#oops posted to wrong blog

[if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs]

@ph03n1x-24 mentioned the idea of a vampire-avian!Mumbo shifting into a little bird-bat mesh instead of a normal bat, and so I just wanted to draw him, the little feathered bat critter :P

I also included a tiny parrot Grian because halfway through I had the thought "what if the soul juicer incident effected both of them and Grian got Mumbo's vampire shape-shifting but birb" and now I am just imagining both of them flying around the server as tiny creatures and harassing their friends

[shipcestuous-two]

THE CAT AND THE CANARY

I just watched an old movie called The Cat and The Canary. It’s a sort of horror/comedy from 1939 starring Bob Hope. It’s based on a play.

In it, an eccentric wealthy man has arranged to have his will read ten years after his death at his remote bayou mansion. An array of relatives turn up, hoping to be the primary heir to his fortune. It’s implied they’re all cousins of varying degrees - mostly second cousins it seemed. One of the characters, Joyce, is young and beautiful, and all three of the young men cousins romance her, even before learning she’s the heir. She and one of them were formerly an item.

She actually ends up with Wally, the one played by Bob Hope. It’s not said exactly how they’re related, but we know they are cousins of some kind. What’s even more interesting is that they grew up together. They recount several stories from their shared childhood.

It’s not played as the least bit controversial. I enjoyed the movie but I wouldn’t recommend it just for this (presumably) second-cousin romance, although it was a pretty big part of it. Bob Hope’s characters are always so meta - the comedy comes first so it has this feeling like it’s not real, it’s just the beats of an expected story.

[dvchvnde]

He doesn't bother cleaning up before he goes home.

Caked in grime, sweat, dust from the fields, crudeoil glued under his nails—a walking biohazard of filth, but he lumbers into his truck the moment he's finished, cock already thickening, straining against the harsh fabric of his jeans. Sticky on his thigh where it lays, twitching at the thought of his little birdie sucking his dirty fingers clean.

And you'll do it. He knows you will.

You've been so good for him, haven't you? Sweet little thing.

He scrapes the top of his tongue against his teeth, pulling up the taste of stale, bitter coffee. It's acrid, sour in his mouth. Swallowing around it, he grips the wheel tight and sifts through the multitude of things he wants to do to you as he navigates the familiar path home. Muscle memory, but there's an emptiness in his belly. An itch under his skin. If fizzles, cracks; want and desire thick in his throat.

He's been thinking about this all day. You—laid out on his bed, fingers gripping the sheets tight as he folds you in half, kneecaps to your ears. Feet kicking out behind the heft of his shoulder. Bearing all his weight down on you. Crushing you.

Pumping you so full of his cock, his cum, that you whine afterwards—too empty, Mr Riley—and he has to stuff you full again just to shut you up.

Whiny little thing, he'll coo, nasty and mean as he fucks you again and again and again—

Another scrape. Tongue against teeth pulling over tastebuds. Sourness in the back of his throat. So bitter, so nauseating, he can't wait to make you swallow it down and beg for more as you try not to dry heave all over his dirty boots and onto the clean floor.

More, please, more even as you gag.

He's too hyperaware for the drive to pass in a blur—it's all startling present, each second ticking down in technicolour—but when he finally slows to crawl in front of his house, he has everything he wants to do to you laid out in a neat, concise list. Left you a defiled mess in his head, leaking cum and begging for more.

Anticipation is a maw in his gut that growls and snaps its jaws, too eager to sink inside the pretty thing that's been playing House in his mind. In his home.

He left it unfed for too long.

And now, it's time to eat.

[99redragons]

did the drawing, bill in full breakup hibernation + drunk crying

text says: ROCKY PLACE - Drown your feelings!

I. Want. SIXER! & O'Sadleys - "you'll be back"

inspired by the 'shave your grandma' code passage

[oh-no-its-bird]

kiss kiss fall in love or however it goes

[amalgamcorps]

yes yes yes! ascension upon us. dont fret all is fine. about to head out on a delightful adventure. goodies for me

my body is christened for the experience😌the rain today opened up a part in the sky for me to see through

[lekoppadraws]

Somebody call a doctor!!!

[wheel-of-fics]

Red Death Riding: Chapter 10

In which we—and Erik—find out what Christine has been hiding.

[chara-storyswap]

Happy 8th Anniversary Undertale! Tho super late I still made something :)))

[lukebeartoe]

Although I haven't even written that far in this wip yet, in my head it's much less ambiguous than canon. Alberto attempts to run away from their home on the island and causes a terrible accident. Afterwards, his father washes his hands of him, insisting that there's no way to forgive him, he can't stand to see him anymore. It's very whump, and probably has a bit of a paradox in it now that I think of it :shrug:

What do you think happened to Alberto's father: did he abandon Alberto, or was he killed by a fisherman?

It depends upon which approach you want to take.

Taking everything available into consideration—the movie, the short, the novelization, the interviews, tweets, special features, golden books, deleted scenes, concepts, production notes, etc.—Alberto was abandoned. Purposefully. Alberto’s father was a horrible person, and if he happened to have died after leaving Alberto on the island, he absolutely had it coming because he did not have any plan on coming back.

Taking only the depicted canon—the movie, the short, the novelization, and the books—into consideration, it is entirely up to interpretation.

Art is subjective, meaning, regardless of the author’s intent, it is up to each individual audience member to create their own impression and understanding of the art.

Not the movie, nor he golden books, nor the junior novelization, nor even the short Ciao Alberto is there any indubitable, concrete, objective evidence that points to Alberto’s abandonment being purposeful. Yes, he eludes to how he thinks he was abandoned because he was a bad kid, but we don’t know if he was ever told that. We don’t know the origin of most of his behaviors.

Alberto’s father could have been killed. Alberto’s father could have planned to come back. Alberto and his father could even have had a good relationship. Alberto clearly looked up to him, after all, and he absolutely wished for him to come back. But he could have just as easily left purposefully, had a horribly abusive relationship, and all that warmth could be from just Mere Exposure Effect.

Really, we don’t know much of anything about Alberto’s past, and the only way to truly study his character is to rely upon the word of the creator. But, again, art is subjective. Therefore, it’s what you decide so long as it does not actively go against what is being depicted (for example: arguing that a painting of a red dog is depicting, instead, a blue cat; arguing that a death of his father negates some trauma of his abandonment).

Personally, I tend to take the artist’s intent into account. But by all means, if you want to argue that it was all just an accident, go ahead! I’d love to see it, and I would very readily provide my own evidence towards that theory.

[mizukamiyaseiryu]

had to draw these two once i saw that canon baekcheong stretching art it's crazyy (ref pose here!)

[deadwooddross]

A couple crops from another saucy comm, I really like how the colors came out on this one! Though perhaps me liking some Blues isn't much of a surprise Check out the rest here if you'd like (tis once again, 18+)

[pseudo-soda]

oh yeahh i gotta post my @naddpodgifting thing!! this was for _jarcob on insta, happy hoglidays to everyone! :^)

[oldwitchsleep]

how does the worst man alive have so many of the most romantic speeches

[vos-videmus]

♠️

[jelleebun]

something about today feels really familiar…