#penumbrananigans

[coffeerow]

"time to ride the clearance train"

idk what happened but i'm sorry

[sableprince]

i cant believe red calls telling you to go through a spider cave "an eight-legged baptism of fire"

thanks

[coffeerow]

apparently judging by how i draw philip, my friend asked me "is he supposed to be like a failed mall santa or something"

philip lafresque: a sad attempt at being a mall santa

[coffeerow]

au where clarence possesses starephilip and gets really uncomfortable

so uncomfortable that clarence just casually leaves starephilip's mind

[coffeerow]

HURRG, AAAUUUUGH, HURRHASDFAFSIGASHUDFGHSFH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Philip LaFresque

[coffeerow]

good nicknames for requiem:

requirm

fucking garbage 

[coffeerow]

i can't stop typing penumbra as penumbar

[coffeerow]

ok now you can drag him around your dash w/o being angry at me

[coffeerow]

30yo physics teacher, handy w/ a pick-axe. i like math more than people. if you like math same way, lets not talk. dont call me. hate people. am leaving 4 greenland now

swoons

[coffeerow]

on the 12th day of christmas, greenland mines gave to me

12 creepy notes 11 deadly spiders 10 strange artifacts 9 glitchy dogs 8 sudden cave-ins 7 hallucinations 6 batteries  5 giant woooorms!   4 tuurngaits 3 dead friends 2 painkillers

And Schmup.exe!

[coffeerow]

remember when i drew serious things.png

[coffeerow]

reasons to play penumbra: 

red 

the satisfaction of punching* zombie dogs 

schmup.exe

the full clarence experience

amabel

that's it

or no. also philip's weirdly blunt and pessimistic thoughts 

[coffeerow]

i awnt that to be played at my funeral like fricking

hearing a sad "it is only through pain that we know we are alive... but this time my friend, the pain must end..."

AND THEN WARREL STARTS PLAYING

[coffeerow]

i drew a 20 second starephilip in celebration for finally finishing requiem and never having to play it again ( a good thing) 

[coffeerow]

a friend just asked me if philip's name is "penumbra lafresque" 

[coffeerow]

baron-alexander replied to your post: baron-alexander replied to your post: apparently...

fRICKNUGGIGIENTNT

AU where red is a child and philip is the mall santa 

philip asks red what he wants for christmas

red asks for a red cardigan