#osmp fundy

[the-wyzer]

Full Origins Lineup! Which design is your favorite?

[asymmetricallyanxious]

Okay, so I’ve come to share some old sketches/designs for the origin smp that I never did anything with! I came across them the other day, and realized I’d never shared them anywhere. They’re old, but I still like some of them, enjoy!

[kaytrawrites]

TinyBlade

Summary In which Techno considers the community and stops Fundy from stealing something. Niki is also there.

Notes Slight AU where Technoblade is a Pig Hybrid/Origin. Additionally, this was mainly written to feed Niki's tiny hybrid fascination.

Story

Techno sighed as he pulled himself up the final rung of the ladder leading up from his strip mine. His pack was heavy with ores and gems, weighing heavily on his small shoulders. He rubbed the back of his neck, massaging out the small headache.

The light prickling in his head along with the whispered words attached to the memory that followed the headache sent small shivers across his arms. It was an unfortunately common event these days for him. The voices that came and stayed with the first memory were blissfully peaceful, compared to the ones that were present within his resurfacing memories.

As he walked toward his little home, he passed the stone monument that had been defiled and defaced repeatedly by both himself and the others who had settled around the lakeside. Most of the damage was from himself. It was the cause of his first memory resurfacing, and he was bound and determined to not allow those violent voices back.

He passed the farms, loving tended primarily by both himself and Scott, and occasionally some of the others dropped by and harvested and replanted the wheat. He snorted at a passing memory of Tommy raging after he harvested the farm and didn’t replant then burst into the pub angry that someone hadn’t replanted. The kid got scolded by basically everyone, and after that he started replanting.

Tommy was a good, smart kid, if just a bit of a ditz with a bit of a hot temper. The kid never broke a promise though, and you could count on that.

Techno passed the ‘Bullet Shop’ owned and run by Hive Inc. and waved a trotter at the tiny inching who was carrying crates back and forth inside. Sneeg was a reasonable sort, quite a bit of a temper and quick as a whip, and a friendly guy once you got to know him.

His employers though were more than a bit odd. The young pair claimed they were married for ‘tax benefits’, but they were absolutely sickly sweet when they thought no one was watching. Tubbo had a short temper, while the Enderian kid, “Ranboo ” he said his name was, was much more level headed in comparison. But when the two and Tommy were together with adult supervision, the three would go off in such chaos that it made Techno’s head spin sometimes.

Techno had noticed that quite a few of the people living around the lake were oddly wary of him. He hadn’t known quite why at first, but as time had gone on and more of those old memories resurfaced, he understood a bit better.

Based on the memories that had resurfaced, the only one who wasn’t on edge around him that his past self had been in opposition to was Niki. But, well. She was Niki. She enjoyed floating in her lagoon, but was an incredibly formidable opponent in her own way. She was basically a goddess within the water, beloved by any water dwelling creature.

Techno had been on the receiving end of quite a few of Niki’s sudden hugs. He would never admit it out loud, but he enjoyed the physical affection from the Merling. She was protective as heck, but Techno would fight the world to help keep her happy.

Speaking of the girl, she was floating in her pond, and Techno raised a trotter, waving. Her eyes were closed, and she was face up, a smile on her face as she soaked up the warm sun. Occasionally, the gentle current of the currents flowing through her lagoon pushed her under the large shaded branches supporting Phil and Trixtin's Birdhouse home, and Niki lazily flapped her tail to gently push herself back into the sun.

Techno glanced up as a winged shadow flew overhead, and nodded at the sight of his green-clothed Elytrian friend roosting on the porch of his and his partner’s home. Phil and Trixtin were genuinely the best people in the community. Trixtin mainly made clothing and explored the local area, preferring to stay close to the open sky, but Techno had heard from Phil about the date the two had gone on, ‘Surfing the Void’ as he had called it. According to Phil, it was the most beautiful and terrifying experience they had done together.

Techno smiled slightly at the thought of his friends. Friend. A strange word that he doubted the version of him in those memories used often for other people. But here, in this world, he used it often. Here he felt like he cared for people more. Like they cared for him more.

Yeah, sometimes they were chaotic as hell, but they owned up to their mistakes and fixed them.

A tiny movement caught his attention out of the corner of his eye, and Techno drew his short sword. There was only one person with the balls to try and sneak into his house. “Fundy. I will stab you if you don’t put whatever you took back.” He kept his eyes forward looking around his house for anything specifically out of place, but also observed the small Fox from his peripheral vision.

The small Fox had frozen when he heard his name, if he hadn’t been moving when Techno entered, he would have been totally invisible.

And...He took the box. Techno sighed. “Fundy. Put the box on the floor. There is nothing valuable in it, it’s only personally valuable to me, and will just cause issues for anyone else who has it.” He sheathed his short sword and turned to look directly at Fundy. He held out a hand. “Fundy. Give.”

Fundy took a step, his camouflage completely dissolving. The box was held in his hands, a bit long and wide to put away in his bag without struggling a little. Techno easily lifted with a single hand when Fundy struggled to hold it with two.

Techno set the box on his table, and opened it a little bit to make sure Fundy didn’t take the contents. Seeing the items were still inside, Techno closed it, and lifted it back up to where it was stored. “Fundy. I don’t care if you take resources or food, but don’t touch that box. Ever. Bad things will happen if I don’t keep an eye on it.”

Fundy nodded stiffly, and Techno sighed. “Want a smoothie and some hamburger steak?”

“Uh. Sure?” Fundy responded, tilting his head. His oversized ears flopped a little at the movement.

In spite of Fundy’s slightly sticky fingers, Techno considered him a friend. The near animal hybrids had to stick together sometimes. And Fundy was a good guy. Everyone in the OriginsSMP community was. Bit off in the head sometimes, but they all meant well.

Except when Wasp Co. wanted to take over the community. Which was a lot of the time. They got bonked when they tried that.

[wealthindamouf]

going to either start beefing with Phil again or . the other thing. Phil isnt on Tumblr. and it's only fun to do it when he's infront of me.

[witherroze]

Girl help I have a fixation on a semi-abandoned minecraft roleplay server

[antimony-medusa]

OSMP Denizens Get A Haircut

Tubbo: Has to be bribed by friends, family, and/or loved ones to sit still (someone sits on him), and they cut his hair as fast as possible. Usually this looks like he lost a fight with a weed wacker. He thinks it looks great and sees no problems with this technique.

Ranboo: Hasn’t been able to find anyone good enough to replace the royal barber, cuts it himself with the aid of many mirrors and a pair of nail scissors. This process takes an entire evening, involves several weeping meltdowns, and usually looks very good. He has many problems with this technique.

TommyInnit: Phil cuts it. He uses a straight razor. Everyone else thinks this is terrifying. Tommy thinks his dad is just cooler and more deadly than yours. 

WilburSoot: He goes to a fancy barber and pays him extra so he can collect the hair and use it in potions (phantom body parts are useful, magically). He has not told anyone that he’s using his hair in potions. The barber is paid enough to not ask questions. 

Badlinu: The absolutely cheapest haircut he can find. Gets his hair cut (buzzed) for 2.95 by a guy in the back of a pizza parlour that’s a front for the mob.

Philza: Gets his hair cut by someone in the mob, but they’re an expert with a razor who also kills people on the side. This person loves their work. They still work out of a pizza parlour. 

Jack Manifold: Bald.

Shubble: Went to a professional salon once, asked lots of questions, now styles and colours her hair in her kitchen every so often. She makes a day of it, lights nice candles, has friends over.

CaptainSparklez: Military regulation haircut every two weeks. Quarter inch sides, half an inch on the top, buzzed around the bottom.

James Marriot:  He’s a cat, it just kinda goes to one length and not longer. He did have it shaved by Wilbur when he was sleeping, once. It did not look good.

Niki Nihachu: Shubble cuts it for her, she’s trying to convince her to add extra colours, but right now Niki’s happy with the pink. They have a lovely spa day together.

Jschlatt/Fragrance Man/Man: Fragrance Man has a bowl cut he does himself, and then he hacks bangs into it. Absolute nightmare to look at, worse than his spider legs.

Charlie Slimecicile: Hair is slime, every night he just pulls it into two handfuls above his ears and squeezes off the long bits. 

Sneegsnag: Has a home-buzzed mohawk. No one has commented on it because of the hood. He resents this. 

Smajor: Hair resets to short when he dies. He’s trying to grow it out. 

Technoblade: Has never cut his hair. If the universe wants his hair to be shorter, a stray mob can slash at it or something.

Fundy: Has never technically planned to cut his hair, he wants to grow it out. He keeps getting it set on fire and then has to even it out, complaining the whole time. 

Beau Beautie_: Cuts her hair with a steak knife in the kitchen at 2am.

[treesareredinautumn]

[bimbloop]

Tribute to Origins Smp - A visit at the Pub(e)

Tumblr folk you get this in (hopefully) better quality coz twitter tried to sabotage me twice... WHAT THE HECK, THIS IS MENT TO BE ENJOYED AS A BIG THING skdjfhask

[unhonest-iago]

~Act V~

Having been directed to the rainforest biome, Techno knocked on the oak door in front of them. 'Philza Minecraft, Technoblade ZPD. We just want to know what happened to James Marriott.' The elytrian opened the door a smidge, not fully due to the deadbolt. Stepping into the light, he let it shine on his face, showing a scar across the eye. 'You should be asking what happened to me.' The duo shocked that such a tiny otter did that.

'Woah, a tiny otter did that?' Techno gasped.

'What happened?' added Fundy.

'He was an animal. Down on all fours. HE WAS A SAVAGE.' Philza thinking back to the scene; James jumping through the window separator after scratching the seat covers to oblivion. 'There was no warning, just kept yelling about the night howlers. THE NIGHT HOWLERS' Fundy decided that they shouldn't tell the whole truth as to why they were there, rather a fib. Placing his paws in his pockets, hunching his shoulders. 'So you know about the night howlers too? Good, good because night howlers are exactly what we are here to talk about, right?'

Prompting, 'Yep, so you just open the door and tell us what you know and we'll tell you what we know.' gesturing between the three parties present. Philza, just scared out of his wits, unlocked the deadbolt. 'Clever fox,' Techno praised the fox. Hearing a scuffle from inside, Techno decided to walk into the house. 'Buddy?'

'Are you...okay?' Seeing the bird's aggressive body language, Techno yelled at Fundy to run before bolting himself. 'What is wrong with him?'

'I DON'T KNOW' They both quickly backpedaled out of Philza's residence, moving in the opposite direction from which they came.

'JUMP' Techno proceeded to lead Fundy through the bountiful foliage. 'HEAD FOR THE SKY TRAM' the duo landing in a vine before performing a move you'd only see in Tarzan. 'Whatever you do, don't let go'

'I'm going to let go' 'RABBBIIITTTT'

During the chase, Techno had called for backup. For some random reason, the elytrian wasn't anywhere to be seen when the chief had arrived. Techno almost reluctantly returning his badge before being interrupted.

'Uh, no' The chief looked to the fox, disbelief in simply being told 'no'

'What I said was no, he will not be giving you that badge. Look, you gave him a clown vest and a 2 wheel joke-mobile and 2 days to solve a case you guys haven't cracked in 2 weeks. Yea, of course, he needed help from a fox. None of you guys were going to help him.' the chief sputtering, unable to get a word in. 'Chief, here's the thing. You gave him 48hrs and technically we still have 10 left to find Mr. Marriott and that's what we're going to do. So if you'll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow and case to crack, good day.' Giving a two fingered salute, the duo walked onto the sky frame's open cart. 

[aminifanartist]

Photo dump, mostly dsmp

[the-wyzer]

Fundy OSMP design!

Finally making more progress on my OSMP redesign series! I know that nobody makes content on it anymore but the characters are so fun to make :P

[asymmetricallyanxious]

Been rewatching some origins streams, here’s some doodles!

[kaytrawrites]

Fork Store

Summary In which Sneeg sells tridents to Niki, Fundy tries to steal, and Scott is there

Notes Sneeg curses, because he is an adult and does that

Story

Sneeg hefted the trident up onto the hooks on the wall with one hand; the other and his feet clinging to the wall. The inchling grinned at his handiwork. It was the last of the fruits of his hunting the drowned that he had to put up.

While there were those in the community who didn’t really need this sort of tool, at least half of them would be happy to acquire one.

He grinned with barely concealed glee at the thought of the business he would do. He had the best, no. The only trident farm in the community, and Bee Inc had the only exp farm and they kept it for themselves. So, Sneeg was also able to pull double duty as a trident repair service using mending enchants he purchased from Tubbo and Ranboo’s villagers.

He seated himself on the edge of the counter, and looked out across the community. The scent of wet grass and the sound of rain on the leaves made him smile. The community was quieter than usual, even for a rainy day. Almost everyone had left for a while. There was some sort of expedition that needed doing, and Phil and Trixtin had dragged almost everyone along with them.

Sneeg had been voluntold to stay behind, because someone needed to do it. He wasn’t happy about it in the slightest, but a couple others also volunteered to stay behind as well. Well, Niki actually decided to act as the messenger between the expedition party and those who stayed, but Sneeg still counted her as staying behind.

Speaking of Niki, she pulled herself up onto the stone dock and waved happily at Sneeg, giving him a grin. The inchling raised a hand in greeting as Niki walked up. She tipped back a vial of potion and nodded happily. “Good afternoon, Sneeg!” She chirped, her long frilled tail swishing happily.

“Afternoon Niki.” Sneeg replied. “What’s the news?”

“Oh, Phil thinks we are getting close to finding the temple, but all sources point to it being submerged right now,” Niki shrugged. “He asked me to head back and see if I could track down a trident or two on my way back.”

Sneeg grinned. “Well, if you need a trident, I have them.” He indicated behind himself, to the tridents across the back wall. “And for such a lovely lady, I’ll discount it to…” He paused, considering how much to charge the Merling. “15 diamonds. Just for you.” He cocked his head, giving the Merling as charming a grin as he could manage.

Niki giggled and opened her inventory bag to look through what she had on her. She frowned and glanced up. “Do you have an ender chest, Sneeg? I need to check my supplies.”

Sneeg pointed to the obsidian box on the counter.

Niki nodded, and opened it and shuffled through the contents. She pulled out a small bag, then reached into her bag and withdrew a handful of diamonds. She set them on the counter, and dug through the bag from the ender chest. She poured out a few and counted them out. “45.” She stated. “One movement trident, and two for throwing.”

Sneeg nodded, and swept the diamonds into his inventory pouch. He hopped onto the back wall, and tossed the correct tridents onto the counter.

He leapt onto the counter and checked over the three tridents quickly. Sneeg nodded. “There you go Niki.”

A rustling behind him made him snap around, draw his bow and fire. The poisoned arrow dart stabbed into the fuzzy thief’s cheek, drawing a yelp from Fundy. Sneeg scowled, drawing a second arrow, pointing it at Fundy. “Paws off.” He growled.

Fundy slowly withdrew his paws from the trident on the wall. Sneeg released his hold on the arrow, shooting it at Fundy.

Fundy let out a yelp and scrambled out from behind the counter. “Sorry!” He whimpered.

Sneeg put his bow away and pointed at his eyes, then at Fundy. Fundy nodded quickly, ducking behind Niki, who was watching with a smirk.

The Merling smiled at Sneeg. “Thank you for the tridents, Sneeg.” She chirped, “I’ll head back to the expedition party now.”

Sneeg nodded, and glared at the slight shimmer that was Fundy who had froze as soon as he was out of Sneeg’s line of sight. Sneeg drew his bow and knocked another arrow. “Fundy.” Sneeg stated. “Scat.”

Fundy shimmered into view when he nodded rapidly, then turned tail and bolted out of the small shop.

Sneeg removed the arrow from the bowstring and walked over to the enderchest. He put his earnings away with a smirk. Yeah, he was already basically rich, since Bee Inc let him trade with their villagers and use their bamboo farm for trading, but it never hurts to earn more.

A faint boom echoed through the quiet community, and Sneeg glanced up at his HUD and chuckled at the notification of Scott’s demise. Again. Scott emerged from his house, dusting ash off his shirt. He waved at Sneeg, his grin wide.

“Hullo Sneeg!” Scott said. “How are you?” He asked, clasping his hands together.

Sneeg nodded. “I’m alright.” He pointedly eyed the Starborne. “You’ve seen better days.”

Scott sighed. “You’re right. I have.” He shook his head. “You know, I often wonder about others like me…” He said, leaning against the counter and gazing out across the drizzly community. “Other Starborne. Have they come here before? Will there be more some day?”

Sneeg frowned. “Who knows.” He sighed. “Us Inchlings usually love community and being together. I’m no exception, which is why I get real antsy when most of the community is gone.” He shook his head. “I love you guys, despise my birth place.”

Scott cocked his head. “Any particular reason, Sneeg?” He asked.

Sneeg chuckled, shaking his head. “I was decent with just about everything, but I’ve got anger issues. You’ve seen ‘em. I’m more willing to stab someone who’s out of line, rather than talk it out.” He leaned against the ender chest, drumming his fingers against the obsidian side. “My hometown hated that, and tried to talk it out. I decided not to put up with that bullshit and left.” He shrugged.

Scott nodded, and smiled. “And if you were any different, you probably wouldn’t be here today.”

Sneeg chuckled. “Always a silver lining.”

[wealthindamouf]

wibbys the kinda guy to. team up with the hybrid hunter who lived up the mountain and then have a breakdown over his choices. I'm going to start badmouthing him.

[witherroze]

If you thought the last one was all, you’d be mistaken

[antimony-medusa]

OSMP Denizens Make A Sandwich

WilburSoot: the cheapest bread he can find, off-brand nutella, bananna, butter, one and a half caffine pills crushed and powdered over the nutella. 

TommyInnit: used to eat only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off, but learned about cucumber sandwiches last month and he eats them cause he thinks it makes him look grown-up. 

Niki Nihachu: Beautiful wood-fired bagels with fresh cream cheese, smoked salmon, dill and cucumber, and just the right amount of capers. We will ignore the fact that this is probably underwater. 

Ranboo: He only knows how to make jelly sandwiches on wonderbread, both from the dollar store, but he puts a perfect square of gold leaf from the craft store on it and tells himself it’s fancy. This is not good for his overall health. 

Tubbo: Have you ever eaten one of those gas station egg salad sandwiches that are made with an inadvisable amount of mayo and iceberg lettuce that is basically frozen? It crunches? He’s got an ongoing project to lovingly recreate this. 

Philza: You know what a bacon sarnie is? Slices of bacon between toasted buttered bread. That. 

Jack Manifold: Fried egg with a molten yolk, hot sauce, avocado, a slice of potato roasted in olive oil, sourdough bread.

Jschlatt/Fragrance Man/Man: Just eats the ingredients for a BLT one by one, including the mayo off a spoon. Complains the whole time that he can’t smell anything. 

Charlie Slimecicile: A pita filled with tzatziki. Over-filled. It’s basically a bread-based bucket of tzatziki that he also dips shreds of lamb into. Ranboo is hypnotized by this entire performance. 

Sneegsnag: Classic club sandwich, including the oversized toothpicks with the little shreds of coloured plastic. He also eats the toothpicks, and finished it up with a nice mug of diner sugar with one coffee just to moisten it. 

Smajor: Fresh Mozzarella, ripe tomato, balsamic reduction, ciabatta bread, fresh basil. People eat it and just start crying. “People” includes Scott. 

Badlinu: Grilled Cheese. Somehow it’s always burnt. Still tastes good with tomato soup though. Has to eat it fast to keep it away from Beau and Tommy, who hate this meal, for reasons not understood to him. 

James Marriot: Whatever he can find in the fridge, between whatever he can find on the counter. Notable examples of this include the Lettuce-Filled Pita Wrap, the Mayo Mustard Sauerkraut Sandwich, and the Bran Muffin With A Slab Of Butter, Orange Zest, And Coconut Sugar On It. 

CaptainSparklez: Diner-standard BLT, toasted, brown bread, with mayo, coffee on the side, pie for dessert. 

Technoblade: It’s just shredded carrots in a wrap, probably with raisins, let’s be honest. Little bit of lemon juice to keep everything fresh. If you remark on it in any way he will hold eye contact with you as he eats it.

Fundy: Arugala, crushed walnuts, halved grapes, pickled beetroot, goat cheese, balsamic reduction, on fresh-baked bread. He has carefully crafted this so that NO ONE will steal it. It is regularly stolen.

Beau Beautie_: Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup, toffee bits, instant coffee, wonderbread (cut into triangles with the crusts cut off). Eaten with a beer. 

Shubble: Runs out of the house with a slice of buttered toast in her mouth like the first episode of a school anime.