#THANKS ANON

[soon-palestine]

[ky-landfill]

[toastystroodly]

some tadc memes

[tpwkwriter]

can u do one w soft dom harry and y/n starts sneezing during sex and gets really embarrased but harry finds it cute

Warnings: sex!, sexual themes, cursing, fluff.

This is also my first time writing this smutty so hope it’s okay!😙

—————————intimate giggles————————

“Fuck angel” Harry groans while pressing his fingers further into her hips.

“Keep riding it f’me” he breathlessly moans eyes closing in utter bliss.

“Shit Harry i-“ she moaned.

“I want y’to cum all over me angel” Harry requests using his palms to massage up and down her beautiful body.

“Harry-“ she moaned voice a little higher at this point .

Y/n was on cloud 9, feeling the love of her life guide her and edge her on made her feel so aroused and so womanly she couldn’t love Harry anymore, it couldn’t be possible.

That’s before a stupid twitch began in her nose.

Noticing her change in face, Harry had to ask.

“Y/n- love” he tried.

“Mmm baby” she continued, trying to disguise her twitchy nose as much as possible during this very intimate and passionate time.

“You, you alright?”

“Yea, Yeah Are you” she said slowing down her pace slightly to catch what H was saying.

Just because she slowed down doesn’t mean her nose did.

“You su-“ he began but being cut off by a high pitch sneeze.

“Fuck” y/n said removing her hand from her nose.

“Not now” she mumbled hasting her movements on his waist when she felt another.

“Babe-“ he tried again but being cut off by a other sneeze

“This isn’t funny-“ she pouted, again another sneeze before Harry could utter another word

“It kinda is, your so cute it hurts sometimes” he said using his left hand to cover his his face from embarrassment of blush and laughing.

“Babeee-“ again another sneeze

“You suck” she lowly commented.

“Y’werent saying that 5 seconds ago” he teased.

“That’s before my body decided to fail me”

“Oh shush, Y’so cute, my cute baby” he said us isn’t both his calms to squeeze her cheeks.

“Harry, it’s not really cute sneezing when y’boyfriends dick is still in ya” she said covering her face with her hands.

“You’d be surprised, now where were we” he whispered.

“Can you go on top?” She asked.

“Of course love” he giggled slightly finding her embarrassment cute and funny.

“Now shut up and fuck me” she said in her most dominating and alluring tone.

“Whatever you say baby” he smirked flipping them both.

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[goldenamaranthe-blog]

That picture made me think. What if Charlie and Vaggie met the gender swapped versions of themselves from another universe?

Honestly, it's probably something like this.

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Swap Meet: Chaggie

Charles: (sparkle eyed) Awwww! LOOK HOW CUTE YOU TWO ARE!!!!! (goes in for a hug)

Vaggie: (side steps out of the way)

Charlie: (welcomes the hug) Us?! Look at you guys! You're so adorable! (Pinches and wiggles Charles's cheek dots)

Vaggie: (sighs in good humor as she watches the two golden retrievers gush over how adorable they are before glancing at her gender swap counterpart) So, what did Adam call you?

Dickey: .......It was Eve in my universe.... and what do you think? Just call me Dickey.

Vaggie: Fair...

Dickey: (chuckles deeply as Charles starts braiding Charlie's hair) He loves doing that to my hair. Not very good, but it's nice to see him do it to someone else that I don't have a burning desire to stab.

Vaggie: (chuckles as Charlie starts weaving flowers into Charles's shorter hair) Totally get the feeling.

Charles: Dickey! Dickey! Look! We match!

Charlie: Vaggie! (Does a little spin to show off her Rapunzel braid with flowers) Isn't it pretty?!

Vaggie & Dickey: Looking good, babe.

Charlie & Charles: (blush bright red and giggle)

Charlie: (eyes up Dickey and Vaggie) Your Vaggie is quite handsome.

Charles: Isn't he, though? (Eyes up Dickey and Vaggie and licks his lips subconsciously) Your version of Dickey is gorgeous.

Vaggie & Dickey: DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!!! I'M NOT PARTNER SWAPPING!!!

Charlie & Charles: (pout) Awww......

[rwrbmovie]

[rius-cave]

Did Adam spawn with a new body when he became a sinner, or did he wake up with his old body altered? Because the idea of Adam with a new body coming across his old corpse and hugging it like that one Spongebob lifeguard is hilarious to me.

You know what? I would've just said that yes, he spawns in Hell, and his older body was there, but it would've long turned into dust before he could even come across it. But this?

This is far funnier, yeah

[becomingmina]

MAD - SERIES MASTERLIST W/OT8

ONGOING SERIES

KEYS : {F} FLUFF {A} ANGST {M} SMUT {S} SUGGESTIVE

Mina’s notes: Thanks to the anon with this very great idea 🫶 MAIN MASTERLIST HERE

BANG CHAN 방찬 / CHRISTOPHER BAHNG : {F, M} "I can't believe I rather sleep than go out with you today.." planted a kiss to your shoulder making you giggle. “I'm such bad boyfriend." he continues and you nod.

LEE KNOW 리노 / LEE MINHO 이민호: coming soon..

SEO CHANGBIN 서창빈 : {F, S} He must've been so confused patiently waiting at home for you to come over the whole day. "I'll come home now, I'm sorry."

HWANG HYUNJIN 황현진 : coming soon..

HAN JISUNG 한지성 : coming soon..

FELIX 필릭스 / LEE YONGBOK 이용복 : {A, S} You stay up a bit longer, unable to stop replaying the situation in your head and also hoping he'll turn around to hug you. But he never did and eventually your body gave in to sleep as well. **Felix had the original request**

KIM SEUNGMIN 김승민 : coming soon..

I.N 아이엔 / YANG JEONGIN 양��인 : {A, M} "Yeah true," he rolls his eyes at you now. "We aren't even dating. But then go ahead.. Go ahead and tell me why you are missing me so much then? Spamming my phone with "I miss you"messages?" He scoffed, lifting his hand to air quote you.

[unganseylike]

happy Fuck you, Gansey. Fuck you. Friday!

[revengemode]

https://x.com/people/status/1765836230972133673?s=61

Omg? Surprise!

FOOOOD

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

I'm kinda curious in Apple Seed. Who'd freak out more when Charlie does finally go into Labor Lucifer or Vaggie?

Hi, Anon!

Oh, they're both going nuts. Just different kinds of freak out.

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Apple Seed: Bonus

Vaggie: Oh, shit! It's okay. It's okay. Deep breaths.

Charlie: Vaggie, I'm fine right now. It's not horrible.

Vaggie: I'm talking to me!

Lucifer: (running around like a chicken with his head cut off as he gathers things in mega-nesting mode) OH MY GAAAAAAAWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!

[majorproblems77]

Might I request...Our sleepiest boy (Sky) enacting Sleep Jail (definitely not something I ran with from luwyv)

...Basically any boy not sleeping enough or depriving themselves goes in SLEEP JAIL (Sky sleeps on top of them until they have no choice but to also sleep because they are stuck in Sleep Jail)

You may! I love sleepy jail.

"Captain... You need to rest." A soft voice from behind him. A click to his right before a hand was placed gently on his right shoulder.

He sighed, "I'll rest when I know the sailor can stand again." His gaze remained locked on the sailor's still form. Bandages wrapped around his head and left leg. The gentle flicker of the remains of the fire gently flickered off the white and red of the bandages. Orange light danced through the captain's eyes as he remained focused on the boy. Who was laid gently in a small bedroll, blankets covering his torso.

"All we can do now. Is wait." Time stood tall as his hand pulled away from the captain's side. Pulling the captain's attention to him, the captain turned to him. "You need to sleep. I will watch over him."

"Time, I am perfectly Fine." He protested.

"No. go and get some rest Link." Time said. Sitting beside the sailor. .

He wouldn't rest anyway. So what was the point?

He walked over to his bedroll which had been placed by the others. Sky's was the closest to his. the skyloftian was snoring gently as he seemed to be resting soundly.

Lucky bastard.

Laying down did nothing to ease his anxiety as he lay staring up at the stars. The sailor took a hit for him. Him! If he'd have just seen the club coming at him. If he'd have just...

the sound of discomfort pulled his attention away.

"wind?"

He turned to its source.

Sky?

The Skyloftian's face flickered slightly before coming back to restful.

"Hey... Sky?" he tried the skyloftian. Shaking his arm slightly as he looked at him. "Sky?"

The skyloftian groaned in protest as his eyes flickered. He seemed on the verge of consciousness. He rolled over, flinging his arm and body to the right.

Right on top of him.

"Ah, Sky...."

The skyloftian made a noise as he lay on top of him. Resting his head on his shoulder the skyloftian had him in his grip. Snoring softly as he seemed to settle back down again.

He heard a chuckle from the fire.

"Well. Now you'll definitely get some rest. He won't let you go until you do."

"And you're not going to help me out?" The captain tried to move. But found himself restrained by a pair of arms.

Man, he knew Sky was strong but... This was ridiculous.

"Oh no. I've been caught in sleepy jail before. It's your turn."

The captain sighed. Trying to wrestle himself free. But Sky's grip was absolute.

"The more you fight the tighter his grip gets." Time chuckled softly.

"Why do you know that?!"

"Because he almost strangled me." Time laughed.

"I can...See how... Oh come on Sky let me go." The captain protested.

"Just relax. He'll let you go in the morning."

"How can I relax when he's holding me like he holds Zelda!"

He was pretty persuasive. When he wanted to be.

Sky mumbled slightly. As he loosened his grip slowly. Allowing the captain to breathe. The breath he took loosened his body.

Maybe he could just get a few hours...

[tomdayastuff]

I just noticed Tom liked ET's Zendaya post from Paris

www.instagram.com/p/C2hwtK6AaVW/

[reigningmax]

Post Saudi Grand Prix

[soon-palestine]

The following 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 have suspended Unrwa funding based on Israeli claims that 12 of the agency's 30,000 employees took part in Hamas attacks:

🇺🇸 US 🇨🇦 Canada 🇬🇧 UK 🇫🇮 Finland 🇦🇺 Australia 🇮🇹 Italy 🇳🇱 Netherlands

🇳🇴 Norway and 🇮🇪 Ireland said they would not follow suit. Switzerland said no decision till accusations are clarified.

𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐰𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬:

It has 30,000 employees, 13,000 of which are in Gaza.

Most of them are Palestine refugees and a small number of international staff.

In Gaza, it runs 183 schools, 22 health facilities and seven women's centres, among several other facilities.

Its schools are attended by 286,645 students in Gaza, while its medical facilities have 3.4 million average visits per year, according to UN data.

also :

+ Germany

+ France

+ japan

[the-californicationist]

Just imagining Price's reaction the first time you pull him close, guiding him into yourself, wrapping your legs around his hips to hold him still.... then *squeeze* around him. The look on his face when he groans and tries to roll his hips, only to realize your thick thighs aren't just plush softness, and you're not going to let him move. The way his eyes roll back at the tight clench and release of your pussy around his cock....

see?? this. like, in my personal hc of price, he loves a strong girl with big, thick thighs. he loves feeling her smooth muscles working inside of her to pleasure him, reacting to the sensations he's giving to her. he loves it when he can feel her come, when she bears down on him uncontrollably, wrenching her inner walls around him as tight as she can, her orgasm in full control of her movements. and for him to feel like he can't escape? ugh. pure joy. i can just see those pretty blue eyes rolling back into his head like a hungry shark, his hands touching her everywhere, not knowing where to land, grunting like an animal, overstimulating himself inside of her until he's past the point of no return. for me, he's the ultimate hedonist. he's willing to chase the high of a feeling or a sensation farther than anyone else, and when she rolls her hips against him, delivering that joy to him? bliss.