synopsis: headcanons of what it's like being the seventh member of the cricket crew <3
tw: none!
you probably met everyone through aimsey. not sure why but this is how i see it going
they introduced you to all of her friends, and you quickly became part of their group
if you live far away, you guys spoke over discord a lot before you got to meet irl
if you live closer, you met irl very fast!!
either way, once you meet irl, the chaos truly begins...
you hang out with tommy a lot during vlogs and streams
you know that cute photo booth picture with aimsey and billzo hugging ranboo? yeah you're in there too, wedged right between bill and ran
speaking of photos, they all treat you as their personal photographer
but dw!! they take lots of pictures of you too!!
i swear half of ran's camera roll is just you, they're your personal hype man
you need an insta picture? that man is on it
your lock screen is a picture of you and aimsey
you have sleepovers with him a LOT
cooking stream with billzo. spoiler: it Doesn't go Well.
remember the vlog that freddie and bill did together? you're in it, too
you did the irl you laugh you lose with tommy, tubbo, ranboo and all of them
there's compilations on youtube of you being chaotic with them
going shopping with aimsey and freddie
you were definitely part of the halloween stream
if you stream, they're always either raiding you, donating to you, or they're in your chat hyping you up!!
doing drinking streams with bill if you're of age
you were deffo in the tommy and ranboo sleepover vlog
for your birthday they throw you a giant surprise party and it's so sweet omfg
they make you a cake (but they actually put effort into this one lmao), there's drinks and snacks and they all get you gifts (some of them are gag gifts and some of them have lots of meaning)
you probably stream it on your channel, and you all play games like just dance and twister
tubbo's cooking show was meant to be jack and phil vs. you and freddie but you got sick so freddie was stuck with bill
freddie hated you for that /nsrs
but bill was so much chaos and contributed almost zero so freddie was like "y/n if you're watching this i hate you" and you just giggled from your bed at home
tubbo gets you on the next episode though!
at some point, you definitely move in with them. either you move in with bill or you move in with ranboo and freddie, i can see it going either way
movie nights with everyone
y'all rotate who gets to pick the movie
throwing popcorn and snuggling up on the couch
overall just them being the best friends you could ever ask for <3
overall rating of Tommyinnit “how to be a billionaire” show: 8.5/10
better than I thought it was gonna be and brought up a good amount of niche stuff for og fans while making it easy for the parents of the audience to understand
my specific crowd was quite rowdy lmao and it’s pretty funny that all 3 of them acknowledged it so that was a fun thing
A tincy bit too many genital, poop and 2020 jokes for my liking, but none of them were really bits so it was fine lolz
(This one is a lil spoily so read on ur own accord) almost a main charter death in it which made me giggle quite a bit (I’m sorry I just can not take u seriously in this setting Tommyinnit)
the story line was a lil wonky but there’s only so much u can do with stuff pertaining his actual life so I can’t complain to much hahaha
many voice features and singing which I didn’t necessarily expect but it was quite fun
surprisingly barely any time spent on DSMP
lots of people in merch of all kinds in the audience (mostly Tommy, techno and Ranboo lolz) and many people complimented my 2021 limited edition red Tubbo hoodie (had to prove I was an OG LMFAO that was a joke it was the only merch I brought to college tehe)
cool merch for sale that I unfortunately could not afford nor get a hold of but I would highly encourage people to get them if u can
overall I think it was worth seeing even tho I only bought the tickets 3 hrs before the show cause I was scared of the price commitment and if I would even enjoy it so if ur on the fence about it as well, u should go it was very fulfilling of my 2020/2021 heart and self :))
also yes there is a happy ending and he took a selfie with the crowd at the finale bow :D
Hi please someone absolve me of my sins of not having kept up with freddie badlinu and tell me where I can find them saying they all kissed eachother QHAT???
freddie made an alcohol mukbang with tubbo a bit ago on his channel and during it tom showed up and they played never have i ever and one of the questions was something like "never have i ever kissed 2 men in one night" and fred and tom both said yes and tubbo said no and tom was like "tubbo you kissed me and fred remember" and he was like "oh yeah" and im pretty sure that wasnt a bit considering theres photo evidence of tubbo and freddie kissing
FREDDIE BADLINU ; he likes to spoil you and you feel bad
warnings ; swearing
genre ; fluff
pronouns used ; they/them
word count ; 720
an - sorry if this sucks, I was trying to calm myself down after a mental breakdown so oopsies
masterlist
Freddie rushes to your room as you're in the middle of a stream, playing JackBox with Tommy, Ranboo, Quackity, Wilbur, and BadBoyHalo. He throws something at you, and it hits the back of your head, and lands on the floor next to you.
"What the fuck?-" You question, quickly turning around as your friends laugh, having seen Freddie throw the pillow-like object at you over the Discord call.
Freddie politely smiles from the doorway, hands behind his back. You look down, seeing the object he threw at you next to your chair. You pick it up with a smile, and look back up at him.
"Why?" You ask with a little chuckle, turning around to show your friends and chat what he threw at you. A Minecraft glow squid plushie. It was the size of your head times two.
Freddie shrugs, "Cause I love you"
"EWWWW" Tommy shouts through your headphones, using a bass booster. You quickly throw the headphones off, shouting a "Shut up, Tommy!" through your mic.
You were waiting for the time for verse creation on Verse City to end, so thankfully your boyfriend came in at a good time. You notice the little plastic bits on the squid, and you look back to Freddie.
"Wait, does it glow in the dark?" You ask him. He returns a silent nod, smile still on his face as he pulls a beanbag chair up next to yours.
He sits down, waving to chat as the game begins. "Who are you up against?"
The versus teams show up on screen for a moment, showing that you were up against Quackity.
"Good luck to me" You giggle, "Quackity is the rap god." You slip your headphones back on, listening to Alex as he boasts about being a better rap god than Eminem.
Tommy speaks up with a laugh, "Careful, Quackity, they're meaner than you think"
"Tommy! Dude! Don't let him know my secret moves"
After a few hours, your streams end, and Freddie had left a while ago to make dinner. You walk into the kitchen, seeing a few plastic bags sitting on the counter. Freddie smiles when he sees you, and turns the stove down some, preparing to walk away from the food for a moment.
You heald the glow squid in your arms, already attached to it.
"You like your gift?" He asks, which you return a nod to.
"Well good, cause I have more where that came from" He awkwardly smiles, looking over at the bags. "Just open them, it's nothing bad, I swear!"
"Freddie-" Your smile falters a bit, "You don't have to spend money on gifts for me"
"Then good thing I took all the price tags off" He smiles warmly, lightly pushing you to the counter.
"Dude, I told you I feel bad when you buy me shit, especially stuff I don't need"
"Y/n, you need half of this stuff, you just refuse to spend your money out of fear" He rebuttals, crossing his arms. "Half of this you'd been eyeing in the store anyways"
You sigh, setting the squid on a barstool, trying to stall longer so you wouldn't have to open the bags.
"Y/n/n!"
"I'm going, I'm going! He needs somewhere to sit!"
Freddie leans against the counter, watching as you open the first of two bags.
In the first was a few Lego flower sets, and you quickly look at him. "Freddie."
He giggles, backing away a bit so you can't throw the plushie at him. You open the second, seeing a STEAM gift card, a t-shirt you wanted a couple weeks ago, a few CD's, and some snacks that you loved.
"Freddie" You frown, "I feel bad, you didn't have to buy this stuff for me"
Freddie wraps you in a hug, "I'm proving my love, darling"
"I know you love me, you don't have to prove it" You reply, hiding your face in the crook of his neck, "I don't need gifts from you"
"It's a... token of my appreciation then" He shrugs
"Nope"
"What do I have to do for you to accept it then?"
You shrug.
"You're making this difficult" He chuckles.
You shrug again, your lips curling into an unbeatable smile.
Tubbo, please, for the love of god stop signing legal documents without knowing what they're about. I guarantee double-checking will save you so much trouble in life.