#or whatever tf his hair was in elvis

[thexwayward]

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[satelitis]

dal winston hcs (as a dallas kin)

he smokes in public places like restaurants

-> bro has smokers cough like no tomorrow

gets sun burnt so easily it's not even funny

-> the gang definitely teases him for it n calls him like a tomato n stuff

dallas definitely has like permanent eye bags fml

he also has busted up knuckes n dry skin

bro loves the smell of diesel

picky.ass.eater

and you KNOW he loves those gross ass ham cheese and cracker lunchables

he has a staring problem, for both reasons, he zones big time and he's judgy, either way he doesnt care

he doesnt like elvis presley

he's left handed fs

sharp ass ny accent that he cant shake loose from

-> two n steve always mimicking him

-> two and steve biting their tongues when dal kicks their asses over it

vanilla guy for life

he's so forgetful

pony: "dal where were you we were supposed to go to the dingo" " oh yeah i forgot"

he needs glasses, and REFUSES to wear them

-> hence why he gets raging headaches!!

he would cheat in poker or cards or whatever BUT he doesnt need to cause hes just naturally gifted at it, plus he's been playing since atleast 6 i wanna say.

-> his grandma DEFINITELY taught him

dals a grandmas boy

he loves his grandma

he also knows how to dance and you cannot tell me otherwise

he FUMES whenever someone calls him austin, san antonio, houston, fort worth or any of it

-> the jokes get old

-> but not for two bit

-> modern day two in every minor inconvience saying to dal "houston we have a problem"

dallas knows the most random shit ever

he'll be spitting out info from the most random event in history

n the gang is js like 🤨🤨🤨tf??

he does the justin beiber hair swoopy thingy but only bc HE DOESNT CUT IT OMG

[waywardork]

Nobody asked for it but I wanted it so you get it

The Gay playlist

Just an outline but I’ll probably end up writing it

Modern College Au where the Gaang all goes to school in California

The three of them share an apartment in the city

Their freshman year of college they moved here from a different state to attend this university

Aang ,Kataras boyfriend has the white car (he named appa) that has a little bison hanging off his rear view mirror and a picture of his cat Momo on his dash

Being in a new town and well sokka being sokka he Didn’t want to ride with them to school he wanted to get a feel for the town and so he decided to take the subway to the university

It was his first day at a big college in a new city he’d never been in and so he put on his favorite playlist to calm his nerves

Sokka popped in his earbuds and walked to the edge of the platform and waited for the train

There was one one other person there yet because the next train wasn’t coming for another 10 minutes

Sokka was looking around and noticed him he had dark black kinda scruffy hair and the most beautiful golden eyes and he had an unusual scar over his left eye

The song beautiful stranger coming up in his que “how perfect” he thought

Wait? What was sokka thinking? Did he think this boy was cute? No way it couldn’t be

Zuko was nervous he had never been to a public school he’d been in private school his whole life because of his father and he was scared people weren’t going to like his or his scar

Zuko was feeling uneasy and looked around because people were starting to flood the station for the next train

It was then when he saw this tall brunette looking at him he could get lost in those beautiful blue eyes they were like the ocean and his hair just looked so soft and cute tied up in a little man bun

Their eyes met and they both quickly looked away and they both felt the heat rise in their faces

The train arrived and they both got on and don’t stop believing was playing it had just started they both thought to themselves “I’m never see this mystery man again “ but oh boy they were wrong

Sokka later told Aang and katara when they met up for their little study group that he likes the subway and will probably ride it everyday but he didn’t tell them why

The next day sokka didn’t see the man and he thought that it was just a day dream something figment if his imagination but than it happened

Sokka was walking around campus with his head down looking for a song to listen too he decided on a classic Elvis Presley’s cant help falling in love with you

He couldn’t help it he had been in a happy mood and then he felt a big thunk and he stumbled back and the other person fell “hey watch it!” He shouted and than looked down

Sokkas faced went bright read when he saw who exactly he had just run into it was the boy from the subway he thought to himself “no way this guy go to my school and there no way he looks that good after falling down, wait what”

He quickly apologised and helped him up and they both introduced themselves and both mentioned the subway with made them both flush

Over the years they grew to become inseparable and Aang and katara figured out why he liked taking the subway so much

Zuko became part of the study group

If was now their junior year of college and it was spring break

Aang and Katara were planning on going to see her dads Bato and Hakoda

Sokka KNOWING they already had plans asked if they all wanted to go on a road trip

Zuko obviously said yes he had been crushing on sokka for years and this was his chance to finally tell him the road trip would confirm if sokka has felt the same

Sang and Katara obviously said no but katara knew what her brother was up too

Sokka told zuko that the destination was a suprise

In the years that the two had been Bestfriends they really opened up to each other and told them everything they could think of

Zuko told sokka about his shitty family and how his dad had thrown hot oil at him once when he was making dinner and zuko had said something his father didn’t like

Sokka told zuko about his two dads and how he lost his mom to cancer when he was really young And that he doesn’t remember it all too well

Sokka had set this trip up as a suprise for zuko because he knew thag zukos never really been out of the city

Sokka had made a roads trip playlist cause why tf not

Zuko had no idea that this trip was a suprise he just thought it was a guys trip since no one else could go

Ya know bros being pals

A little ways into the drive uptown girl started playing and sokka chuckled causing zuko to look up from his phone

“What’s so funny” said zuko in which sokka replied “it you, your the uptown girl haha” “oh very funny sokka” he said looking away to hide the slight blush on his face

Hours go by and never stop believing played and they both rembered the day they had met when this played on the subway and zuko gasped and covered it up with a chuckle

“It’s you your the small town girl” zuko said which made sokka smirk and respond “so does that make you the city boy?” The way that sokka lokked at him made his heart flutter and he blushed a little smiled and nodded

They jammed out to the songs like the dorks they are

By the time they reached their destination the sun was starting to set sokka told zuko to wait in the car and he set up a little picnic area

Zuko was waiting when the song I see the light came on and his heart was swelling and his mind was wandering and he started to say dream about him and sokka

Sokka finished setting up and saw rhat zuko was spacing off and he knocked on the window to scare him and laughed at his reaction

He grabbed zukos hand and brought him out of the car and had him cover his eyes “no peeking it’s a suprise” Sokka said

Zuko was glad he was covering his eyes cause he was also hiding to blush thay was creeping up his neck and into his cheeks as he felt sokkas hands on his back guiding him

Sokka was glad zuko couldn’t see that he looked like an absolute tomato because holy cow he’s never held zuko this way

“Ok you can open your eyes now” sokka said in a gentle voice into zukos ear

Zuko had never seen anything quite this beautiful (well except for sokka) it was amazing

Then they had a little sunset picnic

(Guys I ran outta brain cells) they both confess to each other and then they stay with gran gran and pakku they live in Arizona cause I said so

Asdfghlprsvjewfih that was way more than I ment to write

Feel free to add whatever you want or fix anything I messed up

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 20.09.19 lb

um, scaring me right off the bat.

oh boy, he has a Raima Remembrance Box.

where in india can a girl just fall asleep on a public bench like this? brb, promptly moving to that city.

i like younger rohit's floofy hair much more than the elvis bouffant he's sporting now.

ha, knew he didn't throw it away. bas mummy ko heart attack dene ke liye bola tha.

speaking of mummy.... god i love her. she's so soft, and loves him so much. but she recognizes this is something he has to do by himself.

yup, she coming back to put your "hamesha special rahogi" daava to the test.

i just realised who she looks like; a mixture of additi gupta and juhi parmar and ragini khanna. esp in these present waale scenes, there’s a lot of resemblance to juhi/ragini!

called it that “mamaayi” is her daak naam. but surely rohit would know her daak naam? like..... it's not such a stretch for him to search under the daak naam as well, if he was actively looking for her.

pulki doesn't look suuuuuuuper thrilled at this place, it's no sukhmani sippy hospital, but bless his heart, he's making do.

you can see the trepidation and guilt on sona's face tho.

woop. there is it. pulki wants to know what’s up and why she isn’t asking rohit for the internship help.

just tell him, sis. like, isko bolne mein kya harj hai??? he knows everything anyway.

ouffffffff itnaaaaaaaaa lambaaaa kheench rahein hai yeh sceneeeeeeee.

she knows her by her real name, not parvati. so is she like some tellywood superfan whose been following sona's career since her supporting role days, or did sona run her over afterall??? but like, if the accident was bad enough to put her into a coma for 4 years, would she be capable of knowing who ran her over? like, it would have happened in a split second, surely too fast to identify the driver? or is this some kinda ESP powers she’s developed, that she knows this is rohit's sonakshi???? OR DOES SHE KNOW SONAKSHI SOME OTHER WAY ALTOGETHER?????? WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?????

lmaooooooooooooo dr. dimpyyyyyy, for the love of godddddd.

snort. idhar kuch aur hi chutiyaapa.

oh shut up, you snake.

sona like ohhhhh rly? but she's too nice to say anything.

"sonakshi bhi aa gayi, aur sumit bhi aa gaya. ab mere flat ki EMI ka tension, khatam." pffffffft.

lol, lo aa gaya yeh, beizzati karwaane.

sona’s expression be like show ko chod, main tumhe hi na aag lagaa doon, kameene????

sona - 1, sumit - 0.

[kajol voice from k3g] "dosti??????????"

asklfjdslgjdfjlf this dheent fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me, putting up with men in general.

oh boy, why's he bringing rohit up?????

 "uska bas chale toh tumhe z security mein rakhe."

no sumit, uska bas chale toh woh jaake z security training leke khud sona ka bodyguard ban jaaye.

lmaoooooooo fucker. this horrible, hilarious, fucker. daksh khurana ke baad yeh pehla kameena mila hai jiski harkatein dekhne mein itnaaaaa mazzaaaa aata hai.

"kyun thappad khaane waali harkatein kar rahe ho?"

coz he has the confidence of an iron-clad contract, sona.

sona is a wholeass mood today. all the men in her life (other than shankar) are being a goddamn pain.

dr. surgeon forgetting patients’ names and all. abhi se yeh haal hai toh agle hafte se best not to come to work and put a lotta ppl at risk.

oh god, rehearsal kar raha hai.

"dekho sonakshi... tum bhi akeli ho, main bhi akela hoon, agar hum log, y’know, saath mein aisa, plan kar le, toh hum akele nahi rehenge na. simple."

dear god. someone save him from himself.

"uski serial mein kaise bolta hoga uska hero?"

hotstar pe dekh lo na. kuch toh research karo, dr. surgeon!!!!

i am dr. dimpy.

omg he was actually recording himself. yeh kisi na kisi ke toh haath padne waala hai.

who tf is so self obsessed to put their own pic as whatsapp bg??? koi is bande ka 10% confidence aur self-love dede mujhko.

deepa has had it up to here with this idiot. she shall now take things into her own hands. bada mazzaaaaa aayega.

ugh shady fuckers.

outdoor shoot???? ugh god pariiiiiiiiii what are you even doing?????

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pffffffffffft.

"pagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon main?"

hahahahahaha @ tulsi sweetly nodding in affirmation, as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

LMAO ROHIT. YOU ADORABLE IDIOT.

lol the awkward chair shuffle.

the tension in here can be cut with a knife. ay-y-y.

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looks like sona's breakup plans have been soundly rejected. and forgotten. just look at the hope in her eyes.

but "tumhare saath bohut comfortable hoon" isn't really an inspiring confession of love???? let's hope whatever follows is more romantic than a statement you’d make to your long-time hairdresser.

[arcanelucario]

Tag Game: 15 Questions, 15 Mutuals

Got tagged by some weeb called @solaireofastora97 or at least he claims to be called that. I dunno guys, I don’t trust him. Anyway let’s get this done with so we can all get back to looking at Bowsette fanart

Are you named after anyone?

Todd Howard (Actually it’s both yes and no. My name was taken from a kids name book, but also I’m named after Harrison Ford because it matches my twin sisters name)

When was the last time you 😢?

Never, crying is for pu55y’s (I’m not sure, but I think I cried about a week ago when I re-watched Infinity War?)

Do you have kids?

Yes. Well, they’re not mine, but I have them (Lol no I’m 18 tf you chattin boi?)

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

If it fits, yes (Woah that’s the first serious answer here)

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Well as a Lucario I notice their aura from a distance (I don’t know how to answer this one. Maybe their hair? Face? Financial situation?)

What’s your eye color?

Whatever colour glass is (Hazel)

Scary movie or happy endings?

As in the movie series and the tv series respectively? If so, Alf (Yeah I dunno what to say here)

Any special talents?

I once communicated with a monkey at Longleat entirely through eye contact (Fuck no. Unless not being able to smell counts)

Where were you born?

In a hospital (Technically true. But in a town called Northampton)

What are your hobbies?

Writing fake joke answers to Tumblr posts (Watching shit, playing shit, reading shit. Shitting shit)

Do you have any pets?

Yes, his name is David and he’s from Liverpool and he’s my best friend (No)

How tall are you?

Enough (6ft 2.5inches last I checked)

What sports do you play/have you played?

Quidditch and also annual Hunger Games competitions (I used to do a bit of tennis and basketball but then I remembered I hate doing things and hate doing sports)

Favorite subject in school?

All (None)

Dream job?

Elvis Presley impersonator (When I was a kid it was to be a Pokemon master and live in the Pokemon world but my wishes never came true so I guess it’s to work in a zoo as a zookeeper or something along those lines)

Tagging - @ginecra @pieck-aboo @officialtrashbin and I’m too tired to tag anyone else.

Have fun doing this. Or not doing this. I don’t actually care. I just wanna watch the new On The Spot and then go to sleep.