i'm gonna enforce a week's break from elden ring after i lost track of time and played it for five hours somehow. i honestly expected this game to be more linear, but i'm happy with it not being that, because i love just exploring as much as i can. the starting area looked... standard, for lack of a better word, but places like the crystal mines and the underground river are just beautiful. is there a plot? who knows! i've beaten a few "bosses", but none that felt like they had any connection to the main story.
oh and i'd die for the jar people. kind of just want to live in their village forever
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It's crazy that in early maze days cOwen mentions he doesn't know first aid and he doesn't know how to fish. Like how did you survive as a soldier if you can't use the resources around you??
Also cOwen apperently not knowing hand to hand combat is insane. All his memories after the reunion show him fighting close up, and most of his kills later are close up too. I guess you could say that he remembers this stuff later on but it's still really funny to think about.
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I love my dumb OCs so much ...
I think I have rambled about them before so to spare you! A tl;dr version that you can also skip:
Shilva can turn into a dragon. Vikrahm goes on an adventure and meets Pops. Pops is a famous dragonslayer who refuses to tell anyone his name and never collects reward money unless needed at that time. Shilva and Pops get married. They both do not tell Vik his name though so he resorts to a threat and is shocked when it actually works. "I didn't expect to get this far idk what to do now" kinda vibes.
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not to be disrespectful to percy but how the fuck do you accidentally shoot a bow backwards. i've seen six year olds shoot bows for the first time with no incidents. i'm blaming chiron for this one that is an instructor failure
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it was too warm to think but I pulled through anyway leggooo
original image from the song „At the Mercy - r-906“
dream by jokublog
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i just think that Wild should come back to the chain with a magic rock, I mean it's not like he would be the only one with a magic rock, Look at Twi's shadow crystal or Wind's walkie-talkie necklace, and what would we call all of Legends rings if not wearable magic rocks? The ocarina of time? MAGIC ROCK with some holes in it. You know what Hyrule's magic sword is made of? THAT'S RIGHT! MAGIC ROCKS
And guess what was left behind with no explanation in totk, that had a whole quest attached to it that stood in parallel with a bunch of other versions of the same scene where someone gets a magic rock? MINERU'S secret stone, SPIRIT SAGE LU WILD LETS GO
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Hiccup is telling Fishlegs to shoot him with the arrow that was once stuck in the potato when it was frozen for 15 years! Of course! Because it has potato
essence
on it!
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why are we surprised that wriothesley gave sigewinne a gun as if sigewinne wasn't probably the very person who taught clorinde marksmanship
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I finally get the whole “I was born in the wrong generation” thing
You’re telling me that if I lived in Ancient Greece I could’ve had a gay affair with a god and almost for sure would’ve either died or been turned into a flower by the end of it and I had to be born NOW
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