#or.... u know that trope where they're a fake couple

[forlix]

MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny/anything you want ^ㅇ(๑>◡<๑)ㅇ^ "

omg how fun, thank u for sending this in nonnie !!! let me see...

@astraystayyh and hyunjin would have to be some 800k ao3 slow burn about forbidden love between royal families ... the grandest and most poetic of period drama romances that persists through backstabbing and betrayal and trial after tribulation. nothing less for my artistic soulmates

the first tropes to come to mind for @rachalixie and minho are literally just. not even really tropes. established relationship. domestic fluff. slice of life. they're That Couple. nobody remembers when they weren't together. they invite me over for dinner when i've had a bad day. mom and dad

@like-a-diamondinthesky and seungmin are the EPITOME of (fake) enemies to lovers. they're the sweetest, silliest, most sinister people and i just know their dynamic would be a dream come true for each other and a nightmare for everyone else

sue is just her "eighteen" mc in my head so @soobnny and seungmin scream best friends to lovers + college au to me. seung being the best cheerleader for her while she's crazy busy :') also she flusters v easily and i think he'd get a kick out of that (ik i do)

@luvtak and felix are giving childhood friends to lovers! the sort of relationship where they know each other better than they've ever known anything; really just the safest, warmest, and kindest of affections for the safest, warmest, and kindest of people

i'm gonna cheat again and hc @sunboki and chan as a trope from august's mafia au "korea's most wanted"; augs is so creative and badass and SEXY and so is the main couple's dynamic in that fic. chan's a lucky man. DITCH HIM FOR ME 🗣️

@txtxlz and jeongin would be a multipart messy love triangle ft. jealousy and pining and so much chaos bc haz has more biases than i have fingers or toes and i love love the idea of her favorite idols going to war over her. it's what my baby deserves fr

for @2baabbies and felix, i imagine perhaps a barista au or a librarian au (hehehehe) where he finds stupid excuses to come back and pick bae's brain every day because he's utterly enraptured by her. she has that effect on people and lix would NOT be immune

@starsandrqindrops and seungmin are so fwb-coded. think suffocating chemistry every time they interact. could cut the tension with a dull machete. then inevitably complications like Feelings come into play and they dance around each other for ages before finally giving in ... mm yes all that good stuff

last but not least, @hyunnie04 and hyunjin would be so perfect for an art school!au. mira is an incredible artist so i'm picturing these two sketching each other instead of paying attention in class ,,, gallery/museum dates ,,,, maybe a sprinkle of healthy competition who knows ,,,,

[euclydya]

hmmmmm character bingo for Authority and Titus <3

- @mansplainmanipulatemalewife

VIRBATING OK OK O KO K OK OK. OK. UNDER THE CUT NGKFMGDMGKG

OS FIRST OFF:

^ ME WHEN AUTH. ME WH. ME WHEN

ok anyways

I TRIED TO STICK TO WHAT I THINK ABT SOURCE AUTHORITY AND NOT LET SYSTEM BIAS GET TO ME BUT I REALIZED. MY THOUGHTS ON AUTHORITY AND MY THOUGHTS ON PANSY ARE FAIRLY SIMILAR! SOOO. WIDJXMDNFNXMXJFJDFJ anywaYS!!!

* - everyone else EXCEPT YOU! is wrong abt Auth <3. JFNDJDF

** - THIS IS TRUE BUT ALSO i was like "I could edit this to say 'will somebody please fuck them jesus christ' that'd be so funny and true" but i was also like. Nvm that takes too muchEffort i do not have the spoons 4 that. but there's that thought anywaysJFMCMDFKKFD

BUT YEAH SO! I do not respect source Authority at all. If we met source Authority irl I would beat the shit outta that bastard. Or. Try to anyways <3. JFKDMSMF he is however Hilarious sometimes he has his moments. But also. I tHINK! SOMEBODY! SHOULD FUCKIGN KNOCK HIM DOWN A FEW PEGS! AND ALso. and . also. and also peANYWAYS ONTO TITUS!

Before I start: our synesthesia does not fucking like Titus's name I'm sorry for the weird pink. His name's shrimp coloured and weird and glitchy and shimmery I cannot replicate that shit on goddamn IbisPaint X™

SO WE BARELY KNOW SHIT ABT HIM YET but!!!!!!!!! He's fun and he's also Scary but in a good way like if u get on his good side He will literally kill & help fake murders 4 u. duh. But also hE SCARES ME! i care abt him. <3.

What we see from Harry's pov is that he Is An Asshole yes but like UNDERSTANDABLY SO!!! ofc he's an asshole to Harry & Kim thEY'RE COPS FUCK EM!

He gives off Funnyman vibes otherwise like. That character trope where Hte big scary looking dude is just v nice and funny around their friends? yeah. I imagine that's him IDK tbh <3 i will b honest we haven't played hte game In a couple months

OH I ALSOFORGOT TO ADD ANOTHER ASTERISK TO THE "if i met them irl i would beat them up" FOR HIM. IF WE MET HIM IRL HE COULD BEAT US UP fueJFDJSKDKC and "they fill me q incredibly violent urges" + "genuinely what the fuck" are also /positive & honorary. violence is our love language LMAO

The only reason we woild not like him irl is bc he is TALL [And Intimidating]. we are short and anyone way taller than us scares us. idk why <3. we have been like this our entire life. besides that tho he's cool 👍

-Electrochem

[ccaptain]

thanks to @predvestnik and @decimatcd for enabling me with kaeya’s fighting style and preferences. BLOWS U BOTH A KISS TBH

- Kaeya fights DIRTY by default. He does it both for fun and to frustrate his opponent. Encouraging him to fight fair will have him roll his eye so hard and patronizingly tell his opponent that if he was to fight fair, it'd be boring, and he'd be dead; a duel to the death doesn't consider fair or dirty, the one who wins wins. Proceeds to show them just how dirty he can get and when he has sent them to bite the dirt, pinned down by his boot, he'd just smirk smugly. He taught a lesson!

- He... really isn't opposed to using his whole body in many senses. As in, if he notices his partner oogling him he'll ditch his shirt and fight bare chested, so he can distract them and bring them down easier when they're busy staring at his humongous tits. He also talks to taunt a LOT. I don't know if this man ever runs out of breath if it means antagonizing his opponent tbh?

-  Extremely good at chokeholds with both his legs and arms, and knows how to cut both oxigen and blood flow with his holds. I see this trope done a lot in Chaeya settings so now my Kaeya is extremely good with his legs and forearms by using those as weapons. Yes, in a LOT of senses, fml.

- His mastering of weapons doesn't stop at just his sword, but he can manage others as well. If you disarm him, he has a dagger or two or three or five hidden up his sleeve, if you knock those out of his hands too he'll weaponize Cryo to make weapons out of that, too. I'm pretty sure that he's a menace among the Fatui and his methods of dealing with things are highly judged among the Knights because this man has robbed a Fatui Skirmisher of his Pyro shotgun and figured out how the fuck to use it in a matter of seconds, and has used it in... non-conventional ways. But hey, at least he got the informations the knights needed without blood spilled! ... much,

- Loves to set ''traps'', it's his favorite dirty game. He uses Cryo to weaken his opponents element, or play it up depending on what he feels like having, a slighty challenging battle, or a complete wipeout; sets LITERAL Cryo landmines (like that one sparring thread I'm having with Venus), and not even following the light Aquila Favonia emanates to find out where he is would be trustable, because if he had enough time to do that you may find an ice sculpture holding it and a dagger pointed at your throat from behind with Kaeya's suave voice asking if you yield yet; worse, you may think that you're safe if he's completely disarmed? WRONG. He will absolutely make weapons made of Cryo, but his favorite way to really drive the point home is ice over his knuckles to hit harder. He's a skilled swordsman, but where's the fun in a fair battle? Where's the fun if you don't fuck just a little with your opponent, hm?

- Understimate him, and you have already lost. He's DELIGHTED when someone thinks of him less just because he moves elegantly and seems all talk and no bite. And for the fun of it, he may play it up by faking a couple of weak hits to humor the other and trick them into lowering their guard. The moment you try to bring him to his knees? You're done for. He strikes hard, fast AND elegantly and before you know what's left and right you'll be looking at the sky, Kaeya towering over you and his sword at your throat. The fact that the grass may have softened the blow won't soothe that humiliation, buddy.

- Very, very, VERY elegant. The sketch gif we have from Mihoyo is exactly what he does and he does it SO damn well. Much like Eula, he employs elegance in his movement while still hitting hard and without a pause. Kaeya hypnotizes the enemy with his fluid movements, then topples them with raw strenght of his blows. Definitely my favorite fighting style.

[igarbagecannoteven]

megs!!! aaaa!! god ur list is so Tasty. could i ask abt: matching rings or is it + blood of the rabbit + faking the moonlanding crackfic? sending u good vibes uwu - nik(C)

omg three wips you really know how to get a girl's heart 💙 thank u i'm sending good vibes right back atcha

matching rings or is it is a silly idea i had where two characters both wear ace rings and a stranger who doesn't know what they are assumes that they're a couple and that they're wearing matching rings for romance reasons. i just wanted to write something with casually ace characters where their aceness is still an important plot point and also to challenge myself bc the mistaken as a couple trope plays to exactly none of my strengths and so it's been pretty difficult to write. (oh i forgot to mention but it's a muke fic!)

blood of the rabbit is a werewolf au that's an angsty exploration of what it means to be human and also an emotional hurt/comfort. it should only be one scene but still it's going to have lots of "pushing someone away bc you think they deserve better" and "proving to someone that they are not the monster they think they are" and also someone's going to be covered in blood for the whole scene bc i am me. :)) this wip is kinda early doors so i'm not sure who the characters are, still kinda feeling that out rn.

faking the moonlanding crackfic my beloved <3 (that snl guy's character voice) it's got everything: cashton with side muke, 5+1 things, ridiculous internal monologues from one calum hood, terribly inaccurate science and film industry stuff, inconsistent uses of 60s slang, the boys in suits, and more! i haven't touched it in a hot minute but i am determined to finish it if it's the last thing i do. (which, ya know, hopefully it won't be lol)

[franeridan]

u know Fran, i love fake dating/fake marriage tropes with every fibre of my being but i recently thought, i never see any pining where they're already dating. I mean. Like when u hook up w someone off of Tinder or smth, or u see someone who's attractive and you're like "hey, wanna go out for coffee?" So u date them but don't exactly have the FEELINGS yet and i m kinda just desperate for that sorta thing. idk if im explainin it properly but. Really seein that for any ship would be so dope, man...

Would that be pining if there’s no feelings yet tho? :0 if it’s about figuring your feelings out after you’ve started dating, I think I’ve read a couple of those! Though usually it’s more about one of them already being in love and the other sort of liking them but actually falling after they’ve started dating - it’s not a common trope tho, that’s true!