#picks him up like a wet cat and sticks him in a cage. mine now

[speltfields]

do u guys think. shane is so touch starved. i know my farmer would be holing up at the farm for weeks at a time

[charlybradburry]

Goddamn cats! Part I

Goddamn cats! Part I

 Characters/Pairing:  Dean, Sam, Reader, Rowena (mentioned); Dean x Reader

Summary: It’s never a good idea to accept candy while being on a witch hunt.

Note: thoughts look like this; also special thanks to @crispychrissy for being a great help getting rid of all the shitty grammar and spelling of mine.

Wordcount: ~1,500

Warnings: pertty weird, spells, cats, allergies....I really don’t know what to write here...

It all started like a harmless hunt. An easy peasy teeny weeny witch hunt…

”Dean! It's clear what we're searching for! People disappear, speaking animals appear in the animal shelters… It's a witch! What more do you need! An invitation?!” You lift an eyebrow and watch him in the front of the Impala with crossed arms.

His forest green eyes roll as he turns around to face you. “Never said something else, sweetheart.”

You sigh and stick your tongue in his direction. The passenger door opens and Sam folds his long legs into the black beauty. You lean back in the dark leather and look at the taller brother. “So Sam, what did you find? Witch or no witch, that’s my question!” You wink and stretch a bit.

“Since all of them bought a pet in the same shop and brought them back after a maximum of one week, I would say you were right, y/n.”

“Ha! Told ya!” You grin widely and look at your now pouting boyfriend. “Dean… you know I love you!” You lean over between the front seats and press a soft kiss on his jawline. “So what you're telling us is that they were terrible people? Giving those poor little kittens and puppies hope and then throwing them away again?” You sigh and look between the brothers while exclaiming your thoughts. “I don’t like them.”

“So plan is, check the shop, find him or her, kill the witch, and go back to the bunker?” Dean asks and starts the engine, the calming purr fills the air.

Of course it sounded easy, it definitely was easy! You were on so many witch hunts already, I couldn’t be that bad, right?! Yeah…until the part where…

“Poor honey! Why would someone bring back such a cutie, huh? Oh and you're such a big cuddler. I would take you home with me in a heartbeat.” You kneel in front of one of the cages in the shop that you should check, petting a big ginger cat with long fur as she presses against your hand.

“She's a cutie, right?” The brunette shopkeeper stands behind you and smiles down at you.

You look back at the cat and keep petting her head. “She really is, unfortunately my boyfriend would kill me if I brought a cat home,” you murmur, smiling sadly and looking back at him. “Does she have a name?”

He chuckles and walks up to the counter, picking up a lemon drop from the glass display. “There's always a way to change someone's mind. Oh, and her name is Max.” He hands you the bonbon and grins at you.

…ok maybe it was a bad idea to eat that sugar! Especially when you're on a witch hunt, but you needed something!

Now you were laying on the motel room on the bed you were sharing with Dean, curled up on one of his worn shirts, searching for some comfort in the well known smell.

Ok, y/n! Don’t panic! Everything will be fine!

As the door opens and the lights get turned on you feel the light burning to bright in your wide pupils, you squint your eyes and hiss to the door. “Sam! Why the fuck is there a god damn cat in our room?! And where the fuck is, y/n?!” you keep growling and snuggle a bit deeper into the shirt, your nose pressing into the fabric. “Hey! That’s mine!”, Dean shouts at you and you press your ears against your head rumbling at him. “'m here Dean!” You want to proceed a bit but get interrupted by a row of sneezes. Sam laughs and lets himself fall down onto the second bed, watching the two of you. “Sammy! It's not funny! I'm fucking allergic to cats and now my goddamn girlfriend is one!” You roll your big y/e/c eyes and lick over the fur on your shoulder. “'m sorry, love, but I won't sleep here tonight!” You feel you're pupils getting giant, the light felling way to bright in your eyes. He wouldn’t sleep in the same bed as you? He…he couldn’t do that to you! You needed him! You needed some good rest! “De…” your mouth stands a bit open and your eyebrows knit together, tears filling your big shiny orbs. “Oh no! Nononono! Sweetheart!  That’s not fair! Sammy! Tell her, that puppy eyes aren’t fair!” “Hey you're the one that told her that you wouldn’t sleep in sleep in the same bed as her! She's your problem now!” the younger brothers chuckles and patts on the blanket next to him. “come here, kitty.” You can't resist the urge to bury your face in his chest for too long. Just moments later you find yourself pressing against the warm shirt inhaling your best friends scent. Again he laughs and starts rubbing just the perfect spot behind your ear. Dean’s eyes glued to you and his brother are filled with jealous, burning hot and heavy inside of him. With a sigh he tries to focus on other things “Y/n….sweetheart…you know I didn’t mean it like that….*tshoo*…it's just…*tshoo* as much as I love you…I also really like to breath…” You look at him, forehead crinkled, eyes squint together and with a weary “Huh” you keep rubbing your face against Sam’s hand. “Hey…how does this sound to you, funsize…” you knew it would be coming at some point. You weren’t that tiny normally. Nearly as tall as Dean it was something different, and you knew he would now never stop calling you this for the rest of your life. “I head to the pharmacy and see if I can get my clumsy brother some medicaments against his allergy and he calls Rowena to check out if we can get you back to normal!” You start purring at the thought of Dean hugging around you in his sleep like he always did. Stopping immediately as you heard said one growl, just as Sam stopped rubbing your head. “'m… sorry…” he stutters and blushes deep red shifting uncomfortable from one leg to the other, hurrying to change the subject: “*tshoo* how did you get turned into a freaking cat anyway?” “So you remember you sent me alone to one of the pet shops? Yeah…turns out it's not a good idea to accept candy from strangers and eat it when you're on a witch hunt…” you sigh at the end of your short explanation and sit down on Sams lap. He starts rubbing your head again and you feel the purr raising in your chest but looking at your boyfriend you swallowed hard and hoped back on the washed out AC/DC shirt. “Better, love?” A shaky breath escapes his lips and he nods showing his approval. “Much better, thanks y/n/…” he sits down next to you and reaches for his phone. “Sam? You go to the pharmacy and I try to call Rowena? Y/n can't stay as a cat…” “Honey? You know…that you shouldn’t mix allergy meds with…you know…” oh man. That felt like telling him you were pregnant… “With alcohol…”  Eyes widening he lets go of the phone, the bump letting you twitch. “What exactly do you mean by: Should not?!” He swallows hard and fixates you with his emerald swollen eyes. “I…I mean…oh man! It means, that I don’t want to bring you to the hospital! Especially not when I'm a cat and can't explain why I'm a fucking talking cat!” a small hiss leaving your mouth and your ears sticking to your head.  Sam laughs and stretches a bit. “Ok guys, while you two discuss this, I'll head to the pharmacy and get the med. And while I do that I'll directly check on the witch. I think we should get rid of her before more people end up like this!” with that he disappears and a moment later you hear babys engine row. You lock your eyes on Deans strong silhouette, watching how his body tensed and another sneeze shook his body. “I could also sleep in baby, you know?” he looks at you with wet eyes, his voice sounding like his nose finally got clogged. “Oh yeah! What a great idea! You'll catch a cold and I'll have to take care of it! Not on my watch, Winchester!” Your ears twitching  as you try to lift a nonexistent eyebrow. He sighs again and reaches his hand for your paw. Immediately you remember his allergy and move just out of his reach. Eyes glued to his long fingers that are searching for the comforting touch he needed right now. “Just promise me that this won't be a forever state…and that you're going to make pie once we're back at the bunker…” He smiles weakly at you and his hand falls flat against the mattress with another deep-drawn sigh escaping his lips. He grabs one of the tissues Sam had left on the nightstand.

[andalynnamass1997]

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[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #290

“More Bath Time, Cp Attacks, NOTCH Manual”

[Notch] Scrubs Cp, wincing from all the scratches and then sets him on the edge of the tub without letting go-

[CP] Tail is whipping wildly-

[Notch] Presses his hands against the cat, scraping the hair down to squeeze the water out and squeezing his tail lightly from base to tip -

[CP] Hissing-

[Lie] Can't stop laughing-

[Stevie] Splashing around-

[Flux] Is watching calmly-

[Notch] Gives Cp a kiss on the head and lets go of him-

[CP] Darts over to the basket Lie is in-

[Flux] - Do you need any tending to Notch?

[Notch] Is pulling off his sopping clothes- Nah, I'm okay. Come here kiddo, it's your turn. - He works his fingers through Stevie's hair.

[Stevie] Laughs as he splashes more water-

[Flux] Stands and slips into the tub behind Notch, letting her clothes disapate and wrapping her arms around him-

[Notch] Smiles blissfully and settles back against her a bit- You make sure you get your nethers Stevie.

[Stevie] - I don't know how

[Flux] Rubs Notch's shoulders a bit-

[Notch] Just rub some water on them, it's easy.

[Stevie] - Oh, okay

[CP] Once certain enough attention is off of him decides to get a bit of revenge on his snickering wife and grabs the basket before flipping her into the water-

[Notch] Lunges to catch her in case she can't swim-

[Lie] Flails a bit in the water-

[CP] Smug expression-

[Notch] Dick move Cp! Especially since she's always cold. - He sets her on the edge and tries to squeeze out her fur a bit. - You look so small...

[Lie] - I feel really heavy...

[CP] - What?  She was the one laughing at me being all wet

[Notch] Yeah, but she's a long hair Cp. It'll take her much longer to dry out.

[CP] - Eh, I'm warm

[Lie] - If you wanted to cuddle you could have just climbed into the basket...

[Notch] Squeezes out her tail-

[Lie] Is still pretty wet but at least isn't going to be dragging water everywhere like a mop-

[Stevie] Is hiding under the water-

[Notch] Gives her a hug- Just sit next to the lava. You'll be dry pretty quick.

[Lie] - I think I will

[CP] Whines a bit-

[Lie] - You have no reason to be whining

[Notch] Yeah. Cut it out. - He settles back in the water. His scratches sting but it still feels good after such a stressful day. He looks over at Flux and her hair is floating in a serene cloud around her-

[Stevie] Jumps up out of the water near Notch- Rawr!

[Notch] YIKES!

[Flux] Giggles softly- Seems somebody is picking up his brother's habits

[Notch] That's a frightening thought...

-There's a little bit of shuffling and a rythmic clicking noise from above.

[Flux] - Hmmm?  What's that?

[Notch] Someone's home. I wonder who?

[Lie] - I could look if you want

[Notch] Nah, I think they're coming down anyway.

[Lie] Humms and curls closer to the fire-

-There's a bit of padding and more clicking and TLOT comes down the steps with Steve leaning on him, both of them start a little to find the others there.

[Steve] Looks at Stevie and the cats and shakes his head sadly. -mmmmrrrrrrr.

[Stevie] Gasps and his eyes get wide at the sight of Steve-

[CP] Irritated noises-

[Notch] At TLOT- At least you seem more relaxed now...

[TLOT] I lost my temper... I'll apologize properly when I can.

[Lie] Trots over to TLOT- Better heat source

[TLOT] Mow? Oh, you're wet. Yeah. Okay. - He loafs next to the lava tub and flops over with his tail in a lazy U-shape.

[Steve] was clicking his foot claws on the floor as he walked and hunkers down by the tubs as well. -sigh-

[Lie] Curls up and briefly sticks her tongue out at CP-

[Stevie] Bolts upright and rushes through the water towards Steve- Cool!

[TLOT] Pats Lie with a huge paw and lays his chin on the floor-

[Steve] Yips in surprise but can't get out of the way quick enough-

[Stevie] - Cool!  Cool!  Cool!

[Steve] Wide eyes- ???

[Notch] Stevie? You know that's your buddy right? That's Father Steve.

[Stevie] - Other Steve?- Gets a really big smile and bounces

[Steve] Mouth is open a little bit and he cocks his head at Stevie. His teeth are huge and sharp - Rowr?

[Stevie] Laughs happily-

[TLOT] You should have seen him mining Stevie, he was kicking the blocks out with those huge claws.

[Stevie] - That's so cool!

[Flux] Leans against Notch with a smile as she watches Stevie-

[Steve] Gives a little whistly sigh and pats Stevie on the head with a clawed hand-

[Stevie] Giggles before going over to grab CP-

[CP] Starts scrambling to get away-

[Lie] - I hope he gets wet again

[Notch] Suspiciously - What are you doing Stevie?

[Stevie] Getting brother

[CP] Is successfully grabbed-

[Notch] Whhhhy?

[Steve] Turns a little bit, it's obvious he can't seem to get comfortable, partly because his tail isn't jointed much.

[CP] Is dragged back into the water-

[Stevie] - To show other Steve

[Steve] Scrabbles back a little so Cp isn't in scratching distance- snurf?

[TLOT] Steve's spent time around Cp when he was a cat before Stevie.- pauses- Though he says he's never seen him soaked to the bone like that before-

[Stevie] - Oh...- In his disappointment starts lowering his brother farther into the water

[Steve] Scoots up and dips his paws in the water to lift Cp up again so he doesn't drown- Cuuurrow?

[TLOT] No need for that Stevie. We like Cp, despite his attitude.

[CP] As soon as he's out of Stevie's grasp and leaps out of Steve's grip and bounds over TLOT to his other side-

[Stevie] - No need for what?

[TLOT] Disappointment. Why don't you tell us what you did today that warranted a family bath.

[Notch] Chuckles a little-

[TLOT] Lifts his head to check on Cp, and starts to purr.

[Steve] Chrreep.

[Stevie] - I went outside and jumped in puddles after brother blew up the door!

[CP] Swats at TLOT-

[TLOT] Sounds like fun. Ow. Easy on the nose Cp.

[CP] - Fuck off

[Stevie] - And we had a bird in the house!

[TLOT] Oh! Cn!

[Notch] Yeah, he's a little bird again. Firebird is stuck human and the two of them went off together.

[Lie] - Plus Stevie had his picture taken today with his brother

[Steve] Happy cooing-

[TLOT] That sounds adorable-

[Notch] I'll show you when I get out.

[Flux] Places a hand on Notch's leg- For now just relax

[Lie] - My husband also decided to drag me into the water

[TLOT] Ah, I was wondering why you were all wet.

[Notch] I will. This feels heavenly

[Lie] - I was nice and comfy in the basket...

[TLOT] Well now you can be comfy next to me. - He turns his glitch up to make himself even toastier-

[CP] Growls a little-

[TLOT] More happy purring. - Oh shush.

[Steve] Dips a toe in the water-

[CP] Goes and bites TLOT's tail-

[TLOT] Lets out a growl of his own and it's much louder-

[Steve] Eases into the water-

[CP] Still biting-

[Lie] - CP stop it

[TLOT] Opens his jaws near Cp and hisses at him, his teeth are as long as a persons finger and his breath is incredibly hot-

[CP] Moves away, but takes the tail with him-

[TLOT] Loud growl, and tugs his tail in little pulls to get it away from Cp- I am not a chew toy-

[CP] - Then get away from my wife

[Lie] - Oh for fucks sake...

[TLOT] Puts a paw on Cp's head and gives him a push-

[CP] Stumbles backwards and hisses, dropping a bit of TLOT's fur-

[TLOT] Flips his tail up around Lie and growls at Cp-

[Steve] Settles on the floor of the tub with his chin on the edge and rolls his bright blue eyes at Cp- Hufff-

[CP] Just starts pacing back and forth-

[Stevie] Goes over to Steve and touches his side-

[Steve] Twitches and looks back at him- mmr?

[TLOT] Decides to clean Lie, his tongue is hot and it's helping her dry faster.

[Lie] Purrs-

[CP] Leaps at TLOT's head to bite the ears-

[Stevie] - Can I ride you?

[TLOT] Pointedly ignores Cp's tiny teeth, and keeps cleaning Lie- Asshole.

[Steve] Mrrp? Umm...

[TLOT] He says yes, if you put pants on first.

[Stevie] - But they're dirty

[Notch] I'll run them through my inventory, that should dry them too. - Humps up the edge to grab the clothes-

[CP] Still biting at everything he can get and even swipes at TLOT's face-

[Stevie] Bounces excitedly-

[TLOT] Flattens his ears and shuts his eyes- You're testing me...

[CP] - Then stop doing what you're doing!

[Notch] Gets everything but Stevie's shirt, it's over by the slime cage. He puts it away and takes it out again. It doesn't mend anything, but it does clean it. - Here you go Stevie-

[Stevie] Clambers out so he can put his clothes on-

[TLOT] Turns his head quickly and snatches Cp off his back before plunking him roughly next to Lie. - Enough of that.

[CP] Hisses at TLOT-

[Steve] Clambers out of the tub and just kind of bounces around, he's swiftly dry since his scales just shed the water. He hunkers down a little and watches Stevie.

[TLOT] Starts cleaning Cp as well, begining with a big lick on his face-

[Stevie] Once dressed he runs over and starts trying to climb on-

[CP] Fast rapid swats-

[TLOT] Uses one of his huge paws to hold Cp down and keeps licking him-

[Steve] Helps Stevie a little and then holds his feet, so Stevie is on his shoulders before standing up-

[Stevie] Happy giggling-

[CP] - STOP THAT!

[Steve] Waits until he's situated and then lopes off up the steps, running around the perimeter of the lab and doing some little jumps from the steps. He's as nimble as a cat in this shape and corners on a single pixel-

[TLOT] Shoves Cp over and cleans his belly and nethers with one very hot and decisive lick-

[CP] Shudders and goes for an attack-

[Lie] Huffs and considers just flopping on her husband-

[Stevie] Loud happy laughing-

[TLOT] Gets his tail with a chuff of breath and then goes back to cleaning Lie with his ears pressed flat-

[CP] Goes for the attack again-

[Lie] - Can you press him in this form?

[TLOT] Yes, but I was trying not to make him more furious. He's not really hurting me, just annoying me. My furs pretty thick.

[Lie] - If you're sure...

[TLOT] Nuzzles her belly, which both protects his eyes and nose and makes her warm.

[Lie] Chirps at the nuzzling-

[TLOT] PUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR

[Steve] Does a few little kicks to show off for Stevie-

[CP] Spits a fireball at TLOT's back-

[Stevie] Almost slides off-

[TLOT]  Loses some hair and lifts his head before roaring into Cp's face, it's like wind straight from the nether with a side order of angry spittle-

[Steve] Holds Stevie's legs but slows down a little so he doesn't slide- Chrrreep?

[Notch] Winces at the volume-

[CP] Growls right back at TLOT-

[Stevie] - Loud...

[Notch] Ugh. STOP FIGHTING WITH HIM CP.

[TLOT] You've got balls, I'll give you that, but you're being stupid and annoying right now.

[CP] Flinches and hunkers down to the ground- Oh fuck off

[TLOT] No.

[Notch] Settles back down against Flux- Sheesh..

[CP] Still growling a little-

[Flux] Hugs Notch- It will be alright

[TLOT] Cp, you have a choice here. You can settle down with me and Lie and be warm and cozy or I can press you. I really don't want too since it requires concentration, but I will if you keep atacking me.

[CP] - Then stop getting your scent all over my mate!

[Lie] Cock's head a little- CP are you feeling alright?

[TLOT] Wait.... Are you having another energy buildup Cp?

[CP] -Shut up

[Lie] -Well we still don't know where Honedge is...

[TLOT] If you want to make love to burn it off a bit you can take one of the empty rooms

[Lie] Becomes a bright little ball- Uh...  But...   Um...

[TLOT] What?  It's a huge house. It's not like you'll have no privacy. And you're even more adorable when you glow like that

[CP] Attacks again while TLOT is distracted-

[TLOT] Balls up with Lie in the middle- ow ow ow ow ow ow

[Steve] Comes running back over with Stevie and growls at Cp

[CP] Swats at Steve-

[Stevie] Brother?

[Steve] is scratched and shoves Cp to try and knock him on the floor

[CP] Hisses as he lands on the floor-

[Steve] makes a protective sounding, angry bark at Cp

[CP] Angry growl-

[Lie] Sighs- He's not going to stop, is he?

[TLOT] He is rather single- minded today... And territorial.

[Lie] - Well he did only just get sex back right before all this happened...

[Notch] Yeah they were inturrupted.

[TLOT] No wonder he's pissed

[Lie] - I'm not sure if the berry is still in affect though...

[TLOT] just make some more. I'll lend you my energy if you need it

[Notch] you should give me the flash drive though, if you're going to be preoccupied.

[Lie] - Er...- Glances at the now tipped over basket

[Steve] picks up the basket and shakes it a little. The wrapped sandwich falls out with a soft thump.

[Notch] Notices that the wool square is in the tub now- fuuuuck

[Lie] Mutters- God damn it CP

[TLOT] Gets the shape of it from their minds and gives Cp a shitty look- way to make things worse Cp

[Steve] Helps Stevie down and pokes the shiny wrapper, sniffing it intently

[CP] - What?  How was I supposed to know it would fall in?

[Notch] deep sigh

[Stevie] -Do you want it?

[Steve] Nods a little-

[TLOT] What is it?

[Lie] - What fell in?  Or the thing Steve wants?

[TLOT] I know about the flash drive already, Markus is very easy to read mentally. I was just being polite.

[Lie] - Ah, well the flash drive HAD what would have fixed all this...

[Stevie] Works on opening the sandwhich for Steve-

[Steve] is super curious about the shiny foil wrapped around it

[TLOT] That's some really flimsy metal

[Lie] - It's foil, it's usually meant for one use and to keep things fresh

[Stevie] Gets it open and offers the sandwhich to Steve-

[Steve] Takes a delicate bite, basically shearing it cleanly in half with his jagged teeth.

[TLOT] Ah, how odd.

[Lie] - It's really common out there...

[CP] Is waiting for the right moment to attack again-

[Steve] Makes a purring noise and gently takes the other piece in his teeth. He pads over and puts it on his husband's paw.

[TLOT] Happily - Thank you.

[CP] Launches an attack again-

[Steve] Angrilly plucks Cp off TLOT and pushes him flat against the floor before hunkering down and leaning on him so the cat is pinned under his breastbone- Huffs

[CP] - FUCKER GET OFF!

[Steve] Makes a little bark that sounds a bit like 'nu-uh'.

[TLOT] Thank you for that as well my lamb. - He pulls a bit of ham off and sets it in front of Lie.

[Lie] Delicately nibbles on the meat- CP can get the next flash drive

[Deer] Is calling for Doc as she and Yaunfen look for them-

[Yaunfen] - Mada!  Mada!

-They're wandering in a swampy area bordered by cliffs and there's an echo-y sneeze from somewhere far above-

[Deer] Encourages Yaunfen to climb onto her back before spreading her wings and flying  up-

-At the top of the cliff is a midsized wooden cabin with it's back facing the cliff-

[Deer] - Love?  Are you there?

-Around the front of the house there's a big hole in one of the walls, and a bit of snuffling from within-

[Deer] Lands as gently as she can-

[Yaunfen] - Mada?

--It's quiet except for the wind and snow and the faint sound of breathing-

[Deer] Moves closer and sticks her head in the hole- It's okay love, I'm here

-There's a noise like claws on wood and some more snuffling-

[Yaunfen] Climbs down off of Deer and goes inside- Mada?  Where are you?

-The dragon is curled up as best they can inside the small house. Their body is spanning two floors, filling the hallways and bunching up in the uppermost room. They're fast alseep but from the sound of their breathing they're likely not faring well in the cold.

[Yaunfen] Goes over and kneels by Doc's head, touching the snout- Mada?

[Doc] Eyes open slow - Yaunfen? Yaunfen! - Xe purrs a bit-

[Yaunfen] - Mada!  Mama's here too!

[Doc] Is she mad at me?

[Deer] - Not at all love

[Doc] Thank goodness... TLOT took a chunk of my tail he was so angry...

[Deer] - I assure you he's significantly calmed down by now

[Doc] Good. - Xe busks against Yaunfen a little. They don't have much room to move. - I fucked up...

[Deer] - It's okay, mistakes happen

[Doc] Can I get a hug if I come out? - Xe snuffles a bit-

[Deer] - You can get more than that

[Doc] Scuttles along and phases through the front of the house into a little coil on the ground-

[Deer] Moves right up next to them, spreading a wing over them while Yaunfen comes and snuggles under her other wing-

[Doc] Sticks just hir head out to sneeze again and then scoots back under- How are the others?

[Deer] - Upset, but otherwise fine.  Gem was stuck in her house and it sounds like BEN had to use bombs to get her out

[Doc] Cp lost his marbles too... And oh gods... Firebird and Herabrine?

[Deer] - He's with Lie and Notch and Stevie

[Doc] Cn? Am I forgetting anyone else?

[Deer] - Firebird is completely human, I don't know about Hera, CN is once again a bird...

[Doc] Groans, and then sniffles again. - The worst thing is, I came up here because I was panicked and now I think I have a cold. And I fell asleep fighting with my command block because for some stupid reason the wi-fi signal is weaker if you get away from the ground level of the seed.

[Deer] - How odd...  Well why don't we get you back down there and warmed up

[Doc] It's too bad I'm too big for a ride. I could really use it.

-There's the sound of heavy footsteps on the wooden stairs leading up tp the plateau-

[Deer] Perks up and pulls Yaunfen a bit closer to her side-

[Buff] Comes into view, shirtless despite the cold and looking elated. - You leave interesting looking dragon tracks Deerheart!

[Deer] - Buff!  What are you doing up here?

[Buff] Following you!

[Deer] - But why?

[Buff] Because you went off in a direction I'd never seen you go and I couldn't find my Herobrine. Also I've never been over here before. The cold is nicely invigorating.

[Deer] - Well we're about to head down to warm up

[Buff] Ah. Do you need any help? Doc looks a bit rough.

[Doc] I feel like cracked cobbles...

[Deer] - That would be appreciated

[Buff] Hey! That reminds me. I have something I wanted to try anyway- He marches determinedly towards Doc, who suddenly looks worried.

[Yaunfen] Peeks out from under Deer's wing to watch-

[Buff] Deerheart, can you move your wing please?

[Doc] Ummm?

[Deer] Pulls her wing back-

[Doc] Is still balled up and hir eyes go wide as Buff crouches and works his hands under hir belly-

[Buff] Makes the smallest grunt of effort and picks up most of the dragon-

[Doc] Wooaah!

[Buff] He wobbles a little as they unspool with him under the chest area.

[Doc] Wiggles hir lifted front feet in consternation-

[Deer] Moves to support Doc-

[Doc] I'll walk! It's okay!

[Buff] Hmm. If you were shorter or scrunched up I might be able to pick you up completely... Oh well.

[Deer] - I know, why don't you run ahead of us Buff and get something warm ready for Doc

[Buff] Righty-O! Wait... where are we going?

[Deer] - The space where Doc built this body for me.  It's large enough for both of us

[Buff] I know where that is! I'll get right on it! - He jogs off back down the stairs-

[Doc] Holy crap he's strong...

[Yaunfen] - He lifted Mada!

[Doc] Yeah. I'm so glad he's friendly. - Sneezes again-

[Deer] - Let's hurry and get you warmed up.  Come on Yaunfen, climb back up onto my back

[Yaunfen] - Yes Mama

[Doc] Heads down the narrow stairs. The chunk of fur missing in hir tail is readly apparent from behind-

[Deer] Flies down since her body is wider, but is staying near Doc-

[Doc] Gets a bit better color as they get down to the swamp area. Xe turns to watch her fly- Did you have any trouble my love?

[Deer] - A bit, I was down in the playroom when this happened

[Doc] Oh... How did you get out?

[Deer] - I had some help from Steve and then later some from TLOT, Alexsezia, and Alexis

[Doc] Skirts along the coastline- Good. If everyone pulls together to help out when there's a crisis then at least I did one thing right.

[Yaunfen] - I had fun playing today with the others after Mada left!

[Doc] Sorry to rush off. But I trust Endrea and Markus to babysit. Oh gods.... what about Gk?! He must be furious..

[Deer] - We can check in on everyone once you've warmed up and are feeling alright

[Doc] Snuff- Okay. - Xe hits the warm sand and shakes hir mane a little, climbing the sandhill into the desert-

[Yaunfen] Yawns-

[Deer] - I think it's almost time for somebodies nap

[Doc] Nap sounds good- Xe pads around the side of the shrine-

[Deer] Heads for the large opening to the overhead ahead of them- Don't worry, I'll make certain we aren't disturbed

[Flowey] -Slowly shuffling through the sand, he is one huge bear. He hasn't noticed them-

[Yaunfen] - Mada look!

[Doc] Bristles and hisses unintentionally-

[Flowey] -Head snaps to the side, eyes homing in on them- .... -Snuff-

[Flowey] -Shuffles toward them-

[Deer] - Calm yourself Doc, it's probably one of our friends

[Doc] Scrunches hir head back in a decent impression of Pinwheel- Who's a bear?!

[Flowey] -Snuffs at Doc, an amused smile on his snout-

[Deer] - I'm sorry, we're not familiar with you in this form...  Who are you?

[Doc] Fluff ball, even the fuzzy yellow fur is standing. Hir spirals give the tiniest crackle of static-

[Flowey] -Turns head and gestures at the collection of flowers on one side of his neck. Its a lot of flowers at this size-

[Deer] - ...  Flowey?

[Flowey] -Nod nod nod-

[Flowey] -Happy bear sound-

[Doc] Flowey? I didn't know you could be a bear. Can you talk at all?

[Flowey] -Gives a vague "smaller" gesture-

[Doc] Oh well... are there any other shapeshifters in your group I don't know about?

[Flowey] -Thoughtful look- ....... -Shakes head-

[Buff] Walks around the corner of the hill reading a thin book and quickly stows it away. Not quickly enough for Deerheart to not see what he was doing though.

[Doc] Sorry I hissed at you. -

[Flowey] -Soft snuff and smile-

[Deer] Gives Buff a curious look-

[Buff] Fails to look innocent. He's a terrible liar- I got your soup and stuff!

[Deer] - So what were you reading?

[Flowey] -Shuffles toward Buff curiously at mention of soup-

[Buff] Nothing! - He plunks out an entire cauldron of Oonion soup and the smell wafts everywhere- Wow that's a big bear!

[Yaunfen] - Mada, food?

[Flowey] -Sniffs cauldron a bit-

[Doc] I think we might need more... - Xe copies the cauldron and moves the copies over a bit- I don't think you'd like this Yaunfen. It's not really sweet.

[Buff] The oonions are kinda sweet.

[Doc] That's not good enough

[Flowey] -Just tries some right out of the cauldron curiously. Unsure bear noises-

[Doc] Ruffles around in hir inventory- All I have on me is some coal licorice wheels and a huge peppermint [it's as big as a cake] -

[Buff] offers Flowey a bread loaf-

[Yaunfen] Leaps for the peppermint-

[Flowey] -gently Noms both loaf, and part of Buff's arm-

[Buff] Lets go of the bread and pulls his arm out- That tickles!

[Doc] Lets Yaunfen have it with a smile and laps a bit of soup, it's nice and warm.

[Deer] Moves behind Buff- So, what book are you reading?

[Flowey] -Chew chew bread before flumping down beside cauldron and watching Doc and Yaunfen-

[Buff] Nervous laugh- I'm not reading anything!

[Deer] - Liar, I saw the book you just tried to hide

[Notch] Eheheheeheee.... - A little flushed from his pitful effort at subterfuge.

[Deer] - Sooo, which book is it?

[Buff] A little pleading- I'm not supposed to talk about it!

[Deer] - Oh come now, you know I can keep a secret

[Buff] Ngggghhhh! I can't!

[Deer] - Buff, it's not as if I haven't read most books on the server, I've probably already read it

[Buff] It's not like that!

[Deer] - Then what is it?

[Buff] Looks near crying - I can't talk about it! I'll get deleted!

[Deer] - What?  Is somebody threatening you?

[Buff] No! It's just! Those are the rules!

[Deer] - Buff...   Don't you trust me?

[Buff] Looks unhappy - I trust you.

[Deer] - Buff, I'm the server, I should be aware of potential threats so I can help stop them

[Buff] It's not a threat... it's just something new, that I'm responsible for...

[Deer] - What is it?

[Buff] Something from the update....

[Deer] - Will you show me?  Please?

[Buff] No. I can't show it to you. It's for NOTCHs only. Or else...

[Deer] - Buff please...

[Buff] Is genuinely disturbed and unhappy. - No. I can't risk it. It's nothing bad though. I'm just not supposed to show it to anyone.

[Deer] - So it's something related to NOTCH's...  I wonder if Markus ended up with one...

[Buff] Without thinking- No, because Markus isn't an AI, whoops...

[Deer] - Oh really?

[Buff] Takes a careful step back, ready to bolt-

[Deer] Pounces on him-

[Buff] Is pounced and makes a suprisingly high-pitched squeak-

[Deer[ - Come now, just tell me

[Buff] Very quietly- It's a handbook for NOTCHs. But I can't show it to you!

[Deer] - Is that all?

[Buff] Yes! But it's important! And I'll be deleted if I let it slip!

[Deer] - Oh alright- She gets off of him

[Buff] Breathing heavy and obviously relieved-

[Deer] Turns her attention back to Doc and Yaunfen-

[Doc] Is snoring peacefully beside an empty cauldron.

[Yaunfen] Is sleeping curled up next to Doc-

[Deer] Smiles and goes to lay next to them-