#period anon

[twopoppies]

On the not having a period thing - is true, got on the arm implant (LOVE IT) years ago and didn't have a period for about 3 years. However, just like the anon saying your hormones change and you may need to raise/lower your dosage over time, I've been told that your body adjusts to some to degree, so my period came back (just more unpredictable than ever). To get rid of it again, I'd have to remove this implant and try a different method for a while, but I love the implant so much that I'm dealing with it for now.

Welcome to the hell of birth control for your daughter, I got on it around 15 too because mine periods were also terrible. She's not alone!

Yeah, she absolutely hates it. Thank you for those tips. 💕

[godnectar]

how would your yans react to a darling who has painful periods?? (i’m trying to cope rn)

kinda quick and simple,, but perfect timing bc 'm agonizing rn– also need y'all to keep sending lil' asks like this bc I gotta write something 🥹🫶 sending u big mwah

the type who actually has some knowledge on periods and understands how bad it can arrive to be, doing his best to be there and make his darling feel better most of the time, whether by giving you small massages, making sure you're warm and comfy, always having little snacks and the period painkillers of your preference, and knowing when to give you space and when to embrace his beloved in the sweetest way.

yandere professor, sugar daddy, husband, assistant, househusband, scientist + upcoming bodyguard, doctor, nurse, soldier, and dilf!

the type who doesn't really know much about how it functions and probably how bad cramps can even be, but still tries to help in the loveliest way possible. he might not understand the difference between day and night pads, but he certainly knows that there are possibilities of bonbons and kisses helping you feel more relaxed and cherished.

yandere pup, florist, crush, himbo + upcoming nerd, shy boy, best friend, model, spirit!

the type who you could say knows the basics... and probably a bit too much, as when it comes to relieving the pain and relax, it usually goes for the not so wholesome methods, hands rubbing up and down your sore thighs, and arms wrapped around your tummy to keep it warm while he presses from behind, hot kisses being left on the skin of your neck to try and see if he can get his angel in the mood and take really nice care of you.

yandere bully, jock, cheater, nsfw writer, vampire, neighbor, pervert, slasher + upcoming ex-boyfriend, pirate, werewolf, biker, pharaoh, tutor, boss!

© godnectar 2023. please do not modify, translate, or repost my works on any platform without my permission.

[spearxwind]

Hey u like fish. Wtf is up with tripod fish. Why are they like that.

He is literally just chillin leave him alone

[chocodile]

N...Neopets AU Hyden......bro would be the first cybunny to end up in the Gallery of Evil

Gallery of Evil - Lord Hyden

Lord Hyden was advisor and high court wizard to Lord Darigan, serving under him alongside Lord Kass during the events of Champions of Meridell. Scheming, duplicitous, and power-hungry, the Cybunny advisor had his own motives, playing the two against each other and eventually assisting Kass during his hostile takeover of Darigan Citadel. However, when Kass fell and the citadel was reclaimed, Lord Hyden was nowhere to be found.

Some say he was defeated during the battle. Others say Lord Darigan sentenced him to jail for his crimes during the war and that he is currently being held in a high-security prison cell deep within the citadel. Still others claim he fled after his betrayal was discovered and is currently living in disguise, hiding somewhere in Neopia.

Some years after his disappearance, rumors began to circulate of a powerful Kyrii wizard taking up residence in an old castle in the Haunted Woods. It is said that he offers travelers dark spells in return for signing dubious magical contracts. Could there be any relation...?

Additional period-appropriate art of this totally real Neopets character. First is him during his Darigan years with his evil bride Milana... er, "mate", sorry child-friendly censors! Second is him post Mutant Kyrii-fication, lording over his "neutral gray with transparent black shading" evil castle in the Haunted Woods.

[wolfythewitch]

Do you ever have that feeling where, despite your distance with your religion, there's still moments where sparks of what you were bought up with, return?

I'm from a religious family, but I'm not in touch with my own religion. Yet there's me calling in the name of the Lord before and after I eat. It's like this lingering piece that I never turn to look at but somehow slips into my ordinary life.

I don't really know you that much, or your religious status. But seeing your religious talks made me want to bring this up.

I don't even know if I make sense here- just- ignore this if you want to, I don't know.

Hmmm I think so. My whole thing with it is really complicated haha. I still go to church every Sunday, though I prefer doing volunteer work with the kids over listening to the sermon. I pray before I eat out of habit. I find myself quoting the bible more often than I open to read it (though this is changing because of all the times I look for references lol). There's a resentment that I get whenever it's brought up, especially around my family. I find myself immediately on guard the minute it becomes subject of conversation. Sometimes at night I'll pace around and just talk. I don't know if I'm talking to myself or to god or whoever but. I'll talk. I think I still believe in him. I definitely believe that there's something out there. I don't think the question is of belief as much as it is of care. Do I care enough to try?

I'll say this though. Whatever I'm doing right now has gotten me to think more about bible and religion than I have in the past few years. So. That's fun! Who knew trying to explore something your own way instead of the way forced onto you by your environment gives your room to feel everything out without any preexisting pressure?

[yougavemeyourheartyouknow]

Baby Daddy AU

Ok I love the image of Miguel being the softest dad ever to Gabi’s baby sibling once they’re born. After years of yearning for Y/N, he finally got to marry her and be parents together 🥹

He’s just too in love with her

😭he’s over the fucking moon now that he has his little family together again with a new addition.

He can’t tell if the second round of new born is easier because of the experience from Gabri or if it’s all just a big thing of déjà vu cuz it’s been so long since he’s had to change a diaper or trying to get the baby to sleep through the night.

At times, it feels soooo overwhelming. The stress of a new baby, rebuilding your old relationship, plus making sure you still Gabi attention and Miguel having to work a bit longer hours because he insisted that you quit your job and stay home till your fully recovered from pregnancy (and whenever you were mentally ready to start working again) , it can all pile on top of each other and he can’t help but think back about how the stress had strained the relationship the first time around.

But he’s determined to do things differently this time around, he had almost lost you forever to another man and he refuses to ever let you walk away from him again. You’re more then just his baby mommy now. You were his wife.

His wife.

He could say those words over and over and he’ll never get tired of it.

And when he thinks your asleep when it’s his turn to get the baby, you can’t help but sneak a peek of him holding your baby like it’s the most important thing in the world, so small in his large hands, the way his tired eyes and smile lived down so lovingly. It made your heart jump to your throat.

“I can’t believe how lucky I am.” You’d think as you looked over at him, before shutting your eyes so he didn’t see you awake. Knowing he wanted you to get as much sleep until the next time the baby woke.

“I can’t believe how lucky I am.” He’d think as he rocked his child in his arms, looking over at the angel in his bed he was able to call his wife. Mumbling spanish lullabies till his baby was lulled to sleep.

(My harmonies are all over the place I’m crying as I typed this idk why I keep getting carried away with these)

(Also idk if the baby is gonna be a boy or girl)

[merakiui]

*tosses you a coconut*

In exchange I'd like to hear some Malleus thoughts. Both sfw and nsfw. The brainrot about him is very much real.

Have a wonderful day Mera >:3

- 🥥 anon~

:O 🥥 anon, how did you know coconuts are my favorite!!!!!! Thank you for your lovely gift. I will gladly share Malleus thoughts.

sfw.

✧ you and Malleus ride the bus into town, catch the trolley, and go to your favorite ice cream shop. <3 trying each other's ice cream. In your eyes, it's just an innocent gesture between friends, but to Malleus it means so much more. You offered him a taste of your ice cream......... 👁 👁 he will be thinking about this for the rest of the day.

✧ maybe you buy plushies for Malleus whenever you find one that reminds you of him. All of these plushies sit on his bed and he loves them dearly because they were gifts from you. Sometimes he plays the violin to all of them and imagines you're sitting amongst his plushie audience. One day he'll play for you hehe.

✧ going on night walks with Mal!!!! Gazing at the stars, chatting about anything and everything...... he looks at you with so much fondness in his eyes as you tell him about your day. >w<

✧ ice cream mukbang with Malleus!!!!!

✧ you and Malleus have agreed to be each other's special someone during holidays so that neither of you will ever feel lonely on those days. In classic romantic comedy fashion, you find yourselves falling in love.

✧ Malleus who has flowers planted at the castle in your honor. You don't know this until he brings you to visit and points them out hehehe.

✧ a concept where you're royalty and Malleus is the gargoyle who watches over from his perch above and occasionally takes on a human form to meet you at your balcony!!!!!

nsfw.

✧ omegaverse fwb,,, Malleus helping you through your heats like the sweet alpha he is. orz by this point, you're almost always smelling like him and no one approaches you with romantic intentions because they automatically assume you're Malleus's omega. Not that you'd ever want another person. Malleus is great in and out of bed.

✧ awkward virgin Malleus who is trying so hard to be gentle and patient and not rut into you with reckless abandon even though you're clenching around his cock so tightly. >_< and you're making such sweet sounds for him, grabbing at his shoulders and holding on.

✧ the classic: riding Malleus and using his horns as handlebars!!!!

✧ Malleus eating you out during your period.........

✧ being the virgin sacrifice for Malleus....... maybe your whole existence is just to let him breed you full, but then perhaps he loves you more than that. Instead of treating you like a sacrifice, he wifes you up instead. <3 that way he can still breed you and keep you with him forever!!!

[q1ngqve]

pughiuhkhhhiuxh the hormones have finally caught up with me and i need to share my brainrot-

imagining working in one of those clubs with people wearing bunny suits. your role is a simple waitress, delivering the patrons their drinks and snacks, maybe flirting with them to get some extra tips. one day, as you deliver a tray of drinks, you lock eyes with Gallagher. you blush, but give him your best smile, blowing the man a kiss before quickly scurrying away. however, throughout the night you quickly realize you've been delivering orders to the same table where Gallagher was seated at. and each time, he'd bring you a little closer. it started with a small tug, hand on your hip as you made conversation- before you've realized it, you're sat in his lap, feeding him chips and nuzzling into his chest. you've never gotten this much attention from a patron before, and though the girls have told you to be super careful about customers, you feel safe around Gallagher.

with Gallagher, he really didn't want to be here at first. when his pals dragged him to the club, he was fully expecting to just get hammered and eat a lot of greasy food... until you showed up, placing down a cocktail one of his friends had ordered. he was fully awake this time, and when you gave him such a sweet smile, well he'd be damned if he just let you go. so he orders a few more drinks, specifically asking for you. he stops to make small talk, and he notices how shy you seem to be. was this your first time in a one-on-one conversation with a patron? he can't help but get a bit riled up at the thought. soon, he had you sitting in his lap, feeding him chips and wiping off any remains of alcohol from his face. aeons, he finally saw the appeal of his club.

one by one, his buddies leave, and now it's just the two of you. "finally..." Gallagher grabs your chin, staring into your eyes. "i thought they'd never leave. now, i have you all to myself, little bunny..." his lips crash into yours, giving you a taste of all the drinks you've served him in the past hour. you close your eyes as Gallagher runs his hands all over you, cupping and squeezing certain parts. you feel lightheaded- was it from the alcohol or the attention? either way, Gallagher claps handcuffs on your wrists and holds you in his arms. "i'm bringing you home with me- how much would it cost?" you meekly tell him that since you're just a waitress, you aren't worth much. he grins. "that just means i'll be having you all to myself, then."

you spend your work night in gallagher's hands, your uniform and shoes on the floor as Gallagher takes, and takes. his mouth never leaves you as his hips roughly thrust against yours, filling his bedroom with the most obscene sounds. oh aeons, you didn't think the night would escalate to such a degree... yet here you are, tearfully riding Gallagher cock, moaning out his name in broken syllables as you feel his cum dripping out from your hole. later on, when the two of you have cleaned up, gallagher insists you spend the night as there was no way he was going to make you go out while wearing that bunny uniform. Gallagher traps you in his arms, and you fall asleep...

(later on, Gallagher would become such a frequent customer that there would be a private booth just for the two of you to fool around in- how thoughtful!)

-🍄

PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES

[andy-clutterbuck]

Andrew Lincoln as Christopher Lovell These Foolish Things (2006)

[yakny]

COME ON BABY, DON'T FEAR THE REAPER

[twopoppies]

sorry to keep beating this subject to death (i suspect you may be getting tired of being a PSA blog!) but while we're talking about hormonal birth control, it's so important for folks on it to know that most antibiotics will make it ineffective! if you take any sort of antibiotics for an infection or illness, you need to use a back-up bc method until after your next period/your next pack of pills. (basically, you're potentially fertile for the rest of that cycle.) for some gd reason, doctors routinely fail to mention this when prescribing antibiotics, so everyone should be aware! (ty, gina, you're a gift!)

LOL! It’s okay. This is all really good info for people. ❤️

[hanasnx]

How do you think hayden would react to period sex? Your cramps are the worst they’ve been all cycle and you’re sensitive all over, pain meds aren’t helping and neither is a heating pad. You read somewhere online that sex can help. Orgasms, can help. Touching yourself isn’t cutting it, So you gently figure out a way to bring up the idea of him fucking you through the pain.

MINORS DNI 18+

truthfully, i think he went though that phase that boys go through where they think a period is unsafe and/or unsanitary. and then becoming a man who'd had plenty of actual relationships with real women taught him how to be normal about it. you may not be the first one to request period sex, but he wouldn't be the one to suggest it first. instead, he'd start out with the normal stuff. ibuprofen/motrin, ice pack, heating pad. he'd be especially tight-lipped and agreeable during your moodiness because that's the path of least resistance and he knows there's nothing personal about it.

he'd avoid babying you, unless you taught him otherwise. he regularly checks in with you, asks about how much water you've had, and if you need some food that he'll make for you.

but when you tell him about how orgasms can help, he's not skeptical because he doesn't believe you but because he doesn't want you to feel taken advantage of. he's not a stranger to period sex, but it's not something he seeks out, and this is the first he's heard that it helps.

so he's behind you, smoothing a big hand over your ass while you're folded over pillows. your poor pussy looks pitiful, spattered in blood and shed uterine lining. the flat of three of his fingers stroke gently against your cunt, and you suck in a breath as he distributes the moisture around. brows furrowed, focusing on your tense hole. "you're a little tight—"

"it's because of the cramps!" you insist over your shoulder in a defeated whine.

"i know, sugar, i know. let me work you open." taking his time in rolling those fingers across your clit, getting it used to being touched. in his mind, he still believes himself as an intrusive force in this situation. not to be condescending, or haughty, but he does his best to respect a menstrual cycle because he wouldn't understand having one himself. it's a sacred thing in his eyes, and introducing the touch of another, especially a man, even if it's your lover, makes him believe he's tainting an otherwise pure experience. but you asked for his help, and you're in control here, so he does what he can to help you. "are you sure you don't just want my fingers?"

"no, baby. i need you, please, it won't work if it's not you. my fingers didn't work, and yours'll feel different, but i just need dick right now." he winces at your crude words, but he understands your impatience to feel better. when you're loose enough, he introduces his tip, fisting the shaft and pushing his hips forward to feed it to your hole, swiping it through your slit. a groan leaves your lips, anticipating the stretch. so he advances, his head pushing through, and he watches your little toes curl from the delicious sting.

there's an ache that has yet to be satisfied, and your hands reach behind you to palm his hipbones, drawing him closer. he inclines towards you, sinking inch by inch into you, and the sensation of being filled helps you. that pain in your abdomen is dulled by his cock massaging your insides.

[peachdues]

I’m horny so I’m making it everyone’s problem BUT

sincerely thinking about Werewolf!Sanemi’s first time experiencing Netherwood!Reader’s ovulation week and losing his damn mind

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I FKN LOVE LAUGHING STOCK‼️ THEY MAKE ME GENUINELY HAPPY AND READING THE TAGS MAKES ME A GIGGLY BITCH CUZ THESE IDIOTS ARE SO FLUFFY AND KINGS OF THE MEGA GAY LORDS 😭

YAYAYAYAYAYAY YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! FLUFFY MEGA GAY KINGS!!! have a warm-up scribble of them co-selling beans <3

[reorientation]

Hello ^^ I've been lurking here a while and I never wanted to actively engage in detrans but a few days ago the perfect opportunity presented itself and I just couldn't say no. A few days ago I decided to drive by myself to a city 6 hours away to visit a friend. There were rest stops all along the highway and eventually I had to stop at one. There was only one stall in the washroom and the door was broken but I thought it would be fine since it was late and I was the only one there. Just as I was finishing up, a man walked in and continued all the way to the end of the room until he was right infront of the stall looking down at me and my exposed cunt. I was scared frozen because he didn't say anything at first, just kept staring at me and my cunt. When he started moving it wasn't to move out of my way, it was to get a hand on his cock over his pants and start rubbing. I decided to see how far it would go so I let him watch me play with my pussy until I was dripping. He fucked me bare inside the stall and came so deep inside my cunt. I left the rest stop shaking and dripping cum into my underwear. I never told anyone until now and I'm still a little ashamed for letting a stranger do that to me. I'm worried about getting knocked up because I'm not on birth control but I also want to see what will happen if I just leave it alone. I just can't believe I went from disliking detrans content to slowly sabotaging myself like this >< I hope you enjoy this <3

Oh, I enjoyed this very much, Anon. There's not much sweeter to me than that slow slip from being upset that people are turning your identity into a kink to being impregnated by a strange man in a bathroom stall.

There's something so... quintessential about it happening like this. You didn't even mean to do it. It's just that the stall door was broken, and you have a cunt. A man saw you for what you are, and you were frightened, and you left with a womb full of cum.

It's just so easy. You didn't have to do anything but let him touch you. You don't have to do anything except wait and find out whether your belly is going to swell.

You never wanted to do it, but you didn't have to do anything. You could just let it happen, and let a real man shape your future.

[canisalbus]

It's unexpectedly cold in coastal Canada right now (it's raining and snowing very hard and fast, and before the sun set it was also very sunny) and the floors are cold, so I find myself concerned for your warmth. Are you doing alright?

Aw, that's very sweet of you to ask, I'm fine! Here in Northern Finland it's slowly getting warmer, the temperatures seem to stay at around 0°C during the day so the snow has started to melt. Then it gets a little colder at night and those wet slushy roads freeze, and when it warms up again the next day there's a layer of water on top of the melting ice and as you can imagine it gets extremely slippery. I cycle everywhere throughout the year and even with winter tires it's kind of precarious. Other than that I'm enjoying the increasing amount of natural light and the birds have started to sing again.