#or the sound of equius stoicly saying 'glub glub glub!'

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Eridan: listen fuckass, this is my bar and i'm gonna defend it

Equius: D-> really? and how do you plan to do that?

Eridan, plopping a gun case on the counter: wwith this

Equius: D-> you're going to hit them with a really long bo%?

Eridan: no quarterwwit, this houses the legendary wweapon ahab's crosshairs, arguably the deadliest rifle knowwn to troll

Eridan, opening the case: behold!

Equius, reading a scrap of paper in the box: D-> "dear ericlam, borrowed your laser pointer for pool night with the gills, will return it soon, feferi"

Equius: D-> "ps. glub glub glub 38D!"

Eridan: i wwill kill her

Equius: D-> with what?