#sdv posting

[speltfields]

6 hearts

[stxrry-dxys]

“oh but shane starts drinking again after marriage so what’s the point in romancing him?”

shane has stated in two different heart events that he only drinks joja cola and sparkling water when visiting the saloon (prior to AND post marriage mind you)

like i can understand not being a fan of his messy room aesthetic wise, ive never married other candidates for similar reasons. i can understand not liking his dialogue or how rude he can be. but just straight up misinterpreting shane’s recovery process and using that to write him off is really fucking weird. he does not start drinking again, and his 14 heart event goes out of its way to address this. and besides it’s not like he stops visiting the saloon after his six heart event either, but nobody pretends like he’s still drinking alcohol there, because again, his seven heart event goes out of its way to refute that claim.

there’s completely valid reasons to dislike shane, but his “drinking” post six heart event is not one of them.

[yeapples]

cursed pics shane got from the farmer that he can tolerate but only bc they have something to do with chickens

…and parakeets

[awkwardgamergirl]

🌾🥕stardew valley crop cheat sheets🥕🌾

[kutekitty-43]

guess who just got a PRISMATIC SHARD from a monster drop on level 5 of the mines

at least i can get the galaxy sword now

[gladfang]

i also forgot i married haley on this save... after divorcing sam... oh i'm about to do something so fucking funny.

[boogiebooboo]

I like the posts that illustrate how chaotic farmer can be sometimes in sdv such as when you sit outside your love interest’s house/room while you wait to gift them the most random shit, etc…

Now this got me thinking about how easily farmer can go around and chop trees down. That’s a physically demanding task, no? So how would you think the bachelors react to seeing this little farmer person (I think it’d be especially funny with female farmer) swinging their axe around and clearing out land on their farm like it’s no big deal?

I feel like you’d get the biggest reaction from Alex since he prides himself of his physique, but I can’t quite decide if he’s the type to get super pumped by the incredible display of strength and stamina, or if it would challenge his ego and he’d feel inferior to you🤔

[hiroshotreplica]

not fond of the steam achievement to get 2 kids in this game

[speltfields]

[concerningly sweaty] i think he'd...grow a beard in the winter...!!!!!!!!!!

[arsontastic-fandom-takes]

...

I am not active, and yet here I am again.

I really need to get better at resting...

file:///home/arsongremlinized/Documents/SDV_Theres_Something_Strange.mp3

Podfic of @nathanwinter 's fic "there's something strange about that farmer"

Please keep in mind that this is my first time ever making one, so if it sucks, I'm sorry.

Ao3 link to the og fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48286318/chapters/121777609#workskin

[yeapples]

i feel like sam would get sturdy to “creep” by radiohead during break just to get a reaction out of shane

[catholickedd]

should i break up with elliott stardew valley???? i would rather marry sebastian but i don’t want elliott to be mad at me :(

[gladfang]

oh my god that grandpa's bed post was a mod thank GOD he's still fighting for his life on that rickety blue piece of shit

[a-crumb-of-whump]

Coco in Stardew Valley :3

[gorescreamingshow]

stardew valley is like “here’s a wide range of beautiful singles who all want you and adore you” and i see the depressed alcoholic with an unwashed hoodie full of holes, socks & crocs combo, and a vile attitude and i’m like wow. i desire him, carnally