3x08 thoughts and spoilers
-crosshair: WHO (reminding us he has no clue what theyve been up to like at all) but also the omega crosshair dynamic keeps getting better
-PHEEE she knows :( minor tech mention :(
-thank u hunter for being concerned about your baby brother
-i love fennec lets go lesbians lets go
-no hunter shower scene :(
-i like omegas new lil jacket. she gets a new outfit every episode. when is it crosshairs turn for an island outfit. :(
-batcher is so crosshairs dog she loves him
-UGH i want to know what happened to that man in tantiss but at least he’s trying
-who do we think fennecs contact is because i have three options: 1) Ventress— knows what an mcount is probably. force user hunting down force users ok go. but why would she work for the empire after everything. 2) Bane—in the trailer, we know fennec knows him, and hes taken force sensitive kids before in tcw 3) Boba. just for fun
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(Hi, me again. Thank you for the cat picture, it was adorable, in return I have an ask for Remus because it truly is criminal not to.)
Hi Remus I’m the lawnmower ghost Janus was talking to. I wanted to check in with you and ask how you are doing? And how’s the sleepover going? Also you and Janus are adorable together, seeing you interact with each other makes my heart melt into a pile of goo because of the cuteness, I hope you have fun together. Now fun fact did you know that dandelions taste best in spring before they flower as well as in autumn (fall) and are completely edible meaning unless you are allergic you can eat as many as you want! bye for now.
Remus had his head leaned onto Janus' thigh and a controller in his hand as he showed his crush how to get through a level on resident evil 4. Jan kept throwing out very totally helpful warnings like "Look out, zombie!" and "UGgghh aagghg"
A zombie suddenly jumped out at the character and Remus could feel the way his crush jumped in their seat. They instinctively brought their hand down to cover his eyes while covering their own eyes as well.
"Jannie baby, I can't play if I'm not seeing anything" Remus said while trying to bite their hand.
"Oh- Sorry" They quickly pulled their hand away.
He sent them a shit eating grin while continuing to play. "Don't tell me you're scared" He teased.
"Me!? Scared!???? Such foolery! Complete and utter mockery! Defamation even! I would never get frightened by some pixels on a screen! Never! Never ever! Such is not my character! I have no fear!"
Remus chuckled at their grumpy expression "Sure Janister"
A group of zombies jumped onto the character and their stats weren't high enough to outrun them. Remus let out a lil "Oh noooo. We diiieeed" Before handing the controller back to his crush "Your turn"
"Ah yes, now you shall the ultimate tactics used by a master gamer" Janus replied sarcastically "Buckle up bitch. I am going to blow these zombies"
"WHAt?"
"BLOW! LIKE their HEADS! OFF! With a gun!!"
"You're right. A master tactic. I have never seen anyone trying that before in a video game"
It took about 5 seconds before Janus clicked all the wrong buttons at the same time and the character almost instantly died. He could hear Remus cackling beside him.
"Wow you suck. Guess you really did blow in some way then"
"Ha ha. Very funny" Janus replied dryly.
Remus wrapped his arms around their shoulders and pulled them close "Now I shall do a live reenactment of what happens to our lil guy when you keep getting him eaten by zombies!!"
He proceeded to open his mouth wide open and sink his teeth into a chunk of Janus' mini afro. He let out several zombie noises while continuing to nibble. His crush just sat there, accepting the fate that came with being Remus' friend.
"You're dead now" Remus helpfully informed while leaning back.
"Thanks. Being dead feels great"
“Your hair kinda tastes like lemons. Did you know that? Like the color yellow but like fruity-”
He was interrupted by your message. Both of the dudes turned to you. Remus sent his crush a smug look when he heard the message was only for him.
“I’m doing fantastic! I feel like a blood eagle right after finding a good human to feast from-”
“Do you mean a leech?” Janus filled in.
“I said what I said. The sleepover went good as well!- or uh I had to lock myself in the bedroom before actually falling asleep ‘cause I got just a bit anxious- But up until then I watched the movie with everyone else and I cuddled with Jannie under a big warm blanket the entire time until he fell asleep and snored like GRAAh PHEEE GRAAhh PHEE-”
“That is certainly not how I sound in my sleep”
“Sounded like it to me. You drooled all over my shoulder as well”
Janus moved his hands around in front of Remus’ face while making magician noises “Poof. Now you’ve forgotten that”
“Huh. Wow. Feel like I just forgot something. Hmm must be a magician maniac on the loose again”
Your message continued. Remus bonked his head against Janus’ shoulder while smiling.
“Aww the ghost called you cute”
“They called US cute. Together. It’s like what Picani tells me about ‘fusing’. Too obtain optimal cuteness we must first fuse together”
“And create nuclear power in the process???”
“How am I to know. I haven’t seen the shows he talks about”
Remus’ eyes lit up when you told the fact about the dandelions. His head slowly turned to look at his crush while his lips slowly expanded into a mischievous grin. He jumped up on his feet and grabbed onto Janus’ hands to pull him up as well.
They didn’t even have a chance to ask what he was doing before they were pulled along, out of the apartment and down the stairs. He kicked the entrance door open. The snow had started to melt away in some places of the grass. A few flowers could be seen sticking up like true champions.
Janus watched as Remus let go of them before slamming his whole body down into the grass. He rolled around like a feral Chihuahua. When he found dandelions he clawed them up and dumped them into his gullet.
He turned to Janus and beamed at him with flowers stuck between his teeth.
“This is some good shit!!” He exclaimed “Wanna try?”
“Honey this is the grass belonging to a fancy apartment neighborhood. There is definitely weed killer on those”
“Oh great! That just adds to the taste. I should add these to my gamer juice! It will fit well with monster and dishsoap”
“Yes dear. Your chances of surviving the zombies will most definitely get higher if you’re tripping balls”
“I mean. I know it doesn’t. I have literally been tripping balls while playing video games and I sucked at it. I started to cry one time while playing pac-man because I was high on a mix of ketamine and GHB and thought I was literally killing things”
“And yet you kept going?”
“Hey those guys I was killing could have been assholes!”
“...You’re not....wrong”
Janus sat down beside him in the grass and watched in awe as Remus ate dandelions at an inhuman pace. Sometimes he would stop the eating just to make a snowball so he could throw it at him. Sometimes he would lick up the snow instead.
Holy shit Janus loved him so much. How could there be a more majestic person on earth.
“Well this was a delicious breakfast” Remus said after a while. He had flowers and grass all over his cheeks “Wanna go back inside?”
“Oh no I’m actually waiting for us to eventually freeze to death”
Remus cackled at that while standing up. He took Janus’ hand again as they walked back. He swung their hands between them.
“I still have the rehab ‘coin’ by the way”
“What?” Janus asked.
“The one you scribbled for me. it’s hanging on the wall in the bedroom so it won’t get destroyed. I look at it sometimes. It’s a nice reminder with the extra touch of Janniness”
Janus blushed a little “Glad I could help”
They entered the apartment again. Rowan was laying on one of the couches with Patty cuddled up on top of her. Pat had changed into a red hoodie that was actually her girlfriend’s so it was a bit tight. Ro had one arm wrapped around her and one hand on the end of her waist with her fingers lazily playing with the waistband of her underwear.
“REM!” Ro shouted while beaming “I have a girlfriend!!!”
“You already told me y’know. Lemme guess is the girlfriend an invicible mutant fish or Patty?”
“PATTY!!”
“Wow. Congrats. Getting that hot potent married nut I see”
“DUKEY! Foul language!”
“Sure is fucker”
Remus sent Patty a few sharp dagger looks to warn her in case she didn’t treat his sister like a queen, before dragging Janus along back to the game. The girlfriends continued to cuddle and make out and be overall grossly cute. Rowan kept murmuring small compliments like “My girlfriend has gorgeous hair” and “My girlfriend has a smile that can cheer up anyone” to test out the word girlfriend. They made Patty get all giggly. Especially when she murmured them while kissing her.
Patty peered over to them “We were thinking of a date to celebrate the girlfriendification. A full day thing. You wanna come along? I could be a double date!”
“We’re uh not dating” Janus replied.
“It could be a date for your blossoming bromance” Rowan added.
Patty nodded along “We were thinking a spa day, Some museum hopping, Ro said we could go to a film festival maybe. We’re just having a hard time deciding”
Remus shrugged while shooting a zombie “Can’t help you with deciding but if Jannie goes I’ll go as well. Unless you’re going to some opera that doesn’t include murder”
“Oh I would love to go! It all sounds lovely. Very high class. High art. I like that. I am a cultured snake. I am also a snake that loves to relax in a warm pool and or while being massaged. I am versatile”
“More like versi-tail!” Patty exclaimed. Rowan burst out into a cackle.
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