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[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

*Octavia and Regongar skipping stones on a lake*

Octavia: It's such a beautiful evening.

Regongar, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

[antiloquist]

Regongar: So... who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Tristian: ... I did. I broke it. I-

Regongar: No, no you didn’t. Harrim?

Harrim: Don’t look at me, look at Valerie.

Valerie: What? I didn’t break it.

Harrim: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Valerie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Harrim: ... Suspicious.

Valerie: No, it’s not.

Jubilost: I-if it matters, probably not, but... Octavia was the last one to use it.

Octavia: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Jubilost: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Octavia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jubilost!

Tristian: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Regongar.

Regongar: No. Who broke it?!

Valerie: Regongar... Jaethal’s been awfully quiet.

Jaethal: Really?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

*Cut to Regongar, by himself while everyone is still arguing in the background*

Regongar: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

*He looks back to the argument which is only growing in volume*

Regongar: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[undyingembers]

Katala: I protect people who are weaker than me!

Katala: Which is everyone.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Regongar: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Nok-Nok will and will not eat.

Amiri: Grass? yes!

Regongar: Moss? Yes!

Amiri: Leaves? Oh, yes!

Regongar: Shoelaces? Strange, but true!

Amiri: Worms? Sometimes!

Regongar: Rocks? Usually, no.

Amiri: Twigs? Usually!

Regongar: Valerie's cooking? Inconclusive!

Octavia: How did you... test this?

Regongar: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this', and if he eats it, he eats it.

Linzi: I don't know how to feel about this.

Jubilost: Is that where all my spare shoelaces went?!

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Regongar: *screams*

Amiri: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Linzi: Should we do something?

Octavia: No, I want to see who wins.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Jubilost: Time for plan G.

Linzi: Don't you mean plan B?

Jubilost: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tristian: What about plan D?

Jubilost: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Octavia: What about plan E?

Jubilost: I'm hoping not to use it. Tristian dies in plan E.

Jaethal: I like plan E.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Linzi: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Jaethal: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Linzi: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Nok-Nok: Edible.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

At the House at the Edge of Time

Jaethal: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Tristian: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.

Jaethal: Death isn't real and I'm basically a goddess.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Regongar: Self-care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Linzi: No! Self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Amiri: Self-care is the burning heat when rage washes over you! Self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists! Self-care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!

Kanerah: Self-care is taking your birthday cake, just so I can eat the frosting.

Jubilost: If you touch my birthday cake, I'll make you eat your hands.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Octavia: Violence isn't the answer.

Regongar: You're right.

Octavia: *sighs in relief*

Regongar: Violence is the question.

Ocatvia: What?

Regongar, bolting away: And the answer is yes!

Octavia, running after him: No-

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Linzi: I can't believe you won't let any of us inside your house.

Ekundayo: You already know too much about me.

Octavia: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us inside your house.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Kanerah: I just ended a four years relationship.

Linzi: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you alright?

Kanerah: Hm? Oh, yes, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Tristian: There are seven chairs and ten children, what do you do?

Valerie: Have everyone stand.

Linzi: Bring three more chairs!

Kanerah: The most important ones can sit down.

Jaethal: Kill three.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Regongar: *kicks down the door, looking panicked*

Octavia: What did you do?

Regongar: Nobody died!

Ocatavia: What kind of answer is that?!

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Regongar: Must be hard, not being able to laugh.

Kanerah: I do have a sense of humour, you know.

Regongar: I've never heard you laugh before.

Kanerah: I've never heard you say anything funny.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Valerie: What does 'take out' mean?

Amiri: Food.

Octavia: Courting.

Jaethal: Murder.

Regongar: It can mean all three if you're not a coward.