#pero tovar headcanon

[absurdthirst]

Idk if you’ve done this before (you can ignore this if you have) but how would each of the Pedro guys react if you told them you were pregnant?

**So I have done the pregnancy HC before, but that was when there were few boys, so lets add on to it.....

When They Find Out You’re Pregnant:

Javier: Shocked. No clue why because it wasn’t like either one of you were exactly practicing safe sex. Condoms were hardly ever used and you weren’t on birth control. He’s going to internally panic for a bit, disappearing into his work. He won’t disappear on you, he will drag into the apartment after you are asleep and get up before you do. Eventually coming to terms with the fact that he needs to be a better man and he comes home to tell you that he is all in.

Ezra: Worried. The life of a prospector and a floater is not the kind of life he wants for his child. He won’t articulate those worries, instead sleeping less and thinking long into the night while he has his hand on your womb. When he starts to form a plan for a life you can have that doesn’t include the danger of your current lives, he will wake you up, regardless of the hour to start excitedly laying out the plan.

Mando: Stoic. You can’t tell from the impassive view of his visor what he is thinking. Until the Crest goes dark and suddenly you hear his helmet thunk on the grated floor. Passionate lips overwhelm yours as he tries to show you what he is feeling. After he kisses you breathlessly, he will finally speak. “We will raise warriors cyar’ika. Marry me.”

Catfish: He is shocked and excited. He already has a child that he loves beyond comprehension. Never thinking he would have another kid after the divorce, so when you tell him that you are pregnant, he’s just in awe. Scoops you up into his arms and kisses you.

Tovar: A satisfied glint is in that grumpy Spaniards eyes. He was expecting it, never having bothered to pull away when he finally cums. “Good hermosa.” He tugs you into his arms and his large, war calloused hand cups your stomach possessively. “Maybe those bastards will stop sniffing around your skirts when they think I am not looking.”

Whiskey: Panicked. Nothing to do with you. But the damned fear of losing a second family terrifies him like nothing Statesman could ever throw at him. He’s going to need a bit. He’s really quiet and leaves for a mission. Until he realizes how it looks to you. That you might think that he doesn’t want you or that baby. Then you can expect his broken explanation as he begs you for forgiveness and to give an old fool another change at happiness. With you and the baby.

Max Phillips: ????????????? Lucy, you got some ‘splaining to do!(although once he finds out it is his….this frat boy vamp will be nervous as fuck. Will it be like him? Will it be like you? Will it be like some kind of mixed best of both worlds? And GOD FORBID you have a little girl. He will be beside himself. You have to tell him not to eat the little boy in her class that kissed her on the playground.)

Marcus Pike: Crying. Tears of fucking joy after making sure that this is what you want. He will be on cloud nine. You are carrying his baby and he just doesn’t know if he could possibly love you more than right now. There were times that he didn’t know if it was going to happen for him, love and a family. And you’ve just given him the world. 100% alllllll in.

Oberyn: Celebrates with you in the most obvious way. By taking you to bed of course. After exhausting you with pleasure, he will stroke your stomach and tell you how much he will love watching you expand with his child. Does admit that he would prefer that you refrain from your more…..risqué endeavors while you are carrying, for the health of the babe. Rest assured your prince with treat you like a queen.

Dave York: Proud. Extremely proud. He might not be what some would consider a good man, but he loves his children. He’s good with them. When Alice and Molly were little, he would change diapers and get up at 2am feedings with no complaint. Now he has a chance to do this again and he’s thrilled. You can tell from the way that he starts planning. He’s a planner, so immediately he starts getting things ready for the baby. As soon as he is done spreading you out and gently making you cum. 

Max Lord: Overwhelmed....He already cannot give Alistair the life he wants for his young son. Cannot give him everything that his heart desires and it tears him up. His eyes are wide, almost devastated and he feels the extra weight of another’s happiness heaping down on his shoulders. He gives you a small smile and immediately puts on the charm that he uses to convince people to invest in his company and tells you that it is wonderful. Kissing you soundly and convincing you that it is the best news, even if he is falling apart on the inside. 

Marcus Moreno: Slightly shocked. He’s thought his days of being a father to a baby were long over. His eyes are wide behind his glasses and he’s speechless for just a moment before joy takes over. Lunging forward and kissing you quickly, reassuring you that he is happy about the news. Wanting to know how you feel about it and how you feel. Missy is going to be surprised, but also happy. She’s always wanted a sibling and now she gets one. 

Zach Wellison: Panicked. Like glazed eyes, heavy breathing panicked. He’s still not completely adapted to the idea that he’s not longer on the streets and he has a job that supports him. That he has a home to sleep under a roof every day. All the things that support that a baby would need immediately flashes through his mind. Only you wrapping your arms around him will bring him back to reality and he immediately hugs you close, promise you that he will take care of you and the little bean. 

Javi G: Ecstatic. Overjoyed and tears spring up to his eyes. He is blubbering like a baby and he isn't ashamed of it. He loves the idea of you carrying his baby, basically blubbering about how much he loves you and how much he already loves his baby. He will be nothing like his father, your baby will know how much they are loved. His hands are all over your stomach, caressing the area where his child is safely nestled. 

Dieter Bravo: He’s high as a fucking kite when you tell him, but then again, when isn’t he? He frowns at you in confusion and looks down at your stomach for a second before looking at your face again. “How?” He asks stupidly, as if constantly asking you to have sex with him wouldn’t result in a pregnancy. 

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[ironmandeficiency]

pedro boys as high school teachers (modern au)

boys included: javi p, pero, jack, frankie, din, javi g, dieter, oberyn, marcus p, marcus m

word count: 1161

summary: there are just my thoughts on what high school subjects some of the pedro boys would teach, modern au

a/n: decided to reread the agm universe by @forever-rogue & it gave me an idea so here we are. i’m sorry if the formatting is jank, i’ve been posting from mobile for like two months now. also i know the ms. frizzle gif isn’t quite relevant enough but you can fight me

javier peña — javi is peak history teacher material. his students are juniors & seniors because he doesn’t have the patience for lower class bullshit. his philosophy is that students take his class seriously or not at all. took up coaching girls basketball one year because the last coach quit on short notice & admin begged him to take the spot; the year he coached was the first time in 30 years that their team went to state. became best friends with pero through their respective subjects & will have drinks together on weekends. doesn’t give grades that end with nines & will bump them up a point (69 to 70, 89 to 90, etc.) to not be a dick.

pero — geography. scares students stiff but does have a soft spot for those who put effort into his class. offers bonus points on tests for those who go to the local ren fair, and students are surprised to see their teacher wearing full garb & fighting in duels. his classroom is across from javi p’s & they watch each other’s classes when needed. they have the same lunch & conference, so when there’s nothing to do they like to talk shit about anything and everything. they gossip like old women & playfully bicker like old men. pero is often called “the gordon ramsay of teachers” & framed a photoshopped picture of their faces on the other’s body sent to him by a student.

jack daniels — football coach & ffa. he has and will continue to drive things to work that aren’t regular vehicles (tractors, horses, golf carts, even a donkey once). freshmen are surprised to see that he actually does own a highway legal means of transportation. all the ffa animals are kept in a separate barn on his ranch not even three miles from the school & will let students ride in the bed of his truck or on his trailer on the way there & back for class (parents do sign permission slips for it). lets students control the aux cord on these trips as long as it doesn’t have curse words, but the way to his heart is if someone plays reba. hosts the yearly chili cookoff to support the ffa, and it’s always a hit. he buys a stetson for each class that the students sign at the end of the school year & hangs them all up around the ffa barn.

frankie morales — softball coach that also teaches algebra 1 & 2. he has such a math brain & is super lenient when it comes to the students that have a harder time grasping the subject. very passionate about coaching & does not tolerate any bullying within the team, on the field or off it. wants to set a coaching standard for when his daughter starts playing; he wants her to know how a coach should treat their team early on. she comes to after school practices & all the girls love her to bits. frankie lets her in the dugout during games to motivate them. offers snacks for kids who come to tutorials because he knows they are hungry by the end of the day no matter when they had lunch, and that full bellies equal full attention.

din djarin — chemistry & physics. is very intimidating until it’s a couple months into the year & his students are finally comfortable asking him personal questions. they accidentally see a picture of him and his son on his computer’s desktop one day & just like that, he’s no longer piss-your-pants intimidating. he can be stern when he needs to be, but overall would rather not. he makes these two difficult subjects much easier to learn & will have so many cool lab demonstrations (some are mythbusters level) that occasionally border on dangerous. gets along with coworkers by not getting involved in drama & doing his job, doesn't have time for the bs.

javier gutierrez — this man definitely has a flair for the dramatic & would be an amazing theater director, albeit a bit dreamy. would recruit the art teacher from across the hall that he knew had acting experience to help in one production & suddenly, they’re co-directors. students favored him highly whether they took theater or not; something about him just oozed kindness & compassion, and the kids trusted him. insists the students either call him mr. g or javi, he feels that the standard honorifics are too stifling. him & dieter will buy their students fast food after days spent making set pieces & rehearsals in the auditorium. the queer kids feel hella safe with him & actually have a kinda-joke ship going with him and dieter that neither men are upset over.

dieter bravo — art teacher turned surprise theater co-director. always shows up looking like a hot mess because that’s just who he is. very lax and chill with students but will be the first to call out bullshit if it walks thru his door. drinks several coffees a day & despite the vast number of almost-pajamas he wears, some doubt whether he even sleeps at all. is the one who reigns in his counterpart when things go awry. recruits his best students to help make set pieces for theater & bribes them with free food bc he knows the way to win kids over. plays it off when students talk about the (b)romance between him & javi g but is actually pretty flattered.

oberyn martell — this is the english teacher that the lgbt+ kids flock to immediately. between him & javi g, they have an even split of the school’s queer kids idolizing them. also coaches the cross country team where usually two (or more) of his daughters participate yearly. is able to separate coaching from his fatherly duties so he doesn’t turn into a coachzilla (he’s heard about the dads who go batshit when coaching their kids in sports & loathes them). will team w javi on assignments with historical emphasis (mostly essays and book reports) & will allow students to write one essay that covers both assignments to keep from overworking the kids. is considered a jack of all trades when it comes to different subjects, and is highly recommended when another subject has a sub & cannot teach the lesson properly.

marcus pike — is the most patient & not-confrontational teacher ever. he’s the one that doesn’t get angry, he just gets disappointed & that’s actually much worse. started the school’s photography club as a volunteer & was eventually able to get the funding to make it a class, so they hired him to teach it. his students find out he plays bass in a cover band & they flip their shit abt wanting to see him perform. during the nature photography lessons, he brings his dog to work to be the model. jack gets wind of it & encourages him to use the ffa animals too, and uses the student-taken photos on the school website.

marcus moreno — not a teacher but is head of the pta. he chaperones field trips & school dances, and fights the school board to get better resources for the whole district. (i just love him okay?)

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Pascal characters' fave sex positions

It's probably been done before, but let's have fun. Doing (heh) the ones I've written.

Frankie. My boy wants eye contact. Would be into tantric sex, if he only knew what it was. Favourite position is lotus. You on top, but both of you doing the work. Slow and intimate, both hands free to roam and caress. Kissing, or foreheads together as you rock gently in rhythm. Plenty of opportunity to go harder, if need be. You gorgeous tits near his face. He's in heaven.

Javi P. From behind. Duh. He wants it hard and fast. Even when it's serious, and he's opened up to you, is devoted to you, and has started to heal from all the shit that happened in Colombia, he needs to lose himself in the grip of your cunt, the sweat running down his body, your wails of pleasure, the way your pretty ass bounces with each thrust. The messed up lad has some issues but knows what he likes, ok?

Ezra. Anything goes as long as your legs are on his shoulders and you're holding on to something for dear life.

Dieter. Amazon. Hoo boy does this babygirl love to be fucked by you in that position! Legs akimbo in the air, you bouncing on his dick like he's nothing but a sex toy to you. That's the good shit. He's gonna marry the fuck outta you.

Mando. One day he wants to be able to remove his helmet and have really intimate missionary sex with you, but he's not there yet, poor guy. Until then, the touch-starved little critter has to make do with the next best thing: your soft, round ass. God, it drives him wild to see that ass bounce. His favourite, therefore, is you reverse riding him. He mourns the fact that he can't gaze into your eyes and bask in the pleasure that he sees in them, but he is a patient man. He'll get there, eventually. For now, he enjoys the fuck out of your slow ride or energetic bouncing, your beautiful butt there for him to grab. Tin can man needs softness in his life, okay?

Marcus M. This is a man who will lie next to you and kiss and caress you for three hours straight before he slides into you and fucks you slowly on your side. It's not the most practical position but he wants both of you to be comfortably reclined, and in full body contact. At some point you're just sharing limbs and there is no telling where you end and he begins. It's really nice.

Joel. This middle-aged, broken piece of sweet, competent garbage fucks hard and fast because death lurks around every corner and this time could be his last. He'll dig so deep into you in missionary that you're sure he'll reemerge with gold or something. You always walk funny after. His knees always hurt. It's worth it.

Pero. He will have his dick sucked, thank you. The women he gets involved with are unsanitary and he doesn't need a new itch down there. Learn that the hard way. (Feral lil shit never stops to think about how often he washes his dick, though.) He will fuck a pair of nice big titties, too. No woman ever got knocked up from having her face painted white, if you catch my drift.

Dave. To suburban murder daddy it's not so much the position as it is the location. He loves danger, and lives for any kind of risky fornication he can think of: Walmart's parking lot, in the backseat with tinted windows, restaurant bathroom, his home office during a phone conference, the cinema, Thanksgiving dinner at his parents' house... you get it. He is the fingering king who can get you off with the crook of one of his fingers faster than any vibrator, before he presses you up against the wall or bends you over to fuck you fast and hard, before people start to wonder what's going on.

Oberyn. Hanging upside down in a trapeze or some shit. King is an athlete. Don't let the constant eating and lazy cat-in-a-sunny-spot manners fool you. He's just fuelling up.

[writeforfandoms]

You know who I'm going to ask about!

I need BtBW Pero headcanons! How about on the subject of movies... you can pick any, but um, may I suggest the Lord of the Rings 💚

Oh modern not modern Pero. My very favorite grumpy menace. Okay! Let's talk movie headcanons!

He loves horror movies. Thinks they're hysterical. Loves pointing out how blood doesn't really spurt like that, or how easy that blow would have been to evade

He does get a big wigged by the supernatural horror movies, but, well, can you blame him?

Alien movies are out of the question. The first time you tried watching one he nearly put a knife through the TV. There was a lot of shouting

Medical shows bore him

Sitcoms usually just confuse him. A lot of the jokes he doesn't get

But you hit absolute gold when you sit him down for an LotR marathon

"Why?" He'd grumbled even as he settled on the couch

"It's tradition," you said, shoving popcorn at him to appease him for the time being

He starts out mocking the first movie, questioning people's choices (and also what the hell are hobbits?!)

But by the time the Fellowship is climbing Caradhras he is hooked

He does not cry when Boromir dies. But he gets very quiet

He admits that Aragorn reminds him a little of William, if William had had the chance to be a good man. Charismatic, pulling people in. "Is how he survived me," he admits in your ear. "Why I did not kill him."

He doesn't even mock the Battle of Helm's Deep (at least not this first time)

He's fascinated by the Ring, and you have to pause the movie at least twice to expand on things for him

He does scoff at the idea of real goodness, as in Frodo and Sam, but he also breathes out in relief when they get rescued

Still argues that he does not believe in good men

The ending leaves him bittersweet and trying to cover it with grumping

Tries to brush off how emotional the movies got him

But he does let you ramble about the movies and some fun facts for a good hour while you're both getting ready for bed

You're both finally settling down to sleep when...

"So dark haired men wielding weapons has always done it for you, hm?"

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Pedro Pascal's characters opening Christmas presents

Din Djarin

has low expectations when it comes to opening gifts because everybody usually buys him something that is actually meant for Grogu

or it’s a gift for him to help him raise Grogu (like a baby wrap)

so when he gets a small but thoughtful present that isn’t meant to actually be for the child he's so shocked that he doesn’t know what to do

will have to help Grogu unpack his gifts but goes back to admiring his present whenever the kid is occupied with new toys

however, these moments don’t last long because Grogu thinks that wrapping papers in different colors have different tastes and needs to try all of them

Francisco Morales

always says that he doesn’t need anything and you don’t have to buy him a present 

you do it anyway cause Frankie absolutely deserves it

too busy and overwhelmed looking at his kid opening gifts and playing with wrapping paper he doesn’t notice that something is waiting for him under the Christmas tree

slowly unwraps the paper instead of ripping it apart just like his kid does

he’ll thank you but won’t say much more after opening his present

later, when everybody is getting ready to go into the snow he’ll embrace you in a hug that shows how much he’s grateful for the present but most importantly you

has low expectations when it comes to opening gifts because everybody usually buys him something that is actually meant for Grogu

or it’s a gift for him to help him raise Grogu (like a baby wrap)

so when he gets a small but thoughtful present that isn’t meant to actually be for the child he's so shocked that he doesn’t know what to do

will have to help Grogu unpack his gifts but goes back to admiring his present whenever the kid is occupied with new toys

however, these moments don’t last long because Grogu thinks that wrapping papers in different colors have different tastes and needs to try all of them

Javier Peńa

says that he wants whisky. Just it. A bottle of a fine, old whisky

when you refuse to support his drinking habits and buy him another bottle, deep inside he feels cared for but won’t admit it at loud

sends you off with "Whatever you say sweetheart” and no other idea for a present

after that, he thinks you won’t buy him anything so he’s surprised when there’s a present waiting for him under the Christmas tree

you decide to buy him a mustache styling kit and he’s impressed by the thoughtful idea

will absolutely use it and if he likes it he’ll buy another one when the one you got him runs out

Maxwell Lord

you have to buy this men-child as many gifts as possible

if the biggest box under the tree isn’t for him, Christmas is over

rips paper like a child

appreciates expensive gifts but usually, his favorites are small, funny ones

silly socks are his favorite, you make sure to buy him a new pair every year, it’s become a tradition

sweets are always welcome (will eat all of them the same day)

Javi Gutierez

he’s more of a giver rather than a receiver

loves handmade gifts and feels uncomfortable when you buy him something expensive

every year you get him something with Nicolas Cage (that sequin pillow with Nic’s face was one of your gifts for him)

likes gifts but the best present for him is spending some time with you. Just sitting on a couch, relaxing with some mulled wine and watching "Family Man" for the 500 times 

Pero Tovar

hates buying gifts so every year he tells you to not buy him anything so he doesn't have to buy you something

you don’t listen

he accidentally finds his present a day before Christmas so he has to run to the mall and buy you something which makes him even more furious

opening gifts don't make him either happy or joyful but the Christmas food does!

will quickly open gifts and say thank you then go back to eating

Dieter Bravo

similar to Maxwell, he’s like a child

buying him a present is easy but hiding it from him is quite the opposite

no matter how much you try to hide them from him he always finds them

will throw the entire house upside down to find his gifts

one year you hid the presents at your parents' place, and he managed to corrupt them into finding AND OPENING the gifts meant for him

when it comes to opening presents on Christmas morning he’ll accept everything with the biggest smile even if he already knows what it is

Oberyn Martell

a perfect gift for him is some nice lingerie for you

so you buy yourself a set, put it on under your pajamas, and place a tasteful photo into the envelope

when opening a present he doesn't say much, saves energy for later when he can get his hands on you

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Din Djarin **

Pero Tovar **

Max Phillips **

Marcus Pike **

Marcus Moreno **

Jack Daniels/Agent Whiskey **

Ezra (Prospect)

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Pedro Boys and Swing Sets

Pairings: Marcus M./Dieter/Pero/Din x GN!Reader (I even threw in a little neutral Spanish because gendered language is the bane of my existence) Warnings: very tiny bit of spice, reference to drug consumption (courtesy of Dieter) A/N: I know we're in the middle of Kinktober, but enjoy some softness <3

Marcus Moreno: Super DILF Moreno has lots of experiences pushing kids on a swing set. He's basically a pro. Often it'd be you and Missy with him taking turns pushing you two. If he's in a particularly lazy (or if a bunch of kids are wanting to be pushed) he'll just use his powers to keep everyone swinging at their preferred speeds. Sometimes he'll spook you by using his power to shake the swing or hoist you up by it. It might scare you in the moment but you know he'd never let you get hurt.

Dieter Bravo: He wants to be pushed on the swings. Depending on what drugs he's taken will depend on what he wants. Sometimes just the slow back and forth is nice, other times he locks the chains up super tight and let's go so he's spinning around. If you're on the swings, he's definitely grabbing a handful of your ass every time he gives you a push. He's also in a very serious competition with himself to see how high he can get you to swing. So, allow him to push you with caution.

Pero Tovar: He's very anxious about pushing you. He's aware of his own strength and doesn't want to accidentally hurt you. When you eventually convince Pero to push you he's giving you the softest little pushes he can manage, basically just gently patting your back. That's unfortunately all you'd get from him. If you are swinging by yourself though and need help stopping he's more than happy to help. He'll come from behind and grip the base of the swing with one hand, and hold you to him with the other "Cuidado, Queride cuidado."

Din Djarin: Din would be a bit lost on the concept. "Fun" is not really in his vocabulary. It's a luxury he can't afford, but you and Grogu have slowly introduced the concept back into his life. The first time he'd be very gentle, until you and Grogu both increasingly ask to go higher. Din of course caves. He's strong and sturdy so it doesn't take much from him to really get you two up there. Though he just about loses it the first time Grogu jumps off the swing by himself. Slowly, he begins to enjoy these times with you. It fulfills him to see his clan happy. One day, you may even see the Mandalorian by himself on the swing, just slowly swaying. Maybe he thinks he can have a little fun too.

[flightlessangelwings]

So just making a little post to get some feelers out…

If I made a Pedro Pascal discord server for just poc fans, would anyone be interested in joining? It would be 18+ only and also have channels for other fandoms too. Comment or inbox me if you’re interested and if there’s enough interest, I’ll work on making a server over the weekend!

[scorpio-marionette]

31 Nights of Head Canons - Night 31

Night 30

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A/N: HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS!!!!

I know I never continued posting for this, but I thought I'd at least drop night 31 for you guys. I will be posting the 17 DAYS I didn't put out in a 31 Nights master list if you want to read them. Expect them soon.

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All Hallow's Eve

How do you celebrate Halloween?

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Dio

If not buried in the heat whichever girl he managed to charm into his bed, he's probably going to be drunk.

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Omar

Sadly, Omar usually ends up in the lonely corner of a Halloween party with no desire to be there. (Cue "Michael in the Bathroom" from the musical Be More Chill)

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Zach

Zach is going to be hold up at home with a bowl of candy, watching Scooby-Doo

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Oberyn

Halloween obviously isn't in Game of Thrones, but I think harvest season is a time to find comfort in each other. To come together and be one giant family. I think he would agree.

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Marcus Pike

If he's still in DC and not on a case, Marcus is going to probably do one for two things: 1.) Hang out with some friends, maybe drink a little. 2.) Universal Studios Monster Movie Marathon

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Max Phillips

Vampirism, as an all consuming curse, grows stronger on nights like Halloween. The beast within paces impatiently as it awaits the opening of it's cage and the removal of its tether.

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Pero Tovar

All Hallow's Eve is just another night to Pero. If he and William are traveling, what they do depends on where they are. At a campsite, William will probably share ghost stories. In town, they might don festive masks and find a brothel.

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Javier Peña

Knowing Javi's dad, he'll probably get roped into building a haunted house on the ranch for the local kids and teens. He'll be reluctant at first, but once he sees the fun everyone is having he'll losen up.

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Jack

Assuming he isn't on a mission, Jack is shaking up in a bar with a glass of his namesake. It's hard to be at home giving out candy to kids when he should've been out with his own to gather some.

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Ezra

After learning of the holiday and all of its varying traditions, Ezra tries to impliment a little of each into his home every cycle. He's even peaked his neighbors' interest in the day.

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Dave

Dave is taking his daughters trick or treating the amazing costumes Carol designed for them. He'll be the best dad! Letting the girls go up to the doors, but being close enough to protect them. Checking the candy to make sure it's safe. Keeping tabs on all of his neighbors just in case something happens to his girls.

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Frankie

Frankie would have you believe that he's going to be stuck at home with his baby. Santi and the guys would gladly remind you that they are more than willing to bust the man's door down, stick a bowl of candy on the porch, and put a scary movie on.

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Max Lord

Max is doing whatever Alistair wants. Trick or treating, movie marathon, a party for him and his friends. Doesn't matter really. Just as long as he's happy.

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Marcus Moreno

Marcus is probably torn between a Heroics office party and taking Missy trick or treating. What he doesn't realize is that Missy organized the party with the other super kids... and that they all have about 10 pounds of candy stashed in a secret location already.

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Din

I'm more than positive that Halloween isn't a thing in Star Wars, but I'd like to think that Din and Grogu would find a nice little village that has a harvest tradition. Grogu would become hyper focused on the flickering fire in the carved gourds, prompting Din to take a small vacation

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Nico

Remember that fireplace he wanted to install so he could make love in front of it? Yeah, he finally got that put in.

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Dieter

We all know what this man is going to be doing. He'll be forced by his manager to attend some stupid party, but he'll go off and get high to deal with the shallow people.

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Javi Gutierrez

Javi loves Halloween! So you know he's dressing up. The compound has already been decorated. There is candy and baked goods galore! He's ready to celebrate!!!

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Joel

On a rare chance to really celebrate, Joel is helping to set Jackson up for some festivities. There will be a nice dinner made. All the houses will decorated. Costumes have been made for those who want one, and Joel is dressing up like a real cowboy!

[absurdthirst]

Do you think any of Pedro's characters would mind that im vocal during sex and I get loud? Like not talking but moaning and whining and whimpering. Do you think any of them would find it a turn off at how good they make me feel or?

Being Vocal During Sex:

Javier: He absolutely loves it. His grunts and little sounds will be overshadowed by your sounds but Javi likes making sure that you enjoy yourself. He’s busy kissing and biting along your jaw while he fucks into you. 

Ezra: Demands it. Every punishing thrust of his hips and spearing pass of his cock demands another sound. Another whimper pushed from those lips like he pushes the air from your lungs through your diaphragm. “Give me those sweet sounds, birdie.” He pants, feral as he leans in and bites your bottom lip. “Serenade my ears with those sounds of bliss.” 

Mando: It’s such a contrast. You are vocal and he is quiet. He likes it though. He lives for those sounds and absorbs them while he pants quietly against your ear. He’s never a particularly loud man when he is doing anything, unless he needed to shout over blaster fire. But he loves how your sounds pierce against his ears. It makes him go even harder so he can hear more. 

Frankie: He loves those sounds you give him. It guides him to what you are feeling that day. He’s a man who pays close attention to your body and as a result, listens very carefully to the sounds you make. Every whimper and moan tells him that you like having your nipples sucked today or your pussy slapped. He wants you to be vocal.  

Tovar: He slaps his hand over you mouth while he is balls deep inside you. Grinding up into your belly and feeling like his pushing into your throat. He needs you to be quiet. When you are too loud, you wake the others up, and Tovar doesn’t want to kill someone tonight. Have sex near the campfire with twelve other men snoring around it doesn’t leave much room for you to be loud, but he enjoys the little vibrations against his palm. 

Agent Whiskey: Cocky as a motherfucker. Claims that he will have you sounding louder with him than anyone else you’ve ever been with. Coos and tells you to give him more. Demands it as he grunts and moans over you, pushing deep and rolling his hips against yours. 

Max Phillips: LOVES IT. Especially when the two of you are having sex in his office. He wants you to be louder. Wants the entire office to hear you, especially that little shit Evan. Wants to make you scream. 

Marcus Pike: Marcus loves, LOVES the noises you make. It makes him even hotter, making him work even harder to pull more of those noises out of you. He is obsessed by every little sounds that comes out of your throat. 

Oberyn: It’s business as usual for him. Loud, quiet, boisterous or diminutive. He’s had lovers of all vocal ranges. He is comfortable with whatever you are willing to give to him. If you are vocal, he will be proud to push every sound out of you that he can, after all, you are having sex with a prince. 

Dave York: Dave likes the idea of you sounds but you can’t make them. It would give away the game. You could be found out and he likes the game of keeping this a secret. So you will have to keep those pretty little sounds to yourself or he will have to make sure you keep quiet. 

Marcus Moreno: As much as he loves the idea of you being loud, you live in a house with a kid. A kid that seems to have the ears of a cat. He doesn’t want Missy to wake up and hear the two of you, despite the fact that she’s down the hall and there are no shared walls. You can be loud when she’s staying at her abuela’s or the two of you are in a hotel room for the night. 

Max Lord: It’s praise. That’s what those sounds are. They are pure praise coming out from your lips and Maxwell Lord craves praise. He yearns for it because it satisfies the need to become powerful, to be respected it. Being respected in bed by his lover is just as good in his mind. 

Zach Wellison: This is another man who feels his entire body preen in pleasure when he hears you whimper and whine. Thrashing underneath him and letting him know how good he is doing. It makes him just go a little crazy, kissing and heaping praises on you because of those little sounds. 

Javi G: It is the sweetest sounds you could possibly make. Javi is in love with everything that you do and that includes the sounds you make. He could live in those sounds. Wants to bottle them up for when he needs them, needs to feel how good he can make you feel. 

Dieter: He’s louder. Dieter is loud and needy so he just kind of assumes that everyone else is. It often disappointment when they aren’t, but to have someone match his energy? It makes him even louder. The two of you manage to register plenty of noise complaints. 

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pedro boys + at the pool

pedro boys included: oberyn, javi p, frankie, max, pero, jack, javi g

word count: 789

summary: just modern au thoughts on how some of the boys would act at the pool

a/n: this is not what i thought i’d be writing rn tbh but at least it’s something. there should be more content besides this posted by the end of the week

oberyn — this cheeky bastard can hold his breath for longer than humanly normal & uses this ability to dive under & scare you from behind. is also one of the best at packing snacks and typically has a frozen cocktail or wine within reach at all times, probably munching on a handful of berries (either blackberries or green grapes usually). will be the last one in the pool long after most think it’s too cold or too late. makes the BEST pool day playlist you’ve ever heard & it keeps the vibes high the whole time. any party hosted by oberyn is guaranteed to be an absolute rager & that sentiment never disappoints.

javi p — doesn’t take his shades off for anything. usually relaxing in a donut floatie with a beer (water if you fuss at him enough) in hand, but can be convinced to get in more if the water feels nice. enjoys sunbathing like a lizard & never needs sunscreen; he just tans and looks like a god afterward. just for the sake of laughter, he will push you into the water and laugh when you sputter indignantly at him. you quickly forgive him once you see his smile, knowing that those used to be much harder to bring to the surface.

frankie — he’s also a floatie guy & will be much more relaxed with his little girl sitting on it with him. otherwise he’s sitting on the edge of the pool with his feet in the water, hyper vigilant in case she needs him. she won’t need him, simply because frankie put her in swim classes as soon as she was old enough to learn & might as well be a fish. he brings extra towels, sunscreen, drinks, popsicles, snacks, and even another pair of sandals. the delta guys laugh at his overpacking… until that uncrustable starts calling their name (cough cough BENNY cough). does enjoy a good chicken fight once he’s got a beer in him. it’s either him & benny against will & santi, or any combination of them against baby girl morales (the defeats here are extra dramatic and it makes her laugh every time).

max — he won’t swim in a public pool. period. he will refuse & fight the idea until hell freezes over. instead, he will either charm someone into letting you both use their pool, or will have a private indoor pool built exclusively for your shared use. this also eliminates the need for sunscreen or worrying about privacy. gets a hot tub built in too & it’s hard to convince him to get out of it most times. will paint the bottom of the pool black and it’s such a trip the first several times you swim in it.

pero — it takes a lot to convince him to actually swim, the spaniard much more content to lounge in the sunshine. one run-in with a sea urchin on the valencia coast made him reasonably apprehensive of swimming in large bodies of water. to him, other people’s unattended children can pose the same level of danger & annoyance as various sea creatures. will swim when it’s almost empty of people, enjoying the solitude that comes with calmer waters. he floats on his back just relaxing, but the moment you dunk him, it’s game on and he fights dirty.

jack — him at the pool can be summarized in one word: showoff. he is proud that he can still flip off the edge & will gladly brag about this feat. if there’s a diving board, even better. he is a champion at playing chicken and every non-newbie statesman agent learned the hard way at a summer retirement party for agent lager. was not allowed to be in charge of the playlist after that party because it did not go well (he played “what’s new pussycat” by tom jones on repeat for 20 minutes because of an inside joke). when he’s finally ready to relax, he chills on a massive floatie with a drink in both cup holders and a straw cowboy hat on his head (think kenny chesney vibes).

javi g — he hosts the BEST pool parties hands down. everyone in attendance is always kind because javi prioritizes everyone feeling safe while having fun & security takes their job very seriously when it comes to not tolerating bullshit. plenty of snacks and drinks (alcoholic & otherwise) are provided for everyone, and the music is the perfect mix of hype and chill to keep the vibes just right. there are fairy lights and torches scattered around, and a cabana exclusively for when you and javi sneak away from the hubbub to find some privacy. when a few stragglers wake up on his floor the morning after, he provides them with breakfast & money for a ride home like a gentleman.

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

Pedro boys relationship matrix

I don't remember how exactly this idea came to me, but this turned out to be a very fun matrix! Thank you those who contributed their knowledge to this idea! Commentary below the cut.

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Single AF

Javier Peña, Din Djarin, Pero Tovar, Young!Joel Miller

The first three are single AF because of their jobs. Javier is a workaholic in a dangerous job, Din's ship fits one person and one Grogu, and Pero isn't in a position to take a wife as a travelling mercenary.

Young!Joel gets a special shoutout. He doesn't have time to date because he's working hard raising his only child as a single dad on top of running his contracting business, and that's hot AF 🫠

Committed

Dieter Bravo, Oberyn Martell, Frankie Morales, Javi Gutierrez

There was a bit of debate around as to whether Frankie is married or not. As @imaswellkid points out, he calls his partner his "lady", not wife or missus, and he doesn't wear a wedding ring. To me, he's in a committed relationship, but not married.

It's Complicated

Silva, Joel Miller, Tim Rockford, Ezra

So this category is half canon and half conjecture. I haven't seen Strange Way of Life yet, but I think we can all agree his relationship with Jake is complicated. As is Joel's with Tess.

I headcanon that Tim's in an on-off relationship because he comes off as a workaholic (the takeaway in the precinct is a clue) who can't commit, while Ezra is so hard to pin down that it would inevitably be complicated with him.

Divorced/Widowed

Marcus Pike, Max Lord, Marcus Moreno, Jack Daniels

Thank you @elvenmother for pointing out that Marcus Pike and Max Lord are divorced and that Marcus Moreno is widowed. I will forever mourn my beloved cowboy Jack's wife and unborn child 😭

Married

Dave York

I cannot believe Dave is the only married Pedro boy out of the bunch. This man looks damn fine with a wedding ring on. Hopefully we get more married Pedro boys in this year's upcoming projects!

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

Specific sex stuff that our Pascal blorbos are into

Previous: Pascal characters fave sex positions

Frankie - He wants to put a baby in you. So badly he's shaking. Just let him.

Joel - He will fuck you on an animal rug in front of a fireplace. He loves seeing the flames reflected on your naked skin, with fur underneath you. It awakens something feral in him.

Javi P - stockings. Rub him off with nylon-covered feet, and he will do absolutely anything and everything for/to you.

Pero - loves to put it in your ass.

Marcus P - wants to watch. Just you, or you with someone else. Will go crazy from seeing you pleasured, while he himself has to wait.

Dieter - craves urethral sounding. You don't only own his cock, he needs you to rule it and stick stuff into it.

Ezra - roleplay, especially you being a cute little fox or kitty with an ass plug tail.

Dave - dick cage during the day. Knowing the key is on a chain around your neck gets him hard, which is a problem. (This is why he kills people.)

Oberyn - he needs to eat off of you. Will serve himself, and eat, an entire meal on your body. Drizzling sweet sauces between your thighs, and licking it all up, is his favourite.

[bluestar22x]

Getting Acquainted

The Outcast - Part 2: Getting Acquainted

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Summary: When the man wakes you get to know each other. After all, it's going to be a long winter.

Pairing: Pero Tovar x F!Reader

Rating: 18+ (to be safe)

Word Count: 3,600(ish)

Warnings: Fowl language, pov changes, brief mention of horse breeding, mention of prostitution, a bit of sexism

Author’s Note: Headcanoning that this fic takes place in Finland or Norway, somewhere high up in Europe anyway.

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Warmth. It was a foreign sensation after days of riding through a snowstorm in the bitter cold. I must be dead, Pero concluded.

He could not remember finding shelter before he fell unconscious, and even if he had, it would have not been this cozy.

But if he were dead, would he be as sore as he was? his logical mind asked. His cheeks were painfully dry, his lips stung where they were split, and his muscles ached from all the time he'd consistently spent in saddle. To add to that, his bladder was uncomfortably full, he was cotton mouth thirsty, and very hungry. His stomach had rumbled as soon as he'd been aware he still had the ability to think.

If he was not dead, was it a dream? Was he still out there, on his steed's back or laying in the snow unconscious? If it wasn't a figment of his imagination how could the body he felt tucked against his side be explained?

He opened his eyes slowly, blinking to adjust his sight to the dim light of the space he was in, clearly someplace inside a building. A cottage?

It was night dark, and a fire was burning low in the fireplace a few feet from his spot on the floor.

He was lying on his back with fur blankets both over and underneath him, but completely bare otherwise. Strange.

Stranger still was the fact that an unfamiliar woman was lying in between the furs alongside him, radiating body heat. She was pretty sure, but not his usual type for a whore. He racked his brain, trying to remember how they'd ended up together on the floor of this unfamiliar cottage, but came up with nothing.

Maybe he had been too drunk to remember?

Maybe it was his hellish ride through the snowstorm that had been the dream?

His stomach growled loudly again and the woman whined softly at it, a quiet complaint over being woken up from a restful sleep.

Pero knew that it had been far too long when that stirred up something in him. So we mustn't have fucked after all, he mused. That did not clear up much for him.

The mystery woman stretched out habitually beside him and met his eyes with her bleary ones, hers comically broadening when she registered that he was staring back at her. "You're awake!"

She sat up immediately, and to his disappointment he realized she was mostly dressed, and dressed in men's clothes at that. She was up on her feet the next moment.

"I'm sorry," she said, looking flustered. "I was trying to help you warm up. You were still shivering, even with the fire going at full strength."

Ah. So the cuddling had been innocent. Pero was mildly disappointed. He would’ve been more so if he'd actually forgotten having sex with her.

"Your husband approved of you laying alongside another naked man?" he asked. If he had, he was a better man than he.

She snorted like he'd said something ridiculous. Not very lady like, but then nothing of her demeanor was. "No husband, no beau, no father - just little ol' me," she replied before giving him a stern warning look rivaling one of a viking warrior. Pero had never met one in person, but he imagined them this way, and Vikings were known for having women amongst them.

"That does not mean I would be easy to be taken advantage of," she added in warning.

Pero sat up, letting the furs collect at his waist. "I would not dare. I have only ever taken willing women." Men who did otherwise were not really men, as far as he was concerned.

She relaxed her shoulders, having seen the honestly on his face, the disdain he had at the mere idea of it. "What is your name?"

"Tovar," he answered. "Pero." Giving her his first name had seemed like the proper thing to do in the situation. "Yours?"

She gave him her name and he nodded. It was a solid name. He thought it fit her.

"You're really alone here?" he inquired, unable to hide his confusion over it. It was a rare thing, to stumble upon a pretty woman who lived the life of an outcast.

"For over a decade, yes," she confirmed. "Unless my horses and goats count. My sister and her husband and children visit in the spring, summer, and autumn to bring supplies, to take others, but otherwise yes, I am alone."

"Yet you do not seem insane," he noted.

She barked out a laugh. "Some are better built for seclusion than others."

"And you are one of those people?" His eyebrows furrowed. "You do not have a father?"

If she had, surely he'd have not allowed her to live alone, at her age.

She rolled her eyes and it was clear he'd offended her. "Some women refuse to be ruled by men, Pero. My father tried to set me up with a merchant. I ran for the mountains. Galloped. And I never looked back. Only my sister and her husband understood. They managed to marry for love."

"How did I end up here?" he quizzed, deciding it best not to question how she had survived alone this long in the wilderness he'd just ridden through. She simply must know the area better than him.

"I was out hunting this morning and found you lying in the snow," she explained. "Rather, I saw your stallion out in the field. He was standing over you, like he was guarding you. Without him, you wouldn't be alive."

Pero felt a wave of gratefulness towards the beast, hearing that. He was old for a warhorse, but smarter than any horse had a right to be, and Pero had to admit he secretly was quite fond of him. After William had retired, he'd been his only steady companion left.

"I had my horse drag you back here," she continued. "Took your clothes off so they could dry. Warmed you up. And that was that."

"Thank you," he said appreciatively. "It could not have been easy to bring me here. To allow me into your home."

She shrugged. "Better than the guilt from leaving you to die."

He knew the feeling too well. It was something to be avoided. He was grateful she'd thought so too.

His stomach roared again and she chuckled. "More talk later. Let's get some food in you. And get some fresh clothes on you. I think my sister's husband left a pair or two here the last they visited. Let me check."

She rushed off to the one closed off room in the cottage to fetch them, leaving Pero alone only briefly.

For someone who didn't have guests often, she was quite accommodating, he mused.

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After dressing in your brother-in-law's old tunic and trousers then stepping outside to relieve himself, Pero joined you at your dining table to eat and drink.

He gulped almost two full mugs of water before he scarfed down the stew you'd made with deer meat and vegetables you'd stored away from your garden three months prior.

The way he was shoving his spoon into his mouth made you rush to eat yours as well until you reminded yourself mentally that there was no need to race. His speed was understandable, he had gone without food for days - yours meanwhile was just a hazard to your health. You were already prone to choking to begin with.

"Good?" you prompted, smiling slightly at him. "You may have more if you wish."

"I do wish," he said as he finished the bowl and offered it back to you. You indulged him, standing and refilling it with what was left in the pot on the stove.

He dove back in as soon as you placed the bowl in front of him again and you watched in amusement. He was a noisy eater. Messy too. Liquid from the stew dribbled down his chin and dripped off onto his fresh shirt.

When the bowl was completely empty again, licked clean even, he pushed it away from him towards the middle of your table. He wiped his dirty mouth over his right sleeve and heaved a breath. He hadn't taken much time to properly do so while he was inhaling his meal.

"I apologize for the mess," he said, almost sounding like he meant it.

"No need," you told him, clearing the table of all the dirty dishes on it. "I'll take it as a compliment."

"That was the best venison stew I've had in ages," he stated, "And that is not just because I was starving. What is your secret?"

You glanced back at him and curled your lips upward. "Special herbs. A family secret I must not tell."

He nodded. "Of course." He wisely did not press. His mother must have had secret recipes too.

You slipped the dirty dishes into a basin of water and soap and began washing them. You were standing at an angle so you could still see him as he leaned back in his chair, content now that his belly was full.

"How did you end up on my mountain, Pero?" you inquired curiously.

He sighed. "You have heard of mercenaries, no?"

"I have."

"I am one of them," he continued. "I battle and kill for a fee. My job is not much different from a soldier, or a knight, except mine is without any glamour and some would say, without honor. That is the reasoning several men in the nearby town gave me when they tried to murder me for doing my job. They took what I'd done recently personally."

"You killed someone they knew," you deduced, trying to hide the wariness that stirred in you. Logic argued that what he did to survive day to day did not make him a threat to you. You'd known enough decent men who'd been forced to kill for coin or otherwise to know better than to judge him solely on it.

If Pero could tell his story had made you nervous, he didn't show it. "I did," he said in a matter-of-fact manner. "And even though it was on a battlefield they saw the need for revenge. I tried to fight them off, managed to wound a couple of them, but I was simply too outnumbered. I fled town as soon as I could, not caring at that particular time where I was going. With the storm and the deep snow I lost them fairly quickly, but also lost my way in the process. I had no idea where I was and the snow was coming down so fast my mount's tracks were covered within minutes. Besides, I didn't want to risk back tracking in case my pursuers were still tailing me."

You nodded. That explained his bruises. One of the men had kicked him in the abdomen.

"I was out there for at least two entire days," Pero continued, scrubbing his face as he did so. "I thought my luck had finally run out."

"Guess you still had a sliver left," you inputted.

A corner of his mouth twitched. "So I did. Thanks to you."

"No need to thank me again," you told him. "All I ask of you is that you do your part while you are here."

"I do not plan to stay in your hair long enough to be able to contribute much," he declared. "So long as the weather is fair, I will leave at dawn."

"Unfortunately, that is not an option," you informed him. "The pass you likely came through is too dangerous to traverse now. All the snow that fell would've blocked it off, even if no avalanches occurred. And there are no other ways off the mountain that are viable for a person or a horse."

He gaped at you. “Are you telling me I am stuck here until spring?"

You couldn't help but feel a tinge of hurt over him being so dismayed by it. There was no logic behind it. You were strangers to each other, and he could be married for all you knew. You'd want to leave too if you had someone waiting for you.

"I am afraid so," you answered him. "Or at least until the snow melts enough. Whichever comes first."

He groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. "And I once thought my life could not get worst." His eyes shot up to you for a moment. "No offense."

"None taken," you said automatically. "I do not find it ideal to winter with a stranger either."

"But you're going to offer for me to stay with you anyway," Pero guessed.

"It is that or freeze out there," you stated with certainty. "And all that I ask of you in return is for you to assist me with the chores. Surely you can do that."

"I can," he agreed with a sigh, resignation written on his face. "Anything left to do tonight?"

"The horses and goats need to be fed one more time before bed," you replied, putting the bowls and spoons out to dry on the countertop after you’d thoroughly washed them. "We will do it together."

You offered him his dried coat and shrugged yours on.

"Where's my swords?" Pero asked as he stood, as if it had just occurred to him. You highly doubted it had. Mercenaries were known for loving their weapons.

"Safe," you answered, "And there is no need for you to know where while you are under my roof."

He seemed to want to argue with you, but by his expression had thought better of it. Good. The last thing you needed was him lugging his swords, weapons of war, around your farm.

"Follow me."

He did as ordered, trailing you outside. It was still freezing cold, but the dark sky was clear, except for the crescent moon and the thousands of stars that accompanied her.

You took a brief moment to gaze up at them then trudged through the snow to the two horse pastures to the left of your barn. One was obviously empty - the one that had contained Pero’s horse.

Your heart thudded in your chest. Had he jumped the fence to escape?

You then counted the horse shaped shadows in the second pasture and realized there was one too many.

"Great, just great!" you spat out, charging for the gate, stomping through the snow.

"What's wrong?" Pero inquired, confused, as he tagged along.

"Your stallion got in with my mares," you shouted back at him in frustration. "Why do you men insist on keeping your mounts intact? Geldings grow taller and are much better behaved."

"Geldings are not as muscular," he told you, "And he's well behaved as is. Just needs the right rider."

"No matter how well behaved he is," you started as you unchained and opened the gate, "He is still a stallion. A horse whose brain stops functioning as soon as a mare so much as lifts her tail."

Pero choked out a laugh and you frowned at him. "This is not funny. I cannot afford to have another mouth to feed. Worst, I cannot afford to lose a mare at the start of winter next year if the birth goes wrong. And winter is not a good time for a foal to be raised."

"Surely your mares are out of heat," he said, "We're well past their season."

"My older mare, Meadow, sometimes stays in heat through early winter," you informed him as you reached the huddled group of horses. "It's rare, but it happens. In fact, that's how my younger mare Clover came to be."

You found the stallion by the shape of his body and weaved your fingers through the base of his elegantly long mane, twisting a handful into your firm grip, and guided him away from your mares. It took a couple gentle tugs of encouragement, but he listened, high stepping through the deep snow alongside you.

"He will stay in the barn when the mares are out and vice versa," you decided as you passed Pero with him at your side.

"Aye," he mumbled with a grunt, following you both at a safe distance from his horse's back hooves until you had the stallion secured in a tie stall within your small, but charming barn. There was another tie stall for a second horse next to it and two small pens inside for the goats as well.

You showed Pero where you kept your hay stored and had him carry an armful to his horse. As the stallion munched away you took some time to admire him in the light of a lamp you'd lit in the barn.

You sighed heavily. "He is pretty, at least." It was hard for you to stay mad at any beautiful animal for long. Especially considering it wasn't their fault their instincts did not always conform with what humans wanted them to do.

"He comes from fine stock," Pero informed you as he stood by your side. "If he bred your mare and it survives, you could get a fair price for it."

You blew air out loudly through your nose. "That's something at least."

You reached out and patted the horse's neck before warming your bare hands on his meaty shoulder. "What's his name anyway?"

"He does not have one," Pero told you. "I do not name my mounts."

"Of course not," you huffed.

"You disapprove," he concluded from your reaction.

"Any good animal should have a name," you declared firmly. "Especially this one. Must I remind you, you'd be dead if not for him?"

"What do you suggest, then?" he asked, amused. His smile joined with his scar made him devilishly handsome.

You studied the horse as you mulled over possible names for him. "What about Thor? He's a Norse god, a mighty and loyal warrior, so I've been told. A god of thunder. And a stallion as thick legged and hoofed as he certainly makes thunderous sounds when he runs, does he not?"

"He does indeed," Pero confirmed, tipping his head at you. "Thor it is."

The soft smile that snuck onto his face seemed to suggest he approved.

You led him behind the barn after and had him help you herd the goats into it. The two males went into one pen and the females who were likely all pregnant (it was still too early to tell) went into another.

"You are not bad at herding goats," you observed as Pero waved the last stray female into the doe pen.

"My parents raised sheep," he explained as he shut the gate behind her. "Goats are not that different. Just a little more stubborn and much more mischievous."

"And where was their farm?" you quizzed.

"Far away from here," he replied. "By the ocean where it does not snow. At least, not in my experience."

"You are a long way from home," you noted. You did not know maps well, but you knew that a place with no snow would be many countries south of yours.

"I have been for a long time," he told you. "Over two decades. Being a mercenary requires travel if you want to make a decent living. I've had no reason to return. My only family died before I left."

"How?" you couldn't help but ask. You felt guilty immediately after.

"Disease," he stated with no emotion in his voice, in the way that a man does when they close themselves off from feeling that kind of pain. "My parents, my brother, and my sister. I was the sole survivor. The only one it did not keep down."

You shook your head in dismay. "I'm so sorry, Pero. I shouldn't have pressed."

"It's alright," he murmured, "It was a long time ago."

"Time does not heal wounds," you said, quoting your mother, "It only fades memories we wish to keep."

"True enough." Pero cleared his throat. "So, what else would you like me to do?"

You accepted his avoidance of continuing on the topic and tilted your head towards where you'd gotten Thor's hay earlier. "Feed the goats and my mares outside. I'll make sure their troughs are filled with water."

He nodded and headed for the storage area and you watched him go.

In some ways your first interaction with Pero had gone better than you'd expected, and in some ways they'd gone worst.

You'd been lucky, really. He was very much what you'd expect from a hardened soldier, or in his case, mercenary. Emotions hidden, walls up. But he was far more honest than you'd thought he would have been with you, especially during your first night together.

He was unsurprisingly a bit of a slob, but he used polite words like a well raised son would.

He looked like a brute, but he did not have the demeanor of one.

He was...interesting, you decided. You couldn't help the desire that struck aflame in you. You wanted to know more about him, and a part of you even wanted him.

Foolish. That's what your lust for him was. A man like him who had wandered the continent most of his life for work would never settle down with you, a woman in men's clothes, and you had no wishes to be his for one night, or for even one season.

You could be friends, but no more. When spring came, he'd leave, and you would continue your life on the mountain as you had before him.

That was the only way it could go, as far as you were concerned.

You had no idea how difficult that reasoning would be to keep up as the months passed.

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Babes. With Halloween 147 days away I gotta know all the Pedro characters you hc as monsters. Like Din = demon, Ezra = werewolf, etc (lol idk how to word it)

Excuse me.. have you been looking in my google docs??

Okay - so I've actually given this a lot of thought, shockingly. I've come up with a list of what I think the boys would be for a story / series that might or might not ever actually see the light of day lol.

Here goes- hope you enjoy!

Jack Daniels; This man is a centaur. Cowboy through and through and nothing makes more sense to me than him being half man, half horse. Do with this information what you like. 👀

Din Djarin; For Din I have two headcanons—first one is Demon!Din, the lovable, sexy one that eats pussy like a champ and is a feminist lol. In the second one I don't think he'd be a monster per say, I think he'd be a droid, or some really advanced AI. He'd be intelligent, but surprisingly human underneath all that beskar.

Marcus Moreno; Homeboy is already super, so it makes sense to me that he'd be like a Magneto / Professor X hybrid. Intuitive, crazy smart, and very handy to have around.

Pero Tovar; I don't actually think he'd be a monster either, more like a time traveler who is perpetually lost. Never in his own time, never knows what's going on but point him towards somewhere he can have a stiff drink, a fight, and a woman or five and he's right at home.

Javier Pena; Javi would be a Nahual, the Mesoamerican version of a shapeshifter, also known as an animal protector and guardian spirit. I'm not sure which animal he'd change into-I'll leave it open to interpretation.

Francisco Morales; Werewolf. Hands down. Literally nothing else to add to this-he'd be normal and cool most of the time, and then disappear for the three days of the full moon.

Max Phillips; This one's a given, he's a vampire and it makes sense for him. No notes- they got it in one.

Marcus Pike; This is where we get a bit sad, I think Marcus would be a ghost. A lonely spirit, wandering the earth in search of a true love.

Ezra; He's a little different, he gives me 'Old God' vibes. A pagan harvest God or deity, someone you leave offerings to in order to have a bountiful harvest, or good health, fertility.

Dave York; This man is a crossroads Demon. He's cold, and distant, and is always ready to offer you a deal you can't possibly afford.

Oberyn Martell; This is obvious to me too, Oberyn is an Incubus. The breeding kink is so strong it's basically his personality. He's only here to have a good time, and fuck his way through humanity (consensually, of course), leaving as many babies as he can in his wake.

Max lord; Another obvious one for me, he's a genie. Make your wishes, and he'll grant them, so long as there's something in it for him at the end of the day.

Would love to hear your thoughts, and thots on this! 💜