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I've thought about the consequences of Damian killing Tim and Jason killing Tim. It just occurred to me that I've never thought about the consequences of Dick killing Tim.

It's going to be very OOC obviously but imagine Dick having the worst breakdown the Bats have ever seen. Absolutely love it when Dick gets one.

Anyways, the Bats tell Dick it was an accident. But was it? Was it really? It probably was but the guilt and horror eats Dick up so much he goes insane.

Ooohh!!! Just had an idea!! You know about those stories or news of people going into shock after they discover their loved ones' death and then they go about their day like nothing happened at all??

Dick does that. No one was there to see Dick strangle his little brother to death. No one was there to save them both. No one was there to see Tim crying and using up the last of his breath just so he could tell his brother he forgives him. So no one was there when snaps out of whatever made him kill his little brother and his immediate descent into insanity.

He tells himself that, Oh, Timmy passed out. Been telling him to get some sleep before he falls asleep on patrol. He bridal carries Tim and takes him home to his Nest. He tells everyone that Timmy fell asleep on their stakeout and that he's taking him home.

He bathes him and clothes him for bed. He talks to Tim the whole time until he falls asleep next to Tim on the bed. When he wakes up the next day, he still won't register that Tim is dead. To him, Tim was just tired that's why he slept for so long. The next days, he remains in denial. He tells himself that Tim is sick or just tired and he tells the bats the same thing. He ignores the black spots forming on his brother's skin or the smell of decay that permeates the room.

Although he gets cold and it can't be very good for Timmy as well to have the room as cold as a meat freezer, he still does it although he doesn't know why. The few times Dick goes out, he buys flowers and fills Tim's room with the scent of them. Dick talks to Tim the whole time, waiting and not waiting for Tim to respond.

When the bats finally came for a visit 2 weeks later, they find their decaying bodies. Dick clutches on to his brother's body who never returned his embrace. Autopsy shows that Tim was strangled and the handprints belonged to the man who died from hypothermia cuddling the corpse of the brother he killed.

Honestly wanted this to be a scenario where Dick lives and faces consequences but this got away from me lol.

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oh accidentally killing tim would absolutely DESTROY dick psychologically 🥺

he freaked out bad when he thought he'd killed the joker but killing tim? there's no way he' be able to cope with the reality and so the only way his brain could possibly protect him would be to enter a psychosis where tim was still alive.

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tim who becomes a vigilante not just to help bruce, but because he’s a massive masochist

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ tim digging his fingers into his bruises and aches while touching his princess parts with his hand wrapped in a cast because he just gets so excited after patrol and he has ever since he'd watch bruce work over various criminals on a nightly basis.

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Having thoughts about an ask you recently posted about teen Tim falling in love with his teacher Bruce who is 25 years older than him. You mentioned in the ask that Tim is sad about the love not being reciprocated but that's okay, bc they still fuck, and once Bruce knocks him up, they'll have to get married and then they can be together!

What if this was a little different? Bc tbh when you say teen Tim I imagine him 16 at the MOST. So he gets pregnant freshman year of high school and realizes they can't get married bc he's still too young. So he has Bruce's baby and raises them and everything, but when she's only three months old, Tim finds out he's pregnant again. This sparks an idea in him that the more babies he pops out before Bruce can legally marry him, the more urgent their marriage will be, meaning it will happen that much sooner! So Tim has a plan to be as pregnant as many times as possible until he and Bruce can get married (this leads to him being pregnant with his fifth baby on his 18th birthday)

However, on the flip side, Bruce never intends on marrying Tim. His wife doesn't want any kids herself which breaks Bruce's heart, not just bc he wants children of his own (nothing against Dick and Jason ofc, he loves his son's dearly), but bc pregnancy and impregnation sex might just be his two biggest kinks. So when he realizes one of the little high schoolers has a massive crush on him and the right circumstances that, if he got pregnant, no one would suspect Bruce even for a second? He's on that shit so fast. They start Tim's freshman year, and the teen mentions marriage, to which Bruce explains 1. He's already married and 2. Tim is too young anyways

This is around the time Tim gets pregnant with their first child and comes up with his idea of baby trapping Bruce, meanwhile Bruce has a new goal himself of fucking Tim as often as he can and filling up his sweet, stupid, slutty little womb. He intends on ruining Tim for anyone else (either bc Tim only ever wants Bruce, or bc any other potential suitors are too intimidated by Tim's impressive brood of children to risk fucking him, let alone dating him) and totally succeeds

When Tim is old enough to marry, Bruce gaslights him and says they need to hold off on the wedding a few more years. Eventually, Bruce has a house made for Tim and all their sweet bastard babies to grow up in, and eventually after that, when Tim is around 22/23, Bruce's wife learns about him and his enormous amount of children with her husband. She wants to be mad, but Tim is such a sweet, stupid little thing, only good for raising babies and being fucked even stupider on Bruce's cock that she can't be upset!

At least not with Tim, especially when she first meets him and finds him, heavily pregnant with twins, nursing his 8 month old from his heavy chest. She can be plenty pissed at Bruce tho, especially for treating Tim and their babies like a dirty little secret (and she supposes they are, when she notices how old his oldest four kids are and does the math, realizing her idiot husband knocked this little slut up and kept him that way throughout his entire high school career). So she gets her revenge by strong-arming Bruce into building a house on the property for Tim and the kids to live in, so Bruce can be faced with his shameful little secret as often as possible

Maybe she even joins Bruce and Tim when they fuck, eventually, or they enter a cuckqueen dynamic with Tim as her husband's sweet little cum bucket and baby maker 🥰 maybe a sister wives type deal, even? Tim and Bruce never actually get married in a way that's legally binding, but they might as well be married with the way Tim is kept barefoot and pregnant

tim is 100% the type of delusional that honestly believes bruce will marry him/leave his wife for him and he absolutely believes bruce's excuses and lies about eventually marrying him even though it will never happen because even if bruce did get remarried he wouldn't marry a highschool drop out like tim (even though the reason tim dropped out in the first place was to take care of the kids bruce kept getting him pregnant with!). but bruce does love his kids and he is...very deeply fond of tim who satiates bruce sexually in a way no one, not even his wife has.

so when he gets found out of course he's willing to do whatever his wife asks of him in exchange for still being allowed to see tim and his children even if she thinks she's lording his "shame" over his head by making bruce build them the sweet little cottage, that tim has been fantasizing about moving their children into, on the manor's grounds.

it's a small sacrifice. so is letting her come in to watch as bruce lovingly fucks his sweet little lover, pumping him full so he can get big with another of bruce's babies. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I will forever be mad about the fact that Tim didn't intend on becoming Robin. He went to Dick TWICE. He literally did the one thing all kids are told to do (tell a trusted adult) and he STILL had to do it himself.

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Titans always liked to party. Even when everyone started their own lives, barely seeing each other, they always found time to throw a party once in awhile.

This party was the biggest one yet. After one of the massive threats to the universe was dealt with, some of the JL members stayed, almost all of the Titans and even the Outlaws. Dancing, games, chatting... After a few hours, there were only a small group left: bachelors, who wanted to get drunk. Hal didn't really care about an age gap, everyone left were adults. Dick was always game. Roy wanted Jason to let loose, so they both stayed.

At some point they started playing Truth or Dare, but they figured out fast that they were too drunk for any action, that's why only truth was left on the table. Questions soon turned into only sex relating. The most adventurous time. Just the best fuck. Best blowjob. Until one of them mentioned Tim's name. That's when they figured out, that all of them had sex with Tim and that all the best times they were talking about were with him.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yesss!!! they're all heavily buzzed and are slurring their speeches, too drunk to even think of getting up from where they're sprawled over the floor on cushions, couches, and assorted arm chairs. there are occasional bursts of giggles, some rolled eyes from hal and jason over the other two giggling like school girls over something. but its not like any of them have anywhere to be. no girlfriends, wives, or children expecting them home. and also being drunk and alone is sort of pathetic so at least together they're socializing and having a nice time while occasionally forcing one another to do humiliating shit until it's late and they're tired and have decided to just keep getting 'truth' out of each other while they wind down from the party and enjoy the company of each other and pretend they're not nearly as drunk as they feel.

dick is failing at it the worst and is nursing a trashcan in his lap while seated criss cross apple sauce on the floor. hal has managed to claim the entire length of the couch and has his head rested on one arm rest and ankles crossed on the other. roy is slouched with his elbows on his knees on a chair and drinking a slowly melting slurpy because he'd volunteered for a 7/11 run. jason has an icepack over his eyes and a can of ginger ale in one hand and pretending they're not all there while he...batmeditates the drunkness away.

things are civil and friendly, occasionally they all share a laugh at someone else's expense while plying truths out of each other. there's an unspoken brotherhood in bachelorhood that makes being open and honest while wasted so much easier and so much more...freeing. they don't have to worry about judgement, about hurting someone's feelings. when among kin you can finally admit that sure that girl you dated on and off for years kind of sucked at giving head and that the best blowjob of your life was at an executive's christmas party while out on the terrace of some hotel.

roy sighs about the sweetest tits he'd ever seen being on someone he had no business hooking up with.

hal commiserates with him admitting that despite his playboy ways, the best fuck of his life had been this barely legal little thing that he'd been waiting to get his hands on since they were sixteen and that hal also would have risked losing his balls if anyone in the league ever found out about it.

jason, from under his icepack, grunts out about how his sweet little pocket pussy had let him put the mouth of his fully loaded favorite gun into his fucked out little hole that was dripping with jason's mess.

hal gives an impressed whistle and jason lets out an, honest to god, wistful sigh about how he should've put a fucking ring on it.

they all give a shared shudder at that though. if there's one thing they all understand its that none of them are...husband material.

still that doesn't mean there aren't...longings for the position and its associated benefits.

dick gives a miserable groan into his trashcan and a wet gag where nothing comes up before miserably sniffling and asking them if they thought that tim would mind dick sabotaging his birth control so he'd have dick's baby so dick could have his not so secret desire to be a daddy to more than just the goldfish in his apartment.

and it's the mention of tim that sends them all back into their drunken reminiscing and bragging about conquests and the mental all stars roster they each have regarding their hookups.

of which tim seems to be the mvp of.

it's not shocking, not to them. if others had been in the room they probably would've been surprised that the most prude robin actually wasn't all that chaste. but they all knew exactly what tim did in his spare time (them). the only part that's surprising is finding out that they all have become intimately familiar the hot tight little cunt that milked their cocks like it was handmade by god to do it.

it's not long until that's all they're talking about.

hal closing his eyes and moaning about how cute and pink tim's tits were when they bounced as he rode him. jason about how tim was so obedient, letting him bend him all sorts of ways and positions and being such a champ and letting jason keep going even when he was passing out from exhaustion. dick is fully laid on the floor and mumbling about how nice and cold the hardwood is while talking about how tim's mouth always looked so cute stretched around his cock-that he didn't even have a gag reflex. roy is shamelessly hard on his chair and talking about how its a shame tim doesn't cross paths with him more often that roy would've loved a repeat, that jason and dick were fortunate to share a home with tim.

"i bet you've gotten some great pics" roy sighs.

and that's when the other three freeze for a moment because...pics?

and that's when roy shows them his phone where tim has sent roy pictures!!!! of tim's little hands cupping a tit in his bathroom mirror, of tim's finger pressed into his dripping baby cunt.

and hal has to fumble for the short 30 second clip in his phone of him slamming into tim and grunting as he cums as deep as he can get. jason claims tim has left countless pairs of panties in his apartment and that tim didn't let him record them fucking because he thought jason would shove it in bruce's face whenever he was angry at him (which jason absolutely would do) and dick whines about how his baby timmy never sends dick that kind of stuff!!! but would he? if dick asked would tim send him naked pictures of him in bed??

it goes without saying that tim is their favorite, the one they have the most fond memories of, the one that was their most memorable experience.

but that doesn't mean they don't all feel a bit competitive when they all text him to see who he'll respond to first.

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Okay but consider? Has Tim ever seen Ra's post-Critical Injury Lazurus Dip? Like not "oooh, I am back to my sexy Dilf-y glory~" but FULL ON "I have been Hard Reset back to the Prime Of My Life(tm), which statistically is early 20s, and am now a Young and Hot prowling bad boy. With no Grey in my hair and a SLIGHLTY higher voice, meaning while I sound familiar, you can't instantly place it like you usually could."

THAT sort of Hard Reset.

Bet he hasn't.

Bet he'd have an even HARDER time recognizing Ra's in a Masquerade mask. If Ra's had a smooth, freshly shaven, face. I mean... it's not like Ra's an assassin cult leader or anything. Him? Knowing how to DISGUISE himself? When in his centuries of life would he have had time to learn THAT?

So there Ra's is. Looking rich, dangerous, and slutty. As one does. Tight black pants, loose poet shirt, gold and gems dripping like honey down his skin. The very PICTURE of a WEALTHY young trouble maker. Blending in with all these wealthy fools, up too no good, some of them far more then others.

That's why the Bats are here.

For Intel.

But of COURSE, Brucie Wayne has aged out of this sort of scene. Tut tut. And his waste of a grandson is just a touch too young. A shame. So it's the Detective and a few others, leading the charge. But... ah, SUCH a big building! And can the Wayne's afford to be seen at such a disreputable event?

Of course not.

So they're in disguise. Layers upon layers, Detective. Masks upon masks. Delightful~

Ra's gets to watch Tim work the room. Prowl in magnificent heels. Dodge covetous hands so casually it seems by accident. Extract information people have DIED to protect. Blonde, tonight. He looks better with hair like the night.

Ra's smiles like a wolf.

And begins to hunt his prey though a sea of masks.

Which is how Tim meets a VERY rougish, tall, and delightfully muscled heir too...something. It's kinda obvious, given all the jewelry. Swordsmen too, from what he can feel of those INTERESTING and calloused hands. Tim knows he should focus... but...

Mystery Hot Guy is REALLY forward. Clearly in to him. And it's not like he's gotta marry the guy.

Did he mention the DELIGHTFUL rumble? His voice has a low rumbling quality to it, when he leans in close so he can be heard over the music. His hands are hot and gripping in that "just a bit too tight but not TOO too tight" sorta way? So yeah... he's gonna... uuuuh, go... "question so informants" real quick. Get back to you guys later!

Don't wait up!

And Ra's? Knows the chance of this working more then once is close to zero. So it has to be LEGENDARY. Life changing. Dick so good it ruins the Detective's LIFE. He's got to make sure the next time they meet, the Detective wants to kill him AND fuck him in equal measure.

After all, the Bats have a "no kill rule". Oh dear, Detective. Really only leaves you one option, then, doesn't it?

So Ra's goes to absolute TOWN on Tim. Sinks down to his knees and eats him out til his legs won't hold him. Carries him to the bed to the guestroom they're about to absolutely DEFILE, too use far too clever fingers, to stoke that burning NEED back up. Too stretch and tease, as his mouth worships that chest. That neck. That clever, clever mouth.

Runs his free hand along magnificent skin, wishes he could grip hair like the finest ink as he savors Timothy's mouth. It all feels decadent. Ra's is patient. Aaaand, there, Tim rocking against his hand has turned for lazy pleasure (savoring the glow of a good orgasm) to demanding.

His hands, his kisses, are growing hungrier. Commanding Ra's to give him what he needs. Spoil him like a pampered little prince. Either worship and adore him, or he will find someone else who SHALL. How can Ra's refuse? He'd be a fool too.

A fool not to suck and bite branding little marks upon that magnificent skin. A fool not to hike up those powerful hips a grind and tease with his length, until Timothy's sharp little nails dig into his flesh in warning. A gods forsaken incompetent, to NOT sink into that magnificent heat, pressed so close he can hear that breath taking little gasp of pleasure, as the thickness of himself presses wider and deeper then any BOY the Detective as ever taken.

Ra's AL Ghul is no fool.

But he IS a VERY giving lover.

Especially when he has something to gain from it. And oh, how it is a struggle not show the victory on his face. It would not do, to give the game away at the last moment. He knows better. So he moves his hips just so. Rolling at just the right angle. To grind with in as he thrusts, to grind against as he moves, his body angled just right to tease the Detective's clit.

Strong, calloused hands teasing what feels like EVERYWHERE. That deep rumbling voice monologing a god damned speech on how good Tim's body feels, how perfect he is, how sexy. That cock hitting everything over an over in a way marksmen would WEEP with jealousy at. Tim is pretty sure his brain is melting. Hook up too good, fuck why he came here actually. The others can handle it.

Will he later admit he fucked up? Probably. But that's when he gets the ability to reason again. Right NOW all he can think is a series of frantic porno noises and variations of the word "More". Turns out fumbling around with your teammates is NOT actually a good frame of reference for "what is Sex and how good does it feel?".

Tim doesn't even notice, two position changes and several orgasms later, when he loses his wig. His face is buried in Mystery Hook Up's shoulder, drooling and clinging, as he's worked up and down that mind melting cock like a toy. All that HE registers is that it feels nice to have that stuffy thing off and fingers running through his hair.

His family, though? Freaking out. Tim left with an "informant" (their ASS) and never showed back up. They've all HAD the traumatizing Honeypot Talk from Bruce. They KNOW Femme Fatales are a thing. Homme Fatales are a thing! Did someone send a sexy assassin after Tim!?

Soooooorta.

Dick, powered by the sheer force of Brotherly Murder-Panic and 👌close to showing the world why he and FUCKING DEATHSTROKE have a weird decade long "Thing(tm)" going, kicks down the door to waaaay too many random hook ups... until he eventually find the RIGHT hook up.

Where Timmy ain't got no bones. He be truely, magnificently, well fucked and boneless. A cooked noodle. Orgasm machine ran dry and he can see the shrimp color, Captain. He's cuddling a sex god and actively plotting to tattoo his phone number somewhere on this guy's body. Who CARES where he lives. Tim will MAKE it work. How you feel about breakfast?

Ra's is the exact flavour of Lounging Smug Bastard you imagine.

It's not even smirking "pleased with himself" territory anymore. It's full on "if a tiger were turned into a human, got revenge on the bastard who did it, and was lounging around feeling pleased with itself covered in blood" grinning. Because NOW, he has won.

Dick is, of course, going to break every bone in this Mystery Bastard's body. Jason. Hold him.

Which... just as Tim is about to throw a lamp in defense of his new Sex... something, Robin kicks the window open because "fuck it, I'm helping. Timothy may be an idiot. But he's OUR idiot and you've clearly seduced him with some sort of evil demonic sex magic, you fiend, time to fight." Etc etc.

Only then Hot Hook Up takes of his mask.

He.... He looks a LOT like Damian. A concerning amount. Like... if you were to say, take away the Wayne traits, he'd be almost identical.

Tim is ALSO not a fool.

That grin is very familiar. Those EYES are a shade he knows INCREDIBLY damn well. And oh sweet fuck on a stick he boned Ra's AL Ghul.

And it was amazing.

DAMN IT!!!

Does Tim absolutely HATE that Ra's was right? That Tim SHOULD consider sleeping with him? Yes. Is Tim going to do it again? According to the flashcard forcefully handed to him by his Father, ahem, "No. We do not sleep with Supervillians. We have self control." So... noooooooo, of course not. He would NEVER. Don't be absurd.

(Yes.)

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tim knows he shouldnt but also knows bruce has no moral highground to say 'dont sleep with supervillains 😭

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Newly appointed Robin!Tim gets captured by Ivy during an Arkham breakout. Everyone else is busy so it's just him for now, and Ivy has always had a soft spot for the Robin's, so she isn't particularly cruel. It's easy to mess with them tho, what with their hormones being so out of wack with the onset of puberty

She doesn't realize this Robin has a pussy tho, not until after she's given him some mild sex pollen, just to make him squirm. Instead of a little hard-on like she expects tho, there's a little wet spot where his tiny baby pussy is absolutely soaking wet. She decides to take advantage of this opportunity for an experiment she's been working on: crossbreeding

She wants to see if she can breed more intelligent or healthy plants if they're birthed from a human womb. So she uses her vines to pull off Robin's pants and he's such a natural little slut, begging for more and to be fucked (which is funny bc she really didn't dose him with much. He's really a cockslut in the making) before his pants are even all the way off

But she obliges, and has her vines fuck his sweet baby pussy until he's drooling and nearly delirious with pleasure. Once he's cum for the fifth time, she brings in her ovipositor and has it quickly replace the vine that was steadily fucking him. Robin just things it's another vine ready to fuck him silly, but then the seeds start to slip inside and he cums to hard he passes out for a few moments. He thought the vines felt good? Well this is insane, better than he ever could have imagined!

Ivy was originally gonna do a small handful of fast growing seeds that would practically fall out a few minutes after being implanted, just to spare Robin that possible discomfort, but the little slut loves it so much that she changes her mind. The seeds are bigger, instead of the size of gumballs like she originally planned, they're the size of chicken eggs. Instead of five or six small seeds, she has Tim packed full until something on his suit snaps from the swelling of his belly

The boy is a drooling mess, and Ivy is excited for this next bit. Bc these plants need to be fertilized, so Robin is filled even further, with a sweet smelling, viscous liquid that bloats him even bigger. The small seeds she was going to give him in the beginning would have been in and out within 10 minutes. But these ones take about an hour to cook, and they grow as time passes. When it's time for him to give birth, the seeds are the size of a softball. His belly is big and fat and hanging, stuffed full of goop and seeds, and Tim is a horny mess. Everytime a seed is pushed out of him, he cums

His top is opened up when they realize he's lactating, and two vines with little mouths on the ends nurse from him (but something must be in that goo that filled Tim earlier bc he can already feel his tits refilling and swelling bigger and bigger as time goes by). Ivy is v pleased with how Robin does, bc by the end, he has delivered twenty new seeds

Even better (worse?), Robin is gone all weekend, stuck with Ivy and giving birth to her seeds like clockwork every hour. By the time someone finds him, he's given birth upwards of fifty times, and he's surrounded by a small mountain of slimey seeds

This weekend of being a breeding experiment for Ivy changes him tho, and Tim is an insatiable little slut, to the point where Batman has to make a deal with Ivy to take one of the plants with them to grow and care for with the sole purpose of fucking and filling Tim up. They're able to twist something's around tho and the seeds Tim delivers aren't evil or malevolent, so he spends most of his time strung up in the Cave and getting filled with seeds to his heart's content (after just a few weeks he has big heavy tits and a big belly that's soft and heavy even when he isn't pregnant). He's the absolute picture of maternity and depravity

😍😍😍😍 tim turned desperate to be a little breeder like its encoded in his dna 😍

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Tim drake and bruce wayen this tim drake and damian wayne that but hear me out tim drake and thomas wayne jr.

!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍 i genuinely don't get a chance to bring up this panel enough times!!!!! (jla vol 1 #108)

because what does this meaannnn thomas??? why would he view getting to own all of jack drake's things (including his son who we know is tim) as a good thing. killing a kid's dad usually will mean resentment and knowing tim he'd know his dad in this universe is crooked and working for the worst of the worst and he'd know somehow owlman would be responsible. the idea that tim would be deeply loyal also doesn't make sense because we can see in this universe that loyalty is a pretty cheap thing and that no one is loyal as we can see here in the same issue where jack tries appealing to lucius fox of this world by bringing up that their kids used to be friends.

i'm delusional and knowing that tim's dad was a drug dealing pimp makes me think he absolutely has tim perfectly trained and thomas wayne (control issues to the MAX) would absolutely want to own that. a toy that he doesn't have to break in and belongs to him? of course that has appeal!! plus there's ultraman's reaction to hearing thomas be excited if not satisfied with himself at acquiring the underage child of his now dead pimp goon and it's "sometimes you disgust even me".

because ultraman is no stranger to killing, orphaning children, or enslaving others. but he gets the ick from this? 🤔🤔🤔

it can't just be that he's grossed out at owlman being excited at acquiring a new little soldier to be his eyes and ears when he's not around. it's constantly brought up how sexually frustrated he is over his eternal battle with the police commissioner (thomas sr) and the fact that he can't have and freely fuck superwoman. what better way to flip off his father and work off that sexual frustration than acquiring tim to...ease the burden.

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You know that annoying "redeemed by a Good Woman/redeemed by puss" troupe?

I just remembered Match :Dc

Kon's evil Clone twin. The one where they actually SUCCEEDED and he's totally down to kill Superman and is also super unstable physically etc.

But consider!

Secret Relationship! Bats are paranoid after all. Can't let our enemies or Dads know we're dating! Or fuuuuuckin.

So when the switch happens? And "Superboy" gets a nasty blow to the head that gives him spotty memory? Of COURSE his... "Best Friend"(tm) wink wink nudge nudge, is gonna take care of him. The whole team obviously knows. But no one else does.

So Match has no idea what's happening.

Has he been Made? THAT FAST? Shit, Bats really ARE something else. Better kill hi-... why is he hugging me? This... IS a hug, right? He's never had one before. It's not awful.

And so Match keeps pretending to be Kon. Slowly gets "better". Forgot a lot about Robin and their Relationship, of course, so they have to start basicly over. But isn't Rob the BEST? So patient! Hand holding. Cuddles. Tender kisses.

Hand jobs.

It blows Match's MIND. This? This is fantastic. No one tells him what to do, treats him like an animal, calls him an "it", and?? He gets all these soft touches and kisses? Robin's even talking about maybe having sex "again"!

Fuck. He is TOTALLY stealing the other clone's Life. RIP to that guy. His now.

Except? No The Fuck You Don't, Bitch(tm). Kon is actively waging a one man war against his captors. Fuck these guys. Luthor in particular. He has a boyfriend to get back too and a Usurper to curbstomp. Or fuck. Depends on how hot he is and if he's a dick. Kon DOES have a well known incest kink.

Might keep him.

But back with Match? B-be gentle with him Robin~ *bats eyelashs* *shoulder smack* they're doing the whole shebang. Cabin by a lake. Pizza and dancing. Sparkling grape juice since booze won't effect "kon" anyway.

Just? Everything Tim can think off to make it fun and memorable. He even remembered lube this time, because NOW he knows Kon is too big to take without a little help. It's like a do-over, almost.

It's ALSO the moment Match's loyalties completely fuckin switch. Ride or Die with THIS guy, specifically. [Robin has given Match: The Sex. Match will now willingly die for Robin.]

It's a literally life-changing First Time for Match and a Really Good for Tim. Laughing and tired from dancing, hands roaming each other's bodies, lazily finding what feels good. Tim sighing in pleasure, a pretty little roll of his body arching his back, as he let's his legs fall wide. Smiles at Match.

His hands still loosing hugging Match close, his kissable lips, soft in a lazy grin. The body under Match relaxed and full of trust. Touching him back. Just to feel his skin, too make him feel good too. Looking at him like he's wonderful. Like he's worth loving.

IS Loved.

Match wants to worship this. Steal it away. To hell with the world and "saving" it. He uses a brain meant for grand battle strategies, to memories every twitch and squeeze around his rocking fingers. What makes Rob feel good. What makes him feel BETTER.

Kisses his way down.

Gentle. Careful, so careful. He has so much strength.

He wishes he could suck, but doesn't trust himself. Luckily his tounge draws delight anyway. He let Rob roll them. Feels cradled, between those thighs, as Rob desperately rides his face.

Takes so much control for Rob to stop. He's shaking with it. He wants to continue so BAD. But wants Match's cock more. So Match gets passed the lube. Blindly fumbles to get ready.

He hears something, flying. Probably a plane. Not important. Robin's important. Lifts him so EASY. Feels him shudder, turned on by how easy Match moves him. They line up, and Match slides in like he's always been there. He has to let go or his grip will get too tight. Amazing. Wet, hot, soft... w-words... he can't...

And THAT'S when he gets a sharp stab to the arm with an injecter and a Smiling But PISSED, grabbed-by-the-throat-hard-enough-to-break-the-bed-frame Slam from ACTUAL Kon. Who has escaped.

And found Match in bed with his boyfriend.

The injector has the stabilizing agent they were withholding. The choke hold however? That's for him. Sup, buuuuuddy. Enjoying my boyfriend? Yeah, he DOES feel good. I would know!

Give me a reason not to kill you where you lay :)

Tim is confused as hell. Still horny. But very alarmed. Two Kons? One is clearly NOT Kon. Please tell him it's not the one he's in bed with. He does NOT want to be a cheater! Kon he would NEVER cheat! (Kon knows.)

Match... offers to switch sides? He would kill for Tim. Die for him. Is in love. Wants to be a person. Is mildly to moderately insane but can TOTALLY promise to keep a lid on his Crazy.

.....also this is kinda hot. Wanna make out? Do you think Tim would enjoy that?

Kon? Is basicly? Yyyyyep. That's a 'Me but fucked up' alright! Unfortunate. Hot though. Let's keep him. He's like one of those really, really ugly dogs you kinda can't help but falling in love with.

Tim? Still impaled on SOMEBODY'S dick and just wants to know what's going the fuck on. Face in his hands. Why is he dating this asshole? Why!? *gets smoochs* oh, right. Tim loves him.

Damn it.

Fine! Fuck it! Both of you, I GUESS, get over here. Time to live out some of those fantasies Tim's had but couldn't do with only one boyfriend. Kon! Naked! You! Name? Match. Okay, Match? Move your hips! *vigorous sex noises!!!*

And so they threesome it out! Until Tim can no longer keep up. Then Match n Kon pull on pants and blow up some bases, get pizzas, and come back for "round two". It's a great week!

Tim ends up on bedrest. Looks vaguely mauled. But with a delightfully dewy well-fucked shine~ to complexion.

-🐼🐼🐼

sex with tim getting ppl to stop being evil😍😍😍!

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Looking at all the teacher kink Tim content - what about teacher Tim being pursued by his students. Maybe they try to blackmail Tim into letting them fuck him, or Tim promises to let them do it if they manage to raise their grades. Or just poor, pretty Mr Drake being sweetly and relentlessly courted by all the Wayne boys and finally giving in when Bruce himself talks to Tim and basically begs Tim to let him and his sons fuck him - they've all become obsessed with Tim and surely one time will cure them all! (it does not)

tim being cornered by his students during tutoring and not being able to do ANYTHING because they're there for extra help even though they keep putting this hands on his thighs and squeezing the flesh with their faces carved in desperate teenage lust expressions. tim tries to be nice to them even though he knows its part of the reason why his students persist in doing this. they spend classperiod just staring at him he even finds...drawings of him left behind on their desks after class is dismissed. tim just having completely enthralled them 😍😍😍😍

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Bruce realizing one day that there’s a split in his family. That two of his sons feel… threatened… by a third. That they feel unwelcome and insecure in their place. That one feels replaced and unloved, and one feels overshadowed and unloved. Just the existence of the third is threatening their presence in Bruce’s life.

Losing half his sons is unacceptable. The math is on vinous. Two is greater than one.

(And if he’s honest, the two are a little more important to him than the third)

Bruce knows his boys. Knows what he can do to really show them how sort he is that they feel that way. A gesture he can do to prove his love for them, to prove he wants them, that he loves them.

He gives them Tim.

For Jason, the adopted son he loved, lost, and then got a second chance that he will not waste. For Damian, his biological son raised in such a hostile cult, who he’s still afraid he will lose him to.

Bruce has seen the way they’ve looked at Tim. Tim, who has always had one foot out the door anyway.

(Tim, who he’d sacrifice to make his sons happy and close)

…

Bruce was right. Jason and Damian are a lot happier with Tim in a different… role. He could almost be considered “The Help” now. Tim’s new job is to service them and tend to all their needs.

Neither of them feel threatened any more with this change in hierarchy. Not now that Bruce has definitively proved how much more he values them.

Plus, now Tim is unable to leave the cave or the manor, and can even still help on cases (paper files only, of course).

Bruce gets everything he wants, and it only costs him one sons freedom (and perhaps a bit of expiremental tech stolen from the league to make sure Tim obeys). He’d make that trade any day.

bruce deciding to make tim the sacrificial lamb for the sake of his family!!!!! giving him to jason and damian to do with as they please, to use as they like so that they'll no longer perceive him as the threat and polarizing member of the family they do.

of course bruce isn't cruel- he'll watch over and monitor, make sure they don't actually kill tim. both jason and damian are such angry individuals with so much pent up that giving them tim as an outlet leaves tim like a well loved chew toy after they first get their hands on him. all slack and slobbery. bruce is gentle while bathing him and under his breath, thanks tim for this because jason had agreed to sit and eat dinner with them for the first time in years and damian is too tired to protest anything or attempt to stir up discord as a way to gain control of his surroundings. even if tim can't help but obey because of the chip attached to his brainstem and the fact that bruce has deactivated certain neural pathways- bruce is still grateful to tim and the sacrifice that he's made so bruce can regain his family.

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jaytim and first times. thoughts?

i love the idea that it's transactional for them 😍, tim and jason just don't strike me as a 'meet cute' types and with the amount of bitter feelings between i don't see them getting over it quickly. so them fucking as a sort repayment or favor to the other makes so much sense to me as to how they'd begin sleeping together ❤️

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i have tentatively opened commissions (also linked in description box)- though this is more of a trial run to see whether or not i'm compatible with them!!!

i'll be doing a handful and afterwards i'll see if it's something i'd want to try again! my inbox will always be open so don't think you have to do a commission because i'll always be willing to go on and on about tim!!!❤️

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En Twitter no aparecen tus hilos 😭 sale q no esta disponible 🥺

answered out of order:

no te preocupes, todavía están allí! es solo que twitter a veces no se funciona bien, a mí también me ha pasado. trata otra ves en unas pocas horas, podría ser un problema temporal!

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jaytim reccs. please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

ive actually made a few fic rec lists and both have their own jaytim section❤️❤️❤️❤️! here and here

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famous celeb!tim is dating non-celeb!jason, to the media, jason's a mystery.

🥰🥰🥰🥰 cute!

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jason is literally tim's defender. man gets so emotional over that boy, he'd risk a limb and a lung for tim. he'd fight all battles, just for tim.

jaytim agenda rise, dc needs to release more jaytim content. i beg.

one of the only things i liked about nu52 was jason and tim's interactions where they had such clear moments of apparently being fond of each other and even explicitly being very civil it was sooooo good. pre nu52 is hilarious because jason so clearly wants to be friends but tim DESPISES him for very valid reasons is hilarious but their interaction in nu52 are so cute because the two develop a fondness for each other that just isn't plausible of a relationship with jason and the others. tim being jason's most positive connection to the family and sticking by him because no one stuck by him is so good!