#or “you bitch get your own”

[im-bored-so-i-draw]

do you think they be like that

[chernozemm]

I need Aziraphale learning very quickly that being kind and considerate gets him nowhere in Heaven, so he tucks away his goofy, big-hearted nature and just turns into a maliciously compliant Bitch™.

This is a man who canonically has "discouraged" multiple mobster groups threatening to burn his bookshop, who has successfully scared hundreds of customers away by being just unpleasant enough and who dropped down three octaves to correct Furfur when he messed up his name.

He swallows his pride, puts on a power suit and starts executing a Corporate Nightmare upon upper management in Heaven.

[landfilloftrash]

seeing ghosts everywhere you go?

are they all in your head or are they here causing that chill in your bones?

[bumblingbabooshka]

My name is [BRUTUS] and my name means [HEAVY] so with a [HEAVY] heart I'll guide this dagger Into the heart of my enemy

Something about having absolutely no choice in who you marry. About being literally forced by the law to spill blood - to accept this stranger as your husband over a man you truly care for or accept the fact that the man you love might die because you put him in danger. Something about risking becoming the wife of a man you've never even seen before a few minutes prior because you know anything would be better than putting your beloved in harm's way. Something about the trust inherent in that decision and in the way she speaks of it after. Truthfully, T'Pring doesn't know the captain and she doesn't know Spock. Either one of them could have taken her as their wife but she does know Stonn. She knows that Stonn will remain by her side no matter what. They made a plan together. They have an agreement which T'Pring believes will be upheld even though the plan changed with the arrival of Kirk. Stonn will always be there, always, and Stonn will be hers. Something about the language used around T'Pring: Ownership, subservience, non-personhood. T'Pring is an object that Spock can win. She cannot reject him, she has no say in the matter other than having Stonn 'claim' her instead. Even when Spock leaves after being very clearly rejected by T'Pring he says "Stonn, she is yours." as if despite her clear rejection he still owns her and is must formally 'give' her to Stonn. But the language T'Pring uses around Stonn is a break from that: "There was Stonn who wanted very much to be my consort, and I wanted him." Stonn who wanted very much to be HER consort and she WANTED him. The language here is very particular - It's not, for example: "Stonn wanted me to be his wife" - he is HERS. And she WANTS him. There's a mutual affection there and a strong trust - a trust which seems to be well founded since Stonn (though silent) stands by her side at the end of the episode. <- That might seem small but if Spock would reject her for 'daring to challenge' (again, the language is not 'because I don't want you' but more of an implied disgust at her having the AUDACITY to reject him) then it's not a stretch to assume that it'd be considered an insult in the TOS Vulcan society to NOT choose Stonn as her champion after a prior agreement. Anyway T'Pring was a woman in an impossible situation within a society which saw her as more of an object than a person and she wanted Stonn and Stonn wanted to be hers and she trusted that he would understand if she had to publicly pick someone else to ensure his life would be spared and he did understand.

[reiverreturns]

how every recalled top gun graduate really got their callsign according to me:

rooster: absolutely insufferable morning person

hangman: dyslexia incarnate 

phoenix: got blackout hammered once, puked in the bathrooms for ten minutes, and second winded so hard she outdrank her whole squadron

bob: can play guitar but flat out refuses to play anything that isn’t a bob dylan song

payback: it’s a really, really, really bad idea to start a prank war with him. seriously dude don’t

fanboy: star wars nerd of the impassioned ‘han shot first’ variety

coyote: once ran face-first into a glass door like Wile E. Coyote running into one of his own traps

fritz: frequently forgets what he’s saying halfway through a sentence

yale and harvard: each went to the opposite school and still get awkwardly competitive about collegiate football

omaha: has a raging hard on for military history

halo: was the only one who drank when someone said ‘never have i ever bleached my asshole’ and well here we are

[salemontrial]

Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

[cold-neon-ocean]

My dogs my beloved dogs!! The first line of beastial spirit vine soldiers from my LoK AU. Created by Baatar when during experimentation, he discovered the spirit energy after being condensed causes the vines to react strangely to machinery and processed material. Turning the inorganic to organic.

These soldiers are comprised of spirit vines that have mutated in reaction to the condensed activated spirit energy and adhered themselves to the suits. Similar to "mimics" in a way, they can conceal their mouths fully so they're indistinguishable from human soldiers, though very astute earthbenders may notice they neither breathe nor have a heartbeat.

[vacantgodling]

✨preferences should not be standards for writing advice✨

[madamemiz]

As if reading your mind, you catch him eyeing a pile of clutter on the floor critically. His pupils, barely visible even to your practiced eye, dart around the room, taking in every out of place item, cataloging. His head tilts down at you, catching your gaze with a thin smile so judgmental you can’t bring yourself to do anything except promptly turn on your heel and walk the other direction, face burning.

so roadtrip au y/n has messy bitch disease

[rocker-socks]

On one hand the Slade design is REALLY funny because it’s such a total subversion of his intended design and is pissing off his diehard fans that thinks he’s the shit but on the other hand it completely fucks with the timeline and removes his absent father dilf swag that makes his character so interesting in the first place

[gokupowers]

feel like modern Dave writers/kins forget he's hussies self insert and written to be totally fucking lame in canon bc hussie was a 25 year old loser living in his parents basement making anti SJW rage comics at the time . dave strider is an awesome character but he is genuinely so fucking embarrassingly lame and a loser and it's a beautiful thing & we need to remember our roots #makedavelameagain

[lovl3igh]

rhaenyra - fck i didn't sleep with daemon istg and my mommy

alicent - oh yay, rhaenyra is a virigin 😇

crispin - uhm, i should keep my mouth shut but hey, let me be douchebag, I slept with the princess!!

alicent - wrrr, rhaenyra is a liar 😡

[aspennntree]

since we only see the fucking. what do i call it. this thing.

when theyre alone do we think oscar has told the others about these weird merge episodes? because it doesnt seem like they know...

[blorbologist]

GIDDY and clapping my hands! For Delilah talking! about! love!!!!! In both the most devoted and fucked up way possible!

Just earnest enough to make you feel it, and subtly tightening the noose! Because to Delilah love is focused and above all else and worth every sacrifice, no questions asked. If it isn't your sacrifice? Not even a thought!

'I don't want to hurt children. I love children,' says Laudna, knowing, knowing Delilah killed and hung children from a fucking tree for goals tangentially related to her love!!!

[medichamcham]

i love blocking people over trivial and petty shit i love blocking people who are even slightly annoying on my posts i love not giving people a second chance and blocking them immediately without a care in the world <3 <3 <3 10/10 would totally recommend

[mandiemegatron]

Selfshippers with "selfshippers DNI" in their bio make me laugh, but its like... an awkward laugh.

"How dare you love the same character i do. How dare you wish that the guy I SHIP WITH would love and support you 😤😤😤 HOW DARE YOU GET FANART WITH MY F/O!! HES MINE YOU CANT HAVE HIM!!"

Babe... go touch some grass and drink some water. Maybe you'll feel better. 😬