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mvshortcut · 27 days

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Perilous Journey AU where Curtain does end up with the duskwort and successfully puts everyone to sleep except it fails because it simply makes Number Two take a twenty-minute nap and then she's up and chasing Curtain with a baseball bat

#ngl this concept is actually terrifying for Number Two if I took it seriously #A. you're literally the only person awake. everyone else has been asleep for days. you're the only one that can stop this #B. there's something so deeply wrong with your sleep that this insanely powerful sleep plant just makes you rest for a few hours #not that there's something truly wrong with her but I think she'd be a little unnerved by that #and maybe feel like she was a bit broken. idk #ANYWAYS. back to the silly. everyone's lying around snoring while she chases him up and down the streets somehow keeping up with his chair #the mysterious benedict society #number two #the perilous journey

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weaponizedducks · 5 months

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zutara is my very favourite dynamic because they're just judgy bitch besties together. stupid shenanigans duo. impulsive yelling duo. sokka is like 90 percent of their impulse control so when he's gone they go haywire. this is even canon sokka leaves them alone for one minute and suddenly they're off to kill a guy. good for them. let them be crazy besties together, striking fear into the hearts of sexist twats

#atla #avatar the last airbender #platonic zutara #if you want to see them as romantic sure ig but to me they're besties #i see them like i see lance and allura #or keith and allura to be more accurate #zutara #ig #platonic #in the future sokka and katara are Water Tribe Ambassadors and/or sokka's married to the fire lord and he #leaves to go on some sort of trip and he's like don't fucking do anything stupid you stupid bitches #and the second he leaves they look at eachother and katara's like #wanna go kill a bitch #and zuko's like yeah i'm so fucking down my dude #sokka comes back and finds them covered in bruises lying on the floor drunk out of their minds #he's like for fucks sake guys every time #the way i see it zuko and katara are Impulsive Idiots #suki is an Idiot Enabler- she thinks its funny #toph is at this point one of the Idiots but she has a little more common sense than kat and zuko together #aang is an enabler but he's like #guyys maybe we shouldn't b;;;e doijhg thus;;; maybe////????#and gives up and joins in #sokka is both an Idiot Protector and an Idiot Fighte #he is so so tired

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grinchwrapsupreme · 7 months

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i think i need to go outside more because this is actually getting to me

#the venture bros #pete white #billy quizboy #billy whalen #rose whalen #that's a family!! that's a fucking family!!#doc hammer and chris whatever tell me about pete's family challenge #pete wear pants that aren't skintight challenge #billy quizboy talk to your mom challenge #'he's as handsome as you said he was' i'm going to throw up i love her #she's so supportive #literally why is he lying to her at this point?? babe this is pathetic #'play along' why billy?? 'i just didn't deny it' WHY BILLY???#'i would rather my mom think this man i live with is my boyfriend instead of my best friend/business partner' WHY B

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andthatscanon · 2 months

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incorrect gossip girl quotes

#incorrect quotes #dan humphrey #blair waldorf #serena van der woodsen #vanessa abrams #gossip girl #she's lying btw #she thinks you're very cute #also this scene has such double date energy #dair is actually there as a blind date set up by serenessa #queue b

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iwasbored777 · 1 year

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"But why did Gwen push Miles away like that if she loves him so much?" You ask as if in the same movie we didn't watch her father, the person she loves more than anything and the person that she thought that loves her more than anything, disown her right away because he learned one thing about her that he didn't like.

#he only asks her how long she's been lying to him he only saw his perspective of the story and didn't care about hers #and wanted to arrest her without even listening to what she has to say #and all the love he had for her was pushed on the side because he learned this thing that he couldn't accept #and when miles tells gwen that he wants to tell his parents she tells him it's a bad idea #her advice was basically suffer in silence #cuz she had to #i take no criticism none of y'all understand what she actually went through #and then jessica was telling her not to grow attached to anyone cuz it's easier that way #honestly it is #but it hurts when you are alone #peter b parker showed us the best that spiderman can't go alone he's happier when he has someone he loves #and it's funny to me that jess was the one saying that while being literally married and pregnant #maybe she saw herself in gwen and didn't want her to end up having to choose between family and work all the time #and yeah her dad learned his lesson after that but that happened only after miles was gone #spider man across the spider verse #gwen stacy #miles morales #gwiles #ghostflower #across the spiderverse #spiderverse

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inutaffy · 1 year

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they made robin put on that stupiad ass dress and complain the whole time to prove the point that robin / nancy are butch4fem

#stranger things #ronance #i ♥️ robin i think anyone who says shes fem is lying . shes just punk #punk lesbians can b masc n wear eyeliner n jewelry talk to the WALL. idk why im saying this you guys know this

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rarilight · 2 months

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people who dislike an incredibly popular ship and just say it even tho people will come at them?? brave

#i mean i know that if youve been following me long enough #you have an inkling or know what ship is cant stand #but id never say it #also because the ship was fine for me until i had 2 fans act like completely smug assholes at me completely unprompted #actually im lying there is one ship i have no qualms about saying i hate and thats sparity #a) hes a minor and shes an adult #b) sparity fans for years went into raritwi fics unprompted to complain so??? they can kick rocks

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sacriiilegious · 4 months

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OPEN STARTER : anyone, no t*boo please ! MUSE : maren villalobos, 23, she/her. cis woman. bisexual. influencer + secret onlyfans creator. gang leader's daughter. jenna ortega fc. PLOT: random lyrics starters ִ ࣪𖤐

“if this was meant for me, why does it hurt so much?” she pauses, doe eyes stare at them. “and if you’re not made for me, why did we fall in love?”

#indie rp #indie roleplay #indie starter #indie lesbian rp #indie bi rp #indie crime rp #open starter #she could b saying the truth.. could b lying..#open starter.#maren villalobos.

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thegodcomplcx · 8 months

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the almost people establishes that the doctor is the person that amy holds in the highest regard and that she will not accept anyone that isn’t him, that she will be outright hostile to anyone who commits the crime of not being him enough. and this episode also tells us that the doctor will take her devotion and he will use it against her. and she’ll forgive him for it.

#off the charts sacrificial lambism #after she realizes that he’s been lying to her the whole time she only loves him more #and even when he tells her she’s just flesh and he knew the whole time and he cups her face so tenderly as he goes to let the blood‚#she’s just holding his hands. she’s trying to reassure HIM that she’s okay #also insane that the b-plot to the amy gets sacrificed episode is rory creating an intimate emotional connection with another woman #it’s going to be a long time before i can move on from this episode tbh it’s so interesting narratively #the conflict of the episode itself is kinda just the silurian episodes from s5 again #but the inter character relationships and how it connects to the larger plot has so much depth to it #.txt

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blooming-cecilia · 4 months

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forgot to post here too but here's an old doodle of kitty maid venven from that one luna audio ..... 🧎🏼

sorry i shut the door on you dearest, i was not emotionally prepared

#tulip draws #venti #venti genshin impact #lunasmr #im gonna be fr i dont even listen to this one as much LOL #i prefer kitty listener mostly bc of the ear scratchies 😔#idk how she does that but the way she does them is so much better than trigger focused asmrtists #i need her to make a kitty listener audio and its solely me lying on venti's lap and getting ear scratches for an hour.#like an actual fucking cat #one thing i also realized is wow. drawing venti in a maid outfit. really is fun. for no fucking reason #i have more than one maid venti doodle and thats already saying a lot #anyway yea. ill listen to it again more once my new non broken earbuds arrive 🏃🏼‍♂️#he can b so silly as a kitty

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deus-ex-mona · 1 month

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chapter 6 is now on episode 9 of the [redacted] anime… the hallway fight scene is close

#ehhhhhhhhh we skipped over the whole nagisa arc huh… disappointing #unless the nagisa happened somewhere in ch 5. which. dangit. lemme in!!!!!!!#hmmmmm i feel like we can line up the timelines of kawaikutegomen and the [redacted] anime pretty linear-ly #ch 1 (of ktgm): second half of ep 4. ch2: ep 5. ch3-5: somewhere after ep 5 idk. ch 6: second half of ep 9 #a nd since the notice board scene happens in ep 9… dO YOUR THING CHIZUUTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!#i want to see what pushed her over the edge to do what she did (in the [redacted] anime verse at least)#what happened between the end of ch 5’s preview and the start of ch 6: a new maid has joined julieta cafe!#she’s a seemingly clumsy (yet popular) girl named tsumurin. she reminds chizuchan of hiyoko #hmmm. i won’t be surprised if tsumurin is somehow tied in to all this…#maybe one too many bad days with tsumurin made chizuutan snap and slap the pictures on the board to vent her frustrations #on someone (aka hiyoko) who reminded her of tsumurin? hmmmm. idk. why are the previews so dang short.#b u t what the heck man. the preview ends *right* before a seemingly shocking reveal????#w h a t the heck.#dammit come back renren i miss you already #o k that’s enough screamin into the void for one night. back to idol sengen i go~~~~~~~~#chizuutan chizpost

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autistic-katara · 10 months

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scrolling the open atla tag nd stumbling across the weird takes i was not subjected to when scrolling only the zukka tag

#why do z*tara shippers have such a vendetta against aang???#bro could breath and theyd be like “LOOK AT THIS BITCH TRYING TO RAPE KATARA AND THE SHOW JUST LETTING HIM BCZ HES THE HERO”#like mf chill this guy’s 12 with a crush and if u actually watch the show its not like katara never likes him 😭#she just developed her feelings more subtly to the audience #did u forget her kissing aang on the cheek in that book 1 episode?#her being jealous in that other?#her being the one to offer kissing in the cave of 2 lovers ep?#if u guys’d actually watch the show ud see she does like him #its just not as in-ur-face as aangs bcz a) aangs the main character (we’re seeing this from his pov)#and b) hes extremely cartoonishly over the top-ly into her ofc she would look less interested in comparison #tho i bet if she was as openly interested as aang use would probably call the show sexist for reducing its main female character to a #love interest like that #and yeah ik there was a bit where aang kissed katara w/o her consent but it wasnt like the show treated that as a good thing #that was him fucking up and the show acknowledging that it was not the show promoting sa #idk this isnt me saying u have to ship kataang this is just me saying u dont have to justify it by saying aangs a horrible person or smthn #pro kataang #pro aang #anti zutara #atla

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afterthelambs · 3 months

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Oh my god haikyuu is so right volleyball is so FUNNNN

#my post #personal ramblings in the tags so dont read if u dont care abt volleyball lol #i went to the Japan vs France match for this year's VNL #and GOD this match was so intense #can u imagine how it feels to watch japan lose the first two sets? everyone was like “its so over...😔”#AND THEN #they come back and win three sets consecutively?????#the whole crowd went wild. we're so back🥳!!!#the friend i went with knew nobody when we went in and she left an ishikawa stan. AS SHE SHOULD #why is yuki ishikawa literally god tier. sir was just racking up points #and miyaura was amazing <3 he was also amazing against France last year so maybe he just gets buffed when playing against them sjdkdmdssds #the cheering was so loud i love when the crowd gets hyped #yamauchi and kentaro did really well too! i think they both got 6 points apiece yassss those are MY middle blockers #i hope Nishida gets better tho :(( it seemed that he got injured in the first set. he was lying on the floor and everything #anyway good luck to team japan at the olympics soon!!#i'll b rooting for them again #volleyball #vnl 2024 #ryujin nippon

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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I could see Seven of Nine getting into speedrunning

#B'Elanna likes games where there are like...systems in place that she can exploit (within the rules) and people she can marry #B'Elanna shows Seven one of her favorite games and Seven is like 'I understand. I will beat this game within an hour.'#'No Seven that's not the poi- oh....you're...you're already doing it.'#<- Though she's ticked off about how Seven isn't actually enjoying the game at first as Seven goes on she actually becomes just #impressed about how fast Seven can beat a game without like literally hacking into its code.#This is how Seven becomes B'Elanna's gamer boyfriend bf #b/7 #st voyager #*exploit = she's smart and knows all the tips and tricks #me (lying in bed with covid):........-cough-............Oh My God Speedrunner Seven of Nine

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mars-ipan · 1 year

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thinking abt atsv. and how i think “miles was never meant to be spider-man” is kind of bullshit or at the very least being spider-man is so not his fault. bc clearly kingpin was meant to set up that collider. so following that pattern of logic that spider was meant to be brought into the universe. so it’s not too far-fetched that miles was bitten. not like he sought out the spider

not to mention the canon has pretty clearly accepted miles as a spider-man. he’s been spider-man for a year and a half and his dimension is fine (interestingly enough, so is the universe his spider came from). he had/has canon events like uncle aaron and also his dad potentially dying soon

like i think he actually very much was meant to be a spider-man. so

#atsv spoilers #i DON’T THINK miguel is lying to miles. i think he’s just wrong #also like. clearly not every anomaly is awful #mayday wouldn’t exist if peter b wasn’t affected by the original collider thing #but bc he met miles he chose to improve himself and get back on his feet. now he’s got a spider-kid #gwen’s dad would be dead if she didn’t reveal herself to him. which she only did because of miles’ friendship #peni has a new model for her psychic spider robot friend #noir kept the rubik’s cube #hell even porker left that hammer with miles #like those anomalies r all fine huh. okay #also one of the big themes behind these movies is ‘anyone can wear the mask’ right?#so it’d be pretty thematically appropriate if part II has this climb to miguel and miles realizing that no he actually was meant to be #marzi speaks #<- forgot my own damb tag

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elytrafemme · 2 months

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sometimes i do miss the era where i could go ballistic crazy do you know how much reprieve i'd get if i could text someone do you think i'm insane and pretty and bad at sex. i've never actually sent a text like that in my life but there was something awfully rhythmic about doing literally ANYTHING so that someone wouldn't leave and now i just have to like... sit here. and like their instagram stories. and try not to go insane? i can't even vague like i used to because there's too many eyes on me WHAT DO I DO...

#i should NOT be like kicking my feet giggling about the most earthshattering breakdowns i've had #but honestly i kind of devoured when i blocked random friends of my ex because i think my ex lied to me or something?#<- she did NOT devour this WAS really bad do NOT do this #in my defense i was like literally fifteen and the only reason why my partner was alive and they kind of kept lying to me #and they also weren't attracted to me when we started dating they just agreed to be in a relationship because they were scared for me #and they also never communicated if i did anything wrong and if i tried to stop myself they'd double down and say it was fine #and they are kind of also the reason i started having a psychotic break So like literally what was i supposed to do in this situation #like i'm so hashtag girl. also i'm separately insane bc oh this is so bad to say #but i go viscerally fucking CRAZY when someone experiences the same thing as me but worse #b/c like Yeah i get it nothing i've ever been through was that bad. like i literally know that i ALWAYS know that #i'm like literlaly sensitive. but this makes me want to go fucking insane off the handles because like #people do NOT understand how i feel <- They do they literally do #Ahem. ANYWAY <3

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