#plagg: this has been a public service announcement 😎

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Plagg *talking about Adrien*: He's my best friend, he's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

turns up a year late to this meme with starbucks

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Plagg: Don't be the bigger person today.

Plagg: Be the person that helps them understand that sometimes, when you fuck around, you find out.

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Plagg: Dogs are for people who need to be worshipped as gods.

Plagg: Cats are for people who are strong enough to have a god stand on their chest at 5 in the morning demanding sacrifice.

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Plagg: ***plays Wii music for ambiance***

Plagg: I don't know who needs to hear this, but take a day off from being the bigger person today and choose violence.

Plagg: Be petty. Clap back.

Plagg: When they go low, take it to the floor.

Plagg: Your mama didn't raise no punk bish did she? Didn't think so. Have a nice day 😎