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weaponizedducks · 1 month

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zutara is my very favourite dynamic because they're just judgy bitch besties together. stupid shenanigans duo. impulsive yelling duo. sokka is like 90 percent of their impulse control so when he's gone they go haywire. this is even canon sokka leaves them alone for one minute and suddenly they're off to kill a guy. good for them. let them be crazy besties together, striking fear into the hearts of sexist twats

#atla #avatar the last airbender #platonic zutara #if you want to see them as romantic sure ig but to me they're besties #i see them like i see lance and allura #or keith and allura to be more accurate #zutara #ig #platonic #in the future sokka and katara are Water Tribe Ambassadors and/or sokka's married to the fire lord and he #leaves to go on some sort of trip and he's like don't fucking do anything stupid you stupid bitches #and the second he leaves they look at eachother and katara's like #wanna go kill a bitch #and zuko's like yeah i'm so fucking down my dude #sokka comes back and finds them covered in bruises lying on the floor drunk out of their minds #he's like for fucks sake guys every time #the way i see it zuko and katara are Impulsive Idiots #suki is an Idiot Enabler- she thinks its funny #toph is at this point one of the Idiots but she has a little more common sense than kat and zuko together #aang is an enabler but he's like #guyys maybe we shouldn't b;;;e doijhg thus;;; maybe////????#and gives up and joins in #sokka is both an Idiot Protector and an Idiot Fighte #he is so so tired

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distraughtlesbian · 2 months

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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.

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momosartgalaxy · 2 months

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HEY LOOK!!!

more starscreams interacting

introducing from left to right.

Sterling (@scribe-of-hael gorgeous handsome old man No. 1)

Estelle (my grumpy immortal bitch)

Cyrus/Skylar (@deliicacymercy's cunty old man No. 2)

Did you know: all 3 are above 6 foot? Estelle just happens to be the smallest of the 3 at 6'3.

Anyway: go show Hael and Mercy love! They are both not only talented artists but such genuiely nice people! They make my cold dead heart beat and my teeth ache from their sweetness.

#transformers #digital art #momosgallery #Starscream #tfp starscream #and starscream #others designs #I love all of them so much that it genuinely hurts #Just wanna squeeze them as if they're playdoh.#what else do i gotta say?#they're bad bitches and I hope they kill me?#yeah lets go with that #humanformers #holoform

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fandomfiish · 1 year

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A-mancers this how we feeling right now?

The slow burn is starting to burn for real goddamit!

#Spoilers for book 3 #wayhaven chronicles #wayhaven book 3 #adam du mortain #ava du mortain #like watch me replay just to kill him just cause I NEED SOMETHING RIGHT NOW #I CHOSE TO NOT KISS CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LET GO BUT ALSO BITCH I HAVE TO WAIT AGAIN FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN SO MIGHT AS WELL GET THAT KISS #ALSO GODDAMN SIN I WANNA MAKE AN OC TO HAVE HIM AJSDKASJDKAS

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kindheartedgummybears · 5 months

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you wanna know what??

I am

TIRED

of overmasculinized werewolves!!!!

I WANNA SEE A

WEREWOLF

WALKING AROUND IN A CVNTY LITTLE OUTFIT!!! WALKING THE STREETS!!!! DISEMBOWELING CREATURES!!!!

I WANNA SEE WEREWOLVES COVERED IN BLOOD AND GORE WHILE WEARING A SHORT SKIRT AND CROPTOP WITH HELLO KITTY ON IT!!!!

I WANNA SEE A WEREWOLF WALKING AROUND IN COTTAGE AND FAIRY AND PRINCESS CORE OUTFITS!!!!!! WITH A DEAD MANGLED RABBIT IN ITS MOUTH!!!!

AND MAKE THE WEREWOLF

D I S G U S T I N G ! ! !

#i am TIRED of seeing all these manly man werewolves that are all copy and paste white boys #I am TIRED of seeing all these woman werewolves being butch and masculine(also mostly white) or submissive!!!#I WANNA SEE SOME PLUS-SIZE WEREWOLVES I WANNA SEE SOME BLACK ASIAN LATINO MIDDLE EASTERN NON WHITE WEREWOLVES!!!!! THAT ARNT F3TIZIED!!!!!#I WANNA SEE A G I R L WEREWOLF THATS INTO “G I R L Y” THINGS!!!!! LET THE WEREWOLF BE A SLVT!!!!!#LET THE WEREWOLF BE IN THE TRADITIONAL CLOTHING OF ITS CULTURE!!!!#AND RIP AND TEAR AND MAUL AND CRY IN THE MORNING AFTER DOING ALL OF IT!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#no but fr can we werewolf fans like. actually sit down and reflect on the inherent misogyny of werewolves??? ESPECIALLY IN MEDIA #like. almost EVERY. SINGLE. WEREWOLF. in movies and shows and stuff are always a buff white man with anger and trust issues #and on the rare occasion that there *is* a woman werewolf shes always either over masculine or “weaker” than the “stronger alpha male” were #olf and only seen as a mate. AND shes always “calmer” and “maternal” and “calms the alpha male down🥺🥺”.AND she never has an actually good #werewolf form its always either wolf tail and ears or full wolf. or if it *is* actually a decent werewolf her transformation is offscreen.#like whyyyyyyyyyyyyy are people so scared to make women go ape shit?????? werewolves are NOT pretty creatures!!!! STOP MAKING THEM PRETTY!!#(lmao jk we know why they're so scared hashtag male gaze)#like yes. werewolves ARE pretty but not in the “dog show 30k$ poodle” kind of way i see some people making them(not that that's bad tho)#AND ALSO LIKE. ARE WE JUST GOING TO PRETEND WEREWOLVES LITERALLY WEREN'T MADE FOR WOMEN AND MINORITIES???#like. once a month someone turns into a raging bloodthirsty unstoppable beast driven by the moon and instincts with an insatiable hunger an #need to hide away from people due to them wanting to kill you or fearing you simply because you're a werewolf. they don't know you. they ju #t see you as a creature that might hurt them. constantly being hunted down to be killed simply for existing.#WHAT PART OF THAT SCREAMS: “ah yes. White man.”#IK theres going be people(men and pick mes) that see this post and think “this bitch is overreacting” and tbh idc.the girls who get it get #the girls who dont dont.#anyways shout out to Ginger Snaps trick or treat and every other piece of media or fan piece with disgusting non-f3tiszied woman/poc werewo #i love yall #*smooch smooch*#Werewolves #Werewolf #Lycanthrope #Lycanthropy #Werewolf AU #Yeah. Im tagging that too. I see yall.

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th3-r4t-k1ng · 2 years

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i think if Leo, Mikey, and Raph got kidnapped by like the purple dragons or something then we’d finally get to see how much damage Donnie can do with his tech. I am a firm believer that the only thing keeping Donnie from going batshit is his brothers.

And he’d do Anything for them.

#rottmnt #rise donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise leo #rise raph #rise mikey #tmnt #donnies moral compass is decided by his brothers #he would go batshit if they weren’t there #i now really wanna write something based off this #i’d think it’d be really funny if rise donnie was like: can you guys believe it for some reason everyone thinks i’m a pacifist—#let donnie go feral 2022 #unpause rise of the tmnt #donnie would kill a bitch for his brothers #hell hed kill a bitch just to see if he could #thats a minor exaggeration #but still

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depressedstressedlemonzest · 5 months

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This had me legitimately crying like OH MY GOD between rumple giving one last love confession to belle and then he and bae?

I don't know which part had me crying more.

Bae being heartbroken about losing his papa even though he was still mad. That was an awesome line because usually it's like "I'm sorry" "it's okay" but begrudgingly.

This was genuine with bae's emotions. And rumples.

Great let's add cora to the Heartbreakers club.

Bitch.

"I'll take your baby"

"You only get your own child and any child I have Wong be yours."

Okay but that makes me think that not only did they totally fuck, but that regina could be rumple's. Because I can see cora using rumple's own double speak to trick him.

God I hope him nd regina don't start Mackin on one another later. This show has enough mommy and daddy issues.

Okay this is a sad scene and all, but rumple and his sluttly little elbow garter?

Next episode!

Who the fuck is the kid and the dad? Who else has present parents in fairy tales? Most of em die off or are already dead.

I love how devilishly happy regina is.

"And that's how I met your mother."

Henry is a perceptive kid, how perceptive are 11 year Olds?

#the “sweetheart I'm dying” had me sniffling #the “you make me wanna go back to the best version of me.” had me sobbing #i fucking love them #and the still rocky but healing moment with bae? i cant even do that with my mom #'this girl is the nastiest skank bitch do not trust her' rumple about cora in his burn book #i like the headcanon of him being secretly Regina's dad #but i really hope they dont start getting together later on #i can both respect and hate cora's taking her heart out decision #because yes rumple and regina would be weaknesses for her heart #but your child shoukd have all of your heart #rumple's slutty elbow garter is gonna kill me #he's such a snazzy old man #i love henry #rumplestiltskin #belle #belle x rumple #ouat rumple #belle ouat #rumbelle #baelfire #neal cassidy #cora mills #regina mills #henry mills #ouat #lem watches ouat #once upon a time #mr. gold

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hecksupremechips · 4 days

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Ralsei deltarune is literally so sketchy but also have we considered. That’s hes cute your honor have we considered this

#deltarune #decided im gonna replay deltarune and then maybe attempt to do evil bastard shit in undertale #cuz i am just so hyped up after replaying the pacifist route and want to do more but hm #just dont think im mentally prepared to kill these bitches yet #and ive literally forgotten everything that happens in ch1 of deltarune #im halfway through the first chapter and damn lol ralsei really is just so fucking sketchy #like he tells kris that their choices matter of course and he’ll support whatever they decide #but obviously kris cant actually make any decisions of their own and ralsei is like following the hero script to a T #and he gets upset with susie for constantly defying the narrative #i dont think id say ralsei is like the mastermind of this strange universe where you cant make choices #but he is suspiciously conformist like hes very eager to uphold a narrative and its like hes on a completely different planet #also you know theres the fact that hes like an alternate asriel or some shit #i dont trust him but despite this. he is very cute i do wanna kiss his nose #like hes such a satirized version of the pacifist that it feels fake as shit but i still love him #like. we go through the acid tunnel of love. DOES THIS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU #he could kill everyone and i wouldnt be surprised in the slightest and also im squishing his face

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ahalliance · 7 months

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it just struck me that purgatory isn’t going to have much of an impact on the francophone cubitos’ dynamics LMAO nothing is going to change

#qsmp #3 out of 5 of them are on the same team #when étoiles started chatting with them yesterday baghera was like ‘oh étoiles :D where is he i wanna talk to him’#pierre and étoiles have this unspoken pact of ‘game is game’ since they’re both intimately familiar with this sort of event #pierre and baghz may have some beef after this but it’s going to remain /lh im ngl #it wouldn’t go further than ‘yeah remember that time you killed me in the death arena? yeah? you bitch??’#kameto is kameto #antoine is aloof and solitary enough that i don’t think he’d cause any lasting tension tbh #jay rambles

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ofmd-archive · 7 months

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Great just end it with fucking genocide, make that seem fine to write. Totally not like living poc have trauma surrounding that. Fuck you to every fucking writer who saw a show that finally had a poc queer cast and decide "you know what this needs? the blood of asian women" and then to fucking gloat that brits will never be fucking slaves as if- you know what if you don't know history and about the trans atlantic slavery and the issues we currently have with human trafficking at this point and you're a fucking adult, that's on you and fuck you if you don't give a shit about this

once again to every single fucking person who greenlit this or heard this idea and went "yes, good."

fuck you

#ofmd #again not taking critique from fucking white people cus y'all weren't the ones killed in this case #if your people were the ones who died then go off #but this killed asian women #like fucking hell my mothers generation survived actual fucking genocide #but whatever the queer community is good at screwing over poc queer people anyway why should i expect people to care about us now #mark my words #this post will get like 2 fucking notes #and it will be forgotten #but i won't forget #i never forget #our flag means death #the same tags apply from the last one and i don't wanna hear a single “but it's a queer show” as if poc queer people don't exist #or “it's historically accurate” NO TF IT ISNT BITCH LOOK UP THE ACTUAL HISTORY OF THE FUCKING PIRATE QUEEN AND WHY PEOPLE WANTED HER ON THE #FUCKING SHOW HOLY SHIT #and i swear to god if i see a single “so what comedy can't show genocide?” as if taika waititi didn't fucking write and direct jojo rabbit

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bioswear · 4 months

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KYS NIER IS FOR FUCKING FAGS AAAAAAA

Buddy I am a fag.

#imagine thinking you did something here #what is this the fifth grade fucking playground?#you wanna act like you’re ten okay buddy let’s go fucking play #I’m gonna kick your fucking teeth on and then make you dig them out of the sandbox with your bloody gums :) let’s play. let’s PLAY.#COME BACK AND FUCKING LETS GO BITCH #:) I love people like this. come back and let me fucking bury my hands in your guts from vivisecting you to fucking pieces #it’s probably a good thing it’s for Fags. Morons like you wouldn’t be able to comprehend it even if it was presented as colors and shapes #instead of words and sentences and paragraphs #also I give people literal fair warning that I’ll treat them like shit if they start shit in my inbox #so if you’re like UWU VIOLENCE ISNT THE ANSWER it actually is :)#this fucker told me to kill my myself and he couldn’t even say it off anon #so in allowed to be mean and violent and uwu problematic bc it’s my fucking blog #nobody at all has actually called me out for my tags but #in case anyone wants to try

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butchdykekondraki · 8 months

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so. dsaf's good ending, huh.

#[jay]#REN CAME TO ME ALL FUCKING INNOCENT AND WAS LIKE ''HEY JAY WANNA TAKE OVER FOR A BIT AND PLAY DSAF''#AND I; TRUSTING MY GOOD FRIEND MY FUCKING SISTER TO NOT KILL ME; SAID ''OKAY SURE WHY NOT''#THIS BITCH. THIS MOTHERFUCKER.#SITS ME DOWN IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER. LETS ME GO CRAZY LETS ME GO ABSOLUTELY HAM IN DSAF 3.#AND I FUCKING PLAY THAT GAME. IN HIS HONOR.#I FINISH THE FUCKING GAME.#TELL ME WHY. THIS BITCH HENRY MILLER. POPS THE FUCK UP.#BEATS. MY ASS. CAPITAL B BEATS MY ASS. BEATS MY TEAMS ASS.#OBLITERATES US INTO NOTHING.#TELL ME WHY. REN HAD THE GALL THE SHEER FUCKING AUDACITY. TO HIT ME WITH ''GOOD GAME RIGHT?''#IM SAT HERE; CLOSE TO TEARS; AND SHES GIGGLING UP A STORM.#AND AS IF I HAD ANY PRIDE LEFT FOR GET DESTROYED. SHE GOES ''AND THIS ISN'T EVEN THE BAD ENDING''#LIKE. COME THE FUCK ON #LET ME RECOVER. LET ME BREATHE.

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kimmkitsuragi · 9 hours

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it's still sooo funny to me how the party is fighting for their lives in the astral prism and shadowheart is just having her magical girl transformation somewhere out there. lynn jaheira wyll and gale having a few breakdowns while shadowheart is dying her hair for emo reasons. astarion probably helping her

#playing bg3 #lynn is half illithid now guys yeahhh 👍#i wanted to try this path but my tool bar is literally dead. so many actions and spells and stuff #and illithid powers etc #but it will be fun. lynn is literally doing Such a bad job at trying to be a hero my poor babygirl...#so many things wrong with them... yet they keep trying to be good #this is why the wyllmance works #although the 'well met' greeting is absolutely killing me. can you guys hurry up w the patch for this particular reason pls #also due to meta reasons i gave up on the necromancer multiclass yesterday. it became unmanageable for my ass #my tool bar is already dead pleaseeee #i will always have the thay book that's what matters... im sorry wwx #also really not at all struggling w tactician lately so. not going crazy w the multiclassing for now #didnt even do the gloom stalker rogue thing this time (although it's been some time i have him in my party 😔😔😔)#(which is absolutely unbelievable but ive playing so scarcely and slowly lmfao #i had a moment in mind where i would switch my party but i still couldnt make it to that point ;;;;;#bc im progressing saurrrrr slowly :< i miss him dearly i watch his videos every day #which is embarrassing but it's the truth. can't live w/o that bitch at this point in my life)#also realizing if i wanna squeeze 1 more playthrough this summer i gotta hurry the fuck up #and stop playing this scarcely/slowly lol #but also realizing it's so Hard for me to play fast like i physically have to loot everything and read everything and do everything. ugh #anyway. we will see

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meatheadmutt · 1 month

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why am i having to hold a gun to googles head to show me articles on the long term effects of hormonal birth control on the endocrine system in adult patients who began usage as a teenager

#barks #i just wanna know if having a hormonal iud as a teenager fucked with my shit or not #causeeeeee i switched to copper a few years ago and everything was gucci in the coochie until a bad summer hit #lo and behold i call the gyno and she puts me on nuvaring because my symptoms were a sign of hormonal imbalance #meaning i got my ass fucked up from the first iud. right?#fuck if i know i wish they didnt make it my responsibility and then not actually give a shit as to what really happens #the absolute hell you can go through both on and off of birth control is out fucking rageous #'cool my cramps arent as bad but im a raging bitch i want to rob a bank and i want to kill everyone and then myself'#can you please for more than five fucking seconds think about the actual effects these things have on us that arent 'harder to get pregnant #also never listen to anyone that tells you you cant get your tubes tied and still be able to have children down the line #they always wanna bitch and moan about it but its literally reversible just like a vasectomy. not as easy but still possible!#do we get mad at and blame the kitchen counter when a baby smacks their head against it? no. the baby is at fault #tell me why something i have no control over is the reason i have to bear the cross #instead of the dipshit baby that cause the issue in the first place being at fault?????????????????????#im going to burn this world down i swear to god i hate it more every day #the beauty is evident but the horrors persist #hi if you read all of this

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opens-up-4-nobody · 9 months

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#i spend so mad god damn time bitching on this website. its bc i dont talk to ppl. whens the last time i had a non functional conversation?#uuuuhhh last weekend or maybe the weekend before that? so like i gotta complain somewhere. so if i stop complaining u can assume i made #friends lmao. ugh. its just. im worried. im worried abt how this semester is gonna go. how this phd program is gonna go #bc i spent the last 2 years destroying myself. realized ive gotta stop doing that. haven't figured out how to stop and now im gonna triple #the amount of pressure im under while trying to do things in a more healthy way. its just like. it objectively doesnt seem like a formula #for good things to happen. im more worried for how catastrophic its gonna b on my brain than i am abt the things i think most ppl would b #concerned abt. like im not worried abt planning and executing a project or teaching beyond fear of the unknown #its like. ive done these things before. theyre difficult but u make due and tackle the problems. but when it comes to: how to maintain a #healthy school/life balance? i dont even kno where to start with that. i just dont bc when u have a learning disability things just take #more time but like how much time is too much? where does it end? i dont kno how to manage it and i dont wanna hate my project by the end #of this. i want to b excited and not paralyzed bc im afraid i cant change my behavior and its gonna kill me #and im worried bc im meeting with my advisor for the 1st time since march before i agreed to join thr lab and have i prepared for this #project which is almost complete unrelated to what i did in my last lab? no bc ive been managing data and im still not done managing data #bc i cant focus bc i collected that data in a way that was actively self destructive. and i mean i kno itll b fine. thr guy seems nice i #just hate that im showing up devoid of enthusiasm bc its all been drowned out by the fear. and thats also gonna make teaching a problem #bc its hard to b excited abt things when there's a hole in your chest and ur desperate for someone to tell u how to fix it. but idk helping #ppl does usually make me feel better so maybe itll b a good thing. forgot how much i feel like im dying when i sit in meetings and #classroom tho lol. god its been 2yrs since i was a student. classes feel like such bullshit now. and yet if i dont get all As i might die #my students better b good. i have the 1st lab section bc thr lead ta couldnt do that time. so im the trial lab and i start fucking Monday #who tf does labs the 1st week of class? ugh. also its an intro bio so like 2/3 of thr class r freshman. lil bby 18yos and some r non bio #majors. and ive been warned that sometimes there r problems with ppl who don't believe in evolution and cause problems. pls let my classes #b good. im not that worried. its just gonna b annoying as fuck. im not good at being authoritative #ugh. i should b reading papers so i dont look like too much of an idiot tomorrow. itll b fine im just an anxious freak. a lil over a week #until i can try to find a therapist. probably seek medication bc i dont kno how else to stop this bullshit. annoying. i grew up with a dad #who gets anxious abt the idea of taking too much medication when he tskes a single ibuprofen. in this household we feel pain and then we #die miserable. this is all his fault. we have the same brain.im just a lil more irradidic than him #its so funny i say that bc im like the least irradic person ever. i do the same things every god damn day. im just irradic in terms of #sometimes i feel like my brain is on fire and im a cry bby lol #whatever. enough bitching. ive got papers to read. or maybe ill just go to bed and read them tomorrow 🙄#unrelated

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itstimetodrew · 10 months

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My WELL-SEASONED and GREASY cast iron skillet (favorite antagonist character) has just been carelessly tossed into the DISHWASHER (stripped of all previously established personality to show they are now “reformed”)!!! Violence and hatred on planet earth.

#like damn dude…kinda wish they just killed you instead :(#IMO this comes down to two problems of 1) not fleshing out your antag/villain to have anything other than ‘bad’ traits #and 2) seeing traits of arrogance or selfishness or anger as something that can’t exist in a ‘good’ person #they can be better AND still be a bitch about it!#I’ve probably complained about this like 5 times but you’re gonna hear it again #living with the knowledge that if I wanna see my faves again this is going to keep happening is so…..like is it REALLY worth it….

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