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if-loki-was-a-fox · 3 months ago

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"I've seen a few [films]" ...and all of them were 'Ride Him, Cowboy', apparently

#not sure if it's funnier to read this as #“he's only seen films a few times #so the four ride him cowboys are like. 50+% of all his film experience“#or as #“he's seen films often enough that seeing ride him cowboy four times is almost reasonable #and his saying he's only seen 'a few' was a really egregious lie“#tbh I'd already been reading that “a few” as an intentional underexaggeration for the sake of the argument #but if his film viewing habits are such that he's been seeing individual movies repeatedly #then perhaps it's even more exaggerated than I was thinking #that or he has genuinely been to see films only a few times. and it was just ride him cowboy almost every time #either way. ridiculous behavior. he's such a guy #arthur malevolent #malevolent part 50 #malevolent part 29 #malevolent

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sp0o0kylights · 10 months ago

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Grass is green, water is wet, and Jonathan Byers does not like Steve Harrington.

These are known facts in the universe.

Computers were going to take over the world, a “mobile” phone was being invented, and Steve Harrington had lost most of his hearing.

These were unknown facts--rumors even, if you will. Eddie had never seen even a grain of truth to support any of them.

(Well, maybe the computer thing, but only because Grant and Dustin both had made a couple of convincing arguments.)

So he doesn’t think about it, when his freshman gang up on him.

Doesn’t even factor the “can’t hear well” thing in, when he was tasked (demanded, whined, bitched and moaned at) with helping them explain to Steve why going to the release party of the new D&D box set, located at a hobby store only a mere 2 hour drive away, was important.

Eddie’s not even sure how the little shits got him to agree to do it until he’s standing in the parking lot in front of the former King himself.

“The store’s leading up to the release with a handful of one-shots.” He’s explaining, unsure whether to pull out the bored act or play up his court jester persona, and thus mixing and matching on the fly.

He does not care if Harrington doesn’t know what a one-shot is.

“They’re releasing the set at midnight. You have to be there to get it though, you can’t have someone else pick it up for you because they only got a certain amount in.”

Harrington’s frowning (no surprise) but it’s not until Eddie is well into his spiel about how his van is already full with the elder members of Hellfire, and thus has no room for the freshmen, that he realizes Steve isn’t quite looking at him.

Is in fact, looking over his shoulder.

Eddie stops. Follows Harrington’s gaze.

Parked across from Steve’s Beemer, is Jonathan Byer’s barely working clunker car.

A handful of steps in front of it, and thus nearly right behind Eddie, is the man himself.

His hands are still moving, mouth shaping words silent as he goes, his gaze locked not on Eddie or the kids--but on Steve.

Who turns back around as Harrington’s eyes slide right back to him.

“And this is taking place next Friday?” He says, in that sort of annoyed but resigned way parents aim at their children. “After school?”

“I’d like to go during school, but the freshmen insist you wouldn’t let them ditch out.” Eddie tells him. “They had two separate arguments about it.”

Loud ones, that had interrupted the game and given Eddie a migraine.

Once again Steve’s eyes slide away from him, to Jonathan.

“They’re not skipping school.” He says suddenly, a glare forming and Jonathan makes an annoyed noise.

“They argued about skipping, they’re not going to.” He says aloud, and finally steps up so that he’s next to Eddie instead of behind him.

“Munson slow down, I can’t sign as fast as you’re talking.” He adds, in the hang-dog grumble he’s notorious for.

Eddie stares at him.

“Can he seriously not hear me?”

“No.” Steve and Jonathan answer together.

“I can kind of still hear,” Steve adds, gaze returning to Eddie’s face. “But its more loud music or noises. I can lip read, but you’re also talking too fast for that.”

Without pausing, he turns back to Jonathan and says; “Why can’t you take them?”

“It’s Friday.” Byers deadpans.

Eddie’s not an expert on sign language, but his hands somehow looked deadpan too.

He’s not sure how Jonathan did that.

“So?” Steve snarks back.

What follows is an argument that Eddie is not, at all involved in, mostly because he’s too busy handling the fact that Jonathan Byers has learned sign language, for Steve Harrington, apparently, and given the tone the argument is taking they still don’t even like each other.

Eventually the argument ends, Steve throwing his hands in the air and demanding that Jonathan owes him.

(Eventually Eddie will corner the ever so quiet Will Byers and ask why the hell his brother learned sign language for someone he clearly fucking hates.

“Oh they don’t hate each other.” Baby Byers would say, in that shy, quiet way of his. “I think they’re actually friends now?”

“You think?”

“Well--you’ve seen them.” Will shrugs. “I think being mean to each other is kinda their thing.”

‘What the hell.’ Eddie would think, right up until he stumbled across one of the kids sign language books.

Byers the Elder, he decides, isn’t the only person who should learn sign language to chew out Harrington properly.

The pay off is immediate.

Or at least, the pay off of watching Steve’s shocked face the first time Eddie signs something vulgar at him is, anyway.)

#you can read this as #stonathan #or as #steddie #or as all three idc LOL #steven harrington #eddie munson #jonathan byers #I am once again back on my shit of Jonathan and Steve having THEE most antagonistic friendship #just constantly slinging insults and being low key mean to each other #and then Jonathan just casually signing the same way the party does to help Steve out once his hearing really starts to go #very much #“Youre a fucking dick and I hate you but also youre family and included”#eddie is BAFFLED #but is equally quick to jump on that bandwagon #0o0 fanfics #if asked Jonathans excuse as to why he learned sign language is so he can make sure Steve is properly hearing him talk shit about him #very “he needs to know hes wrong” vibes #Nancy and robin sigh very dramatically about it #Steve can actually read jonathan's lips the easiest/clearest and refuses to tell anyone that #but Jonathan somehow knows anyway

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cheeseburger-and-vine · 3 years ago

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Hoomans : A Cryptid Card Game, via @Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quarterpress/hoomans-a-cryptid-card-game?ref=android_project_share

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quarterpress/hoomans-a-cryptid-card-game?ref=android_project_share

Pretend to be a hooman and do hooman things, like have a job, and go shopping for disguises 🥸

But as Bigfoot!

#kickstarter #games #cryptid #or as #mothman #jackalope #loch ness monster #chupacabra

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dncingthrghlife · 5 years ago

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the plus side of me wearing a mask at all times in public is that no one can get the drop on me with chloroform anymore. . .

#wear a fucking mask people #otherwise #you’ll be kidnapped #or as #john mulaney #puts it #you’re not gettin me to no secondary location #only because i #wear a mask #covid shitposting #street smarts

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inertial-reel · 8 years ago

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Finally got this done!

Strix and Diath of course belong to @commanderholly and @projared

#Can be interperted as #platonic sleepy times #or as #striath #dix #dice camera action #waffle crew #diath woodrow #strix #strix strazni #shading is a bitch #im not ok this took forever to get right #my art crap

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tealfruit · 8 years ago

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Aggron, Absol, Skarmory or Ninjask to complete my team? PLS help me decide bc fuck i don't know (So far my team is Swampert, Blaziken, Gardevoir, Roserade and Froslass)

#nerd alert #pokemon #or as

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luxnowell · 9 years ago

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