#pffft 😂💀

[wormdevourer]

Pffft what if you did grandpa yang, zhongli, and neuvillite behaving like boomers with a webcam on vrchat? 😂🙏

got some extra bonus cursed ones too 💀💀

[evansbby]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1cvML-pGCK/?igsh=MXJ6ZnVuanQ4YjBmNg==

This if Omega has Friends🥹 it’s so cute

She’ll invite her omega friends over and they all love the set up since shes great at decorating the place.

+ Steve Comes in and they kick him out lol (of course not Omega cause she was scared)

Now with Steve Sad with Rosie!

omg that’s so cute

I lowkey wanna do this with my friends!

I can imagine Steve allowing omega to do this bc it’s a wholesome girly omega activity 🥹🥹 and Steve has to take care of Rosie while omega has fun with her girlfriends!

But Steve would keep getting bored and he’s also very nosy so he’d keep trying to find excuses to crash the party 😂😂 bc Rosie is asleep so Steve is bored. He’d start giving out advice on everyone’s paintings despite the fact that nobody asked him 😭😂

And the conversation would always stop when Steve comes in 😂😂 so he’d take omega aside like “are you guys talking about me?!? 😡😡” but actually they’re just talking about wholesome girly stuff and dont gaf about him 😭😭

Finally omega would tell Steve that it’s a girls only zone and he’s not allowed! Steve would be like “pffft fine I have better things to do anyways” then he’d go and stare at Rosie while she naps and eventually start listening to some alpha male podcast 😭😭😭 and think of starting his own 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[jayktoralldaylong]

Oh my gosh 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

What did they expect to happen? 😫 Were they expecting her to just jump the bones of the most powerful person in the kingdom? 💀 That would be frightening for both sides.

Sex can be terrifying for someone who doesn't know what's happening, especially someone unused to touch. 💔

I guess they assumed the sight of a naked woman would spur natural instinct. I can't exactly fault the logic since men are supposedly visual learners. But they do realise that they raised Susebron as the world's most powerful introvert right? 💀💀💀 No one even bothered to explain the basics to him. My gosh. 😭😭😭

They purposely isolated his movement as well as his ability to learn, forcing ignorance and obedience down his throat, and they somehow expected him to figure this out without any orders or direction?

They really planned on having the woman do everything. But how? 💀 The wives are often terrified. 😂😭 I guess they didn't care how it got done as long as it got done. And Siri found a way to get things done without doing shit. 😂😭 (She's just making sounds).

I started to suspect that he was scared of her when he tensed the first time she stood up. 😂💔

Now I'm imagining both of them terrified as they wait for the other to make a move. It's worse for Siri but Susebron had no idea what to expect. He was probably fine just sitting there since he thought that was how the process worked. Imagine his surprise when she started dancing on the bed. 😂😂😂 He most have been both amazed and confused. Both peeking glances at each other.

At some point she started treating him like he was a statue. 💀 She nearly lost her mind the night he finally decided to reach out.

Pffft 😂😂😭😭😭

[a-mel-tomelts]

For purely (non) personal reasons, would you mind sharing the SS of your recently used emojis?

Or just typing them out would do too lmao because from my observations 🤓☝🏻 so far { pov : 😌✨💅🏻} your and mine emoji taste seem VERY similar 😂

Pffft sure

👍🤝✨💅😌

(the most I use are usually: 💜🥺👀💀👉👈

But i prefer text emojis [ex. D: :D :0 :> :3 xd :p ^_^ o_O)

I have a friend who constantly uses ☝️🤓 though

And she's such a lovely bastard. Love her

[nikatyler]

✨ Ross Goes to Baldur's Gate ✨

Funny you're the one concerned about that 💀💀

pffft no way 💀 we knew each other for like three days and what did you do hmm?

HERE WE GO

This line hit hard the first time I heard it because it reminded me of certain behaviors I picked up at a bad time of my life and still keep doing them to this day. Glad I could screenshot it this time

rip me i died dead

no thoughts just them

i will not shut up about them i'm afraid. raleb who i only know rosstarion now sorry

It would be great to end on this note tonight, but I think I want to do something else. And if that goes badly I'll just keep reloading until it goes well…or I've read I can actually skip this altogether so maybe I'll do that in the end 😂

Alright, first reload 💀

NOOOO NOT ROLAN

Alright I'm very happy I managed to save Isobel this time but I'll try to reload just so I could keep that grumpy tiefling alive as well

.

HELLLLLLYEAHHHHHHH WE DID IT GANG

Girlie just went to read a book by the fire like we weren't moments from total destruction

And that would be all tonight. Today was great, even though I was sick. But I feel better now. 🥰

Original thread.

[blupengu]

Oh boy oh boy I finished Yves’s route…! Spoilers under the cut as usual!

👁️👄👁️ bruh

Okay one thing at a time! First off - Hugo is SO Yvesexual oh my god?? Bro just confess already please I’m sorry Ceres is getting in the way! “Partner” pffft yeah okay mister “I literally died from feeling too much love” sure, I hope we all find our own Hugo one day 😂

Also while all the CGs were beautiful in this route (oh his mask coming off, oh him crying in the corner, aaah the one with him sobbing into Ceres 😭 probably the best kiss CG even though it’s just like.. on the cheek LOL), can we talk about Yves’s hair-down sprite? Like… what is that. What happened? Yves honey who did your hair? Did you shred it with your sword yourself?? I would normally brush it off if it just looked a little odd, but Mathis, Lucas, and Ankou all have perfectly normal looking long hair (even Scien’s looks more normal) so clearly this was a choice. But it was a bad choice sorry my boy 💀

Now back to the route itself, I really liked it overall! Yves and Ceres I think have had the best romantic relationship build up (even if they both desperately need therapy). I just gotta yell out some feelings as if this is a liveblog lmao

The way I gasped when Dahut and Nadia showed up? Seriously I did not expect these two to steal my heart so much?? They’re truly a balm for my soul… Any time Dahut shows up now I’m like OH THANK GOD someone who doesn’t need therapy 😩

So… the science in his game has always been *hand wavey* and I think I’m generally good at just going with the flow in fictional stories, but like……… HUH??? Bruh I had to put down my controller and just stare at the screen for a hot second. We’re part flower - aight cool cool anime shit sure whatever. Their genes are different colors - uhhhh… okay, sure I guess? A pair of chromosomes are killed each year and that’s why everyone dies when they turn 23 - HOLD UP WHAT NOW??? Yoooo that’s actually hilarious it made me bust out laughing 😂 (I also still don’t understand why Yves’s family didn’t just tell Scien or someone about the fact that it was the toxins in the soil killing people?? Like bruh)

The whole “relivers can’t learn or change so people can’t even switch careers because their bodies don’t change” thing is also so dumb. Like… what does that even mean? If you worked out would you not gain muscle?? Practicing something wouldn’t help?? What about Hugo going from someone who didn’t have to work a day in his life to one of the best fighters just behind Yves and Adolphe in the Corps after he had become a reliver??? Ah nono don’t think about the science, don’t think about the science… 😩

I did very much love our boys banding together at the end though! If only it was against the mcfucking Royal family and Capucine (and whoever this mysterious “sponsor” is) instead of against Scien… dude I support your experiments, they really should’ve just let us die this time LOL (very glad Capucine got his ass handed to him though, god I hate Capucine… even though he’s kinda pretty, he’s not Jean levels of pretty enough to make me not hate him, especially after Nadia 😂 thank you Scien)

Also I’m sorry I went very feral with Lucas breaking free and showing up to help, especially in the Bourreau outfit in front of Yves and Adolphe!! Yaaas baby go use your superhuman strength to kill everyone, you’re doing great sweetie, SLAY!!! (literally) 😩😂 I really uwu-ed when Dahut was like, yeah I look up to Lucas so I’m kinda pissed at you Scien (best adult boy)… why do I feel like he’s gonna have a better chance at a happier end in Yves’s route than his own fucking salvation end lmao

And final thoughts, where was Ankou at the end?? I loved that he showed up to help Yves and he was the one to give him his mask, but buddy where did you go at the end??? Is there some multiverse or time travel shit going on???? Ceres really decided to follow in the footsteps of Lucas’s despair end with Yves though huh… 👁️👄👁️ sweetie I’m so sorry we really turned you in BBQ, a burnt chicken nugget, fire emblem Sigurd 💀 LMAO

Can’t wait to get into Le Salut!!

(But really why did Yves get 5 chapters when everyone else got 4… is it because he’s poster boy…? It’s because he’s poster boy isn’t it…)

[kithtaehyung]

hiiiii my love! :) I MISSED SO MUCH CONTENT BUT I’M CAUGHT UP NOW :)

first thing’s first, i read the prologue for seven days and i’m OBSESSED!! one thing that you always, always nail perfectly is the dialogue bc omgggg the dialogue in this is *chef’s kiss* the synergy between oc and jungkook is sooo good and i love how consistent jungkook is😭 one line that made me laugh so hard was Because one of us has to be the logical one and you’re a looney toon💀 this perfectly describes irl jungkook too bc tell me why one second this man is sitting normally, and doing headstands the next💀 WHEN HE STARTED SINGING ONE WISH?? I’M CACKLING SO HARD😭 i love me a goofy man and seven days jk is just that😤🫶🏼 the prologue already has me cheesing, but i have a feeling i’m gonna be giggling and kicking my feet in the air throughout every chapter🤭 ahhhh i really love these two and their chemistry so far EEEEEEEE!!!

next, the way i SCRUMPT seeing the fuckboys masterlist??? I’M SO EXCITED AND ALSO THE HOSEOK ONE?? *insert pic of emoji smirking and pushing it’s nonexistent hair behind it’s ear* HELLO?? also not me rereading new guy for the millionth time this year *insert pic of tae standing behind a pole* ALSO WE’RE GETTING A REVAMP OF HUSH, YEAH?? *SQUEALS*

AND FINALLY, THE RECENT TEASER FOR 3TAN11?? HELLO?? ARE YOU KIDDING?? I COULD BARELY HANDLE SEVEN DAYS JK WITH CHAINS AND HERE COMES 3TAN YOONGI WITH THE KILL😭😭 there’s so much happening in this little snippet, but CHAINS ASIDE, yoongi circling around the car to open the door for oc has me SWOONING!! he is the standard. i don’t make the rules☺️

i’m so sorry that i keep going mia😭 the disconnect i’ve been feeling from everything lately is just not it :( i always want to send you genuine asks with my genuine feelings, so whenever i feel this way, i always try to take some time to myself and get better mentally, before sending anything in. i’m much better now though and going through your blog and catching up on everything is just what i needed to start my morning :) have a great day, my love!🫶🏼

-🥮

MOONCAKE HI😭💕🍊 I totally understand the disconnect feeling and not wanting to come back until you feel okay. I’ll always love seeing your messages no matter how much time passes in between🫂 Hopefully things are okay now.

That being said.. holy shit yeah that’s a whole shit ton of to come back to LOL let’s get into it!!

Listen. 7days!jk is a hilarious gd fool and I can’t wait for y’all to see even more of him! Even though I’m gonna fight his ass I still already love him wayyyy too much🥹 Like we’re only one part in and it’s already getting hard not to kick blankets too much while I’m writing😂

AND THE ONE WISH PART HAHAHA PLEASEEE i couldn’t handle that and was like “this is where we’re going, huh”💀 the looney tune line is just. perfect for this dynamic.

THE FBOY!BANGTAN💀💀💀 okay so when I posted 7days I was like.. “well, shit. we can make a masterlist now” bc I already had stuff for jimin jin and hobi in the wips. just didn’t say anything for jin’s but only mentioned the other two in passing! get ready for them all and HUSH YEAH IS RETURNINGGGGG😤

🍊 not even gonna mention 3tan yoongi bc that man continues to destroy me in every single way possible PFFFT but yes🥹 him opening the door we love a man and probably love him too much‼️

i’m happy you’re back again! the blog may be a little slow in the coming days bc things are picking up both in the studio and with some shop stuff. but I’m writing wips, and drafting responses to feedback when i can💕

[wherechaoswins]

🔥💍 "Just Married… Now, Let’s Get Nasty" 🍾💦

👰 Wife: "Baaaabe, today was SO long! I smiled so much, my cheeks hurt! 😩😂"

🤵 Husband: "Tell me about it! My face was basically frozen in ‘wedding mode’ all day. 😁🥴 But, damn, you looked so fine. I wanted to drag you away mid-vows. 😈🔥"

👰 "Oh, I noticed the way you were looking at me. 👀 Even the priest was sweating. 🤭"

🤵 "Not my fault! You walked down that aisle like a forbidden snack and now I’m starving. 🍑🍆💦"

👰 "Awww, my husband is hungry? 😏 Well, I spent the whole day being a ‘good girl’... 👰💐 but now? Now I wanna be bad. 😈💋"

🤵 "Ohhh, I like this change of tone. 😳🔥 My innocent little bride, where did she go? 😏"

👰 "She’s gone, babe. I spent hours in that big poofy dress, being all proper and ladylike. 😇 Now? I wanna be ruined. 😩💦"

🤵 "Holy sht.* BRB, throwing this tux off like a damn superhero. 🦸‍♂️💨"

👰 "OMG, PLEASE! That thing looked so uncomfortable. 😂"

🤵 "You have NO idea! That suit was a straight-up thirst trap for you, though. Admit it. 😏"

👰 "Mmm, maybeee. 😘 But I was suffering too! That corset? Pure evil. 😵‍💫 The things I do to look hot for you. 🔥"

🤵 "Damn, I should be worshiping you. 😍"

👰 "Yes, you should. In fact, I demand immediate worship. 🛐 On your knees. Now. 😈"

🤵 "OH. Okay, then. Honeymoon starts NOW. 🚀🔥"

👰 "Wait, but first… let’s talk about the chaos today. 🤣"

🤵 "Ugh, fine. But I’m naked while we do. 😏"

👰 "Pffft, deal. 😂 Okay, first of all—WHY did your uncle try to steal the wedding cake?! 🎂🤦‍♀️"

🤵 "I don’t even KNOW. Man’s been on a diet for two weeks and saw an opportunity. 😭"

👰 "And why did my bridesmaids look lowkey thirsting over you? Like, excuse me?? That’s MY husband! 😤"

🤵 "Listen, babe, I was blind to everyone but you. But can we talk about your grandma grabbing my butt during pictures?? 🍑😳"

👰 "DEAD. 💀💀💀 She said you were ‘strong like her first husband.’ I think she was testing for muscle. 🤣"

🤵 "Tell her I’m honored but also terrified. 😂"

👰 "Now, let’s talk about your best man’s speech. Sir, was he drunk or is he just like that? 😭"

🤵 "BOTH. 100% BOTH. He started strong, then somehow ended up talking about my high school crush?? 😵‍💫"

👰 "I was dying. But I did love when he said you were ‘obsessed’ with me. Care to confirm? 😏"

🤵 "Obsessed is an understatement. I’m addicted. 😍🔥 Now, speaking of addiction… back to that ‘worship’ thing? 😏"

👰 "Mmm, okay, but first… guess what else? 😈"

🤵 "Oh no. What? 👀"

👰 "I’m still wearing the wedding lingerie. 💋"

🤵 "WHAT. SHOW ME RIGHT NOW. 🔥💀"

👰 "Mmm, beg for it. 😏"

🤵 "BABY PLEASE. I have been waiting ALL DAY. My patience is GONE. 😩💦"

👰 "Okay, okay, calm down, husband. 😘 But once this comes off… there’s no stopping me. 🔥"

🤵 "BABY I AM LITERALLY COUNTING THE SECONDS. 🫠"

👰 "Mmm, then start counting… backwards from ten. ⏳😈"

🤵 "10… 9… 8—OH HELL, WHO NEEDS COUNTING? GET OVER HERE! 🔥💥"

[amina-asceric]

Happy Halloween folks 🎃🕷🕸💀☠🎃 31.2021

Hello folks today is halloween i hope you had an nice day. My Mom brought me yesterday candy and halloween tattoos. I dressed up today and my mother wore my devil mask. My brother came visiting us today. I am a cyber widow monster lady. I hope i spooked you a littel with my creepy cute costume lol. Pffft 😂😂🤣 anyway i will eat lots of candy today and listen to some awsome music.

Bye Tokkis 🐰🐇🎃🕷🕸💀☠🎃

31.10.2021

[tractorbeamofwoe]

I’ve not read your stories yet so I’ll let you choose the story/characters but 20-24! :)

Okay I’ll do my best haha

20- What OC has no directional compass yet still leads the group?

Pffft anyone in Tyrants that isn’t Bob Hall or Louis Lambert tbh. Most of em can’t read, or swim, let alone navigate a map plus on top of that they’re intoxicated 90% of the time.

But also Kate is a scatterbrain when it comes to that sort of stuff I feel.

21- Who would pose beside a garbage can to take a picture to caption it ‘me’ later?

PETER BOND FOR SURE 😭😭

If that man was a modern day greasy 20 something year old lad he would have the most fire meme supply I guarantee you. But unfortunately memes did not exist in the 1700s...or maybe they did? 🤔

22- What poses do the squad like to do when taking a group photo?

Aight so Van, Nancy, Larry are all people that would love a group picture on a night out and would be the ones pulling Bondy, Kate, Benji and Bob into the frame because they’re the ones who would stand grumpily/awkwardly on the side because they don’t love loads of attention.

Ophelia gives me peace sign vibes. Peter would make some ridiculous fuckboy face. Johnny would lick someone’s ear for laughs. 💀💀

The rest of the lads would do a middle finger and Sam would do finger guns. The inhaler boys would do some peaky blinders esque thing with cigarettes in their mouths idk.

I think that’s a good range 😂😂

23- What concert would your OCs all go to together and why that concert?

Idk I haven’t really given much thought to characters’ music tastes whoops!

Safe to say I think Kate wouldn’t be caught dead at a catfish and the bottlemen gig 🙄🙄✋🏻

I just know James and Cecile are suckers for a good baroque orchestra 😩

24- What OC would kill someone and what OC would help the other hide the body?

Kate would kill Van and bury him all by herself in a singular weekend.

[wakanai]

^^ OP's tags

pffft. Fr though. It took Atsushi like 5 near death experiences just for them to start caring for him 😂😭

meanwhile BEAST akutagawa got everyone helping him get Gin back w barely little complaints. Even ranpo risked smthng like 💀

I remember another post mentioned this difference lol 😭

Every character in bsd is so emotionally repressed I am a little bit excited any time one of them openly expresses affection for any other character whatsoever.

[let-love-run-red]

Pffft, please i loved drawing her!!!!

(Thought my sona will always be on a step stool around her. We must be tall 💀)

😂😂 Raven I'm only like 5'3 i can't be that much taller bestie

[kithtaehyung]

I recently read one of your works, "Three Tangerines" and absolutely loved it!!! And then I saw this on Yoongi's recent VLive and about died 😂 I instantly thought of your fic!

OH MY GOD LMAOOO i’m creasinggg😂😂 the question is: did they peel them without breaking the skin??🤔

also the timing of the screenshot and the way you even circled it in orange is SENDING ME it’s literally perfect🤣 pleeeease!!

[with-love-anu]

Ooh they are beautiful thanks to u now i know some cool names to some cool colors , lol why are u sorry , i m just not that well known to colors other than the basic ones 😂

You're too smart for my dumbass 🥴

-💀

gujbibgfu as much as I love dark colours it's always the pastel ones that seem soothing at times? like constant if that makes sense!

nope pffft

[levi-llama]

Pffft 😭😂 Dave’s cat stealing bacon ✨💀

Pedro Pascal Characters as Cats

@blueeyesatnight and I ranked the Pedro boys on what kind of a cat we thought they were ranging from:

1 - Pampered show cat that likes being carried around on a tufted pillow to 10 - Absolutely feral. You see this cat maybe twice a year and every time you’re surprised it’s still alive.

Max Phillips - 1

The quintessential housecat 1. There has never been a housecat more a 1 than Max. Max is the kind of cat that yowls loudly that he’s hungry every ten minutes and you just yell back “YOUR BOWL IS FULL” but he doesn’t stop yowling until you give him fresh and different food. He knocks everything over any time your back is turned and will look you full on dead in the eye and knock your tea off the table.

Marcus Moreno - 4

He’s a housecat but like one of those cats that you have to buy an entire fucking Ferris Wheel for because they get antsy. Needs more engagement than a lounging cat - probably has at least seven of those feathers on a string toys he carries around. Keeps the house clear of pests.

Ezra - 5 (but wants to be a 1)

Look, Ezra is a 5. He’s gone a little feral but he longs for the nicer things. He is a hard scrabbling tomcat but if you gave him a little food and a little love he’d gladly spend the rest of his life curled up in a patch of sun on a windowsill purring like crazy.

Jack Daniels - 3

Jack could make it on the mean streets if he wanted to - he just doesn’t want to. He likes the finer things in life, thank you. At least once he has stolen an entire roasted chicken from the counter and dashed away before you could scold him. But he shows back up an hour later and twines around your feet and purrs until you forget why you were mad.

Maxwell Lord - 1

Is this even a question? I don’t feel I need to explain this. Maxwell is a showcat 1 - in a different way than Max P. Maxwell wants all the nice things and a pillow to sit on and you can train him to do tricks. He is a fucking show cat and he knows it. Yet somehow he only ever gets runner up at the cat shows.

Marcus Pike - 2

This guys is a goddamn housecat through and through. Isn’t looking for as much pampering as a 1 but he’s not going to make it on his own. Cries if he gets locked outside, even if it’s just outside the bedroom door. Just wants to have a little bed he can curl up in near you.

Javier Peña - 6 (pretending to be an 8)

Javier plays the street cat. He’ll take any opportunity to run outside and won’t come back til the next morning with a few feathers stuck in his teeth. But in his heart he’s a housecat - just let him strut in the window a bit and hiss at the ferals and he’s happy.

Pero Tovar - 10

The most 10 of 10s. Boy does not know how to behave indoors. He’d piss everywhere, escape at the first opportunity and you’d never see him again. He’s got a notch in his ear from the one time he trusted someone and never the fuck again.

Dave York - 8 (pretending to be a 3)

Blue and I disagreed the most on this one. I think because Dave is both a solid 3 housecat and a vicious feral 8 at the same time. Which leads me to the conclusion that Dave is the cat who has let you adopt him for the moment - because it suits him to have a warm place and nice food through the winter. But he will eat your goldfish and then disappear as soon as the weather turns.

Oberyn Martell - 7

Oberyn has many homes and none. There’s at least four different families in the neighborhood that believe he’s “their” cat but he goes where he pleases. Will absolutely scratch the shit out of you if you try to capture/collar him. Motherfucker is lethal but insists on the organic salmon. Has never and will never be neutered. The father of half the kittens in the neighborhood.

Din Djarin - 7

He’s an outdoor cat with no interest in being indoors. He’ll let you pet him and then suddenly bite you and not even he knows why. He’ll follow people home but doesn’t go inside. Probably has fleas

Frankie Morales

Frankie is a dog. We will not be taking questions at this time.

[early20sfailingplenty]

Honestly.😩 I initially sent this in as a half joke but the more I thought about it, the more I was like... well, actually?😩😩😩

I do drink a fuck ton of coffee, more than I should, but yet I never experience withdrawal effects if I DON'T drink it (that I've noticed, anyway), and a chat with my nutritionist when I had to have one for my coeliacs revealed that she believed I was fine so🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Pffft Ash can drink so much beer. Like, so much. It'd be interesting to go head to head with him, so to speak. I'd slow down if he asked me to.🥺 Hell, for Ash, I'd hold his gaze with mine and turn all the lights off. Just for him. Don't tell him that though - if his ego gets any bigger, he won't fit in the Delta.😂💀

Lots of looooooooove to you!!!❤❤❤❤❤

I wonder who drinks more...

me and coffee

or

ash and beer?

🤔🤔🤔

Damn it is a HARD question.

A dead fucking heat, like who would it be?

I am tempted to say that it's YOU! Like from what you have said you drink a fuck ton of coffee, I think you can out drink Ash when it comes to sheer volume. He would find it impressive. And a little scary.

He knows getting you to slow down is impossible though so he doesn't try.