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deathfavor · 1 year
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@kyukicho​ said: “Blood? Are you bleeding?” Baji for Kazutora
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    “  Don’t worry about it, Baji...  “  The words feel heavy on his lips even as he answers cheerfully while staring down at the sink and water red from blood. Kazutora has the distinct impression that he’d just answered the other incorrectly.  (  Well, he had. He hadn’t even answered the question.  )  Baji might not be the brightest out of everyone but he sure as hell wasn’t going to miss that fact.
   Kazutora hadn’t expected to run into Baji. It’d been one of the nights without plans with anyone, and Kazutora had ended up out fighting. Not as Valhalla’s number three, (two, really, considering Hanma was essentially the head), but just as the tiger. Violent and wild, who you could hear by the sound of his bell if he wanted you to. And he wasn’t afraid to take on those bigger and stronger. So he’d fought and fought. He’d fought till his knuckles bled and he knew he’d have nasty bruises the next day, besides his bleeding lip and nose. Not to mention the white shirt he was presently bleeding through. But Baji wasn’t supposed to have caught sight of him, it’s why he’d ducked insider the nearest building for the bathrooms - to wash off the blood and avoid someone he’d spotted in the distance that seemed all too like Baji.
   But the elusive tiger wasn’t elusive enough apparently. Because it’d felt like only a few seconds before Baji had come barging in to the otherwise empty bathrooms and spotted the blood in the sink and Kazutora holding paper towels under his bloody shirt. Kazutora hadn’t yet looked at the injury either, just started using paper towels to try to stop the bleeding, but he was sure there was a gash there from a sharp piece of wire that he’d fallen against in one of the fights. It was nothing but sheer coincidence they’d been in the same area, and the luck was against Kazutora it seemed.
   “  Man, blood’s not that unusual ya know?  Don’t get all so worked up. “  He grins and ignores the pain that making the expression causes from his split lip, ignores the fresh drops of blood that raise to the surface of his lips.  “  You’re out with others, right? Don’t worry. It’s not that bad. I can call Hanma or someone if I start bleeding to death or some shit like that.  “  His free hand waves casually as if to dismiss Baji’s concern. Liar, he’d probably deal with it himself. Fuck. What shitty luck, he didn’t want to worry Baji over this or steal his attention from whatever he was doing. “  We can hang out tomorrow, yeah? Or call me later and we can chat.   “  He pushes the conversation forward to distract from his situation.  “  So don’t worry about me. I’m tough. Whoever you’re with will think it’s weird if you stick around much longer. “  He pushes the laugh past his lips, still playing it cool. At least it didn’t hurt that bad.
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hatakemrs · 2 years
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TR characters finding out Y/n's fighting skills:
Synopsis: What happens when TR characters finds out how well their s/o can fight?
Warning: Use of slight curse words. Mention of violence.
Characters: Matsuno Chifuyu, Mitsuya Takashi, Inui Seishu, Shuji Hanma
Matsuno Chifuyu:
You loved wearing makeup and dressing up feminine.
Chifuyu loved anything that you loved so obviously he liked makeup too.
You two had make-up dates often and doing Chifuyu's make-up was probably your most favorite thing to do.
You knew your boyfriend was a part of a Gang but it didn't bother you because you know he can fight well. So you didn't bought up the gang part often while hanging with him.
Even after that you wanted to meet his friends and he was excited for you to meet them too.
So one day he finally decided to officially introduce you to Toman members.
You were greeted by Mikey, Draken, Baji, Mitsuya, Hakkai, Pah-chin, Peh-an.
You all got along really quick and was having a great time until some other gang members pulled up on the spot.
Within blink of an eye a fight broke out
Chifuyu was trying to protect you but a guy came charging towards you from the opposite side.
With your fast reflexes you quickly turned your body and punched the guys hard across his face.
Your boyfriend was too stunned to speak.
"HOLY SHIT CHIFUYU. YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN FIGHT LIKE THAT?" Baji screamed in my excitement.
Chifuyu just stood there with his mouth open "I-I didn't knew either"
Later Chifuyu started fangirling over you
"YOU WERE SO COOL BACK THERE"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU CAN FIGHT SO WELL?"
Let's just say he left you embarrassed as hell by screaming all this phases is public.
Mitsuya Takashi:
A makeup artist and a fashion designer? Seems to go too well as a couple and You and Mitsuya were this couple.
Mitsuya Loves to sew dresses for you and obviously you love the dress which he makes.
You knew Mitsuya's friends and got along with them pretty well. You even took the initiative to plan Hakkai's surpise Birthday party with them.
You were going home from the cake shop with Mitsuya when so people from different gang surrounded you.
Their main target was Mitsuya but in that moment they tried to hurt you too.
While Mitsuya was busy fighting few guys two people attacked you at the same time.
You hit them with side kick while protecting the cake.
When Mitsuya finished beating the other guys his jaw dropped open to see you have beaten those two guys on your own.
"Takashi I think The cake is ruined-" You said your voice dripping with regret.
"We saved some money we can buy another one" Mitsuya hurriedly answered you.
"B-but Y/n tell me how did you learn to fight like that?" You could clearly hear the mixture of amusement and confusion in his voice.
"Oh that? I used to learn Taekwondo when I was young" you replied modestly.
After that you went to buy cake and the surprise party was successful but all that was going on in Mitsuya's mind was one thing.
"Holy shit, I've got a girlfriend who's beautiful and can fight too. Next time I better not make her angry."
Mitsuya knew you were talented but he could have never guessed his makeup loving girlfriend can beat the shit out of people.
Inui Seishu:
It has been a year since you and Inui had started dating.
You were in high school while Inui worked at D&D Motorcycle Shop with Draken.
Since you visited him quite often you were good friends with Draken and also with his other friends.
Inui trusted you very much and he even opened to you about this gang life and all the incident with his sister and his best friend Kokonoi.
He even told you sometimes how whenever he sees his scar every second of that horrific night plays in his mind.
You knew he was also a little insecure about his scar and you never missed an opportunity to remind him how beautiful he his without or without scar.
One day Inui was walking you home when some local bullies pulled up at the street.
The bullies and shifted few months ago at your apartment and lived on one floor below you and for some reason the leader of the bullies seemed to be obsessed with you.
You never paid heed to their words and ignored them as much as you could but when they started insulting your boyfriend that was your last straw.
"Damn Y/n, That's your boyfriend? He's so fucking ugly the scar on his face makes him look like a monster." the leader said while his followers laughed.
You let go of Inui's hand and walked straight up to those guys. It happened so fast that Inui couldn't even react.
You went to the leader and landed a clean hit on his face. The hit was so hard that the boys fell to the ground and his nose started to bleed.
"You say shit about my boyfriend again and I will make sure you can never speak for the rest of your life." You gave a cold glare to his followers and then ran off scared.
You grabbed the collar of that guy's shirt "And I'm sure you can't call anyone ugly again cause I made sure to break your nose"
With that he ran off too.
"Sorry Sei-" You started but he cut you off.
"Good Lord Y/n, I think I just fell in love with you more" he said amused while you blushed.
Hanma Shuji:
It felt good to be the girlfriend of someone who was the member of Kantou Manji Gang which was feared by many.
Nobody had the courage to pick up on you cause they valued their life
You were currently at a small party which was thrown by the Haitani brothers.
You didn't even know what was the party for but you were just dragged by your boyfriend.
Most of the people had left except some people whom we didn't knew and 6 of those whom you knew.
There was Sanzu, Kokonoi, Kakucho, The Haitani brothers, Hanma and you.
Sanzu came up with the idea of truth and dare and all the rest six of you agreed to play.
When finally your turn came you chose dare and Rindou gave you the dare to land a hit on the person to the left side of you.
On your left side was Ran. (Rindou just wanted to see Ran beaten up)
You accepted the dare and you both stood up and took your stance while rest of them watched.
You threw a kick and him with all you got and even though Ran tried to stop the kick with his hands the impact was so heavy that it had Ran fall on his back.
"Ran- I'm sorry-" You went up to him to help him get up while you could hear the laughter in the background and Rindou's voice was the highest.
When you went to sit back at your place you received several compliments and questions on how to learnt to fight like that
But you boyfriend didn't say anything sort of that he just leaned in your ear and whispered.
"I think you just unlocked a new Kink, princess". His voice caused a shiver ran up your spine and rush blood to your cheeks.
He just smirked at your reaction.
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
A/n: I have not proof read it so I'm sorry for the typos and mistakes 😭✋.
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kitkat1003 · 4 years
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Where the Ice Crushes the Wave
Warning, this fic contains instances of:
Dubious Consent  Possession  Emotional Manipulation  Abuse  Minor Character Death  Hurt No Comfort  Blood and Gore 
Summary:
I don't know if you've heard of Possessed Tang, but it's everywhere on tumblr, and it's basically an excuse to hurt Pigsy.  I decided to go ham. The warnings I put are real.  Viewer Discretion is advised.
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Pigsy notices something is wrong immediately.
It’s not hard.  He’s been watching Tang for years, knows him like the back of his hand.  He knows that Tang is always there when he opens, at least for a few minutes.  They’ll banter, then Tang will disappear for a few hours before arriving at lunch to steal some noodles.  At some point, Pigsy will yell, chase him out but not really, and Tang will laugh all the while.
On a good day, Pigsy will invite Tang upstairs, and they eat dinner in Pigsy’s apartment.  They’ll sit in front of the TV for hours, making fun of idiots in cooking shows, and Pigsy will deliberate over and over on the idea of moving his hand to hold Tang’s.  He never does, because he’s afraid to push, afraid to ask for too much and lose what he already has.  
Pigsy can feel the power he has, vibrating in his skin, hidden because the person he used to be is not who he wants to be now, ever.  He knows that if he let that loose, if he grew tall and strong and dangerous, everyone around him would suffer; he holds it all in.
He just waits for Tang.  He can be patient.  He has spent a thousand years learning to be, and he thanks his master for teaching him, because if he was to wait for anything it would be this.
He’d spend an eternity and a day waiting for that.
For four days, though, Tang doesn’t come to the shop at all.
Pigsy texts him, calls him, and gets nothing.  He shouts more, is biting and sharp for those four days, wracked with worry and desperate for answers.
He searches even the town once.  Twice.  He waits, because that’s what he’s good at, but at the same time he wants to grow large and take charge, to roar into the night and shake the world until it tells him where his Tang is.
Four days of waiting before Tang appears in the shop in the morning.  He smiles and waves, as if he hadn’t blown Pigsy off for four days, as if he hadn’t worried Pigsy sick.
“Where the hell have you been?!” Pigsy grabs Tang by his scarf and pulls, too angry and worried and hurt to stop himself.
Tang starts but gives him an easygoing smile in return.  That’s what tips Pigsy off first.  The curve of the lips is wrong, more cunning than kind.
“Sorry-family emergency.” Easy deflection. Tang shrugs.  “I kept meaning to text you back, but stuff kept coming up.”
Pigsy could almost accept that, except Tang has never brought up his family before.  To talk about them now, it seems too...convenient.  And regardless of that, Tang has never left Pigsy in the lurch like this.  It’s too out of character.  A quick text to say ‘I’m okay’ would take but a minute.  Tang is kind enough to give Pigsy a minute of his time, he wouldn’t just let Pigsy sit worried.
Right?
He stares at Tang, squinting a little, and almost lets him go.  But then.
“You changed your glasses,” he notes.
The rims are blue.  He can see traces of snowflakes on the lenses.
Tang smiles, eyes shut and head tilted to one side.  Pigsy is suddenly aware of something dangerous, sitting beneath his friend’s skin.  The hairs on his arm stand up straight, and it is so, so obvious now that this isn’t Tang at all.
“Yes,” Not Tang says, and his smile is all teeth.  “Do you like them?”
Pigsy knows a challenge when he sees one, and he takes a breath.
“Prefer your old ones, actually,” he grunts out.  “Blue isn’t your color.”
Not Tang laughs.  It sends a shiver down Pigsy’s spine.  But it isn’t just fear, no, his cheeks color.
“On that, Pigsy, we will have to disagree.” His name out of Not Tang’s mouth sounds foreign, but it’s Tang’s voice, and Not Tang curls something soft and sweet around Pigsy’s name like it knows.
Pigsy goes to work, and firmly refuses to look over his shoulder.
He can feel Not Tang’s eyes on him anyway.
MK doesn’t notice anything wrong with Tang.  Mei doesn’t either.  Not Tang tells MK a story, talks animatedly with Mei about her next race and promises to be there.  Pigsy makes a bowl of noodles on autopilot and hands it to Not Tang.  Not Tang holds the chopsticks differently.  Not Tang doesn’t slurp up the noodles and fails to give Pigsy a smirk when he finishes the bowl, like Tang would have.
Pigsy is tense the whole day, and he waits until MK heads upstairs and the shop is closed to do anything.
“Can I walk you home?  Figure we should talk.  Haven’t seen ya in four days,” he jerks a thumb towards the door.  Not Tang tilts his head to the side, and his glasses flash in a way that is so familiar, and yet makes Pigsy shiver again.
“Sure.  I missed you.” And Pigsy is taken aback, because it sounds like Not Tang means it.  Maybe he—no, he knows this isn’t Tang.
But how much is it not Tang?
They walk out of the store, and down a block or two.  Pigsy doesn’t know where Tang lives, though he suspects somewhere near the library, but Not Tang is following his lead.  Looks like Not Tang doesn’t know, either.
He grabs Not Tang by the scarf, and drags him into an alley.  He slams Not Tang against the wall, hard but not too hard because Not Tang is still Tang’s body. Tang is still mortal.
“I don’t know who the hell you are,” he starts, and he lets his tusks out, baring his sharp teeth like a challenge, a growl in his throat.  His eyes glow ocean blue, his nostrils flare.  “But you better get the fuck out of my friend or—”
The words die in his throat as Not Tang laughs, cold and dark, and as he looks up and sees his own gaze met with something sharp and blue and icy.
“Or what, Bajie?” 
His voice has an undercurrent of something familiar, another voice Pigsy recognizes.  He wracks his brain.
“What, don’t recognize me?  Not surprising, when only one of your troupe ever could.”
That has Pigsy stumbling back, because he knows, now, he knows what that means.  It’s a stain on his pride, one of his many regrets, it’s—
“Baigujing,” he breathes, and she laughs.
“In the flesh, so to speak.  Does he suit me?” she asks, tugging on Tang’s skin and hair like one might with clothes.
She frowns, tilts his head to the side at an unnatural angle. “I’m not a fan of red,” she tells him. Then Tang changes, hair black to white from the roots.  It travels down, red to blue, silver to gold.  His skin gains a blue tint, as well.  The air around them drops in temperature, and Pigsy can see his breath.
She brushes herself off, takes a little bow, and all Pigsy can see is Tang who isn’t—this isn’t—how did she—
She takes a confident step forward, and Pigsy, in all his rage, still only sees blue.
“You get out of him right now, or—”
In a flash, she pulls out a knife and presses it against Tang’s throat.  Pigsy sees a few spots of red from where she’s pressing the blade, and cool terror sinks down his spine.  She wouldn’t, would she?  He can’t be sure, with how she’s wielding the weapon like a promise.  He takes a step forward out of panic, and stops when she raises a brow. 
“You do anything but what I say, and I stain this new outfit.” She smiles, and it’s Tang’s smile, the one that Pigsy melts under the sight of every time.  
But here, now, he’s ice.  Fear roots him to the spot and Pigsy swallows the lump in his throat.
“And if I tell the others about ya when you aren’t looking at me?” he grinds out between gritted teeth.
She tilts her head to the side. “Why would they believe you?  After all, you wouldn’t believe your own brother,” Pigsy flinches, remembering how easy it was to get Triptaka to banish Wukong, because Bajie never would pass up an opportunity to call his brother a liar, to hurt him.  “Turnabout’s fair play, and you’re on the losing side.”
Pigsy clenches his fists.  He can feel the desire to get big, to roar, to tear her out of him, rise in his chest.  But this can’t be solved with violence, as easy as he wants it to be.  Pigsy has never been good at diplomacy.
“What do you want,” he spits out.
She brushes Tang’s hair out of her eyes.  They glow in the evening light, bright and malicious.
“I have a few errands, and while this mortal is useful, he is a bit...weak.” She flexes Tang’s fingers experimentally.  “You’re quite the muscle.  I think you’d be quite useful, hmm?”
Pigsy does know a challenge when he sees one, but this time, he’s backed into a corner, with no way out, so he slumps his shoulders.
“Alright.  Just….just don’t hurt him.” It comes out a tired plea.  “And stop-don’t ruin him like that.” He gestures to her getup.  He’s sure she’s only showing him this to hurt him, because he wants Tang.  Not whatever this abomination is.  Just practically, it would give her away if she didn’t change back. Though he’s not sure how much of a choice he gets, regardless. 
She sighs, but after a moment the pleasant red and gold return, and Tang’s hair is black again.
“Fine.  Picky, though,” she places Tang’s hand on his cheek, cupping the side of his face, and Pigsy’s cheeks warm.  When he looks up, everything about Tang looks normal, except the blue rims on the glasses.  He looks away.
“Tomorrow,” he tells her.  “We’ll start tomorrow.  And once-once I’m done, you’re out of him, got it?” 
He glares, and she smiles, Tang’s mouth curving into something more unhinged.  Brown eyes glow light blue.
“It’s a date.”
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Tang doesn’t remember the few days that he disappears.  He doesn’t even remember disappearing, to be honest.  He just walks to the noodle shop as if nothing is wrong, because to him, nothing is.  
He can tell that something off, though.  Not wrong, but off, because when he walks the feeling of his feet against the ground is muted.  Everything is a little muted, like all of his senses are muffled by something.  He shakes his head a few times, to try and break through the fog.  It doesn’t work.
He waves at Pigsy when he walks in, and then nearly jumps when he’s grabbed.  He tries to open his mouth to say something, but suddenly everything goes cold, and he’s pushed back into his own head.  Someone else takes the reins, Something Else moves his lips.
Family emergency, he hears himself say.  He sees the reflection of himself in Pigsy’s eyes.  His glasses are different.  Pigsy notices.
He watches the Something Else make Pigsy very aware that the Something Else exists, and then he is thrown into the passenger’s seat.  When MK comes over to ask for a story, Tang is allowed to tell him one.  When Mei talks about her next race, Tang can avidly respond.
He keeps trying to explain that something’s wrong, to them, but when he opens his mouth to try and say the words nothing comes out, or the Something Else will say something.  A joke, or a fact, or nothing at all, and doesn’t silence sometimes speak the loudest.  
It knows too much about him and the longer he knows it’s in his head, the more he can feel it, cool tendrils poking into memories he’d rather have private.  It searches, it pries, and it leaves no stone left unturned, leaving Tang feeling vulnerable, invaded.
The day ends.  Pigsy asks to walk him home and Tang finds himself agreeing before he can stop himself, before it can.  He wonders if it even tried.
They walk, and it’s only a matter of time before Pigsy snaps.  Tang is honestly surprised it hasn’t happened sooner, when he’s unceremoniously thrown against the wall.  It hurts, but much like his other senses, the pain is muted.  He knows Pigsy isn’t using his full strength though.  Pigsy can throw people five times his size out the door with ease.
He follows the conversation with bated breath, and then he sees something like recognition flicker in Pigsy’s eyes, and he hears Baigujing, and it says Bajie, and—
Oh.
There’s a knife to his throat.  
He sees his reflection in Pigsy’s wide eyes.  His hair is white.  His eyes are a startling, glowing blue, and he can feel blood welling up where the knife pierces his skin.
Pigsy buckles.  Tang watches him leave.
“What do you want?” he asks, to the Something Else.
He gets farther and farther away from control with each step she takes in his skin, every moment he isn’t allowed to speak.  He can feel cool shackles on his wrists, thick as steel.
“You like him very much, don’t you?” A voice, chilling and cruel, rings in his ears.  Tang doesn’t need her to specify who she’s referencing.  They pass by a window, a storefront.  She stops, and turns to it, so Tang can see her smile with his mouth in the reflection.
Tang’s blood turns to ice, and he wonders if it’s because she’s the one in his body or if it’s just his fear, in the end.  She grins wider, and Tang’s helplessness and terror grow.
“I am going to break him, and you are going to watch.”
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The next day Pigsy is quiet.  He doesn’t say much besides telling MK to take out the orders placed on the counter.  His eyes occasionally flick to her, to Tang, to the thing sitting on the counter that looks familiar in looks alone.
Pigsy knows he has to remember.  He can’t forget that this isn’t Tang.  Even when he sees her sitting on the same barstool with that same smile, when she learns how Tang holds his chopsticks and learns how Tang eats, even when she is already perfecting something that everyone else sees is perfect.
This isn’t Tang.  Pigsy can’t forget that.
That night, she gestures for Pigsy to follow her.  He does, walking step by step with her, waiting for her to tell him what to do.  She takes him toward the marketplace, where Pigsy goes to get his ingredients a few times a month.
“You remember that Spider Queen, don’t you?  Quite the adventure we had,” she says, and Pigsy bristles at the implication.
“You weren’t there,” he growls out. 
She places a hand on Tang’s chest, expression one of mock offense.  “How could I not have been?  I mean, you were there with me. Is this not the skin?” she tugs on the fleshy part of Tang’s wrist, hard enough that the skin goes red.  
Pigsy says nothing, and shrugs.  
“Regardless, the Spider Queen will get in my way if she isn’t handled, so you’ll take care of her.  Better to squash a bug before it grows.” She points to the Spider Queen’s stall.
“I don’t kill anymore,” Pigsy grunts.
He hasn’t for years.  He took that part of himself and locked it away, made himself small because he wanted people to feel safe around him without being scared of what he could do.  He doesn’t kill.  He makes people food, he doesn’t harm them more than any other mortal could.
The knife is back out, and Pigsy knows where she’ll imply it going.
“I do,” she purrs.  “And you’re mine, so you do too.”
Pigsy clenches his fists, and shifts.
He’d imagined showing Tang his demon form.  Imagined preparing for months, carefully explaining.  Imagined going someplace remote, someplace theirs, and revealing himself.  Imagined scenarios where Tang ran, imagined scenarios where Tang stayed.
He grows tall, and burly, and looming and powerful.  He’s about eight feet tall, here, with the muscles to match the height.  His rake appears in his hand, prongs sharp.  It’s as tall as he is, and the prongs are longer than his forearm.  She looks up at him with an impressed expression that looks wrong on Tang’s face, yet makes Pigsy’s cheeks burn anyway.
“Magnificent,” she breathes, and he shivers at the sound.
He holds his rake tight, setting it on his shoulder and glancing over to the stall.  He tries to stop his hands from shaking, as she leads him to the entrance.
“Give me a lift, won’t you dear?” she asks and Pigsy grits his teeth.
He lifts Tang up, gentle with his body because even if Tang isn’t the one asking Pigsy will be damned if he hurts him like this, and they descend.
The Spider Queen’s lair is as eerie as he remembers it, though it seems to have been upgraded.  There are pods of glowing green liquid everywhere, and a computer as well.  He catches what looks like a human bent over it, tapping at keys and sighing to himself.
“Is it done yet?  The world needs its Queen to return.” He hears her voice from the right, and shifts a little to hide as she comes in.  The man at the computer stiffens, and turns around at perfect attention, bowing.
“U-Unfortunately, such a complex undertaking is going to take more time, my Queen,” the man trembles out.
“What are you waiting for?” Tang’s voice slithers into his ear, and Pigsy fights back the urge to growl, letting out a huff of a breath and narrowing his eyes in annoyance.
“An opening,” he replies.
“This has to be done by New Years!  I want to start the Year of the Spider on time,” she growls the last part out.
“Y-Yes, my Queen,” The scientist replies.
She turns away, and that’s when Pigsy jumps down.  She just barely dodges his rake and Tang jumps off of his shoulder to settle in the shadows.  Fine.  Now Pigsy doesn’t have to worry about him getting caught in the crossfire.
The Spider Queen recovers quickly, getting into a battle stance.  She gives him a once over, and then smirks.
“So the pig is back to fight, hmm?  I would have liked to see you in this form last time,” She purrs out the words, chuckling to herself.
Pigsy charges without response.  He swings his rake, she ducks, throwing out a sharp leg.  He blocks with his arm and grunts when the blade edge of her leg digs in.  He lifts a leg and kicks her, no holds barred where her humanesque body and her spider body meet.  A weak point.
She lets out a shout of rage as she’s knocked back.  He slices to the right, knocking off her helmet.  Long, messy black hair tumbles down in front of her face.  She pushes it back, darts forward, throwing out some webs.
He dodges the first few, but one catches him by the foot, trapping him to the floor.  He twists and dodges as best he can when he can’t move, but she’s closing in.
He throws out the rake, in a last ditch attempt as she goes in for the killing blow, and catches her neck between two of the prongs, following through with the swing, bringing her crashing down onto her side.
“Fool!” she grits out, twisting her legs to try and stand.  “I am the Queen of this world!  I will feed you to my subjects, you—”
Pigsy twists the rake in one sharp motion.
Crack.
She goes very silent, and very still.  Pigsy breathes, as her body slumps down on itself.
Okay.  
Pigsy slowly, carefully, pulls away the rake.  
He waits for movement.  He finds none.
Okay.
“Do try and make sure she stays dead.”
He jumps at the sound, turning around to see Tang.
Tang is watching.  Tang.  Tang watched—
Not Tang.  He has to remember that.
Her eyes glitter in the low light.
“A broken neck can be fixed.  Make sure she can’t come back.  Wouldn’t want to have to deal with a vengeful Queen, right?” She gestures to the corpse.
Pigsy grips his rake tightly.
The prongs go through flesh far too easily.
He thinks they’re about done, but then she points to the computer.  More specifically, to the man cowering beneath the control panel of the computer.
“No witnesses,” she says. “Get rid of him.”
Pigsy is frozen in his spot.
“Please,” the man begs. “I didn’t want to help, I had no choice!  She was going to kill me-I-I’ll destroy everything I did!  I’ll delete the code.  Everything!”
“You misunderstand.” Tang-she-walks carefully towards the cowering mortal.  “We didn’t do this to save the world.  We did this to get her out of my way.”
Dawning horror flashes on the man’s face.
Pigsy hesitates.  A demon is one thing, this is just a mortal.  A human.  Pigsy glances at the man, and imagines her pointing him at MK.  Or Mei.  He couldn’t.  He can’t.
“Would you rather I do this?” She pulls out the knife, pointing it at the man.  “I know you prefer him in red, though I hear blood is difficult to get off clothes.”
At the thought of Tang, who could be still in there, having to watch himself kill, Pigsy moves.
The man hedges his bets and runs.  He ducks under the knife and Pigsy’s outstretched arm, sprints toward the exit, but Pigsy’s arm swings around after him.  He can’t take more than a step forward because his foot is still stuck by the webs, but his legs are long and his arms much the same.  He reaches over in a panic, and grabs the man by the head, aiming to muffle his shouting, stop him from doing anything while Pigsy tries to negotiate, when—
There’s a sickening crunch, and squelch, and the man goes limp.
Pigsy is very, very aware of the liquid dripping from between the spaces of his fingers.  He’s afraid to open his hand.
She claps, then is at his side, cutting him free of the webs.
“Good work.” She pats him on the side.
Pigsy trembles.  Slowly, he opens his hand.
All of his body falls but the head. The head.
Pieces drop, clattering or squishing or dripping.  Pigsy’s hand is covered in it. Hair clings to his fingers.  Skin folds in on itself on the ground, with nothing solid to hold it taut.
Pigsy feels like he’s going to be sick.  He didn’t mean….he hasn’t taken this form in years, decades, he isn’t used to the power it holds.  He didn’t mean to, he was panicked, he just, he needed the man to stop.  That was it, it wasn’t on purpose, he didn’t mean—
“Feels good,” she whispers in his ear, somehow.  “Doesn’t it?”
Pigsy stumbles away, trying to shake the pieces, the blood, the person off of his hand.  He trips over the Spider Queen’s body and crashes into the computer, destroying it.  His knees pull toward his chest as he tries to breathe.  
It takes a good minute for him to realize that she’s rubbing a hand up and down his back in a comforting manner.  He looks down at her, because even sitting he’s taller, and her smile is—that’s not hers.  
“Tang?” his voice is hoarse.  His tusks always get in the way of speaking.
Tang smiles.  It’s soft, pitying, almost sympathetic.
Pigsy feels himself melt, a little.  It’s almost familiar.
“It’s okay,” Tang says, but is it him?  Pigsy doesn’t know if he wants it to be.  A part of him craves the comfort of something familiar, another doesn’t want Tang to see him at his worst, covered in blood, with a body count.
“That’s enough for tonight,” Tang says, she says, Pigsy can’t tell.  His head is already trying to process what he’s done.  “Let’s go.  C’mon.”
Pigsy lets himself be helped up.  He lifts Tang onto his shoulder and climbs out of the cave, shivering when the chilly night air whips past him.  He still has a few hours before he has to get up for work.  He sets Tang down on the ground, shifts back to his smaller form.
Tang looms over him like this.  Pigsy regrets becoming small.
“Shall we?” Tang gestures towards Pigsy’s apartment.
Pigsy nods, and they walk home.  Once they arrive, Tang heads to the couch, and Pigsy to the bathroom.  He scrubs and scrubs at his hands, until the water stops turning pink and then some.  His palms burn, skin scraping against skin, but he can see the pieces that can’t fit in the drain.
He vomits, finally, in the toilet.  He coughs, wiping his mouth, and hunches over the sink, glancing at himself in the mirror.  Deep breaths.  He just needs to remember that this will be over, eventually.
“I’m going to bed,” he calls, as he leaves the bathroom.  
His hands are still shaking.  His throat burns, and he lets it, maybe as a punishment.  He doesn’t know.
“Goodnight!” Comes a voice that sounds too much like the real thing.  Pigsy takes in a shuddering breath and vanishes into his bedroom.
He curls underneath the blankets and tries to get the cold feeling to escape his bones.  It seems to settle in, regardless.
It takes him a long time to fall asleep.
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Whatever Tang had imagined she’d make Pigsy do, it wasn’t this.  He watches as they head to the market, and then as Pigsy changes, per her request.
He wonders if Pigsy would have ever shown him this form otherwise.  As is, Tang is terrified, but not of Pigsy.  He’s worried for Pigsy.  Because he knows the power Zhu Bajie can wield. here He knows that she knows, too.
Watching Pigsy fight and kill is as impressive as it is heartbreaking.  He can see the shock, the horror, as Pigsy grapples with his actions.  Tang can’t fight the revulsion when he sees Pigsy kill the poor bystander but at the same time he can’t hate him for it.  
He could never hate Pigsy foremost, but in this instance, he can’t hold this carnage against him. Not when Pigsy curls in on himself, his bigger form trying to be as small as possible.  Not when he won’t look at his own blood-stained hands.
He moves to take a step, stumbles as she throws him the controls.  The longer he isn’t allowed to do anything, to speak, to move, the harder it is to get used to doing it when he has control.  He wonders if he’ll forget how to walk eventually.  He wonders if he’ll forget how to breathe.
He tries to comfort.  He’s not allowed to tell Pigsy that it’s him, because she won’t let him, but he can comfort, because she needs Pigsy functioning for this to work.  Maybe Tang should be offended that she’s using him, but truthfully,  he just wants to do something to help Pigsy.  He can’t just stand aside to watch.  It’s almost worth being used if he’s used to help.
Pigsy looks at him, then.  Tang wants to apologize.  To beg for Pigsy to stop. He doesn’t know if Pigsy can recognize that it’s him, either.  The words don’t make it to his throat and she throws him into the backseat again.
When they get home, Pigsy stays in the bathroom for too long.  Tang hears the sound of retching and winces.  He wishes he could do something, say something.
As he falls asleep, he still wishes he could apologize.  For something.  Anything.  Everything.
He can’t feel his legs.
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The next morning, Pigsy gets up and heads to work.  Tang is sitting upright on the couch.  Pigsy pointedly doesn’t look at him, quick while making breakfast, eating, and grabbing his chef’s coat before heading to the shop.  He typically starts two hours before opening, setting up the dough, stringing out noodles.
He’s slow, today.  His hands shake as he tries to work, he’s halfway to where he’s supposed to be when MK comes down, on time for once.  He forces himself to speed up because he knows calls will be coming in soon.
He sets the broth to boil, stirring once, glancing down at it to check its progress, and—
It’s red.
It’s red and it’s spilling from his fingers, sticky and thick as it falls into the broth, the stench of it has him trembling violently enough that the spoon slips from his fingers.  Pieces of hair and bone bubble up from the bottom, and Pigsy sees an empty eye socket, staring at him in terror, pleading horror, begging for mercy.
He grabs the pot and pours it into the sink, he can’t let anyone see it, can’t let anyone know what he’s done, the stains settling deep into his skin with no way out, no way to make it disappear.  A man is dead.  A man is dead and Pigsy killed him and it’s everywhere and everyone is going to know and he has to get rid of it.
When he pours it into the drain, there’s not a spot of red in it.  He watches his half an hour’s worth of work disappear with an unsteady breath, setting the pot back on the stove and washing his hands.  The water boils his fingers.
“Uh...Pigsy?” MK calls.  
Pigsy turns and does not look in the direction where he knows Tang will be.  He catches MK’s expression, brow is pinched in concern.
“What?” He doesn’t mean to growl the words out as he does.
“Um, why’d you do that?  It looked almost ready,” MK points to the now empty pot.
Pigsy hides his shaking hands by clenching them into fists. “Bad batch,” He replies, succinct.
When he glances MK’s way, he imagines how easy it would be for him to repeat last night.  Would it sound the same, the skull crunching in his grip quick, or would MK’s Monkey King powers offer enough resistance so that it’d be slow?  
Pigsy remembers his old name, his old title, his old desires.  He would fight with Sun Wukong and enjoy it.  He is powerful, then and now.
He promised himself he wouldn’t be that person again, that he’d be better.  But looking back at that journey, is it any wonder that he’s so quickly fallen back into the same bad habits?  Zhu Bajie was rude, cruel, a liar.
Why’d Pigsy expect that he could change?
“A shame.” 
He nearly jumps, at the sound of her voice, his voice. He glances at the blue rimmed glasses, brown eyes.  Warm and cold.
“It looked delicious, at least,” Tang says, head resting on his palm.  He smiles, soft.
Pigsy looks away.
He gets back to work.
Some of her jobs are simple.  Break something, find an artifact.  Pigsy learns not to ask questions, because none of the answers give him much comfort.  Occasionally, Pigsy will get his hands messy, stained with the blood of demons.  Those nights he barely sleeps, too busy trying to scrape the dried liquid from beneath his fingernails.
He justifies it, even though there is no true justification for the carnage.  Thankfully, there haven’t been any more mortal deaths.  The demons he fights are bad, he thinks, as he watches them bleed out on the floor.  The demons he fights would be going after MK if he didn’t get rid of them first.  
MK mentions offhandedly that there haven’t been as many demon fights recently.  Pigsy horrifies himself with the sick satisfaction he feels, the pride that swells in his chest.
He’s able to justify his actions, but it doesn’t fix the gaping hole in his chest with every swing of his rake.  The worst part, he thinks, is that it’s becoming easier to do.  There’s a certain familiar numbness that comes with a higher and higher body count.  He went through it thousands of years ago, when he first began fighting, and he goes through it now.
It settles in faster this time.  Must be his experience.
He stays in the kitchen more often during the day.  Ignores the banter between MK and Mei when they barrel in, only half hears the stories shared.  He tries to lose himself in the motions of cooking, something that’s his, safe.  He can still do this.  So he’s fine.
She’s always there, either at the counter during the day or by his side at night.  Pigsy makes a few valiant attempts to text someone, to tell them what’s happening, but she steals his phone and Pigsy isn’t allowed to touch it.  She nearly cut off Tang’s finger when he attempted to take it back.  He stops trying.
She follows him when he goes out, whether it be to the market or just on walks.  No one raises an eyebrow at this—Pigsy has always stuck close to Tang, and vice versa.  To the outside world, this is normal.  She can tease and cloy and claw her way close to him and it’s just the silly antics everyone else expects.  Any reaction Pigsy has is normal too, when he shouts and rages and pushes Tang away, because that’s just how he reacts.  He’s loud and he’s mad.
He’s being played and he’s playing right into her clutches, but he doesn’t know what he can do.
Pigsy is so tired.  Some days, he manages to convince himself that things will be fine, soon.  He has to think it will be. If the demons were stronger than him, he thinks, maybe they’d deserve to live.
If they were stronger than him, maybe he’d get to stop.
Another development, one he can’t wrestle his feelings together on, is how Tang, how she, acts during their expeditions.  There are lingering touches across his back, fingers trailing on his neck, a palm cupping his cheek.  Sweet smiles thrown his way, gentle words whispered into his ear, arms curling around his form as he’s pressed against Tang’s body.
Every time he freezes, caught between revulsion and want, because he loves.  Desperately.
That’s why he’s doing this after all.  That’s why he even bothers.  Sleepless nights, reopened wounds, returns to bad habits—it’s all for a man Pigsy cares just a little too much for.
She gets bolder with each passing night.  Interlaces their fingers when he sets his hand on the counter during the day.  Sends him compliments that make him weak in the knees.  He knows that it’s not Tang, but sometimes he wonders.  Maybe hopes. 
Because she’ll smile at him, but it'll be Tang’s smile, soft and almost a smirk but never quite there.  He doesn’t know if that means Tang is still in there or if she’s just getting better at pretending to be him.
He doesn’t know which is worse.
It’s a little over a month later, one night after a job that leaves Pigsy’s hands bloody and his eyes weary, that he gives way, collapses in on himself.  He grabs Tang’s scarf in shaky hands and trembles, because he’s so tired.  He misses his best friend. He misses the person he’d do anything for, the person he’s doing the unspeakable for.
“Please,” he whispers, voice hoarse.  “Take me-just-I’m stronger than him-I won’t fight back, you can do all the damage you want just—” he chokes on the words.  “Give him back to me.  You can have me, just give him back.” 
He takes a shuddering breath, blinking away tears.  They fall down his face anyway.
“Please.”
He trembles against Tang, something familiar made foreign because she’s stolen it from him, against something as silence fills the space.
Soft hands lift his chin and he hears a chuckle so familiar.  He hates that doesn’t know who is laughing.
“Oh, Pigsy,” And it’s her, and it’s Tang, and Pigsy searches for understanding as a thumb brushes away his tears.  She, Tang, leans down until their eyes are level.
Pigsy searches for something familiar in them.  
His favorite color is the color of Tang’s eyes, brown with a hint of red, soft and warm.  
“Why would I need you, when you’re already giving yourself to me?”
And then Tang-she-his lips collide with Pigsy’s and-and-and—
Pigsy’s eyes are wide.  This is-he’s wanted this for years, it’s everything, nothing, all at once.
He shouldn’t like this.  This isn’t-it isn’t Tang.  But Pigsy is pressed against the wall as Tang’s body leans forward, like everything Pigsy has ever wanted, and Pigsy closes his eyes.  He closes his eyes and forgets, just for a moment, where he is and what’s happening, decides to be selfish.
When his eyes are closed, he can’t see anything.  He can only feel Tang’s hands on the sides of his face, holding him so tenderly, Pigsy’s hands still bunched up in that scarf.  He can’t see the glowing blue eyes, or the smirk, he can only feel the smile against his lips.
Tang pulls away first.  Pigsy drops his hands and nearly trips over himself, eyes wide open again to blue eyes and a wide smile and a laugh that is cruel and knowing.  
“My, my, that sure was something!  You really are desperate, aren’t you?” she says.
Pigsy wipes his mouth, trembling.  He feels sick, not because he didn’t like it, but because he did.  Does.  
“You-I—” he tries to explain himself, but she tuts and walks forward with a small smile on her face, patting him on the head like one would a dog.
“It’s alright, I understand.  For a mortal, he is attractive.” She fiddles with Tang’s hair.
Pigsy wants to throw up.  He wants to scream.  He wants to throttle her, but he can’t hurt Tang.  
He might have already.
How much does Tang see, does Tang feel?  Did he see this, feel this?  Did he watch Pigsy use him, like the monster he is, because Pigsy is selfish?  The thoughts spiral deeper and deeper into something self destructive and Pigsy bites on his thumb hard enough to make it bleed.
“If it’s any consolation, he loves you too,” she says, and Pigsy freezes.  “Do you think he never noticed how your hand would twitch toward his?  You’re terribly obvious, but he’s a coward as well.”
Pigsy feels his breathing pick up.
Tang, he, he love-loved?  Past tense, did Pigsy ruin it?  Did he break something he never even had?  Might not ever have, now?
A hand trails across his back and Pigsy shudders.
“No need to worry.” She leans in close, until Pigsy can feel her cool breath against his ear.  “If you’re good, I think I can make this happen again.”
And then she walks away, leaving him in the wreckage.  Pigsy breathes, clenches and unclenches his fists, fighting back the urge to cry because he doesn’t have the energy for more tears.  He moves to leave, when—
“It seems you do have a bit of control left,” he hears, right before she’s out of earshot.
Everything goes cold.
What does that mean?  Was the kiss...was that Tang?  Or was it-what does that mean?
The more he thinks about it, the more his head goes through loops.  Tang is in there.  Tang has control-some, a bit, no specifics.  Pigsy isn’t a thinker, he doesn’t know how possession works.  Maybe-maybe Pigsy isn’t as terrible as he thinks he is.  Maybe that means, maybe, it wasn’t all a lie?
His walk home takes ten minutes longer than it should.  He keeps bringing up his fingers to his mouth, tracing the spaces where Tang’s lips slotted into, like a perfect puzzle.  Every part of him she touched tingles like static, and Pigsy can’t think, can’t find a single thought.  If it wasn’t Tang, if it was just her...
He doesn’t know how to cope with the fact that he doesn’t want this.  Not like this.
He doesn’t know how to cope with the fact that deep down, he does.  Regardless.
What kind of monster does that make him?  
Is it worse than the one he already is?
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Tang is quiet when she kisses Pigsy.  He doesn’t feel anything, touch long lost to his senses, floating in empty space.  Some days, he doesn’t know where he ends and she begins but he knows that he has no weight to himself, not anymore.
He’s quiet, an ache in his chest growing ever painful as Pigsy gives in, and he wonders if it would have been like this if it were him.  Something in the heat of the moment, passionate, real.
He wonders and grieves a life he isn’t having.  She uses his mouth and whispers sickly sweet nothings and turns Pigsy around so that Tang isn’t sure that Pigsy knows what’s up and what’s down.  She walks away and leaves Pigsy to try and collect himself, and all Tang wants to do is say sorry.
For what, he isn’t sure.  This isn’t his doing.  But that was him all the same.  
Tang bows his head and sniffles.  He watches her wipe his eyes.
“It seems you do have a bit of control left,” she says, staring down at the tears in his palm.  She flicks the water away.  “Get over yourself.  If you wanted this, you should have made it happen.  You had plenty of time.”
And the worst part, Tang thinks, is that with the years he’s known Pigsy, he knows she’s right.
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Pigsy tries to keep some semblance of normalcy after that, though it’s hard.  He can feel Tang’s eyes on him, gaze lingering as Pigsy moves, day after day.  He tries to keep his cheeks from flushing, tries from reacting at all, when Tang looks his way.  He forces himself to remember that the kiss wasn’t right, wasn’t Tang.
But at the same time he can’t forget what he heard.  What it could mean.  Pigsy has mired himself in despair so deeply that the scrap of hope he feels is enough to keep him teetering on the edge of something dangerous, something selfish.  
There’s a change in the air between them, he knows. MK and Mei notice too, as much as he tries to keep this from them, keep them safe.  He doesn’t want them trapped, like he is.  He couldn’t handle it if they were.
“You guys have been acting weird.” Mei hops up to the counter as she speaks, glancing between Tang and Pigsy with squinted eyes.
“Oh?” Tang asks, leaning his head on his hand.
Not Tang.
“Yeah, you guys have been real clingy,” MK slings an arm around Mei’s shoulders, rubbing his chin with his hand.  
Mei brightens.
“You guys have finally gotten together, haven’t you!” She points an accusatory finger at the both of them.
Pigsy freezes.  Flushes from his feet all the way up to the tips of his ears, and Tang laughs, a soft, sweet, bell of a laugh.
“Were we that obvious?” Tang chuckles into his sleeve.
Mei bounces in her seat, and MK looks away, a little flustered himself at the idea.
“Uh, totally!  We, uh, we both saw this coming.  Yeah.” Pigsy would laugh at MK’s poor attempt at a lie if he wasn’t frozen in place, stuck between horror and something else he can’t acknowledge.
Some part of him wants to pretend this is real.  Some part of him, growing with every passing second, wants to play along until he forgets it’s a game.  Because he’s been fed emptiness and sadness and helplessness and, suddenly, there’s this hope—maybe false, maybe real, dangling in front of him.  
There’s something good, and something kind, and something Pigsy needs.  Something so cold it becomes warm and Pigsy would like to be warm.
“How’d it happen!  I want details!” Mei leans forward, face a few inches away from Tang’s, and Pigsy fights the urge to pull her away from him.  He doesn’t know if it’s because he wants to keep her safe or him.
Tang goes into a story, dipping into the tone he would with Monkey King tales, and Pigsy feels the edges of static crawling up his neck, a high pitched tone drowning out the noise of conversation as he tries to make sense of the situation he’s in.
How did he even get to this point?  He traces back memory after memory, but nothing makes sense.  The pieces don’t fall into place, even as he finds each and every one to try and put it all together.  It’s like someone has sanded the edges down, or covered them in ice, so they slip and scrape against each other.  Pigsy stands still, and slowly swivels his head to glance at his family, Mei and MK and Tang, all situated at his counter, like they’ve always belonged.
He keeps reminding himself that it isn’t Tang, not really.  But is it so terrible to pretend?  When he’s already worse than he’s ever been?
“It was really special.  Right, Pigsy?” Tang turns to him with an expectant grin, and Pigsy flushes again, a color Tang once told him was a dusty rose.  
He doesn’t snap.  He bends, because when you bend, the cracks are slow to break.  And Pigsy has always taken things slow, hasn’t he?
“Right.” He steps forward, his hand beneath Tang’s chin.  Tang has always been the most handsome person Pigsy has ever seen, and how could that change, even with blue rims?
Tang’s lips brush against the side of his face, for the effect of MK and Mei’s groans, and Pigsy smiles.
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Tang trusts Pigsy with his life
That goes without saying.  As he forgets what it feels like to move his fingers, as he forgets what taste is, he knows above all else that he can trust Pigsy with his life.  
After all, Pigsy is why he’s alive at all.  Anyone else would have buckled under the pressure by now, being the slave of the Baigujing.  Anyone else would have made a mistake that would have left Tang a bleeding corpse on the ground.
Pigsy shoulders on, regardless of everything, because he values Tang’s life above all else.  Tang knows this.  That’s why he trusts Pigsy.
But things are changing, just a little.  Pigsy’s desperation for something real, for Tang as he’s meant to be, is dying.  Somehow, she’s bewitched the love of his life into something that is becoming unrecognizable.  And Tang, though he is losing the memory of touch, of taste, of movement, finds this somehow more terrifying, more horrifying.  
To see Pigsy vanish, just as Tang did, with no one making him disappear but himself.
Pigsy leans into her false touches.  He melts into the kisses she forces upon him.  His resistance falls slow and Tang can do nothing but watch and wonder quietly, as numbness threatens to swallow him whole.
He trusts Pigsy with his life.
But he doesn’t know which life Pigsy is trying to save.
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It keeps happening.
At night, when he gets moments of clarity, when he remembers how awful everything is, Tang will be there with honeyed words and precious touches to sweep Pigsy off of his feet and forget.  Pigsy will be horrified by the sight of death in one moment and locked in an embrace in the next, kissed with a passion he can’t help but return.
“You’re so strong,” Tang will say, with reverence to his tone.  “It’s incredible.”
Not Tang.
Pigsy will fight against the pride that comes from the compliment, then fail every time to stifle it.  Because he is strong, incredibly so, and he is powerful, and he can swipe through any demon with ease.
Nevermind the brothers, crying out for each other when he’d separated them, the way one had gone pale and quiet when the other went still, because they were a pair made one.  You can’t kill a pair at the same time, unfortunately.
Pigsy knows he should feel guilty, should fight more.  Knows that this isn’t right, it isn’t real.  It’s so easy to forget, though, so easy to cling to something good when everything else hurts.
It’s so easy to set aside the memories of how wrong it all is.  So easy to hide it all away, focus on the elation, the kind smiles, the gentle touches.  Tang washes blood off of Pigsy’s hands when they get home—it’s their home, how could he forget—and curls up with Pigsy in the night, holding him close, and Pigsy clings, because he needs this.  Needs something that makes him feel like things are okay.
The thoughts reminding him that this isn’t Tang start to slip through Pigsy’s fingers.  He finds himself relaxing around the shop, smiling when he sees Tang at his seat, squeezing back when Tang interlocks their fingers.
Why fight it?  Sometimes it hurts, and god does it, but there’s something so lovely about it now, everything he ever wanted with a price he’s fine paying.
When you take a pig out of its domestic environment, it easily turns wild.  Hair, tusks, a penchant for violence.  And Pigsy hasn’t been out of his domestic environment in years, but he’s a pig, in the end, lost in the wilderness of an icy forest and blue eyes.
“Hey, Pigsy?” MK’s voice comes from behind him.
Pigsy turns from his work to see his boy at the counter, wiping it down as he waits for orders to come in.
“What?” He glances between the pot and MK, deciding the pot will be fine for a few seconds.
“Are you doing okay?  You, uh, you’ve been kind of quiet,” MK rubs the back of his neck, awkwardly.
Pigsy opens his mouth and closes it.  He glances to the empty seat.  Tang’s empty seat.
He doesn’t actually know where Tang has gone, but it’s so rare for it to happen.  Pigsy tries to remember the last time Tang wasn’t in his spot during the day, but tracing memories that far back is like poking at the wreckage of a shattered pot; you’re bound to draw blood.
The tiny vestiges of resistance crawl from ash and leave burning fingerprints on the forefront of his mind.
Tell him, he hears himself think.  Tell him!  This is your chance!
But the truth is so, so painful, and Pigsy doesn’t have it in himself to shatter this equilibrium.  Isn’t it so much kinder to let it settle beneath the surface, to hide the pain and make it so no one knows at all?  He doesn’t want MK to look at him with horror and disgust.  He doesn’t want to have to try to fix something that might be broken beyond repair.
This is nice.  This is okay.  He’s happy like this.  Why ruin it?
He reaches over and ruffles MK’s hair.  MK playfully smacks his hands away, and Pigsy chuckles.
“It’s my job to worry about you, kid,” he tells him.  “I’m fine.  Orders will be out in a minute.”
He waves MK off, and goes back to cooking.
Tang appears a minute later, in his seat.
“Hey,” Pigsy hears, and he turns, leaning on the little divider between the kitchen and the dining area.
“Hey, yourself,” he replies, and Tang smiles and kisses him soundly.  Pigsy’s brain short circuits.
“What was that for?” He asks, something like incredulous elation in his voice as he laughs.
Tang’s face screams victory.  Pigsy wonders what he’s won.
“Oh, I just felt like it.”
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He supposes he has his answer.
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He’s finishing up another job at the end of the month when Tang claps his hands together.
“Well, I think that’s it,” he says and Pigsy freezes, realizing what may come.  “I don’t really have any other errands to run, and you’ve done your end of the bargain.  I’ll be out by morning.”
No, Tang can’t go, he can’t.  If Tang leaves, then what will Pigsy be?  He needs this.  Tang, Tang’s good for him.
He whirls around, and a hand reaches over to rest on Tang’s shoulder.  Tang.  Tang is good.
“I-wait-but,” Pigsy finds it so hard to articulate his thoughts nowadays.
He’s always been the muscle, Tang is the smart one.  Pigsy is good at doing, not talking.  He shouldn’t speak when everything comes out scrambled anyway.
“Use your words, now, dear,” Tang says, and Pigsy melts, like he always does.  How can he not, when Tang is looking at him like that?  Like Pigsy is his?
“I want to-you can stay-can you?  I need you to stay.  Please?”
Because Tang makes Pigsy feel whole, makes Pigsy feel loved.  He can do whatever Tang wants him to do, whatever Tang needs, Pigsy will make it happen.
Tang’s fingers trail down Pigsy’s face.  Pigsy leans into the touch, even though Tang’s fingers are cold.  Tang feels cold, but that’s okay.  Pigsy doesn’t mind.
“Oh, Pigsy,” and it’s Tang.  Pigsy searches for understanding, as a thumb brushes away his fears, soft.  Tang leans down until their eyes are level.  Pigsy finds familiarity in them, like he’s known them for an eternity.
His favorite color is the color of Tang’s eyes, blue with a hint of white, hard and cold.  
“All you had to do is ask,” Tang leans forward, and his lips brush against Pigsy’s, and Pigsy leans in.
It’s everything he’s ever wanted.
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When ice touches the ocean, there is no crash.  The ocean fights back against the shift in form at first, but eventually is quieted by the power ice wields.  The ice smothers, the ice settles on top as a slate, and the sea goes still, everything hidden beneath, never to reach the surface.
Tang watches, from the prison in his mind, and the cuffs  on his wrists are so much tighter.  He can't feel where the cuffs end and his arms begin. He can’t feel his hands. He can’t feel anything.  All he has left is his vision, which is more a cruelty than a blessing.
When ice meets the earth it fills in the crevices left by time and expands, cracking stones apart and leaving it crumbling in its wake.
Tang curls in on himself as she shows him a kiss he never got to give, as Pigsy leans in with no hesitation, lost in something Tang can’t save him from.  He curls away from the sight and tries to pretend that things can get better, that they can be saved, but he doesn’t know.  Not when it hurts this much.  Not when he’s lost this much.
Something like betrayal rests bitterly in his stomach.  Pigsy left him.  For an imitation, Pigsy left him, and Tang knows there’s more there, knows there has to be, has seen it unravel, but it doesn’t change the fact.  
Pigsy made his choice, and Tang is the one suffering the consequences.
Tang crumbles quietly.  He doesn’t even know, here, if he has eyes to cry from.  It feels like he’s crying.
It feels like he’s screaming. No one hears. Even him.
If the water is still, it does not crash against the earth.  There is no tide, and the earth remains unchanging.  Except, even without the waves, time erodes it all.
Tang has nothing but himself and time.
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tigerseye46 · 3 years
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Headcanon: one time Tang and Pigsy got totally sloshed bc reasons and started bemoaning their own romantic woes at eachother. And in that drunken 'everythings a good idea' haze, both tried to 'help' the other.
Pigsy actually tried to text sandy some of the bullet points from the 'Why Tang is Boyfriend Material' list, but it came out borderline incoherent, Sandy just thinks Pigsy hit that 'i love my friends so much' state of intoxication. And is all "Tang IS a very good and smart person youre right!"
Meanwhile Tang AKA "known bastard" convinces his friend he's gotta REALLY up his flirt game so Wukong KNOWS hes into him! Here, hes got this poster copy of this or that Monkey King media thing, use this to practice. Tang wakes up the next morning thouroughly hungover but with some shaky phone footage of Pigsy drunkenly hitting on a poster. Haha blackmail.
WHEEZES The mental image I get from this is too great so I had to write it down!
TW: Alcohol
Tang took a swig of the bottle, his head slumped against the couch. “It’s like he doesn’t even see me,” Tang said, his words slurring together. “I’m right here! I get I’m not the great monk but I’m just as good.” He sighed and sipped his drink. “Why won’t he see me?”
“I’m sure he sees you fine, Tang. Y’know with his eyes,” Pigsy responded as he placed his palm on the floor and leaned back.
The scholar rolled his eyes. “Not what I meant, Pigsy. He’s probably just not interested… we’ve all known each for years if he was interested then he would have said something back then.” Tears prick his eyes. “It’s like you said with the Monkey King, Sandy has probably seen so many things that there’s no way he would look at me. It hurts every time he’s near me then Tripitaka gets brought up and ugh! It’s like I’m not there, only Tripitaka.” There was venom in his voice as he stated the name of the monk.
“At least Sandy goes near you! Wukong won’t even come close! Everytime I try to get to close to him, he flinches! I don’t know what I did! Did I do somethin’ wrong? Maybe it’s cause I yelled at him the first time we met. I ruined my chance… and he likes Zhu Bajie anyway, not some lowly pig demon.” He cracked open another bottle and gulped it down, the cold liquid pouring down his throat.
“You’re not some lowly pig demon, Pigsy! And the monkey king tries to protect you so that counts for something.”
“He probably thinks I’m too weak to fight any demons,” he grumbled. “That’s the only reason he does it.”
“At least he does something. All I’m asking is for Sandy to pay attention to me but nooooo, he’s too busy paying attention to his brother or something else. I’m not invisible! Ever since we learned he was Sha Wujing, it’s like I know nothing and everything about him. I’ve read the Journey a thousand times and I know what he was like but it’s like he has too many secrets, like I don’t know who he is. I just want to be part of that.”
“That’s the same with Wukong! I know a lot too but when it comes down to it, he’s so secretive! I want him to open up to me.”
“Same! Sandy could let me help him with stuff and I could get to know him better. He’s so changed from that rage-filled warrior he was a couple years back and no matter what, I still love him. If only he could like me instead of Tripitaka. How could he not like Sandy? Sandy is great!” He took a small sip. “The monk only tolerated him, I love him!” He stood up on the cushions, bottle in one hand. “I would be a great partner!” He took out the list from his back pocket, the corners slightly crinkled. “Every bit of this list shows why I should be his boyfriend.”
A lightbulb hovered over Pigsy’s head, his eyes widen. “I got a great idea!”
“What would that be?”
“Why don’t we help each other out? I help you with Sandy, you help me with Wukong!”
A bright appeared on the human’s face. “Okay! Sounds like a deal!”
“Give me that list and I’ll text Sandy.” He made a hand motion and the human leaned over to pass the list to him. “He’ll see why your boyfriend material.”
“Thank you, thank you, Pigsy! Okay so.” He tapped a finger against his chin then smirked. “If you want the Monkey King to know you like him, you have to up your flirting! I have this poster from that Monkey King movie from a year ago! I’ll get it!” He scrambled off the couch and rushed towards his room, definitely not tripping on the way, definitely not.
The pig barked out a laugh. This might actually work. He read over Tang’s list then texted Sandy. He squinted at his phone, drunkenly pushing buttons to craft the perfect message.
What was supposed to be:
“Hey, Sandy! Here’s a bunch of reasons why ya should date Tang and why he’s 100% boyfriend material. Number one, he’s pretty smart. He knows everythin’ about your journey. He’s also amazin’ when he’s not freeloadin’ off of me. He knows a lot of topics and stuff. He can make tea and he’s always there to cheer you up when ya need him. So here’s why Tang is awesome.”
Turned into:
“HEy, Sa7dyn Here’s a b@9as of reskns whY ya sddd ddds Tang and whY h4’s bLsfaDfhd ma/“:: N@0she 1, hy”s smort. KnPw’s j5urney. Also amazin’ w3$n he’U not fr33l”adin’ off of me. Ksfs lOT’s of Topics. C0n make TEA aLD alYS tH3r3 to cheer u ^ when ya Nkkd hIM. So H9r@‘s wHY Tang is a53some.”
Sandy must have been up since he responded with: “Pigsy? Are you okay?”
“Yea, ‘m fine.”
Sandy wasn’t the type to judge or question others for their choices so he deduced quickly that Pigsy was drunk and in the ‘I love my friends’ stage. He typed back, “So your message is about Tang?”
“YE2.”
“Oh well, I agree. Tang is extremely smart, it’s amazing how much he knows and he’s such a good person! You’re correct about the tea bit too, he makes the best tea!”
Pigsy was about to send something back when he heard “Alright! I got the poster! Woah!” A small thud sound was heard as he hit the ground. “Ow. I got it!” He stood up and brushed himself off. “Did Sandy respond?”
“Yea! He said he agreed with everythin’!”
They both giggled together, Tang beamed from ear to ear. “Wonderful! I’ll text him later! Now for you.” He skipped over to a wall and placed the poster against it, sticking it there with a small piece of tape.
“This is a fantastic idea, Tang!” The pig stood in front of the poster, Tang held up his phone, hitting record. The pig opened his mouth to speak and the human’s vision blurred.
The human’s head pounded, he slowly opened his eyes, taking in the light in the room. He sat up carefully and held his head, his phone was in his lap. He glanced around to see the pig laying on the floor in front of a Monkey King poster he had obtained last year. What the f-?
He checked his phone to find a new video on it with Pigsy’s arm against the wall near the poster. He turned up the volume and pressed play. The footage was shaky but tried to remain on the chef.
“Hey, Wukong,” Pigsy greeted with a wink. “You’re- you’re really cute. You’re like… really strong and handsome. Look at your muscles, really strong.”
Tang paused it when he heard a groan, he covered his mouth to muffle his laughter, only stopping when a stinging sensation ran through him. This was prime blackmail.
There was tapping on their door. He opened it to reveal Sandy with Mo on his shoulder. “Oh uh, hi, Sandy!”
“Hey, Tang! I figured I would check up on you two after Pigsy’s message.”
Message? “What message?”
“Oh, a drunken message saying something about you.”
He swallowed. “What did it say about me?”
“Just how cool you are! I think Pigsy wanted someone to see his rant about how cool his friends are.”
A sigh of relief. “Okay, good.” He stepped aside. “Come in.”
“Thanks! I brought tea!” His lips pursed as his eyes landed on a certain object. “Why is there a poster of my brother taped up?”
“Oh, ummmm… see, I received that last year and I finally decided to hang it up but I might move it,” he lied.
“Oh, okay! Want to help me make tea?”
He nodded with a grin. “Sure.” They walked into the kitchen together, the scholar’s heart thumped. He had no idea what Pigsy texted Sandy exactly but he remembered bits of that night, oh well, he could piece it together later.
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earl-of-221b · 7 years
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驱魔录
Anti-demon Saga
This is a fan translation of the 2016 chapters of DENGANG’s Monkey King: Hero is Back fan comics. Please support DENGANG on weibo, three of his Hero is Back comics can be purchased here and here, as well as heaps of his art, prints, phones cases and other products. If you click on the links (in the link, lol), it’ll redirect to Taobao. 
Please read bubbles and panels right-to-left (To follow the speech bubbles, read up-down from the right.)
Chapter 1 
A monk opens to the door to a cottage on a rainy day.
Thugs: “En?”
“Venerable Master, what are you doing so late in the night?”
“Is the Master wanting to stop an injustice by saving this girl?”
Monk: “No…”
“I am here to save you guys…”
Thugs: “Ol’ Seven, go check the merchandise.”
“Hey Boss, can’t you see she’s still right there?”
Captured woman: “Venerable Master,  you are headed west, I am headed east; from the very beginning, the well water will never impede upon the water in the river — why must you make such a scene and ruin my good work?”
‘Captured’ woman: “Do you really think I’m scared you?”
Thugs: “She was fucking-actually a demon this entire time!”
“Cut it down!”
(Green demon takes down thugs, pulls out spines.)
(Green demon goes in to kill the monk.)
Monk: “This monk has never said…
“That I…
“Had come alone…”
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong (Black bubbles): “Every time —  you always have to waste your breath and run your mouth chit chatting, why must you humour these kinds of ants?”
Sun Wukong: “Jiang— ehem…Monk. These wild thugs, how should they be punished?”
Jiang Liu’er: “Let’s go. In these harsh times, (let us hope they can sort themselves out?).”
“Just then when you ascended from the sky, wasn’t that a little too amazing?”
“In this story I’m the main character, ok?”
Sun Wukong: “Sucker.”
End.
Author Notes: This is my first time drawing longer stories, the art style is a bit harsh. I’m not even sure if I can keep it up. This is to whet your appetite (literal - spice up your eyes?) I will kneel/bow now.
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Chapter 2
Jiang Liu’er on horse. The horse is clearly one morphed from a dragon.
Jiang Liu’er: “Xiao Bai, I’ll go and get us some food. You wait outside the village for me.”
“Hm. I know. On the off-chance a stranger sees you, it won’t be good if you scare them off.”
Xiao Bai, White Dragon Horse (Black bubbles): “Master. There are dark enemies in this place, and they are heavy. It does not feel like a place where the living reside. It’s better to be careful.”
(Jiang Liu’er goes off with Lantern.)
“Mas…ter…”
Little girl: “Please…wait…”
“Master. Pleas slow down.”
(A young, blind girl tugs on Jiang Liu’er’s robes.)
Little girl: “Master, we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot, you misunderstand. Please hear me speak.”
Jiang Liu’er (white bubble): “Really. You think you can trick this monk just like this? By tying yourself to this dying girl’s body? What are your intentions?”
Little girl: “Please help me. I beg of you, take me out of this village. This place is so full dangers. We should leave immediately.”
Ghost in little girl’s body: “Us mother and daughter have had it very harsh. My daughter was so unfortunate to lose her sight. But I could not sustain our livelihoods by being a beggar. These starved, desperate villagers, starved for years, singled me out as an outsider, and cut me down to share my flesh between them…”
“My grudge saw me take form as a spirit tied to my daughter’s body. I protect her from harm. But the villagers — they’ve changed and become even more virulent, and I am losing strength. Soon I will be nothing but dust and smoke and my daughter will be hungry and cold for the rest of her days. She will learn to resent even with the short time she has left in this world…”
“Venerable Master, please see with the kindness and compassion in your heart. Please save my daughter — leave quickly, or the villagers will discover you…”
Cannibals: “Flesh…”
“Flesh…there’s fresh flesh to eat here…”
“Kill…eat flesh…”
“Kill…kill them all, and then we eat tonight…kill…kill…”
Ghost Mum: “Great Master, take my daughter away from here! Even if I turn to flying dust and dissipating smoke, I will still kill these animals!”
Jiang Liu’er: “There’s no use. You can’t stop them. They can’t see you, and you shouldn’t add to your sins. Do you really not wish to reincarnate?”
Ghost Mum, dissipating: “Esteemed…Venerable Master, then you take my daughter and go. I’ll disappear now — you have to hold up, alright?”
“Mas…”
Jiang Liu’er, out of breath: “Hah…Hah…how great…I can’t run anymore…but…”
“Hah…White…”
“Dragon.”
(White horse looms out.)
(An explosion-like scene, White Horse morphs into a towering dragon, red eyes shining and looking down on Jiang Liu’er.)
Jiang Liu’er: “Xiao Bai. You hungry? I bought the food back to you.”
Xiao Bai, slithered close to Jiang Liu’er, red eye larger than Jiang Liu’er’s entire head: “Master…These villagers are living…”
Jiang Liu’er: “They’re live people?”
“Oh. Oh. I couldn’t tell.”
Sun Wukong, lounging on a tree: “Little Monk. You really favour Xiao Bai, don’t you? Under these pretty circumstances when would you ever stop to think of me?”
Jiang Liu’er: “I was just worried that you’ll go ahead and break the sky again…”
Sun Wukong: “What about this silly girl, Sa Yatou? You going to keep her with you on your travels?”
Jiang Liu’er: “Sa Yatou…”
End chapter
Author’s notes: Chapter 2 I did a long while after chapter 1. The style is still experimental and fumbly. Though it’s more rigorous/strict than before.
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Chapter 3
Jiang Liu’er leading Sa Yatou on the white dragon horse.
Sa Yatou: “Hungry.”
Jiang Liu’er: “You’re hungry?”
*horse neigh*
(Wukong waves a peach above Sa Yatou.)
*Sniff, sniff*
Sun Wukong: “Want to eat?”
Sa Yatou: “Uhuh.”
Sun Wukong: “Open your mouth…”
(Wukong is holding a magical pill.)
Jiang Liu’er: “Hey!!! Don’t you spoil her before lunchtime!”
(Sa Yatou eats whatever Wukong gave her like a rebel.) “What the heck did you give her to eat?!”
“Sa Yatou!! Stop eating it, spit it out quick!!!”
Jiang Liu’er: “Your eyes…”
Sa Yatou: “Ah….?”
“!!!”
Sa Yatou, able to see for the first time (No bubble): ‘Monk…Monk…’
Jiang Liu’er (No bubble): ‘Hahah…yeah…’
Sun Wukong with scarf: “Tch…”
In Heaven. One of the disciples of Taishang Laojun/ Laozi: “Old General, Old General, just then when I was counting the celestial pills, I counted one missing.”
End Chapter.
Author’s Notes: My intentions were to make short stories on daily life. And I was determined to get this image out after watching Monkey King: Hero is Back… (shamelessly warms my heart).
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Chapter 4
(Translator Note: There’s a change in this chapter and you now have to read panels and bubbles from Left to Right. Like normal/ not in manga format.)
The crew is travelling and flies circle around Jiang Liu’er’s head.
*Sniff, sniff.*
Sun Wukong: “Oi…Little Monk! Are you still not going to take her for a bath?! She stinks!!”
Jiang Liu’er over image of Sa Yatou: “I’m a monk here. How can I bathe with a female child?”
Sun Wukong: “And here, I’m a monkey.”
Jiang Liu’er: “Then who else is there…”
(White horse, Xiao Bai, stands majestically.)
Jiang Liu’er: “Wait…”
Sa Yatou: “Xiao Bai…Xiao Bai!”
(Xiao Bai huffs.)
Xiao Bai: “C’mon then. Let’s go bathe.”
Sa Yatou (No bubble, text over head): ‘Xiao Bai is so pretty…”
Xiao Bai: ‘Haha…”
Thug: “Big Brother, someone’s bathing there.”
Other Thug: “Heh heh…looks like it’s a beautiful woman…”
Xiao Bai: “Let’s play some hide and seek…would you like that? Close your eyes now.”
Sa Yatou: “Ok.”
“One…
“Two…”
End.
Author’s Notes: After I finalised the ‘cool’ version of Xiao Bai the White Dragon Horse, the monk never rides her again. (After this chapter may everybody please supervise. This is now an official comic/ manhua.)
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Chapter 5
(Note: Continue reading from Left to Right.)
(Name of cave next to demon which I have trouble reading sorry.)
Demon (black bubble): “There’s…there’s people coming…”
“My King — they’re coming! My—”
Demon King: “Who’s coming?”
Demon subordinate: “It’s…a monk…just…just two humans…”
Demon King: “Hahah…Since that monkey isn’t here…”
(Skulls) “Even if Heaven itself tries to stop me…”
“The monk still dies…”
(i.e The Demon King wants to eat Jiang Liu’er because legend says eating his flesh would make you immortal.)
‘Ahchoo…!’
Xiao Bai: “Even idiots can get a cold?”
Sa Yatou: “Is the monk done yet??”
(Jiang Liu’er is working on something.)
Jiang Liu’er: “Er…just wait of nightfall, then it’ll be finished…”
Sa Yatou: “Oh…ok then…”
Demon King: “Tonight you two will be the gourmet food of yours truly, the King…”
“Do you want to be eaten from the head first or the feet?”
Demon subordinate: “My…My King… (??idek sorry)”
Demon King: “Huh?”
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie stare down the demons.
Demon subordinate: “My Great King…is asking youse…oi.”
(King sweat drops, a nervous wreck.)
(Sa Yatou, Xiao Bai and Jiang Liu’er watch the paper lantern that Jiang Liu’er made. The lantern reads ‘buddhism’ or ‘buddha.’)
Sa Yatou: “Wah! <3”
Jiang Liu’er: “It’s so silent…it’s pretty, right?”
Jiang Liu’er: *Very pleased with himself for his one lantern.*
Xiao Bai: “Look over there, quick.”
Jiang Liu’er: ‘?!!’
Zhu Bajie (Pigsy): Now make your Pig Elder another hundred lanterns…or (?) you’ll regret it.
End.
Author’s Notes: I’m not great doing long serious topics (actually I can’t stop my own silliness from getting into it…oh, it’s my fun personality.)
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Chapter 6
*Spin…spin…*
Swordsman: “There’s a strong smell of demon around here. Disciple, choose a good house.”
Disciple child: “Then let’s stay in this one. Let’s see if this time…there’s really people here…!!”
Disciple child knocks on door: “Anybody home?”
Behind door: “Coming…”
Disciple child: “Excuse me, but may I ask if the homeowner has seen any strange guests?”
Behind door: “……..Us lot are temporary guests here…”
Swordsman, startled: “En?!!!”
“The stench of demon is rife!”
Swordsman, a Taoist exorcist, chants: ….. (Very archaic language. Not sure which direction it’s supposed to be read in so can’t translate…forgive me…it’s Mumbo Jumbo…)
“Command!”
Talismans circle the Swordsman as he uses his technique: ‘Demon-ridding seal!’
Disciple child: “Heavens!…He’s using so many seals…Does Master not want to live through the next half year? [Because we’ll be out of seals.]
(Inside the house, the three figures loom with seals stuck everywhere.)
Zhu Bajie: You bastard! If you want to seal demons then seal your damn demons — what’s the meaning of this?!!”
(On Baijie’s necklace is the word “Gao,” the surname of his wife and the house he briefly married into before the journey to the west.)
Xiao Bai: ‘So noisy…’
Swordsman (right bubble): “Such an immensely strong pig demon…Heads up for my magical artefact…!”
“Arggh!!”
Zhu Bajie (left bubble): “Motherfucker…this Old Pig is going to waste you…!”
(Left to right)
Jiang Liu’er: “This was all a great misunderstanding, Taoist master, I ask for your forgiveness.”
Swordsman/ Taoist master: “Venerable Master, your words are too heavy. It was this one that was at fault.”
Disciple child: “Master…you’re bleeding…” [insinuating he actually fought Bajie? XD]
End.
Author’s Notes: You didn’t guess wrong if you recognised the swordsman was based on 燕赤霞, Yan Chixia, a character I adored as a kid. (If you don’t know it, check out 倩女幽魂, Qiànnǚ yōuhún/ ghost story.)
Translator notes: I haven’t seen that at all^ it must be good though.
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Chapter 7
(Read right to left, up-down.)
Beyond the window is a person, their face white, their body fiery red, smiling inwardly.
(I’m sorry there’s too many words I don’t recognise so I won’t be able to translate this intro.)
Swordsman: “By the promise of Heaven and Earth…(?)…”
“Explode.”
“Watch me flagrantly spill blood today — heh!”
Word above the surprised demons: *scared*
Disciple child: “Master…be careful…that’s…”
Swordsman: “Haha…they must be frightened by my great Taoist powers.”
(The Ruyi Jingou Bang, wreathed in clouds, towering high above the atmosphere like a colossus,  falls.)
Disciple child: “C’mon now…let’s go get our money…[for ridding the demons.]”
Swordsman: “Wh—what the heck?”
End.
Author Notes: I originally wanted to have the Great Sage have a little go, but then I thought — these are just a couple of small fry. Not nearly enough for the Great Sage to pick his teeth with.
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Chapter 8
(Name Xiao ‘Yu’ as in ‘jade.’)
Nine-tailed fox: “Xiao Yu, is it really worth doing this for a man? Just because he helped you on one instance.”
Two-tailed fox, Xiao Yu: “Older Sister, I understand. But — this debt I owe is something I must pay back.”
“I cannot help that I have no other powers, I’ve only this body of blood and bone I can rely on to pay the debt. Please, sister, understand.”
“That year I was captured by hunters, if it wasn’t for him, I would have long been skinned and sold off to the market.”
(She has the sister cut off one of her tails.)
Xiao Yu: “Up until today I’ve endured misfortune and hardship!”
*Sigh.*
“This is the only way I can pay back the kindness shown to me.”
Nine-tailed fox, sister: “But even if you have a thousand tails, that won’t help you gain people’s trust…”
Xiao Yu: “Ah.”
Daughter: “Mother, I’m back!!”
Mother: “I told you to go up the mountain and get (?), why are you back so late?”
Daughter: “It’s…because the mountain path is hard to walk.”
Mother: “Why is the wife of the man in the mountains so pompous? Look at you — you go up the mountain once and come back looking like this. No wonder it’s been all this time and you don’t have a single child.”
“Ugh! But at least this luck you’re having is good. Every time you go up there you’re just in time to bump into this white fox…(?)”
Xiao Yu: “Is…may I ask…”
Jiang Liu’er: “Hello, Madams, may I ask if you may spare us some food?”
End Chapter.
Author Notes: It’s a cameo of ‘Liaozhai fox goddess showing gratitude’ story. But the monk is chucked into the chaos.
Translator Notes: In chapter 9 this ‘Mother’ is suddenly changed to a Grandmother and idek?? So I’m going to keep it as ‘Mother.’
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Chapter 9
(Read panels right to left again, lol).
Jiang Liu’er: “This humble monk hails from the Eastern Mainlan—”
The Mother: “—Monk, in these kinds of times how are we supposed to have spare food for you?”
Jiang Liu’er: “……”
Mother: “And speaking of, since when did buddhist monks harbour small girls and take them running all over the world? Or are you a kidnapper? A criminal?!”
Jiang Liu’er: “If I am, then at least let me get this child a bite to eat.”
Mother: “I already said — there’s no food in the house we can spare. Hurry up and leave, do you hear…”
Mother: “Xiao Yu!! What are you doing?! Get these people out of here already…”
(Daughter bobbing to talk to Sa Yatou.)
Daughter: “You hungry?”
Sa Yatou: “Uhuh.”
Daughter: “…But this Venerable Monk and poor little girl look in need…”
Mother: “You failed housewife!! Already married for half a year and still can’t conceive a child and now look — I don’t know where you learned to lure this wild man to the house…a;lsdkfja;ldskfj…”
(Jiang Liu’er’s poker face.)
(Sa Yatou.)
Voice: “Stupid old hag! This mistress cannot stomach your hullabaloo taking up half the damned day! I see that you must be about done with your life!”
(Daughter, shocked!!)
Mother: “You little brat!! What did you say?!”
(White Dragon Horse, Xiao Bai, flies off of Sa Yatou’s shoulder, morphing back into her human form while rolling up her sleeves for a fight.)
Xiao Bai: “If this mistress doesn’t break your mouth today I’ll—!! Sa Yatou, stand back! Very Far! Don’t get splashed by blood…”
Now-one-tailed fox, Xiao Yu: “You are not to touch my household!!”
Xiao Bai, dragon form: “The likes of a small fox dares to stand in my way…”
Xiao Yu: “I dare not. But these people have been kind to me and I owe them a debt. I beg you, great goddess, to spare them. I’m willing to give my life.”
Jiang Liu’er: “……..”
Jiang Liu’er: “I don’t really want to butt-in to your private affairs, but perhaps…you should consider looking after the ‘point’ of your conversation…”
Xiao Yu: ?! “Grandma!!”
Mother, overwhelmed: “Demons…”
Daughter: “Xiao Yu! What’s wrong with my mother here?!”
Mother: “Shut it. You unfilial child, if it weren’t for Xiao Yu your mother would have gone to see the King of the Underworld. After today if you dare be anything but good to Xiao Yu…I’ll…I’ll axe you alive…”
Daughter: “Ok…Mother…”
End.
Author Notes: The plot ran away from me. Don’t know how I ended up with cranky mother-in-law, took a while for me to come around.
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Chapter 10
(Read left to right here…it keeps changing between chapters lol.)
(Gods of Death, collectors of spirits to the Underworld who work for its King, Yenwan.)
Black death god: “Sir Seventh…lately…our overtime work has gotten extensive…Once we finish up this round, let’s go drink.”
White death god, Sir Seventh: “Aye…the time is right. Let’s hurry up and finish up.”
Sa Yatou: “zzZZ.”
White death god: “Oh, it’s a little girl. How sad…look how young this one is…”
(Top right corner, White death god reads the death register.)
White death god: “En?! According to the registry…this girl should have died months ago…”
Black death god: “That’s alright.”
“Let’s take her spirit and then talk.”
Black death god: “Your life-force has been all used up. Come with us now…”
White death god: “Don’t be afraid, little girl. We’re ghost collectors. You need to come with us.”
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong: “We’re not about to go anywhere.”
Black death god: “Eh?…How dare you…you have the audacity to hinder the Underworld Constabulary?”
Sun Wukong: “You two ghost officers have such a flimsy memory.”
“I wonder if Ol’ King of the Underworld still remembers This Old Sun…”
Death gods: “…Great…Great Sage…”
Word next to Sun Wukong: “Fuck off.”
King of the Underworld: “You two idiots, you’re to leave that monkey alone, far, far away!”
Death gods: “Yes…yes…”
King of the Underworld: “…nearly scared me to death…”
End.
(Translator note - This part is alluding to Sun Wukong’s exploits before he upturned heaven. He went to the underworld and turned everything upside down there too — including wiping his name off the death registry. So he wrecked the Underworld once. Not something the King would forget hahaha.)
Author Notes: King of the Underworld is here to be shy and cute. Not sure if he’ll appear again after this~~
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Chapter 11
(This chapter heavily alludes to another chinese folklore: The Cowherd and Weaver girl, or Niulang Zhinü. Basically it’s a story about forbidden love —  Cowherd and Weaver girl loved each other but were not allowed to be together. Weaver girl’s mother banished them to opposite sides of the silver river. But the birds began to pity them, so once a year and only once a year the birds fly and form a bridge over the river to reunite the lovers. They spend one day together before they must part again until the next year. Bittersweet tragedy.)
(Read right to left again please.)
Jiang Liu’er: “Is it pretty? It’s better than the lanterns we put up.”
Sa Yatou: “Uhuh! But there aren’t as many as the ones we put up…”
Festival goer: “Baby, let’s buy you this cloth doll, yeah?”
Child: “Ok Mother! I want to buy a Weaver girl doll!”
(Image of silhouettes of Sa Yatou on Jiang Liu’er’s shoulder and the mother holding her child’s hand.)
Child: “Mother dear…Do Cowherd and Weaver girl really only get to see each other once a year? I wish I could see how they meet….”
Festival mother: “Silly child…We’re but mortals. How can we possibly see that…”
(Sa Yatou.)
Jiang Liu’er: “What’s wrong? Sa Yatou…are you thinking about your Mom?”
Sa Yatou: “N…No…”
Jiang Liu’er: “I’m sorry…this I truly cannot help you with…but……”
(Jiang Liu’er turns his head.)
Jiang Liu’er: “I can give you my personal protective charm. It has intense super powers…I’d say, maybe it can help you grant your wishes.”
“Though it is a bit old…Want it?”
Sa Yatou, hands up: “I want it!”
Sa Yatou: “I really just wanted to have Mom be with me for one more festival.”
“Just one more would have been good…”
(Great Sage Equal to Heaven plushie.)
(Epilogue: silhouettes of Cowherd, Weaver girl, Sa Yatou, Sa Yatou’s Mom’s ghost and Sun Wukong all standing on the bridge made of birds.)
Sa Yatou: “Mum! Look…it’s really the Cowherd and Weaver girl!”
Ghost Mum: “Great Sage…is this really ok?”
Sun Wukong, to the lovers: “Don’t mind us. You two continue.”
Weaver girl: “These people are so annoying…We only get to meet once and year!”
Cowherd: “Shh!…Please be more quiet. That monkey is someone even my father has to make an exception for.
King of the Underworld: “What the hell are you doing on the job?!!! Can’t even keep an eye on a ghost?!!!”
Death gods: “….But you said to keep far, far away from that…monkey…”
End.
Author notes: This one about Hero is Back is an official commission (?the translator thinks?) Thank you for the official support!
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Chapter 12
(Translator note: This one takes place in the middle of a well known story in Journey to the West — the infamous White Bone Demon arc. White Bone Demon is vicious and sly and plots a way to eat Tang Monk by getting rid of Sun Wukong. She first turns into a beautiful young lady to get cosy next to Tang Monk and co. But Sun Wukong has this fiery eye technique that sees through disguises. So he of course sees through the facade and immediately ‘kills’ the demon.
(But the demon escapes and leaves a shell of a human body for Tang Monk to get extremely angry over. Because, to his human eyes, Sun Wukong just straight murdered a nice lady. Sun Wukong’s disciple brothers don’t have the ability to see through disguises either. They all think he’s guilty. White Bone Demon turns into two more people and this repeats. On the third kill, Tang Monk punishes Sun Wukong and then forces him to leave. Forever.
(White Bone Demon then gets her white, bony fingers on Tang Monk. The DENGANG version doesn’t play out or end the same way. But the ‘twist’ really relies on knowledge of the original lol.)
Demon lackey: “Mistress. The Tang Monk has been captured as you ordered.”
White Bone Demon: “So you’re saying that the monk really disowned the monkey? Hahaha.”
Lackey: “Mistress is cunning. That monkey has already been driven away back to Flower-fruit Mountain. It is unknown where Tang Monk’s other two disciples are.”
White Bone Demon: “Let me see myself. Have a look-see at this Tang Dynasty monk.”
(White Bone Demon looks over her shoulder, glancing at the painting of a beautiful woman.)
(Image of Jiang Liu’er.)
White Bone Demon: “Venerable Master. You’ll have to excuse me. This young woman has not shown you a proper welcome. Please do not fault me.”
“About my three transformations to play the monkey. What does the Venerable Master think of my little show, pray tell?”
White Bone Demon, human face: “I originally thought that you were hopeless. I didn’t want the Venerable Master to visit like this.” (Idek either. Best I could do for this line I don’t get, sorry.)
Jiang Liu’er: “On your selfish whims, you’ve ravished villages and sowed misery, murdering countless innocents. All of the surrounding villages have been maimed by your doing.”
White Bone Demon: “Oh Venerable Master, those words are too serious. This lowly one has only invited the neighbouring villages to be guest here.”
(Bones of the villagers carpet the caverns.)
White Bone Demon: “In just a short moment, when you’re in the Underworld, you can help them find salvation.”
Jiang Liu’er: “You repulsive bastard. You deserve no mercy.”
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Chapter 13
White Bone Demon: “For many centuries, I’ve always been careful, careful. I’ve waited so patiently for this fortunate chance. All these years, all those villagers’ who were massacred and those who luckily escaped…”
(White Bone Demon’s mouth opens.)
“But now we’re here. It’s all alright now that I have you — flesh that will grant me immortality. I’ll become powerful enough to instantly achieve godhood.”
(White Bone Demon sucks Jiang Liu’er’s life out.)
Jiang Liu’er: “Tch!”
*Headbutt!*
Jiang Liu’er: “You really are pretty tricky. Otherwise we wouldn’t have had to act out this great extravaganza to trick you into revealing your true form.”
White Bone Demon: “What!?”
(The squad arrives.)
Either Sha Wujing (man with crescent blade) or Zhu Bajie (Pigsy): “Repulsive demon. Hurry up and repent. Do you really think monk meat tastes that good? You think we were going to be easy pickings?”
White Bone Demon, falling to her knees: “Venerable Master, please spare me.”
“Great Master, the truth is I am a piteous person. Murdered in cold blood by ruffians. My bones disintegrated. Please, I beg the Venerable Master, under the good grace of Heaven please forgive me this one time.”
Jiang Liu’er: “Amitofo. Sanzai. Sanzai. (There is goodness. There is goodness.)”
Jiang Liu’er: “Wujing. Bajie. Don’t hit her so hard that she shatters.”
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Chapter 13
Please read right to left.
(Pic of Bajie.)
(Three distinct weapons can be seen beating the crap out of White Bone Demon: White Horse/ Xiao bai’s sword, Bajie’s nine-toothed rake, and Wujing’s crescent blade.)
White Bone Demon, escaping: “This lot of monks are brutal. Nothing like the stories.”
Jiang Liu’er: “Kid, don’t look.”
White Bone Demon: “Fortunate that I still have one more spirit-escaping technique. Otherwise I’d really have been ground into dust by them.”
“It’s time to leave my estate. Mistress I shall sink into the shadows. It’s no matter, sooner or later I’ll get my prize. Heheheheheh.”
Voice, golden eyes: “Oi. You’re thinking too much.”
“But this has been just my luck. My holiday back home was pretty sweet.”
White Bone Demon: “Sun…Sun…Wukong…”
White Bone Demon, running: “This Mistress cannot politely remain.”
Sun Wukong: “Want to run…….”
Zhu Bajie: “That Bimawen, stableboy’s back isn’t he? Hey Monk, didn’t you say he gets a three day holiday?”
Sha Wujing (probably): “Hm, yeah. I thought this time he was going to let us stretch our muscles.”
Silhouette of Erlang Shen: “Got mail…”
Xiao Tian Quan, his dog: <3
(The mail, typical delivery fill-out form etc.)
‘Tang Dynasty Fast Post.’
Person posting: Great Sage Equal to Heaven (Can’t make out words in second line, sorry.)
Province: Boyue Cave (Where Yellow Robe Demon lives, a location where Tang Monk was supposed to be captured thanks to this white bone incident but never happened hahahahah. I guess they went to the next place and found a mail box.)
Receiver: Lord Erlang Zhen Jun (True General) (Other stuff I can’t make out, too pixellated.) Signature: Sun, 孙 Contents of Package: Dog Food. (Insinuating that after they reduced White Bone Demon to bones Sun Wukong mailed her remains out.)
End.
Author Notes: Before when I watched Journey to the West, the two episodes of the White Bone Demon arc I hated. So I changed it~
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Ending here for now, there’s still like ten or more chapters to go. About the halfway mark. Again, check out the art and comics DENGANG advertises here. He’s also done printed comics for ‘Chinese Paladin 3,’ art for 大唐魂/ Great Tang Ghost. 
Also check out 老师身边的杰���斯 ‘The Genos at Teacher’s Side’ account that logs all of DENGANG’s work -- right here. 
(lol that’s alluding to Genos and Saitama wherein DENGANG is Saitama hahahahahaha)
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