#oop wait theres another series now

[autisticlalna]

don’t have the braincells to do anything with this, so i figure i could just throw this out there for, like. the five people who’d know what this is.

anyway: sbk shadow people au 👀?

YOU HAVE GIVEN ME INFINITE POWER

a quick recap of what Shadow People AU is: alternate universe where 1.15, on top of everythin else it Actually added, included a poorly-documented new mechanic where you could summon a black-and-yellow shadow copy of yourself. if you killed your shadow you would get a copy of everything you had in your inventory when you summoned it, but it would also be stronger with each death. if a shadow dies enough times, they can evolve to the point of being able to strategize, to build, and to communicate. oops! theyre self-aware!

there's a lot more to it than that, but ill explain as we go. because my favorite thing to do ever is apply this concept to different mcyt series and explore what might happen, and ive been toying with makin a variant for sbk. SO LETS GOOOOOOO

Viking would use his shadow to dupe materials and as an extra hand when buildin farms, so his shadow would develop to be more work-focused i think. zeroes in hard on a task and will not give up until its done. leave him alone he's got Shit To Do. either Viking gives him a cool mythology name, he continues the season nicknamin scheme to match Summertime, or Avid calls him somethin dumb and it sticks.

Vintage gets Antique. bottom text. i can actually just point at Antique as-is and go "yeah that's her shadow" LMAO. recolor the colored bits yellow and give her her eyes back and Antique is good to go. fun fact: the only* thing that can kill a shadow is their summoner or another shadow. run.

(* theres more than that but this post is already pretty long. spau is Big.)

Ruby is probably where we first run into the idea of "entity corruption", because god knows whats going on with Cherruby. basically if you've gotten corrupted by an entity in any way (eg Scar and Cub havin Vex magic, Watcher Grian, Karl Jacobs gettin put in the time travel blender), that bleeds over to your shadow and can cause... problems. i have a lot of thoughts about how this applies to TSMP specifically, but im squintin at Cherruby going what is your deal because there is SOMETHING messin with zhem and whatever it is is gonna mess with xis shadow too.

Avid would not risk havin a shadow. the most obvious reason is bc his shadow would be Super corrupted bc of basically everythin that happened in Nightmares, but the actual reason is that it would look like Avoid and that would freak Avid out too much :,D

rose suggested Marmalade would have the Old Shadows and OOGHGHHHHH FUCK . that goes hard. basically there's an associated dimension called the Shadowlands, and you can royally screw up your shadow's data by goin there before theyve finished forming for the first time. the outcome is a maxed-out shadow with a god complex that is capable of whatever you think its capable of. Marm might've drawn a connection between the Shadowlands and the Void, tried to use it as another way to get down to the Limbo border when the Void wasn't lettin her in, and instead got the Abyss equivalent. probably just named Void because of initially assuming theyre an extension of the Void itself.

Trog would be the runner-up for the Old Shadows, i think, but also they probably thought about it and went "nah" and forgot to warn anyone else that thats a thing. continues the trend with my Trog hcs of lookin perfectly normal and Not Being Normal At All. not entity corruption, just, like. corruption corruption. somethin broke here.

wait lmao i just realized something really funny and its that Fool's shadow would literally just look like him but all shadow-y. bc Fool already normally has the yellow/gold cracks. solar probably will have more ideas on what to do with this guy but i am proudly announcing that it is now Two Of Them Thursday

i cant decide if Leon's shadow shows signs of ender-ification before he does, or if he stays Completely Normal while Leon mutates. the latter is probably more interestin bc shadows gettin messed with is a pretty common trait in the au so havin a situation of "the shadow is normal while their summoner gets more and more fucked up" is fun. also: shitpost incarnate. this penguin cannot be stopped by any mortal means

i dont know how the tube thing would affect the shadows, is the fun part. like, "mechanically" the way the shadows work is they're tied to playerdata, so the likely idea is that Cloneby would have Cherruby's shadow. that's fun and fucked up!

fun side note: shadows are ground bound. they can do the kingdom hearts heartless thing of going flat to travel up surfaces and fit through spaces but they cannot jump over gaps. skyblock is maybe the worst experience for a shadow ever LMAO

[clownkiwi]

oh man i didnt even post my fnaf movie thoughts yet oops.

so as someone that used to be like. a Mega FNAF fan in middle school (thats when the original quadrilogy was coming out during) and a casual fnaf fan in high school after the original series finished with pizzeria simulator (last game i was there for truly was sister location but i was around for pizzeria simulator & the vr one), i remembered following this movies production since like. 2015. i was very excited to hear that the jim henson creature shop were gonna work on the animatronics, and i just couldnt wait for this film, now that its out, what do i think of it???

disclosure: yeah it was also released on streaming so thats how i was able to watch it

but yeah. idk, i thought this film was Fine. from a casual outsider point of view. i must give my praises to the jim henson creature shop for the animatronics, they were adapted beautifully to live action and they felt like real robots in a chuck e cheese's that could walk around at night (because they're haunted). so they got the animatronics right, if you were worried if they couldnt depict freddy & gang right

but besides that, eh??? i think scott cawthon is not a good writer (dont get me started on the william afton gasses children with nightmare gas lore. you dont wanna hear my thoughts on that). they made mike, from the first game, kindof an unlikeable, white bread charisma vacuum. i did not care for him or his family drama, i like. understand why it was important at the center of the film. (just like mike stoklasa redlettermedia will say in his eventual review for this film, "this film was about family") i just did not care for him or anything surrounding him

im glad they didnt make purple guy british in the film. the youtuber cameo scared me more than the animatronics did, this film has a massive tonal problem that. i think wouldve been solved if they leaned in on how humourous the situation is, because you get some occasional splashes of how funny scary this is (the cupcake eating someone alive, the balloon boy jumpscares). but it's really more melodramatic or somber than it needed to be. and like. you could have Some Serious or Quiet moments, those are fine, but there isnt as much fun in here as there should be. there isnt really a balance, this is kindof a film more for the older fans

with that said, the fans of the older games LOVED this film, so this might just be an unpopular opinion that i share with a few others. so yeah, if you like the older fnaf games and wanted to see it in a film, this is the film for you. if you wanted a fun animatronic horror film, then look else where (theres that one nicholas cage fnaf film, and the banana splits film as well), because this is just another by the books horror film if ur looking from the outside

[betweenlands]

(un)holy trinity of CCs that are indescribably unhinged: oli orionsound, vikingpilot, squiddo

[shepard-ram]

ok heres grian (for the series? i suppose!) -bonk

- being busy with scar you hadn't had the pleasure of meeting the other boatem members, though you did see them glancing at you

- most often grian, honestly it kind of made you nervous (somehow). you were worried he didn't like you, but how oh so unaware you were it was the opposite

- grian had noticed you almost instantly, a new attachment to scars side knowing you only vaguely from glances and the rare echo of your voice (which was just you shouting at scar for something he did, but still! voice of an angel)

- honestly with the rumors scar was spresding and the glances of you he was obsessed, a new perfect piece into boatem! he would mark up a place for you aside of all of them. all he would need was a perfect introduction! just a little research was needed!!

- though, you ruined it, even with all his planning Grian didnt count for YOU to come to him first!

- you were panically asking if he had seen scar, explaining scar had left without you to the nether and how 'unusual' it is for him to do so (grian couldnt tell if you were embarrassed or anxious but the flush on your face was all he needed)

- sadly, grian hadnt BUT! he would help!! see!! hes nice!! boatems all you need!!! oh wait, introductions. perhaps he should tease you for not even telling him your name, but its fine honestly he knows a lot about you by now.

- though he hated helping, your attention was on scar mostly, babbling to grian about how worried you were, sure he wanted to keep you in boatem but Grian Was Right Here. maybeee just a little acting out was needed! i mean oops! he punched a piglin. please help!

- honestly youre going to be fully gray by the end of this trip, because now the commotion has now attracted scar and . oh my god theres two of these idiots now.

- you feel like a roadside attraction at this point. shoving the two up on some platform the piglins couldn't reach them and fighting however many there were, it didnt help the two were shouting and whistling.

- by the time youve managed to clear them both of the aggro, youre too tired to be mad. which they clearly use to their advantage. both showering you in praise (and a few hugs)

- before you know it, grian has added himself to your little 'couple' (according to scar.) and now you have another person to guard for, youre so busy you dont notice how much grian knows about you. or how no one replies to your messages anymore.

these are kinda weak oops

God I love the image of these two just fanboying over you while you're pulling some super hero stunts-

Grian might have been a little too frustrated about how single minded you were. You've just gotten a chance to chat with him, yet all you cared about was finding Scar. It worked out though, Scar didn't seem to mind him sticking around as well. You might have a bit more on your plate, but it works out perfectly. You don't need anyone else anyways

[rev-1832]

please for the love of all fuck explain mcyt to me

Omg I've been waiting for this

So mcyt means minecraft youtube, but usually also includes Twitch streamers. It's like a in general thing, and not pointing to anything specific

But since you sound so confused, I'm gonna explain to you the Dream SMP lore 'cause why not

TL;DR: Chaos and war, basically also like a hamilton, heathers, and les mis crossover (but i mean if you want to understand everything you should read.)

If theres spelling mistakes, sorry

Note: Everyone on the smp has three canon lives, and when you loose all three you're canonically dead (except philza minecraft. he has one canon life bc hes known as the hardcore guy bc he had a minecraft hardcore series for 6 years until he was killed by a spider while trying to fight a baby zombie lmaoooooo)

IMPORTANT: THIS IS ALL RP. IRL THEY’RE ALL FRIENDS. THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PLAYER AND THE CHARACTER. THE RELATIONSHIPS AREN’T ACTUALLY TOGETHER IRL. ITS ALL THEIR CHARACTERS THAT THEY MADE UP. (obviously the best friends stuff are irl)

In the beginning there were 8: The Dream Team (Dream, Georgenotfound [the guy in my pfp btw :)] , Sapnap), Badboyhalo, Awesamdude, Ponk, Callahan, and Alyssa. Around this time, nothing much happened since it was all brand new, uhh yeah (this was around may-july of this year)

Then around late july new members joined: Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Wilbur Soot, Eret, Skeppy, Fundy, Punz, Purpled, and Schlatt. This part is very important to the lore, because the lore kinda started off with the british (so tommy, tubbo, wilbur, eret) Schlatt was banned, cause Sapnap was the one who invited him and Dream didn't know who he was. He'll come up later.

So Wilbur and Tommy decided to create a new nation called "L'Manberg". Also around this time (i think) Nihachu and Jack Manifold joined. They also were part of L'Manberg. There was this huge revolution between Dream Smp and L'Manberg. Very historical period on this smp. In the end, (i think it was?) L'Manberg who won (if memory serves).

After that, L'Manberg had started growing bigger, with a lot more buildings added and stuff, notably Church Prime, which where they created a religion for Twitch Prime, which is how you can sub to your favorite twitch streamer for free if you link your amazon prime account. I'm pretty sure around this time, Quackity, Karl Jacobs (if you watch Mr. Beast; yes, that karl jacobs), HBomb, Technoblade, and Antfrost joined. And then the railway war started. It happened when Tommy accidentally ran over Dream with a Minecart and then took his stuff. This is how the disc war started (once again, if memory serves). The two discs Tommy owns are his prized possesions, and Dream took them. Also around this time the Pet War started, with Sapnap killing someones(i forgot oops) pet. And then more pet killing. Annnnd then even more.

Then there was the L'Manberg eletion. There was POG2020, who was Wilbur and Tommy, SWAG2020, Quackity and George, Coconut2020, Fundy and Nihachu, and Schlatt2020 which was Schlatt. Oh yeah and he got unbanned btw

SWAG2020 and Schlatt2020 decided to combine their votes, thus Shclatt became president and Quackity his vp. Oh and ever since the election Quackity has this grudge against George bc he slept through the election. Schlatt renamed L'Manberg to Manberg, and exiled Tommy and Wilbur from it.

Schlatt is a evil dictator who likes power. He and Quackity started fighting, and so Quackity became part of Tommy and Wilbur's side. Around this time was The Battle of the Lake and The Burning Eiffel Tower, both part of the pet war. (It seems like a innocent war but its actually brutal lmao) Also (irl) Mr. Beast had a $10,000 Taco Bell gift card hunt. Eret won. It was at the cords 6969,420, because haha funny number haha weed number. This has nothing to do with the lore but yeah. Eret also became King of the SMP 

Then there was the Manberg festival. It was to celebrate democracy, but Tubbo puts it as "i decorated my own execution" bc he helped decorate it, but he was murdered there. At the festival was the Manberg Massicare, where Technoblade was forced to shoot tubbo, but he released a firework rocket kiling Tubbo, Schlatt, Quackity, and a few others. Many people lost one of their canon lives. Wilbur went all J.D like and planted 11 stacks of TNT underneath Manberg, and wanted to blow it up.

Pogtopia was formed, which is a ravine which i think is underneath? manberg? Which included basically everybody who wasn't neutral or with schlatt. On November 16 was the Manberg VS Pogtopia war, but the Badlands were also there. The Badlands is a nation of four people: Bbh, Skeppy, Awesamdude, and Antfrost. They faught with the loosing side, so the chaos could continue. Eret disobeyed Dream and got stripped of his royalty, and gave it to George. Oh and during this time, George had no idea there was a war and was building a cottagecore mushroom house with callahan and was very confused with all the death messages in the chat. Schlatt died canonically of a heart attack or stroke (no one knows tbh). Tommy became president, passed it to wilbur bc he still has unfinished buissness with dream (the discs), and wilbur passed it to Tubbo, who made Tommy his vp. Technoblade then argued about how government is bad, and they're just repeating history. Philza Minecraft joined the server, but no one could find him, until Wilbur blew up L'Manberg (they rechanged the name also). Wilbur then made Philza kill him, so Wilbur also became canonically dead. Then Techno, still mad at L'Manberg and governments, summoned two withers and made it attack the others. The Geogre decided to check out what was happening and helped fight. After the chaos, Captain Puffy and ConnorEatsPants joined the smp. About one to two weeks later Vikkstar and LazarBeam joined, then about three months after that Ranboo joined.

They rebuilt L'Manberg on stilts, and there water where the explosion was, but now with coral and stuff to make it all pretty. Tommy and Ranboo decided to go steal from Georges mushroom house, but then also griefed it and burnt it, and Dream, being a George simp, built obsidian walls around L'Manberg. They took Tommy to court, and was put on probation. Then Tommy got exiled (again) but this time by his own best friend. This made Quackity vp and Fundy secutary of state. Dream also took Georges king thing and gave it back to Eret because Eret has a good relationship with everybody, whereas George being King just caused chaos cause hes close to Dream. Quackity and Karl made Mexican L'Manberg, and George and Sapnap joined in also. War against Dream SMP, it was a negotiation and it got renamed into El Rapids (reference to Chilling in Cedar Rapids, which Hilary Clinton once said, and Quackity referenced it, got it trending #1 one twitter (well i mean dsmp gets things trending like everyday but), and got DONALD TRUMP TO SUBTWEET HIM. (This happened irl)

In his exile, Ghostbur (wilbur as ghost) and Tommy made Logstedshire, and Dream was often there to watch him. Dream then blew it up, and now Tommy is living with Techno in his arctic place. Currently, Quackity made a thing called The Butcher Army, so they could execute Techno. Tubbo, Quackity, Fundy, and I also think Ranboo? are trying to get another festival, and yes its a secret execution plan, but for them to kill Dream, who they realized is who they need to kill first. The disc war is still not over. Tommy has one of his discs, but Skeppy is in possesion of the other one.

Unluckily for Tommy (reguarding the discs), something happened in the Badlands. Bbh was digging out his underground statue room (he plans to make a statue of everyone of the server) and found this crimson egg. He, Antfrost, and Captain Puffy kinda got possesed. Also since Skeppy didn't really hang out on the server at night, but bbh does (OF FUCK I FORGOT TO MENTION HE AND BBH ARE BEST FRIENDS) Captain Puffy created Discount Skeppy, which is her in a Skeppy skin. Skeppy found out, had a little conflict with her during her stream, but it was resolved, and at one point in the stream, he asked bbh to choose between him and the egg, and when bbh didn't answer, he went to the egg, put himself inside it, and logged off. Couple days later, bbh and puffy got him out, hes now possed by the crimson, called Technoblade his "best friend" infront of bbh, and is now living in a grass hut. Bad is convinced theres still some skeppt left, but yeah. Skeppy also wanted to burn the disc.

End of lore for now, bc its like if you miss ONE STREAM YOU MISS LIKE A REALLY IMPORTANT EVENT AND ITS STRESSFUL

Not much part of lore but Nihachu and Captain Puffy once went on a date. They’re both bi irl and Puffy was on Nihachu’s Love or Host (twitch dating show. its really entertaining) Captain Puffy was a contestant, and chose love. (LoH is also how Nihachu and Wilbur met.) 

Funfact: Theres 5 irl lgbtq+ ppl on the server (people who came out, anyways cause you never know, ya know?) Antfrost is gay, Eret, Nihachu, Captain Puffy are all bi, and Karl Jacobs is ace spec 

Family stuff: Philza Minecraft (he'll come up later) had two twins with a Samsung Smart Refrigerator in the 70's. The two twins being Wilbur and Technoblade (he'll come up later also) and also had another son, Tommy. They also adopted Tubbo, who they found in a box on the side of the road. When he grew up, Wilbur met Sally the Salmon, and they had a fox together (dont ask just go with it), which was Fundy. (The character) Fundy is trans, and yeah . Bbh is a dad to sapnap and yeah

Oh and a new member is coming on today on Quackity’s stream (twitch.tv/quackityhq at 5pm CST if you want to watch) 

I left out some parts, sorry, but theres always the wiki...

Wilbur Soot is also a musician! He wrote I’m In Love With an Egirl, The Internet Ruined Me, and Your New Boyfriend. (did you know the last one beat taylor swift for #1 trending on youtube? idk why but im really proud of him for that) They’re all catJam’s. Go listen!

[transhoverfish]

What couples will become 100% canon in your fic and which ones will stay implied? And are you planning a sequel?

OK SO theres the pairings already together obvs (danby/ozzy, keen/khasar) and wait are those the only two pairings?? OOPS SORRY FOR ALL THE RELATIONSHIP TAGS WHEN THERE'S TWO COUPLES. AJRHWKRKRB

I GOT SIDETRACKED SORRY so avery/bart/ryley will 100% be together before the final chapter (in fact, they have a Little Scene very soon 👀) and i SWEAR they were gonna get together in survivors but uh. that's a small theme amongst most of the ships tbh. i ended up pushing the relationships to the side in favor of the plot, and i also hate quick forced romances (every movie that has Girl and Guy kiss for no reason at all im looking at you) so avery/bart/ryley in particular kept getting pushed back in favor of the three spending time together first. BUT like a full year at least has passed now so im finally gonna focus in on them. the final 3/4 chapters of awa are veryyy character focused 👀

and as for implied, yu/berkeley are probably gonna maintain that 😔 i once again was totally going to put them together in survivors, held it off, and then i was gonna get em together in awa, and i kinda sidelined them on accident a bit more than i realized i would on first starting to write it. the final chapter of awa is gonna be an epilogue, and i might have them together there, but i also might just continue to say theyre both still oblivious to the other,,,,haven't decided what to do w/ them yet fully tbh 😳

marg/sam will also b very very slightly implied, mostly bc once again the rushed aspect of it. i was planning on having them get together but, the two don't rlly like each other prior to the start of the fic, they don't interact almost at all until halfway through, and they don't have any positive interaction until the end. so they only rlly become friends by the end of the fic. but in the au they do eventually get together! ill just probably never write it

which is,, yeah not making a sequel. i might make a series of oneshots based on the aurora (which means no avery/vesper crew/degasi characters, and probably no ships or very limited implications) but i have no plans at all for another sequel. im not exactly burnt out on the au, bc i really love this au!! and i love these characters a whole lot!! but it is a happy ending/everyone lives au, so a lot of ideas ive had for awa and survivors didn't get used or were changed a lot to minimize character deaths or large consequences just bc i really wanted them all to live. so any more subnautica i write won't be as "every main character is safe" as survivors has been,,, fair warning >:3c

OK I WROTE A LOT IM GONNA GO PLAY POKEMON SNAP NOW.

the tl;dr is basically avery/bart/ryley will get together by the end of awa, yu/berkeley is a will they won't they still bc i havent fully decided, sam/marg is very vaugely implied at the very end!

[bangtangalicious]

content tag game

thank you lovely @yoongsisbae for the tag! this was a lot of fun! please pardon my pitiful attempts at being funny in this.

1. what fandoms have you written for (but do not currently)? none

2. what fandoms are you currently writing for? bts

3. how long have you been writing? 3-4 months..novice af. i read a lot tho!

4. on which platforms do you post your stories? just here!

5. what is your favourite genre to write? *coughs* smut.

6. are you a pantser or a planner? both? wait whats a pantser

7. one shot or multi-chapter? both are fun in their own ways. series are fun bc you can fall in love with the characters more (yeah dv!yoongi im look @ you)

8. what is the perfect chapter length in your opinion? <15k

9. what is your longest published story? is it complete? death valley. she's not complete no

10. which story did you enjoy working on the most? death valley of course. hate love her so much.

11. favorite request you’ve written and why? i mean they're all super fun, you guys are CREATIVE. hc's are just so fun especially for touch me wherever!!! for drabbles, i have a tmw somnophilia sleepover one in drafts rn thats just...hotttt. needy!koo things. oops.

12. are there reoccurring themes in your stories? manipulation, exploitation...neediness. greed. possessiveness i guess??? my fics are not really consistent genre wise. generally toxic behaviors/situations? lol yikes. we empower oc here. like...eventually. yknow. ;)

13. current number of wips? so whenever i get a request ill jot down my thoughts instantly and save it in drafts. let it marinate until it hits me and then ill write it. so i have a lot of wips rn. i also have a series wip but. thats a story for another day ;)

14. three things you have noticed about your own writing? 1. i *clearly* dont edit/proofread LMAO 2. i like playing with like...sentence lengths? to mimic emotions? theres a term for it but idk 3. i use a lot of extended dash lines —

15. a quote you like from a published story.

“You look really hot like that.” His hand rested on the top of your head. “Bet you suck cock real good” —death valley; part 0

HAHAHAHAHA im sorry. actually im not sorry.

16. a quote from an unpublished story.

"Another night of soft whispers, muted thoughts, and dazed loving. Puffs of grey smoke concealing the passing of orange candy, moving person to person through a delicate brush of wrist. Orange candy that ultimately found its way to the tip of your tongue, where the words you looked for couldn’t be found.

Those lost words were for the broad, handsome, stunning man who sat in the corner of the club. One woman on his arm, another on his lap, whose hair he mindlessly tugged on as he conversed with his peers. The words that now twisted your heart sore, and had you stumbling up to the bar and grabbing a glass of whatever was in front of you.

[from future series...uh yeah idk itll prolly change so...ugh i dont like it]

17. a space for you to say something to your readers.

you're hot. i appreciate you. i hope you're loving yourself bc ur all fucking icons. live your best life. i value your support so much. like i respect each & every one of you. i hope this is a safe & empowering space where we can vibe. nothing but love <3

i tag: @namjooningelsewhere @bibbykins and legit anyone else that wants to!!! tbh i havent interacted with many other authors bc i dont know how this works lmao so...if you write tell me! i wanna hype you the fuck up. shower you with love. seriously. any other bts authors like, slide in. no shame. i wanna read ur works!!! i am 10000% better at reading than writing lmao. i dont often participate in tag games a lot so totally chill if you dont wanna i get it, no worries. stay thriving <3

[mistwhisperexpress]

Types of SSO Players - Part Two

Because of the success of my first part (thank you all so so much by the way, it truly means so much that so many of you loved it <3), I decided to make a part two to this series, with the suggestion of possible future parts if people continue to enjoy this. I’ve been a little scarce lately, so it felt like now would be the perfect time to finally release this! Included are also the additions (with their permission) of those who suggested other types with my last one, so everything can be in a nice easy to find place. As always, please feel free to suggest more!

Part One

The lovely additions from other users, my additions to them are in italics;

The Loner @veronikamasterhouse - “Hi Bye” These players don’t ride with anyone and are more content to traverse the land and quests by themselves. Usually super polite for the two seconds you can converse with them. Then they’re off again galloping away for more solo escapades. May not even notice you, if they pay no attention to the chat.

SSO Is My Therapy @mirandashadowborn - Still running around even though they’ve done most of the quests (its relaxing). New horse breeds bring joy cause its something to live for. Quiet during meetups cause they feel like they’re bugging people. Plays at like 1am cause crowds make them nervous. South Hoof is likely a safe haven, and go to relax place, possibly Mistfall too. The soundtracks are just so beautiful okay, they ease my soul

The Horse Addict Please Send Help @sso-eden-dawnvalley - Has just spent the entire day at the barn riding/cleaning stalls only to come home and log on to continue taking care of virtual horses. Knows more random horse facts than any sensible individual. Gets regularly kicked out of roleplays due to correcting the other players’ horse characters if they aren’t accurate to real life horses

The New types;

The Role-Player - Any roles? “Wild role in Golden, say ‘meep’ to join! Tree stallys needed” I used to be this, do you guys still use asterisks? I’m always curious about what this scene is like now since RPing is how I found my love of writing and why I now write thousands of words at a time with my closest friend to create stories together, but I feel like it would be weird to just silently observe what’s going on. Is it a lot of standing? Do you guys actually do shit, like act it out? Is it all fancy and official? Or my like Animal Jam with all you see is zeniths? Anyway you’re cool, create your stories, you funky RPers, just remember to be safe and don’t do romance ones through the game, theres rules against it for a reason.

The No More - I am not getting another horse until I finish training the ones I have. I am not getting another hor- oops.

The Spender - I can hear my star coins crying. Has likely has 1000 or more star coins, and they’re all gone in a day. Probably less than an hour. How do I know this? Because this is me. I is this. Rest In Peace my star coins, you will be missed. 

The Character - Didn’t use their own name, gets very confused when both their real name and MC’s name are used. Has likely felt the infinite amount awkwardness of responding to the wrong name and then realizing they meant someone else, or accidentally ignoring someone for five minutes. Tiffany? Bitch who? Oh wait, that’s me.

Cherisher of Horses - Don’t talk to me or my son or my son’s son or my son’s son’s son ever again.

The Horse Lover - Has every horse, or at least one of each. Knows coat names and colorings and everything far too well. I envy you, you are the masters, I bow to you. Please share with me your infinite wisdom, oh wise one. I used to know all of this because I was a Horse Girl™ and collected Breyers like your bookshelf collects dust (I have over 300 and still try and go to Breyerfest every year please send help), but then my interest turned to writing and I uh, may have forgotten like almost everything except for roans and appaloosa variants like fleabittens and then of course dapples because any horse with dapples is my weakness, whoops?

The Explorer - Very close to the adventurous idiot, but with more method to their madness. Still tries to get into places they shouldn’t, though. Naughty bastards. They just want to see everything there is to see and climb all the things to climb. Probably also has routes to everywhere and each race memorized by heart.

And because I added them late and not many people saw them, here were my own additions to my last post;

The Collector - Stars, spiders, golden horseshoes, tokens, new clothes, horses, tack, EVERYTHING. The day is not done until every nook and cranny has been discovered and each horse and item is in my possession and the riches and spoils are mine.

The Achievement Hunter - Where’s the highest peak? Because I need to climb it. I will not stop until every page in this journal is gold. Gold, you hear me? Not silver, not bronze. Gold.

Witching Hour (because it was spoopy month time and still should be) - Always on at midnight, when the server is at it’s quietest. There’s not a peep from global, nor a pip from say. All the night is quiet on this darkest day. Players occasionally creep up from behind the upcoming hills of paths, but all is still silent as the world turns black. Probably sleep deprived with no schedule, likely an art person, though that may just be me since I write best at night and tend to play the game at night too whoops. Probably also The Loner, either by choice or by force because they're on at a time when no one else is alive.

[uwuprime]

TFA Liveblog - 1x08 Nanosec

I don't see how this could possibly live up to last ep tbh

Is this a fourth of july ep?

Ope no nvm

Detroit really is always gonna be Detroit huh

Who is this rat boy and why is he orange

HEYYYY THATS MY SON. HI HONEY

Aww yes a speedy boy doing his thing.

What are the fireworks for????

"Who died and made you Big Boy?" Me. You killed me. Just now in fact asdfhjkl

Aaaaaand there they go. Welp.

I regret tk inform you that the Good Boy Squad has now gone 0 days since last Incident

Did they just drown rat boy??

Oh no wait there he is

Oop and there he goes

Hey OP!!!!!

Ah, back to the domain of Sumdac and The Brain...

"You can't make shit dawg." I agree with Megs here. I haven't seen Sumdac m a k e anything for himself yet.

Whaaaaat is desdronium????

God he's so dumb

Isaac they talk about the war all the damn time please wake the fuck up

Oooooo OP is learning to use his disappointed dad tone. "Have fun sneaking out you two? Have a nice swim? You're grounded, you know."

Use your head not your a s s

Sari!!!!!!

Oh god not another Isaac Bullshit "Invention"

Oh jesus christ

Bee confirmed for helm up aft 2020

Thank god Ratchet's a sensible mech.

"My dad's equipment is perfectly safe!!!!!" Sari. Sweetheart. You're smarter than this.

I'm sorry did this man make a fucking gravitron????

So. A ripoff of the TENS-Steroid implants by Goop Goopman.

Who is he testing on? His scientists???? I don't like this.

Oooookay. Here we go. This is what I've been saying for like a week. The "bio" in bioengineering has to come from somewhere, and if the "engineering" portion is coming from shady sources already, this is definitely not the first time that Isaac has essentially bought himself a test subject.

Neeno Sexton?? THATS RATBOYS FUCKING NAME HUH ASDFHJKL

So he's going to have Sexton STEAL the sample? How does he do things like this? Does he also have a contract/payoff stacked on Detroit PD?

Holoforms?????? Canon freaking holoforms?????????????

Bee honey no

So lemme get this straight. Isaac gave rat-boy/Neeno Sexton the suit. But no instructions? Is he just taking what he wants for now?

Here comes the WeeWoo Crew

And thus begins the tale of Nanosec, snarky speedy rat boy.

Him running into Bee is fucking hilarious.

"It makes you look ten years older" wtf?

Oh god he isn't also about to become Goo is he???

I remeber learning about muscles and electricity and movement and shit. If you use past a certain amount of your total strength you can like... liquify yourself. Oh god. This show already pulls no punches please god no.

Prowl!!!!! The boy is here!!!

Mans got his foot stomped on and let go?????

Bee has to fucking s t o p omfg

Bulkhead being a Big Strong Boy! Look at him go I'm so proud!!

MEGATRON KENOBI HAS JOINED THE CHAT.

"I'm nobody's errand boy.... unless?"

Okay so I'm not surprised that the MegIsaac brain trust at Sumdac Systems is wiring a felony money from isaac's personal finance account(s) after everything I've been shown thus far. I am, however, surprised that Megatron is taking the lead on giving it to him? What???

Thats.... a lot of money.

Bee boy running laps!!!! :0

Awww he just wants to go fast ;_;

"Upgrade me" "I'd rather die, thanks."

So Nanosec is really doing this huh

Oooo I was wondering where the key was these last few eps.

Oil slick???? The fuck? OP did you just-

Ohmygod it's the Orange Slippy Gel from Portal 2

Prime noooooo

Wait didn't he lose his grapplers to Lockdown?

These two being buddies is so fucking wholesome I stg

"Where'd you get the duit" yes tell himmmmmm

BEE NO. COME OOON MAN

Welp, here lies Sari and Bumblebee. We hardly knew ye.

OP saving the day!!!!

U n o R e v e r s e C a r d

Ayyyy Ratchet back at it again with the telekinesis.

The suit is aging him. I was right goddamnit here comes the Goo-

Desdronium is highly radioactive if that small an amount can do that there Big Bang. They hired him to steal what is now, essentially, a fission bomb.

"Didn't you use to be a redhead?" my boy paying attention!!!

Ratchet out here putting the braincell to work!

I've realized that in this series Bee kind of has like... himbo energy? He doesn't necessarily fit the Himbo Formula but he is Big Friendly and Mad Brainless and I love him

No time to get rid of the boosters. Big oof. OP is p i s s e d

Bumblebee got his Braincell privileges back!!!

GET DUNKED ON RATBOY

Oh ok wow Nanosec really does not age well.

Oh god the nuke!!!!

Oh no. I'm getting Avengers 1 Vibes. Please dont kill my sons??

Remember, kids: say YEET to nuclear explosives!!

Oh he dead

Ope nope there he is!!! ...aaand now hes on fire nvm.

Look at my bots working together!!!

He's DEAD

Oh thank god no hes okay.

"How did Nanosec get the Turbo Suit?" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

HE DIDN'T NOTICE???? HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MISSING???? THIS WAS ALL FUCKING MEGATRON????

OR THE MONEY? HE NEVER LOOKED AT HIS ACCOUT AND WENT

"HUH WIERD THERES A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS MISSING AND ALSO BAIL PAID TO/FOR THIS GUY??"

I'M SO FUCKING MAD. HE CANNOT BE THIS DUMB. HE DOESN'T SUSPECT MEGATRON AT A L L

I would like everyone to know I typed "Kegatron" right now i accident and laughed so hard u bad an asthma attack.

Look at bb boy walking.

Okay. Less mad now. Dear god. What the fuck my good dudes.

[anna-milton]

The rules: answer the questions given to you by the tagged, write 11 questions of your own and tag 11 people. repost, don’t reblog

I was tagged by three people (ty @sapphicjacquelyn @kaijublueboy and @archangelsunited 💖💖) and this may be cheating but Im just going to answer all of them at once. This is going to be long sorry if the read more doesnt work on mobile

From @sapphicjacquelyn

What was your introduction to asoue? My second grade teacher let me have the classroom copy of The Bad Beginning because I was moving to another city and she thought I would like it a lot! And she was right!!

Who’s your favorite asoue character? KIT for sure but second place is a close tie with Violet and Esmé and Ellington Feint

What other shows are you watching right now, if any? I watched. all of glow s2 last night (oops), Im always in a general state of watching The X-Files,  I need to watch s2 of Luke Cage, Preacher, Revolutionary Girl Utena, aaaand I think those are all of the big recent ones. Watch unreal also

Describe your favorite shirt? Probably my city and colour shirt? it looks like this and its super comfy and I got it at a thrift store for like $4

Were you a Warriors kid? Oh you KNOW I was

What time is your alarm set for? 9am but it changes pretty often just depending on my mood and how late I stay up

Tea or coffee? Cofee

Coke or pepsi? Coke

Which is your favorite Snicket book? (if you haven’t read, what’s your fave episode?) I dont know honestly.... It feels like cheating to say Who Could It Be at This Hour but I honestly dont know how to rank the main asoue series!! I just love them all!!

What do you most want to see in season 3? Kit Snicket Indulgence

Fave movie? I love a lot of movies but the honest answer is that The X-Files (1998) tagline “Fight the Future” means more to me than life itself

From @kaijublueboy

what is your favorite series (book or movie or tv, idc)? The X-Files and asoue and Big Little Lies probably

what is your favorite color? green!

describe how you usually dress vs how you want to dress. I usually just dress for comfort in jeans and tshirts and Ill throw like a sweater or something on over it for Cool Points and also more comfort! The way I want to dress is pretty erratic.... just picture something along the lines of “obviously a lesbian but has no idea what decade it is”

describe yourself in 4 words. I asked my wife to do this for me and she said “Lesbian, fruit goth, chaotic. Wait. Can I swap out ‘chaotic’ for a second, bolded lesbian?”

what is your favorite weather? I love summer weather right after it storms when the air feels like its been cleared

what is your favorite article of clothing? PROBably my like cotton shorts... I have an olive green pair and a white pair with a green leaf print on them and they are both very cute and very comfortable 

do you have any siblings? if so, how many? I have four half siblings, three of whom are married or like, have been with the same person for years and have kids with them, and my younger brother!. So 5 and three plus ones

describe your ideal house Earth ship. Or like a spacious and open apartment with big windows and a nice kitchen and a balcony

beach or forest?? why?? AUGH I cannot choose.... I love forests because Im very comfortable in them but I dont visit the beach as often so it is more of a foreign experience

what is your favorite smell? Green and yellow clean smells.... citrus, mint, grass, etc

denim or leather jacket? denim! I used to own about four leather jackets but they dont have the same comfort level as denim

From @archangelsunited

Cats or Dogs? Both because I adore my dog but I am undoubtedly a “cat person” type

Fanart or Fanfic? OOH..... This is so hard but probably fic? Im pretty picky when it comes to them but when I get really into a fic or writer Im really into it!!

Favorite tag on tumblr or AO3? I tracked the #entomology meme tag like ages ago while high and theres hardly anything in it but its so funny to me. so that

First OTP? No clue honestly! It was probably something from warrior cats though

Number 1 NOTP? AUGH I have SO many like. so many ships irk me to a ridiculous extent there really is no way I could choose 

Favorite trope? like if found family trope will make u cry every time 

Do you have siblings? Answered above!

Who would you absolutely not get along with in ASOUE? Look. Look we all know. The answer is Olaf. I can and would kick his ass from here to Sunday

Which villain are you uncomfortably similar too? Hm... I would say Pamela Isley but Im honestly not too uncomfortable with that I embrace it!!

Which hero are you inspired by? A cheesy answer probably but Leia Organa! also, Pamela Isley

What is your favorite fanfic of all time? Again I really dont read a lot of fic but... probably.... the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake by inkspl0tches (read it here ;p )but also I have a lot of good homestuck girlfics from like 2016 and before bookmarked on my ao3 lol!!

AND now I will tag @lgbtjacquelyn @transvioletbaudelaire @princesschiyoh @bevrichie @sofiaslamb @buttermilkpinstripes @bisexualesmesqualor @accidental-hermit @myqueenoliviacaliban @penultimatesugarbowl and uhhh anyone else who wants to!! But dont feel pressured @ all to do this

My questions:

What was the first fandom space (tumblr, wattpad, whatever) you got involved in online & what was/were the fandom/s?

Would you rather be chased by a horse sized duck or by duck sized horses?

Do you keep any houseplants/do you want to and what kind? 

What is your phone battery on and if it is low. why arent you charging it!!!!

Which of the Baudelaire kids is your favorite?

Have you ever kept a commonplace book?

Favorite type of au?

What are some of your favorite blogs (eye emoji)?

First gay crush on a character?

How many browser tabs do you have open?

Is it morally okay to drink juice or milk directly out of the carton?

[alipiee]

Oversharing 2.0

Tagged by @katyaton , thank you! :D <3

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people (yeah idk that many to tag so)

Tagging: @binktop-nikiforovv @loveprez @revampired @fallsintograce @malevolent-magician @atruehero @fandomsbehold @missartemisholmes (+ that anon who keeps telling me they love me and then leaving, idk who you are but i love you too) and anyone else who wants to do it!! I never know who to tag ahhh 

Oversharing under the cut so I don’t ruin your dashboard O:)

LAST...

Drink: water bc I’m basic

Phone call: my brother like a week ago, I don’t really call people

Text message: my best friend

Song you listened to:You Only Live Once (I finally forced my friend to watch yoi today, god bless)

Time you cried: n/a I’m crying constantly lmao

HAVE YOU...

Dated someone twice: nope

Kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed anyone haha so no

Been cheated on: thankfully not

Lost someone special: yes

Been depressed: I’ve had days/weeks when I lose all motivation and feel extremely low, but no, I don’t think I’ve ever technically been depressed 

Gotten drunk and thrown up: hahahah yes it was wild, I put four shots of vodka in half a cup of pepsi max (I underestimated how strong it was) - but that’s another story for another time bc its so long 

Made new friends: yeah, I’ve met many lovely people through yoi and I’m so grateful :D 

Fallen out of love: kind of? I don’t know if it was definitely love but when my relationship failed it broke my heart 

Laughed until you cried: yes!! :D

Found out someone was talking about you: yeah haha i just avoided them bc I hate confrontations 

Met someone who changed you: yes, my friend I met online (the one who six hours ahead is based off haha) helped me a lot and we mutually help each other through everything and he made my life much better

Found out who your friends are: yep

Kissed someone from your facebook list: never been kissed, so nope 

Kissed a stranger: ^

Drank hard liquor: yes and it didn’t end well, although it made for some great stories for my friends to keep telling me about so theres that at least 

Lost glasses/contact lenses: I lose them 24/7; I’ve lost them rn. I think when I was about ten I didn’t know where they were for like a good few years but I can see fine w/o them so it’s all good

Turned someone down: never had to 

Sex on the first date: no 

Broken someone’s heart: no

Had your heart broken: yes

Been arrested: no

Cried when someone died: yeah 

Fallen for a friend: kind of?

Kissed on the first date: no

GENERAL

List three favourite colours: pale blue, lilac, pale pink

How many facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them 

Do you have any pets: nope, but I really want a dog! :(

Do you want to change your name: Nah, I mean I don’t particularly like being called Alexandra, but I love the nicknames so it’s not too bad, like when someone calls me Al i cry??? how cute is Al??? and allie??? even just alex??? like wow there’s so many possibilities ty @ god

What time did you wake up: well I woke up at like 6 and checked my notifications (bc why not amarite?) but then went back to sleep till like 9 haha

What were you watching at midnight last night: yoi, bc I’m still trying to figure out how competitions work for my fic rip 

Name something you cant wait for: yoi movie!!!

When was the last time you saw your mum: like ten minutes ago?

What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: to stop procrastinating for like two minutes smh

What are you listening to right now: cars driving past in the streets and the fan of my (mum’s) ancient laptop trying to stop itself from overheating 

Have you ever talked to a person called Tom: idk? probably, but not recently

Something that is getting on your nerves right now: my procrastination to write the next chapter of my fic, like jeez it’s been weeks and I still haven’t written the outline 

Most visited site: AO3 by a mile (Tumblr doesn’t count bc I’m on mobile 99% of the time)

Mole: one on my left cheek, and smaller ones all over my body (or are they freckles? I still dont know)

Mark/s: I seem to have like small deep cuts from when I was little, but no recollection of how I got them? probably when I fought with my siblings 24/7 oops. Also I chipped my tooth when I slipped at the swimming baths when I was like eleven and it’s still there if that counts?

Childhood dream: to be a teacher (wow how basic Alex jeez)

Do you have a crush on someone: no

What do you like about yourself: literally nothing lmao *finger guns* (I guess I try to be as kind as possible to people and make them feel better if they need it?)

Piercings: just my ears

Blood type: no idea

Nickname: Alex, Al, Ali, Allie

Relationship status: single

Zodiac: virgo

Pronouns: she/her

Favourite tv show(s): well it used to be Sherlock, but then series four happened and well,,,,,,,,so Yuri on Ice, The US Office and Community

Tattoo: none

Right or left handed: right

Surgery: none

Hair dyed a different colour: my sister dyed it when I was like 12?? It was like a lighter shade of brown but turned out to be ginger oops

Sport: I used to swim for years but quit when I was like 7 bc they tried to move me up to the next group when I wasn’t ready and I panicked (good job Alex, what a 10/10 way of handling that situation) 

Vacation: I just got back from Paris and it was the best holiday I’ve ever been on! :D

Current and all-time best friend name: Emma 

Eye colour: blue 

Favourite movie: idk?? I love Tangled and Anastasia, but also stuff like Airplane! ahhhh

WHICH IS BETTER? 

Hugs or kisses: hugs, especially if you’re close to them bc it’s just like?? I love you so much??

Lips or eyes: eyes, they’re so pretty and complex, like woahh have you ever stared at eye they’re so cool

Shorter or taller: idc

Nice arms or stomach: stomach? idk who we’re talking about bc honestly if you have a body that works who cares 

Sensitive or loud: sensitive

Hook up or relationship: relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

Yourself: hahahahaha that’ll be the day 

Miracles: no idea, I’m conflicted

Love at first sight: not really, but it’s cute if it’s true 

Santa Claus: not for the last like seven years

If you made it this far, you deserve a blanket bc wow my life is really not v interesting at all but ty if you read it

and feel free to do it and use me as the ‘tagged by’ art even if I didn’t tag you, bc I literally had 0 idea who to tag ahhh <3