#or 'catnip' or whatever

[meirimerens]

[wip] he played us like a damn fiddle

[victorie552]

Kind of a weird AU but hear me out:

Finwe marries Indis, right? Most controversial thing Finwe ever done and that includes leading elves from their ancestral home to a new continent to live with gods. Silmarillion says that it happened because he fell in love and I believe it BUT what Silmarillion doesn't tell you is WHEN Finwe marries Indis. I saw posts that say the canon is inconclusive and Tolkien probably changed his mind a lot, and half of what of what Tolkien wrote is thrown from the window by fandom, so.

Anyway, one of the versions said Feanor was at least a teenager when Finwe/Indis happens (I think). What Silmarillion states is that Feanor married VERY young by elven standards, and that Nerdanel was below his station (classism? in elven society? apparently!).

Last thing before I get to the main point: Fingolfin marries Anaire, a Noldo lady, who I saw often enough written as a noble or a court lady, perfectly fine that, no idea if that's canon. And Finarfin very much marries Teleri princess.

...I don't know guys, it feels very convienient. For princes to fall in love with exactly the kind of women who would be approved by royal court and strenghten political ties with other elven factions. If it was anything else than silm, I would call political marriages.

Time for crack: based on what I wrote above I propose an AU where it was FEANOR who was supposed to marry Indis. For politics! Vanyar are the most important faction in Aman! Let's marry into that!

But the MOMENT Feanor became an adult and they could process with courting without making it creppier than it already is, Feanor runs off to elope with his coworker and there's nothing they can do. Well, that's what Finwe tells Ingwe when Ingwe rages about it to him.

Finwe loves Feanor, he wants him to marry for love, and that's exactly what happens. But, uh, all Vanyar are pissed that there's no political marriage when they were promised one (they mad cause they look stupid now), and, well. Finwe decides to bite the bullet. For his son.

It's not true of course. But imagine family dinners after that.

[pippalovestunabrick]

Juno: I'm coming with you.

Nureyev: ...Fine. But take that blaster with you, at the very least.

[gingermintpepper]

“When are you gonna visit us down in the woods?”  Conversational. Casual. Utterly suspicious. Apollo looks up from polishing his sister’s sword, a glint in his eye as he studies her face. She’s steadfast for mere moments, hand eventually shaking too much for her to continue cutting into her wooden block. A pitiful imitation of a glare meets his eyes, the perpetual fur covering her shoulders and arms prickling from his regard, “What?” “You usually take issue with my visits, is all.” He quickly covers up the vial of oil he’d been using, holding the silver blade up to the light, half to ensure he’s coated it evenly, half to hide the smile that curls at his lips, “Could it be that you’ve missed me these past weeks, sister?” Artemis huffs, stretching a doe’s leg to kick him squarely in the calf. He laughs despite the sting, sheathing her sword back in its leathers and sliding it across the floor to her. “You didn’t fracture my bone with your kick? Now I know you’re sentimental.”  Rolling her eyes, she ignores her newly cleaned weapon to continue whittling away at the bit of oak she brought with her. Though the shape is still rough, it already resembles the back half of some slender, four-legged creature. He hopes it’s a hunting dog this time. She always pawns those ones off to him to paint. “I’m trying to be nice, you prick. And Mother worries you’re avoiding her.”  “Oh?” Apollo waits for a lull in her parring then kicks her, his foot smooth, soft and vitally, unhoofed, “what’s given her that impression?” She gives an exaggerated shout and drops her wood and carving knife. It’s all the warning he gets before she lunges at him, claws out, smile concerningly wide.  The battle is brief and uneventful. She has his arms pinned over his head with claws threatening his wrists before he can laugh. He pushes her off and braces her neck so the force doesn’t give her mild whiplash. She exploits his grace and bites his arm. In between forcing his arm further into her jaw so it's forced open and getting kneed in the hip while she thrashes, Apollo hopes she’s occupied enough to drop her line of questioning altogether. Because he is avoiding them. Not just Mother but Artemis too. He thought he’d been consistent enough to not stir suspicion but his mother has always known him too well. He’ll pay her a visit on the morrow or maybe the day after, so long as —  “So you’ll visit us within the week?” Victory looks resplendent on his sister. She looms over him, fangs aglow in the light cast by the commingling of their shining hair. The stars are shining on her cheeks, smile cast so wide that the skin folds to create new constellations with her freckles. Apollo sighs, testing her grip on him and grunting when she pushes her wicked knee into his stomach to reiterate his loss. “Yes?” He puts a bit more weight behind his tug this time, laughing despite dread’s cold fingers sliding down his throat, “Have I missed a festival of some sort? You’re never this insistent.”  “Don’t take me for a fool,” Claws digging into his skin. Her knee pressed flush to his diaphragm. He need not breathe, yet he wheezes as air is squeezed from his chest, “You’ve missed the past three weeks, including the inauguration of my newest hunters. Even in your busiest summers, you’ve made time for the fledglings.” Her breath is winter air upon his skin. Were he made of weaker matter, she’d crush his bones and think nothing of it. “Whatever trouble it is you’re fleeing, we will conquer together. I’ll keep reminding you ‘til it sinks into your flighty, little head.”  Right. Of course. Maybe he ought Hermes up on those lessons in discretion.

[crimsongrimoire]

i may not know fuck or shit about hsr but whatever is wrong with boothill is fascinating. also horny robot thoughts

[shrineofprophecy]

"Nice."

[transmascxielian]

tbh 12yo me was onto something wanting to be rose lalonde. my dad was right when he said she was basically me

[remyfire]

Using all my might today to get my bestie's OC in a sandwich and well-fucked :D Sending this energy to everyone who's been feeling too shy to let their OCs kiss a canon character. We can do it. You've earned a self-indulgence treat, I promise.

[jup1tersparx]

wow i am utterly enamoured by daisy now wtf

[baycitystygian]

I need to put him under a microscope and study him. for science

[meirimerens]

since you have headcanons regarding Notkin and Khan's orientation, do you happen to have them for the other kids too (including Catnip and Dandy)?

i don't have them for all of the kids because i don't spend much time like #thinking about this for them mostly. i do for the khan capella notkin & his two sbires gang because because i do have thoughts and thoughts processes about their lives when they Inherit The Earth (annoying edition) & the annoying dynamics they have i've already talked about capella i'm almost sure i've already mentioned Clara too (both of those lesbians). i think grace likes girls but whatever that is is not my problem. her real parents don't gaf (due to the Being dead thing) and her new dad loves that for her.

i think catnip's also gay. bless her heart. in my +5yrs designs i gave her riding pants & boots because that's what i gave Aysa in ATA. who's also a ginger & a lesbian in my mind's eye. forming some kind of club out there. dandy is 🤷‍♂️. he's just 🤷‍♂️. for now & in his twenties he doesn't give that much of a shit. undecided on whether he's just not into people like that periot or if he's bi & he just hasn't found anyone who interests him in that way. for now he's into making bets with his sister and so far losing because she has a better nose for those things. i think sticky's in that same type of situation where i don't have any set thought about him because 1) don't think about it that much. frankly. 2) i think it takes him a while to figure it out because 1.a) he takes on his father the like. "i'm probably [x] but i'm married to my work rn [literally never went to college]". he's married to the grind 💯 1.b) he cares less about relationships than he does his place as a doctor which he takes very very seriously. he's more interested in seeing really gross surgeries than he is people in a romantic context. love that for him

[porschesbabydaddy]

I’ve only had Babe for three episodes, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself

[lyriumsings]

ngl i will literally NEVER tire of “daughter who would’ve been her fathers favorite had she just been born a man” “daughter who’s more capable than her brothers and smarter and just better but is underestimated bc she’s a girl” ESP when she gets one over on everyone. like i see you girly fuck em up

[marc--chilton]

hi. house md is actually rotting my brain. Everytime wilsons on screen I outloud go “hi wilson :] <3”. what the fuck is in this show. ok bye

this is such a beautiful confession thank you for telling me this and being comfortable enough with me to be able to say that. this is a safe place

[loaf-of-soup]

guys I’m pretty sure I got my dogs high on cat drugs

[librarydilf]

currently losing my mind over the rook-as-a-companion au concept, because if the nessus job never happened in my canon then it's very possible that Alec and Tarquin never broke up