" and then backs way off. He's the type to awkwardly laugh every other sentence when speaking to you, desperate to make sure the conversation feels light and happy. He's not really the best at navigating meeting new people and learning how to connect with them specifically. He's happy to try anything and everything to help you feel more at ease around him, though.

[akane171]

...Dunno if you have ever heard of this, but there's a proverb/turn of speech saying that no answer is still an answer as well... Very fitting for this situation, huh?🤣😉

Yeah, true😂 You know what's even better? Watching the SPN crew's convention panel's and shenanigans 🤣 (Seriously, you NEED to have heard them tell the Train Story Jared, Jen and Richard were involved in and the Airplane story by Richard, Matt and Rob, and best of all ofc any and all pranks J&J pulled on poor Misha🤣 Those stories NEVER get old... That cast seriously just needs to have their own live comedy show/panel)

Oh god... Okay, I'm really glad I didn't watch the whole finale right now... That's just...😖🙈

EXACTLY! +an elevator is neither cheap nor replaced within hours so...

HAHAHAHA what a great saying!😍🤣

Yup, the fillers were...much...😅🙈

Hmm true... It's just feels like a waste of emotional attachment when this is all it was every going to become....

Lol, now I'm really imagining you manically turning into an old mushroom as if you were a digimon digivolving or one of the frontier chosen spiritevolving🤣

HAHAHA, Yup, I feel ya🤣 And ohhhh, Avenged Sevenfold?!😁 Lool...Why do I feel like from now on I will always expect them to say sth about seafood?🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Good riddance🙈 That just sounds so mentally exhausting and damaging...🙊🙈

It would be SO awesome🤣 I'd totally watch them do that for years 🤣🤣

Ohhh😶 Well, then my condolensces and good luck?😅 Sounds like it might not ever end in our life time 🤣 

Apropo awesome mangas, have you read Pandora Hearts? That one is such a masterpiece as well (AND finished)🤔😍🙈

That one was nice, cause protective!Kara telling everyone off and listing their screw-ups never gets old...plus poor angsty but sweet puppy Mon🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

Anyway, have an AWE&SOME Friday, just hours left till the weekend💃🏻😉

XXXXXX

LOL

OOOOOOOOOH, don't let me stark about SPN guys and conventions. The Jibcons vids kept me sane on some bad moments of my life. I remember the first time I saw the Misha and Jensen first resume? Where they died laughing, Misha throat sang etc. And then on the second they found Jensen's one and that was priceless. I love them xD

It was... unnecessary. Instad of fixing their past problems they created more. I don't get the writing in SG. I seriously don't. It feels like they decided it's the last season, so they wanted to collect money and just run away.

I seriosuly won't stop being bitter about it all.

Lol, better a digimon that a pokemon, I guess xD

As I said, I'm still bitter they don't sing about seafood. What a WASTE.

What can I say, I'm FREE and I hope she won;t invite me for her wedding :)))))

I feel it would be a much better show than Boruto...

I seriously lost hope. The same for Skip Beat! - here we have updates but jesus christ, i have been reading it for more than 10 years i think and the main couple didn't even kiss yet... or maybe they did, but I didn't check for a while...

Have heard about it, but didn't read.

Yeah, well, reading about Kara standing for herself is not a common thing in the fics. Especially when Alex is involved... sometimes I wonder why.

Thanks! Have a kickass weekend too. May your all fave fics be updated! :D

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Tommy

Ali: Now on the coach Ali: How's Ro been? Ali: Tried to give her as much space as poss Tommy: I'll give it a minute before I let ma know, yeah? Give you some space too like Tommy: Proper shut down. Standard Tommy: She ain't said a word to none of us Ali: Cheers Ali: Been a fucking event, don't think even Ma can top the drama but not dying to find out Ali: I thought as much 😟 Ali: I don't think there's much to be done but be there when she's ready though, right? Ali: idk, plenty of friends cried on these shoulders but never Ro over this, its new ground Tommy: You're alright Tommy: I reckoned as much when she flew home Tommy: Like I've been in with tea but I'm blatantly juggling cups and nothing else Tommy: She ain't about my efforts Tommy: Offered to dance battle him and she didn't even laugh Ali: Tah for being tea boy though, more necessary and appreciated than it might seem when she's catatonic Ali: to be fair, that isn't funny, babe 😜 Tommy: Giving it a go Tommy: x 2 like Tommy: oi I'm well funny Ali: 💚 Ali: hmm Ali: i hope that's not your aim w this theatre school lark Ali: standup you ain't Tommy: Laugh it up or you ain't getting your welcome home cupcakes honey Tommy: 🌟 baker I am Ali: tears of a clown baby bro Ali: 'cos bet mary berry herself didn't whip up anything for your arrival only days previous Ali: that's da Ali: mum is OBVS paul Ali: the accent, the blue steel, the unnecessary harsh judgment Tommy: 😂 Tommy: The cupboards were bare before yours truly showed up to help with the big shop Tommy: Working my ballet body without rest here Ali: wanna have a fab summer not a flab one darling Ali: only thinking of all the money they ain't had to put into your training #datscholarshiptho Tommy: Put your claws away if you ain't aiming them at a diff blonde lad Tommy: That'll be why I'm shameless fave not cause none of yous are about Ali: seriously don't Ali: he better square up when we're in that car park Ali: if the teachers don't get him first...you won't believe the fucking scandal blatantly occurring rn Ali: obvs 😘 'til Bea and Fraze become the big ballers they wanna be and start paying it back Ali: all 'bout that dolla Tommy: if you heard that lad, gotta post up 🥊 Tommy: someone better smack that cunt Tommy: Spill it sister, how is he on worse behavior? Nearly a proper skill at this point Ali: I plan to Ali: just followed Carly into the fucking cupboard bog, like Ali: in what world are you not getting caught Ali: we're in a fucking tin can Tommy: ERRR Tommy: Your Carly? Tommy: she can do better Ali: I been telling her Ali: best believe Ali: can't drag her out like time out bitch Ali: he's a disease s2g Ali: every fucking girl I know Tommy: 💔 not about that for her Tommy: Every girl except you? 🤔 suspect Ali: nah Ali: don't need to tell you he treats her like shit, duh Ali: ☕ Tommy: let me at her inbox tbh Tommy: not having this Tommy: she's a cutie Ali: do it Ali: meddlin' gay who smugly knows best defs a better stereotype than jealous ex Ali: 😣 no tah Tommy: Valid Tommy: Your eyes ain't gone green though, have they? Tommy: If this is a triangle, or love square tell me now bitch Ali: Bitch Ali: how dare you do me down like that Ali: Nah, I just want her to be happy Ali: and ain't happening with that cunt Tommy: Don't you reckon she knows that Tommy: She was happy with you but that went how it went maybe she's not looking for it to be like that again Ali: Oh, so I just let her fuck her life up Ali: polite smiles from the sideline like SOOOOO happy for you babes, what a man! Ali: Pfffft 😒 Ali: be a better gay Tommy: Nah but putting yourself out there for the real shit is such a THING Tommy: I get it Ali: So dramatic the lot of you Ali: not gotta get a pug and a mortgage Ali: if you ain't going out there tryna be happy every day every way Ali: what's the point Ali: a madness Tommy: Maybe she's all out of trying after putting up with your high maintenance arse for so long ☕ Tommy: 😂 Tommy: Nobody's bringing their best for that basic fuckboy Ali: 🖕 piss off hair product Tommy: Like you take any less time putting together your 'effortless' lewks you faux hippie Tommy: Don't be coming for my crowning glory Ali: Bleurgh Ali: forgot how much of a bitch you were Ali: when you going back again? 😘 Tommy: We've all seen you #bringitforberlin Tommy: Not that I'm jealous nah Tommy: But how was it? Drama aside Ali: 👼 Don't push me down the stairs, watching my back now like 👀 Ali: It overshadowed everything lowkey but yeah Ali: still ace Tommy: You'll bring it back around when you flatten Drew Ali: 🍑👏 him Tommy: 👑 Tommy: what are we gonna do about Ro and Carly though? 🤔 Must focus Ali: soz, my booty has that affect Ali: but seriously Ali: I am fresh out of ideas... Ali: maybe he's like Samson and we need to give him a buzzcut Ali: break the spell Tommy: or shove a bowl on his head and ✂ Ali: ain't far off Ali: ☕ it ain't that cute a cut Ali: its just shiny and blonde, snap out of it ladies! Tommy: Honestly Tommy: Meena got all the looks and that's the tea Ali: Oooooooooh! 😉 Ali: No argument tho even if you're 😍 Tommy: SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK TO ME ALISON Tommy: She's just better than him very HIGHKEY Tommy: Take it up with our man JC Ali: 😂 Ali: Bless Ali: so sweet Ali: and finally Ali: a matrimony we can all get behind Tommy: excuse me he made me and her both queens Tommy: too fabulous for your hetero baiting of the audience Ali: sure jan Ali: can't fake that chemistry Ali: told you, you're a shit actor Tommy: Take a step back Marsha if you don't want me coming for your weave Tommy: You reckoned on your ex a few back? Marlene would blatantly kill Drew no questions Ali: 💅💄 jealousy's a disease, get well soon bitch 😷 Ali: now you gay baiting! Tommy: 😂 Ali: Let karma sort him out Ali: Ro's well out of it Ali: Carly, I hope, knows what she's doing, even if I don't fuck with it Ali: he ain't gonna 💔 Tommy: Yeah Tommy: Still, drink and debrief when you get home? Tommy: I wanna hear how the teachers throw down Ali: fosho Ali: dog or you SO 100% G.A.Y. now you refuse to go anywhere that ain't flying at least 2 rainbow flags at all times? 😉 Tommy: 🌈 or bust Tommy: not gonna be Ro's scene but if you wanna bring Carly that cunt isn't gonna set foot in such hallowed ground Ali: A different concept for scared straight but I'm with it Ali: I'll ask her Ali: got a party dress I didn't get to debut, gotta save something for the home crowd, like Tommy: I'd watch THAT show Ali: wouldn't we all Ali: so much teen mum to catch up on, you best not have watched it without me! Tommy: Not trying to get struck down ta Tommy: That fury's all for Drew Ali: unless you've deleted all the recording like ur burning after reading, you're alright kid Tommy: Honey I know what's holy Ali: thank God someone does Ali: Drew getting kicked straight to hell and off this bus if he don't chill Tommy: They still going? Tommy: Ugh Ali: Nah Ali: Laoise and her crew dobbed, which fair enough literally no one needs it, doubt they got started before the teachs' were yanking them out Ali: if they had handcuffs Drew would be chained to his seat rn no lie Ali: citizen's arrests and full-scale riot behaviour going down rn from everyone slating Carly Tommy: omhg Tommy: I hope someone's streaming Tommy: Gonna send my girl 💚🍀 Ali: no doubt Ali: reckon we might have to make an emergency stop Ali: couldn't even make the trip home Ali: really lads REALLY Tommy: And I thought my school was full of drama queens and kings Tommy: Christ alive Ali: honestly Ali: got nothing on the common people Ali: i'm so over it Ali: gonna knock myself over the head in a minute so i don't have to deal Tommy: I'd suggest a sing song but don't reckon that'll cut it Tommy: Call me a bad gay again but Tommy: Never hear you over the war cries like Ali: 😂 if there was ever a moment for kumbaya Tommy: If they'd let you keep your 🎸 you'd be thriving Tommy: Yeah I heard about that casual confiscation Tommy: Weapon in more ways than one though, lads Ali: THANK YOU Ali: how we gon' play for peace now Ali: gonna have to get real happy clappy Tommy: 👏stop👏 slutshaming👏 carly👏 Tommy: End with a mexican wave that knocks that cunt out Tommy: She alright? Tommy: I just saw a flash of Ro, safe to say she ain't Ali: I mean, as much as they're all just using this as an excuse to do that Ali: lowkey have a point on this one Ali: why here and why now Ali: its disrespectful Tommy: Talk to her Tommy: Someone's clearly keeping Ro in the loop somehow, is that likely to be her? Ali: Idk Ali: I don't think its her style Ali: she isn't doing it to be malicious to Ro but yeah, idk why she is Tommy: Is she proper 💘 on Drew Tommy: 'Cause lord Ali: How could anyone be Tommy: I have literally no clue Tommy: But Ro's not 💔 about her German accent or whatever Tommy: It's all about him so there's gotta be something we're missing Ali: Oh, that ain't about him Ali: about a lot of things but him being a vessel for her intimacy issues and insecurities is just one of 'em Tommy: So he could've been anyone? Score - 1 for Romeo Ali: Any dickhead who's not gonna make it real on his end and ruin the fairytale, yeah Ali: dime a dozen Tommy: ☕ Ali: safe to say he's fucked the narrative still tho Ali: although, has he? 'cos secretly feeds into the 'i'm wrong and strange' deal we all know is there Tommy: Savage Tommy: But accurate Ali: I know Ali: Die before I said it to her face, like but Ali: makes me worried if she needs to prove that theory right again he could make a reappearance Ali: everyone loves a bit of self-destruction Ali: can't judge but I am Tommy: Samsies Tommy: Fuck's sake Tommy: This family Ali: Rocky the only one with a healthy functioning relationship tbh Tommy: The realest Tommy: Even ma's met her match in ro rn though Tommy: She's lowkey freaking me out and I'm used to you weirdos Ali: Explain Ali: I've seen her at her freakiest, remember, so are we talking worse? Tommy: True maybe I'm just out of practice Tommy: Ghost like vibes catching me off guard Ali: We'll have to keep an eye on the food Ali: she doesn't eat much, and never in front of any of us now Ali: but I can tell when she's had something Ali: make sure we're not hungerstrike vibes again Tommy: I reckon she'll be alright-ish when you get home Tommy: Much as she ever is, you know Tommy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tommy: She's not gonna want to go to hospital or any of that shit Ali: Yeah, you're right Ali: I'm being dramatic, it's catching Tommy: 👑 Tommy: Bea will be if she sees her Tommy: Jesus take the wheel and spare me that Ali: 😬 Ali: can hear the 'I told you so' from here Ali: we're all thinking it but shh Tommy: Inside voices like we do at least Ali: Never know Ali: might be the motivation she needs Ali: Bea disappointment Tommy: Oh snap Ali: You know it works Ali: on Fraze too 😂 Tommy: 😂 Tommy: Yeah