#pkmn has rivals . but most of the early ones were mean!!!!!!

[quirkle2]

im gonna be real w u guys a while back i saw a post abt mob refusing to accept teru as a rival bc he thinks "rival" means "enemy" and teru is his friend,, well . 21 years of age and i am just now figuring out that rival does not mean enemy

[alolanrain]

Elementary School!AU

I’ve yelled at @pkmn-thenextgeneration about this AU. But I piled all my frantic short/paragraph long texts into one post. And I would also really like your take on this AU as well!

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 Elementary Teacher!AU

Where every little kid adores Ash while all the teachers vie for his attention

He’s the kindergarten teacher that gets all the “special” kids (I.E: abused, ADD, ADHD, kids with other physical and mental problems)

Gary is the other kindergarten teacher that’s been Ash’s best friends since they were toddlers.

He helps with the kids that are growing to fast, and that are far ahead of the rest of them

Gary’s married to Tracey, who’s the well beloved art teacher.

All the female teachers adore Ash because he brings them snacks and hot chocolat when their having one of their bad days

The Principal is Arceus and the other Gods are the teachers that help teach like High school and Middle school

Scratch that Arceus is the head of the school board for that area

And Ash’s “death adventures” is just him going to the middle school or the high school to help out with a teacher problem because most of them are stupid

Raihan, Misty, and Brock are all Gym coaches

until Brock moved to the Nursing unit at the Middle School/Elementary school and his days are split between the two

He’s the one that calls Ash to come deal with the problems at the other places

Ash is the Pokémon Schools District’s most prized teacher

Ash adopts a shit ton of kids and mentally adopts a /shit/ ton more

He gets into arguments with parents like Lusamine and Rose about their treatment of their kids

they don’t have that rule “I’m a parent, I know what’s best” kinda thing

He responds with “AND I’M THE TEACHER WHO TOOK KID PHYSIOLOGY CLASSES FOR SEVEN YEARS STRAIGHT WHILE GETTING THREE OTHER TEACHING MASTERS”

“Parent. Better.”

“Or what”

“/or I will/“

His kids are all spread out between the three /giant/ schools

This is his first year not having any of his kids.

So I’m placing Bonnie, Max, Hop, Marnie, Bede, Lillie, Lana’s two sisters, and Milos three siblings in his class

Gladion and Hau are Freshman collage student and Senior high school student respectively

Ash is around 25 and is a complete Himbo

but like

Himbo 2.0

He’s dumb but also really smart???

He can match and best all the language art teachers, science teachers, and a good few collage teachers (the Professors)

Professor Kukui gets regularly pulled down by Ash to come and talk to his kids

And Ash gets pulled up as well to talk to Kukui’s kids

Because Ash is also apparently the best therapist the school has that’s not really trained to be a therapist

They have a sports day where all the schools combine into one

And everyone is /begging/ Ash to run against Leon and Raihan. The gym coach rivals

And it’s really just the highschool/collage kids wanting to see Ash run and work up a sweat

While his kids and the middle schoolers want to see Ash /crush/ the other two

/and Ash does!/

He beats both Raihan and Leon in a 2 mile lap that he finishes in /five/ minutes

While it takes 9/10 minutes for both to finish

Ash hasn’t broken a sweat and has so much energy that everyone now understands /why/ he’s not teaching an older grade level

And the fact that Ash /likes/ younger kids

then most of the teachers go out to a club that night

And they see Ash dancing and having fun with Dawn and the other girl teachers

Which means they brought /Ash/ on their girls night out

( he’s the DD)

But they all see Ash blushing and giggling as both girls and guys flirt with him

But he kindly rejects them, or one of the female teachers drag him away

And the rest /Never/ Knew Ash could dirty dance

(It’s also the same night Ash gets tugged up on stage and shows off he can mother fucking /pole dance/)

But then at 12 on the dot he’s rounding all the female coworkers and dragging them off to their home

Zoey and Misty are also DD’s

And like, everyone comes in groggy and tired from over drinking.

But Ash is subtly passing out greasy foods during early break time and taking time with Gary (who didn’t go out) to switch between classes so Ash can take everyone else’s class out on respected recess time

And he’s practically a God Ah that point???

Everyone’s been vying for his attention for /Years/

He just wants to teach his kids /dammit!/

but Mr.Paul that teaches 3rd Grade keeps sending him flowers, specially red and white roses, during break time And Ash /knows/ his handwriting.

So the man ain’t slick as /fuck/

He’s like

The main reason why the Pokémon School District is the best School District and multiple states

Even bringing the collage up to around the third best on the nation while also being the fifth best in the world

Because Ash /adores/ the kids no matter what

And he teaches them very good life lessons a few parents forgot teacher their kids and all