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joel what the fuck.
#hermitblr#trafficblr#art#digital art#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans fanart#smallishbeans fanart#ldshadowlady#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#empiresblr#merry christmas#jizze#live laugh love jizzie
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Having TOMODACHI LIFE TWO AND RHYTHM HEAVEN IN THE SAME DIRECT feels like a FEVER DREAM

#my two favorite niche video games are BACK#nintendo direct#tomodachi life#tomodachi life two#rhythm heaven#rhythm heaven groove#jizzing in my pantaloons#the only two things i cared about in the direct sorry not sorry
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Do you think Matt and Chris’s Boston accent shine through in bed?
Fuck. Why is this so hot to think about…
“Yeah, ya like that huh?”
LIKE I CAN HEAR IT BITCH OMFG
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joel is confidently awkward and lizzie is awkwardly confident, match made in stutter stumble excuse but somehow respect and believed aka heaven 🫶🫶
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I mean, look at Elrond’s face… there was no “what if”.
#can you blame him though?#I think we all collectively jizzed a bit at this scene#finally inspired with meme creation once more#back on my bullshit#the rings of power#trop crack#trop memes#Adar#Elrond#adarond#sam hazeldine#robert aramayo#my memes
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IM GONNA CUM OH MY GOD
#IM FUCKING JIZZING#IM NOT OKAY#I LOVE TUMMY YOU DINT UNDERSTAND EHAT THIS IS DOING TO ME#ALSO?? BULGE??? ARMS??????? AUAHGUHGGUG#slimefucker#redd rants
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<3

also um. some sketches... looks away and blushes cutely
#homestuck#jane crocker#homestuck 2#hs^2#homestuck beyond canon#oddities&curiosities#suggestive#(under the cut)#i like hs2 janes design. also just conceptually i like the idea of her being a villain its very fitting#not in a 'i hate this bitch' way but in a 'i think janes most interesting moments in hs proper where when she was being awful'#gonna end up reading hs2 just for her... walw#also might finish the janekat one bcs [jizzes my pants violently]#she is just very hot i love u janey pleas
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emily axford you are the funniest person alive
#skaldova#naddpod#she jizzed in her pants when a maiden kissed her hand. and so she exiled herself. I'm cackling in the office
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Going to a bukkake party wish me luck ❤️🦁
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shen jiu should have a glass of red wine all the times
#he has the vibes and also i keep fucking up because I've only seen jiu in the context of Chinese wines before#actually he should get a whole bottle of baijiu#mine#svsss#shen jiu#Who has been called a manner of names by me including but not limited to 'shen jizz' 'shen jinx' 'shen garlic chives' 'shen wine'#side note why the fuck are 酒菜 called that in English this is as bad as 葱 being some shit like spring onion or something
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Tags <3
#Prev tags#Hi im too nervous to interact with anyone directly#but i practically jizzed when i read tje tags on someones repost of this#youve unlocked something in me and ot wants out#Pretty please i promise ill stop screaming if u do that <3#ftm nsft#t4t mlm#t4t nsft#ftm puppy#trans nsft#mlm nsft#dumb puppy#queer nsft#bd/sm pet#mlm petpl@y
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Jimmy Stop you have enough husband's/partners/Boyfriends/lovers
And Jimmy talking about BigBs hole. Bro needs to chill. /Hj
#jimmy solidarity#life series#trafficblr#traffic series#daily rancher duo#double life#tango tek#this is so gay#gayy#skizzleman#Skizz and Jimmy#Jizzleman?#Jizz?#the fuck is there duo name?!#plate up boys in Minecraft#Jimmy calm down#secretlife smp#secret life#bro spent more time at the heart foundation than at baxter#heart foundation#Baxter (Secret life)#Jimmy just “hates” them so much he makes out with them /j#bigbstatz#BigBs hole (secret life)#Jimmy goes for all the people who are married irl. (besides Scott and a few others)
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my girl glazing my dick and balls like air force one getting a mid-air refuel, and baby, the eagle has landed
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