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in recent light of ted loving the word brat. could you pleaseeee do a little something on brat tamer ted 🤭

ugh twist my arm anon!!! (nsfw and also ted is dom and i want him so bad ok thx)

brat!tamer ted who immediately bends you over his knee for spankings when you start getting bratty, barely touching you in any other way than just to spank you for disobeying him

loves to tease you into submission until you're literally begging and pleading for him to just fuck you, to which he just smiles and ignores your pleas

he can immediately tell when you're pushing his buttons on purpose, which usually means he'll put his hand on the back of your neck and gently tug on your hair as a warning

"you wanted to be like this. you asked for this, baby."

would just shove his cock into your mouth to shut you up

maybe even makes you deepthroat it if you're being really bad

loves to whisper into your ear about all the things he's going to do to you since you were being so bad, until you're begging for him

when he does finally fuck you, you start being bratty with him again, he'd put his hand on your throat until you promised you'd be good for him

would defffff make you wait to cum forever because he's soooo mean

but when you're done, he'd immediately check in and make sure you're alright, with a ton of kisses and cuddles bc you were so good for him

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anyways i wanna give schlatt head in one of his fancy cars

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Rewording my last request because it makes me cringe so hard for literally no reason 💀

Reader specifically jorkin their penit when ted is nearby and can hear them, just to test the waters a bit 👀

Can i be 🐝 anon? (This is the rare time dollie has let me out of my jar, please help me)

HEHEH y’all are insane i’m obsessed <3 and ofc u can be 🐝 :) (afab reader and nsfw)

after the experience of hearing ted, you start to know the time he likes to eventually go to bed.

one night, you slip into your own sheets and take a hold of your vibrator, sticking it under the sheets and pressing it to your clit. you listen for the sound of him on the other side of the door, hearing his feet pad around his bedroom.

you let out a soft moan, just loud enough that you know he can hear. thinking of him on the other side of the wall, wondering if he’s listening, what he’d say. the thought makes your eyes flutter closed, your lips parting to let out another moan.

you can hear him shift, along with a thud you’re sure he didn’t mean to make. you smile to yourself as you breathe out, feeling yourself get close.

ted can hear you on his side, and the thud he made was his head against the wall. he’s listening to the gentle buzz of the vibrator and imagines himself there, kissing up and down your body, fucking you while he uses it on you. he wonders what you look like, arched back, pink lips and hot cheeks.

he’s breathing heavy, his cock threatening to leak in his loose pajama pants, and he wonders in this moment if you heard him the other night. the thought should embarrass him, but it doesn’t - he wants you to hear, he wishes you’d come over and take care of him the way he wants to take care of you right now.

the walls are so thin that you can now hear ted’s haggard breathing on the other side, which sends you over the edge. a string of whimpers as you hit your high. it feels so right when it comes out, even though you know you probably won’t be able to look him in the eye tomorrow.

“ted, oh fuck, please.”

when you come down, you can only laugh at what you let slip out. saying his name was enough to help you through your orgasm, and your cheeks flushed with embarrassment as you tucked away your vibrator into your night stand, and flicked off the lights. you listened for a second - no sounds on the other side, until you could hear his two feet also padding to bed, unmistakably from standing right by the junction of your walls.

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I try my best🫡🫶🫶

Its been a minute so i just thought id stop by and remind you how much i absolutely ADORE you and all your writing!!! checking tumbler is probably one of my favourite parts of my day to see what absolute masterpiece you might’ve written that day. I LOVE YOU SM NAT‼️‼️

ahhh ilysm!!! i really appreciate u always leaving comments and leaving likes/rbs it means so much <3

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around 8 ish minutes into teds newest vod on his channel when he kept using the word bratty.... I'm foaming at the mouth

i say this with the utmost seriousness i’ve never been so horny in my life

also him calling his shirt a wife pleaser i’m gonna. i’m actually having a heart attack

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this is so cute im crying😭🙏

Heyyy !! Let me just start off by saying I absolutely love your work 😻🙌🏻 all of your fics are just so good!!

But I was wondering if you would at all be willing to write a Schlatt x Reader fic that kind of goes of the Server!Schlatt fic but instead Schlatt is like head chef and the reader is his favorite server ???? If that makes sense???? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

omg headchef!schlatt would be such a nuisance lmao. thank u sm for the compliment <3

basically runs the kitchen like the fucking navy, keeps everything in line and doesn’t mind yelling when things get out of hand

wears a black t shirt and a black apron every day, sometimes a backwards hat as well 🤤

flirts with you every time you’re on shift, and you always make a point of saying hi to him before the day starts

“hey toots! looking gorgeous as ever today” with a wink while you roll your eyes at him

finds excuses to talk to u even when it’s busy, like when you’re trying to run food and you’re like “not now schlatt i’m busy” and he acts all fake-offended lol

makes a bowl of fries and puts them off to the side just for you to snack on thru the night

“honey i punched this in with no pickles” “oh i’m honey now?” “🙄”

takes smoke/vape breaks with u when it slows down, enjoying the few minutes he gets just to hang out with you

“you look great in that top btw” “this is what i wear every shift” “i know”

def stays behind to have a drink with you, and offers to drive you home so you don’t have to walk

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every time schlatt leans back with the tracking camera during chuckle sandwich i’m 😮‍💨

no tell me about it bc why am i drooling

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DAMNIT I MISSED A STREAM????? BRO.

ted in this lighting last night 😵‍💫

omg i missed a stream???? that’s devastating esp because ur so right he looks so good :((((

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PLEASE OML I NEED HIM 🙏😩

Post vid of Charlie eating pie?

like…. the tongue is crazy

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AHHHH HES SO CUTIE PATOOTIE BABY GIRL RAH

heyhey queen!!

im pretty new to your page, absolutely love your writing already, one of my fav writers on tumblr right now 🤭🤭🥰🥰

i was wondering if you could write something about bestfriend!ted? Maybe we just went on a crappy date with an asshole and Ted’s comforting us abt it? I’m such a sucker for best friends to lovers tropes 😤😤

anyway i hope you have a wonderful day, keep up the amazing work and remember to drink your water and eat your pasta <333

hehehe thank u so much <3 i’m glad u enjoy my writing!! best friend!ted who has a crush on u would be so…….. i’m losing my mind

#1 most respectful person ever. like even tho he has a crush on u he doesn’t show it and treats you like a bestie, so u can talk to him about literally anything

and when you tell him you’re tired of being single and wanna start dating, he supports u, even tho he wishes u would just date him!!!

secretly you have a crush on him too, but you don’t wanna ruin your friendship, so you don’t talk about it and have been trying to find someone else

listens to ur crappy date stories and laughs when ur potential partners do something stupid, basically being ur rock through it all

after one particularly bad date, when the person u met was actually just a huge asshole, you end up going to ted’s place for comfort

you’re laying on his couch, with a pint of ice cream shared between you while you recount the whole thing

ted’s listening intently, silently brooding bc he’s mad someone would treat u so badly when he’s so lovesick :(

“i just wish i could find someone who appreciated me” and you’re actually sad bc it feels like no one is out there for u

he pulls you into a big hug and rubs your back, feeling you against him and wishing so bad you’d just kiss him

“i’m not like totally unloveable, am i?” you laugh with him, feeling tears brim your eyes but you suck them back

ted’s face immediately falls, feeling so sad you’d even think that, and immediately launches into a rant about how cool and fun you are

pretty much years of pent up emotion just coming out bc he finally gets to tell u his feelings

you just stare bc he’s basically admitting all the things he thinks about u, not knowing it’s reciprocated

and when he finally stops talking he realizes he’s basically just admitted to having a huge crush on you basically forever

“oh god, sorry, i didn’t mean to…”

and you just smile and pull on the collar of his t-shirt to kiss him soooo hard because you’ve been waiting so long for it too

he tastes like ice cream and his lips are cold and you can’t get enough of him

and when you finally pull away he’s all blushed and confused

and you’re just like “i’ve had a crush on you forever. sorry i didn’t say it earlier i guess.”

and he just beams at you before coming in for another kiss :’)

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ted being told he has babygirl vibes on the just trish podcast 😭

- 🐸

he’s so CUTE and he does have baby girl vibes i fear!!! ummm i honestly love him also him saying he’s for the girls and the gays!!! king!!!

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RAH I NEED HIM SB😩🙏

currently thinking back to the drunk ep on CS when schlatt said

“when i say put all your weight on me, i mean put all your weight on me” or smth like that

jst being so hesitant about it at first bc you dont wanna suffocate the poor guy before he jst practically forces you down on him🙏

hehehehehe god bless <3 nsfw and afab!reader

schlatt, laid back with his head flat on the pillows, your knees on either side of his head.

you’re holding yourself up, feeling his hands grip at your thighs as he laps at your aching cunt, facial hair rough on the soft skin. he’s willing you to push down further, but you’re still hovering slightly out of nervousness.

“baby,” he says, muffled. “i want all of you. sit down.”

your breath hitches as you look down at him. “jay, i’m gonna… i don’t wanna hurt you.”

you can see his eyebrow cock from underneath you, pulling down on your thighs and forcing your knees apart. his nose hits your clit, earning a soft moan from you.

“you won’t,” he demands, fingertips leaving marks where he’s gripping. “i want fucking all of you.”

his tongue laps at you at a punishing pace, with your full weight on his face. he brings a stinging slap to your ass, you yelping into the air as you feel the sensations of his tongue.

he’s moaning too as you ride his face, no longer worried about the weight of your body because you’re lost in the feeling. your hands came down to his hair to tug on it, the familiar coil in your stomach begin to unwind.

you let loose, grinding against his lips and using his face for your own pleasure. reckless abandon, whimpers and moans pouring out of your lips into the humid air, as he licked at you and took it all.

when you managed to come down, you pulled yourself off, remembering that you were essentially suffocating him beneath you as you rode out your orgasm on his face. “was that ok?”

he’s breathless, eyes glazed over with arousal, pussy-drunk and smiling up hazily at you.

“if that’s how i die… i’ll die happy.”

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HES SO CUTIE PATOOTIE OML AHHHH

ted in this hasan video with kaya at the beginning he’s so cutie 😭💕

and the slutty singular strand of hair oml

https://youtu.be/jawLw_FAJYU?si=LpgmZYkDZrqCcfaD

he’s so slutty!!! why is he being handsome!!!!!! wtf!!!!

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do you think schlatt is a nudes typa guy

he seems like a tasteful nudes kinda guy

like not fully naked, but leaving something up to the imagination. fully and throughly he would prefer having a little sneak peak instead of the full on experience.

he’s probably into facetime sex if he’s away though. he would prefer seeing you as it happens rather than sending nudes

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I just wanna pet teds hair and let him fall asleep on me

ME TOO im using ur ask to flesh out a blurb i was thinking about after the new chuckle sammy ep bc like….

ted mentioned he didn’t take his adhd meds so he could go sleep. so i could see him padding downstairs after finishing the episode, seeing you there on the couch on your phone or reading a book or whatever.

“hey,” you’d say softly, watching as he rubs his eyes and plops down next to you on the couch and snuggles into you. “‘m tired,” he complains, nuzzling into your neck and feeling your warmth.

“let’s get you to bed then,” you smile, wrapping your arms around him and kissing his forehead. you grab his hand and lead him to your shared bedroom, letting him slip between the sheets. you’d get in too, as he snuggles into your back and spoons you, nose digging in between your shoulder blades.

a strong arm around your waist as he pulls you closer, humming against your back as you lovingly trace circles on his knuckles. “love you,” he murmurs into the fabric of your shirt, sunlight filtering in to kiss his skin and paint it light orange. it was making the room warm, paired with his body, you felt yourself fall asleep too.

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GUYS SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME I WIN AHAHAHHA

HII NAT ITS YOUR #1 FAN AND LOVER JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH I ADMIRE YOUR WRITING I JST LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHH IM ALWAYS CHECKING TO SEE IF YOUVE POSTED AND WHENEVER YOU DO AHHHHHHHHHH ITS JUST SO GOOD RARARRAAR🙏🙏😖😭🫶🫶😍🤭😣🙇🙇🙇🙇

sorry for screaming at you😔🫶🙏 I LOVE YOU THO OKAY BYEE💚💚

ILY THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY WIFE!!!!

I love him sm <3