I saw a post on the subreddit asking about the babygirlification of Alan Wake and why was this happening to this character in this genre and. Listen. We need to get weirder with this shit. We need catgirl Alan Wake. Big badonkas Alan Wake. Wooby Alan Wake. Tumblr Sexyman Alan Wake. Wooby catgirl Tumblr sexyman Alan Wake with big badonkas STAT
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since nobody asked for my opinion, i’m 100% gonna give it: ttpd is the most unhinged taylor swift album we’ve gotten in years, and i understand it’s not the lyrical masterpiece of folklore, some songs on evermore, red, or speak now, but it’s 100% giving depressed emo sad 2014 tumblr era girl that bought into her own misery and thought her little poems were tortured poetry. i have beef with that but mostly because the true emotional torture i experienced was terribly verbalized by me because i couldn’t bring myself to relive all my thoughts and their cringeiness and the crippling possibility that my life was not/did not have to be as painful as the people around me were making it or as i was making it.
but anyway as someone who also wrote/writes cringey stuff and never had the guts to publish it, i give her props for publishing. sometimes you gotta put out the shitty drafts to grow from it. kinda like the lifespan of a pen.
you start off strong, you keep going, pen keeps penning, until eventually the ink starts running out and your writing looks like shit, all letters imprinted into the paper with no modicum of what it was once, and then you throw out the pen and start again. taylor just missed the step where you throw out the pen and paper the moment you realize the pen is running out and the gradually inkless writing is ruining the rest of the work, so you throw out those last few pages, get a new pen, and start again.
and that’s okay. not everything i wrote/write is a masterpiece, and occasionally you need to air out the lack of masterpieces to progress. everyone’s like, “a truly great lyricist has consistency,” nah a truly great lyricist isn’t afraid of criticism, scrutiny, gets themselves a good proofreader that doesn’t drink the kool aid before they publish it, and then decides not to publish because they realize that not everything they write is great
so is she great? Yes and no. she’s got skills, she’s merged pop music with a good lyricism, but to me she wades an interesting balance of self awareness. when she gets it right, she’s on top of the world. when she gets it wrong, she gets it wrong. after all this debate, i wonder if the only criticism and scrutiny she can get is from the public, but also rails at how little it knows about her, mostly because of the clear brand her team has created. i’m still side eyeing the clear muse *cough* not joe alwyn *cough*
But also: the second half of the album all sounds the same to me, huge skip. However best believe i will be using down bad, fortnight, my boy only breaks his favorite toys, the tortured poets department, guilty as sin, but daddy i love him, florida, who’s afraid of little old me, i can do it with a broken heart, the alchemy, and clara bow to write all the fanfics i’ll never publish. merlin i’m looking at you
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new options to declare how taylor is either ruining your life/bank account/personality or is your entire personality!
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Um excuse me taylor IM LITERALLY A TORTURED POET. I WRITE POETRY, CRY AND WATCH DEAD POETS SOCIETY WHICH IS ALSO MY FAVOURITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME TAYLORRRR ARE YOU SPYING ON ME TAYLOR
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