#please don’t play captain save a team in my inbox. because i don’t care

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whether or not people have a reason to not like argentina, the fans are still going to be upset. whatever reason someone has (ex: they don’t like x player, the racism from their fans, the country’s history, etc.) it’s going to trigger their fans. whether someone just simply doesn’t like the team, that’s an issue too. and then the fans wonder why people don’t like the team or them (the fans) like you guys get triggered regardless

and then (on this hellsite), you jump into people’s inbox (anonymously btw) and write a thesis to someone who doesn’t like the team or the “dios” of the team. just leave people alone

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prompt list

I actually have 435 followers now; IDK how that happened…

Alright.  Here’s how this is going to work.  Last time I did a prompt list, I got an overwhelming response (I wrote 22 fics), and I only had 100 followers back then.  This time around, I’m instituting some rules to keep things running smoothly.

I’ll keep this event running for one week (Evening of Thursday 05 July through Evening of Thursday 12 July) OR until I receive 25 prompts (controlling for duplicates).  At that point, my inbox will close again until I’ve written all of them.  I plan to post them as I write them, so I’m not sure how many I’ll get done each day.  My goal is to write at least one prompt a day, however, don’t get upset if things get a little delayed; my leg is in a cast and I am back working full time, so I got some shit going on.

**When you ask for a prompt, please copy and paste it into the ask**  This saves me having to go back and look it up later.  It also makes it way easier to search for the posts after they’re published.

There is no length guarantee.  Some of these lend themselves to short drabbles, and others work as longer fics, so expect some variety there.  In order to appeal to everyone’s various interests, I’ve tried to mark the prompts as to whether or not they’ll feature emeto.  Per usual, most of the prompts are sickfic-, angst-, or h/c-based, but a few are comedic.  I’ve bolded a few of the fanfic prompts I’m super ecstatic about, but no pressure.  Choose whichever you like best.  If there’s something else you’re desperate to see (especially if it’s for creedless assassins, since I didn’t put them on the list), feel free to send in an ask with your own prompt, though I reserve the right to say no thanks.

Thank you so much for following and for sticking with me.  I hope this is a fun event for all of us.

My OCs: Jax Beach

1  Todd gets motion sickness when Mel brings home a VR headset (emeto)

2  Mark gets overheated and sick while he and Troy are at Pride (emeto)

3  Mel assists when Amelia is sick at work (emeto)

4  Mark tries to surprise Troy at work and take him out to dinner, but homeboy isn’t feeling up to it

My OCs: Mike & Co

5  Drunk/high Colby gets sick and spends the night on a street corner (AKA that one piece of his backstory I keep referencing but have never written about) (emeto)

6  Ash gets motion sickness while he and Hannah travel by greyhound bus (AKA that one prompt I keep meaning to get to and never do) (emeto)

7  Mike has strep and Jason threatens to quarantine her

8  Colby takes Jason to hot yoga and things go very badly (emeto)

My OCs: Bostonians (H and P are in the middle of a thing, so these are going to be either prequels to their current arc or prompts for Kris and Khalil)

9  Kris is a good Samaritan when a member of the church choir faints/gets sick (emeto)

10  Hildur drags herself to the drugstore for provisions when she’s sick with the flu

11 Kris takes a depressed Khalil out to breakfast and tries to cheer him up even though he really doesn’t want to hear it (sorry this is a super weird prompt, but it’s already a wip on my computer)

12  Pierce is determined to make it through the workday even though he’s sick and looks terrible (emeto)

Captain America

13  Pre-serum Steve takes care of a drunk Bucky (Heroverse, pre-WWII) (emeto)

14  Darcy looks out for Bucky when he’s sick at work (Powers/No Powers) (emeto)

15  More on Steve and Bucky’s “not bad for the end of the world” moment in Infinity War (could possibly go nsfw; missing moments)

16  Bucky has another seizure (Whoa Bessie) (emeto)

Irondad and Spiderson

17  Tony gives Peter a talking-to about staying up all night when he stays at the facility upstate (but sometimes you really do have to study for a Spanish quiz)

18  Tony’s injured on a mission, Peter fusses, Tony objects, and Peter pulls the “if it had happened to me, you’d be fussing” card

19  Peter throws up after doing some Spider-Man acrobatics and tries to walk it off, but he’s actually sick (emeto)

20  Tony has a panic attack in front of Peter (emeto)

Other Spider-Man

21  May tries to convince Peter he doesn’t have to go to his Stark internship when he’s sick (emeto)

22  Peter comes to school sick and ragged out, and Ned tries to guess what kind of adventures Peter was up to all night as Spider-Man (“No, dude, I’m just sick.  Gimme a break.”)

23  Peter and Shuri are working on a project and Peter’s super antsy.  Shuri asks him what’s up, and Peter tries to play it cool, but he’s super nauseated (emeto)

24  Peter’s on patrol even though he has a fever, and Karen gives him all kinds of warnings

Nat on Fire

25  Nat attempts to hide a concussion (emeto)

26  Steve and Nat have a fight about Nat’s declining health

27  Nat starts using again, and Steve finds her high

28  Flashback where Nat detoxes from cocaine before joining SHIELD (emeto)

Clint & Laura

29  Laura calls Clint in sick to work (“Sorry, Nick, Clint can’t come to the phone right now.  He’s hugging the toilet.”) (emeto)

30  It’s Clint’s turn to get up and soothe the crying baby, but when he gets out of bed, it’s all he can do to get to the bathroom before he pukes (emeto)

31  Clint and Laura have date night all planned, but Clint’s sick and they end up staying in for ginger ale and saltines (emeto)

32  When your wife tells you you don’t look so good, you should probably believe her

Science Bros

33  Tony and Bruce get drunk, and Tony’s a lot more used to it than poor Bruce (emeto)

34  Tony’s new suit upgrades go amiss and he ends up motion sick (emeto)

35  The boys work out a serum to calm Bruce down after hulking out, and it ends up doing a number on his stomach (emeto)

36  The giant bag of weed mentioned in Avengers (2012) is actually a thing

Nat & Bruce

37  Nat’s injured on a mission and in a lot of pain, Bruce hovers (emeto)

38  Bruce calms down after hulking out on a mission, Nat watches out for him (emeto)

39  Nat sleeps over in Bruce’s room and wakes early with a fever.  Cue some raised eyebrows when he starts looking for ibuprofen for homegirl while the rest of the team is eating breakfast

40  Bruce is hiding/avoiding everyone because he’s sick, and Nat just wants to check that he’s ok

Black Panther

41  T’Challa does take Shuri to Coachella, and she gets overheated

42  T’Challa takes a kick to the gut in combat and has a little trouble shaking it off (emeto)

43  T’Challa’s sick and Shuri has medication for him in her lab, but she makes him wait for her to bring it to him so he won’t vomit near her precious equipment (emeto)

44  Shuri tags along to train with Okoye and T’Challa and ends up pushing herself a bit too hard (emeto)

Daredevil

45  Foggy’s sick with a fever, and he’s super confused when he sees Matt taking care of him and running around the apartment like he’s not blind at all

46  Claire’s patching Matt up after a night of vigilante shenanigans, and he vomits from the pain (emeto)

47  Karen and Matt are alone in the office when Matt gets sick, and she’s not sure how much help he needs (ensue mega hovering) (emeto)

48  Claire suspects Matt has a concussion and calls Foggy to babysit him while she goes to work even though Matt insists he’s fine (he’s not) (emeto)

Jessica Jones (JJ/Avengers crossover)

49  Jess is belligerent and drunk; she and Nat have an argument

50  Jess is hungover (emeto)

51  Jess goes on a mission with Nat and gets injured but tries to convince Nat she’s fine

52  Nat and Jess get drunk together, and Nat doesn’t fare so well (emeto)

Criminal Minds

53  Spencer’s coming down with a bug, but being on the jet makes him sick to his stomach too (emeto)

54  JJ wakes up sick in the night and Will takes care of her (emeto)

55  Spencer’s anxious and craving drugs, so JJ comes to his aid

56  Spencer feels ill and faint at a crime scene and tries to explain that he’s not overwhelmed, he’s actually sick (emeto)

Titan A.E.

57  Akima’s reckless flying gives Cale motion sickness (emeto)

58  Cale is unwell and wandering the Valkyrie in the middle of the night when he runs into Akima

59  Alternate Cale and Korso meeting: Cale’s vomiting into a trash can and Korso comes to his aid (emeto)

60  Alternate Cale and Akima meeting: Cale’s nauseous when he wakes up injured on the Valkyrie (emeto)

[semirahrose]

I have seen Civil War only once because I hated it so much, haha. So I can't hang with your take, I honestly don't have the memory for it. But I'm interested in what you think as an unbiased party seeing the fued between Cap and Tony, what are your thoughts on the accords and the fallout from Civil War?

I’m sorry it’s taken a while to reply to this! My inbox is a disaster. 

[ Re: this response I wrote to a piece of MCU meta that crossed my dash ]

Makes sense! I saw it twice, I think, because I ended up watching it again with my dad, but I wasn’t too broken up about having to see it again. My favorite character is Bucky, and since he is—at best—a ghost of a shadow of an implication in most other Marvel movies, it was a treat for him to share some major screentime in that one. I can understand why you wouldn’t want to go back and rewatch it, though! It’s been years for me, so my memory is not the freshest, either! I owe any freshness of memory to my discussions with @monkeysatemylastrolo, who loves Tony and is super amazing, and deserves the credit for any coherence in this trash-fire of a response. 

(As for the start of your ask… To me, it’s pretty clear to me that Tony, in his grief, did a few things that were unquestionably lethal. A repulsor beam to the skull seems kinda like a no-brainer re: lethality. However, it was also clear he calmed down as the fight went on. But that’s not what this post is about, so…)

In short: I am the farthest thing from knowledgeable about the franchise or its characters. I have never read the comics. I will try my best to answer, but please bear with me.

Okay, so.

What do I think about the feud between Captain America and Iron Man?

Honestly? I think it was inevitable. For both of them. And I don’t really think it was as much about the politics as it was about their own personalities and experiences. I’m not trying to excuse anyone, but I also can’t really criticize either of them, because it’s hard for me to imagine them making any other choices. Of course the politics played a role, but if that alone were the case, I think they had enough of a friendship under their belts to reconcile their differences without violence. So, deep-seated fears and insecurities it is.

Cut for length. Some of this I’m making sense of as I type it. Sorry in advance.

To me, it seemed like at least part of the reason that Tony felt so strongly about the Accords was his past experiences. He had been made to doubt himself and his own decisions. He has been betrayed. His good intentions have—through no fault of his own—turned against him. It makes sense that he’d agree with the Accords, because there is security in having many voices. Guilt and shame and trauma led him to associate his (and the team’s) individual choices with death and destruction. 

To Steve, I think his history pushed him inexorably in the opposite direction. Way back when he was actually young, before he went in the ice, he was already a contrary fellow, but the war only pushed home his mistrust in government authority and oversight. I mean, Hitler. I don’t really think I need to say much more about how living in that time could instill a mistrust of authority in people. But that’s not nearly enough, of course, to justify his position. Enough to explain…. maybe. But then he comes out of the ice and helps to hold off a massive alien invasion as part of a government sanctioned group of enhanced individuals. Then the next Cap movie was all about how the organization he trusted and allied himself with was pretty much 90% Hydra, an organization that was still very much alive and well and which had kidnapped his closest friend, brainwashed him, repeatedly destroyed his memory, and forced him to kill. And ooohhhhhhh boy, the individualist streak is back. Anyone could be Hydra, and probably everyone is working for their own gain, anyway, with secret agendas from here to Mars. He withdraws. He only trusts himself. And you know, maybe that’s still not enough to justify his resistance, because the Accords were signed by so many countries and were supposed to really help things (though… I’ll get to that). Honestly, I can’t say that I see Steve as a terribly chilly, rational person. He’s hot-headed, and he does what he believes to be right, damn the consequences. 

But honestly, forget everything I said above, because while those probably had something to do with it in the beginning (and reasonably so, since I think our experiences do shape our perceptions and are difficult to change or unlearn). It probably wasn’t about any of that, and I doubt he could have expressed it if someone had asked. I think it was largely about Bucky. As soon as Bucky became a target, Steve was out. The Greater Good or whatever the flip might have been a footnote at the back of his mind, but

a) his only link to his past and his closest friend was being falsely accused and targeted

b) he didn’t know that it was unrelated to all the other stuff going down

c) since when has he been a cool-headed decision-maker?

So, honestly? Both of their positions make sense, just based on their personalities and experiences. Based on the fallout from some of their very major battles (though with battles of that magnitude, the damage doesn’t necessarily fall on them, because it’s most often driven by malicious forces), Tony’s position makes sense. They need permission. They need oversight. They do not have the right to just invade and destroy. It’s disgusting and disrespectful, and Tony has enough to have nightmares about.

But for Steve, the Accords likely seem like red tape. Bureaucracy and hemming and hawing about things have, in his experience, not often led to good things. It’s what meant the division his friend worked with—captured, tortured, and imprisoned—didn’t mean enough to save. To the absolute detriment of the big picture, he focuses on people. (See: Infinity War. Killing one man could have stopped or delayed everything, but he couldn’t justify it to himself. To him, the people he cares for are the universe. It warps his sense of scale.) So, as he is wont to do, he said, screw all of you, and he went off to free Bucky’s unit. Once again, in Civil War, the “greater good” came (quite indirectly) at the cost of Bucky. …I can’t say his actions surprised me, considering his history with the perversion of authority and government.

What did I think about the Accords?

Honestly? They sounded like they could have been very good. I really can’t speak to them, though. I genuinely can’t, because the movie told us nothing of their particulars. Their detractors are citing weaknesses that are not explicitly there, and the supporters of the accords are touting benefits that are also not explicitly present. We know many countries signed them. We know they’re pretty hefty. We know Wakanda signed them, which is a big point in their favor, though—crap. Actually… pre-Black Panther, Wakanda was a very insular country, denying outside influence. That could have affected their position. Anyway! The sheer amount of support they got means that the Accords likely seemed pretty solid to the majority of countries (if not necessarily the majority of the world, because there are a couple countries that hold a bit more sway, population-wise. I dunno if there’s a list out there of countries that signed, so let’s just assume the majority of the world).

Honestly? It sounds like, as long as there were provisions in place for emergency action (like in the case of another alien invasion) and some Mutant voices on whatever committee made decisions (crap, enhanced human? Are mutants a thing in Marvel? I know some characters weren’t allowed to be Mutant because of some weird dispute with Fox or something, so they just ended up enhanced in Marvel movie canon, but I don’t know if Mutants are a thing in this universe)—anyway. It sounds like they could have been good.

But honestly, I don’t know. And since that one really moustachey guy—was his name Ross??—was a) a jerk and b) the unofficial chain-yanker in the movie and the emblem of the limitations that would be placed on the Avengers, the accords didn’t get as good representation to viewers as they should have, and it became clear that, regardless of how amazing they were, there were already people set to take advantage of them. (Inevitable and irrelevant, I know. Just because there are people who will take advantage of a good thing doesn’t make it bad, but it wasn’t a beacon of reason to change Cap’s mind, either. It only drove home his presuppositions about authority.) 

The actual content of the Accords didn’t get much representation at all. So honestly? I can’t say anything about them. They could have been awesome. They could have sucked. They could have streamlined the process wonderfully and made taking action easier and safer for everyone… or tied the Avengers up in red tape and prevented them from apprehending Really Bad Dudes.

I don’t know, and I don’t think I can confidently say one way or another.

Also, it has become apparent to me that I really need to watch all of the Avengers movies, but I just don’t have the motivation.

[sfw-haikyuu-nsfw]

I figured it was time for another updated list of what is in my inbox - primarily because I reached the end of the last list, lol. So, here’s what to come and in the order that they’ll be answered!

Nishinoya with a tsundere!significant other.

Origami headcanons with Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi, and Kenma.

Mattsun with a female friends with benefits (hell yeah!).

Bokuto and an awkward morning after with a female friend (double hell yeah!).

Bokuto, Kuroo, and Iwaizumi with a significant other that can twerk.

Iwaizumi’s little sister dating Oikawa (there are two other similar scenarios with different character in this request and I’ll probably end up doing them all!)

Suga, Oikawa, Bokuto, and Kuroo with significant other that has morbid humor.

Ushijima NSFW with female significant other and dry humping.

Bokuto and Kuroo drunken threesome with female roommate (triple hell yeah!).

Captain squad reacting to female athlete with amputation below the knee/prosthetic leg (I really love this idea).

Polyship headcanons with Yamaguchi X Oikawa X Bokuto X female reader with an anxiety disorder.

Oikawa headcanons with a “Big Girl”.

Kenma’s significant other role-playing NSFW.

A continuation of Kageyama dating Tsukishima’s little sister.

Terushima, Kuroo, Ushijima, and Iwaizumi headcanons with their significant other trying them up in bed.

Kuroo, Bokuto, Terushima, and Tsukishima reaction to waking up with their female significant other giving them head.

Yamaguchi’s comfort to his female significant other who’s nervous about her first volleyball game.

Bokuto’s female significant other being dominate in bed.

NSFW headcanons with Tsukishima and Hinata with a female metalhead.

Poly reader with Bokuto, Kuroo, and Tsukishima.

Ukai Jr., Oikawa, Kuroo, and Kageyama not realizing they offended their significant other (I’m assuming this is supposed to be kinda angst).

Ushijima as an Olympic volleyball player and his female significant other is from the Mexican team; they party!

SFW and NSFW headcanons for Kuroo and Suga with a chubby significant other.

Kageyama being really good at pick-up lines.

Nishinoya headcanons on how he tries to becoming more than friends with his crush that sees him in a platonic way.

Part 3 of Iwaizumi mermaid story (There are a couple of these, lol).

Pokemon trainer headcanons with Karasuno (this will primarily be about Pokemon GO, sweetie, I don’t follow the actually games nor the show, but I did play this for about a year when it came out).

Oikawa’s significant other meeting his parents.

Oikawa headcanons of him being a father to a boy and twin girls.

Oikawa mermaid scenario.

Headcanons for Oikawa, Kuroo, Tendou, and Kageyama with a significant other in competitive Latin dance (I’m really excited for this too! Professional relationships taken the wrong way!).

Continuation of Tsukishima, Bokuto, and Kuroo with assistant coach that makes them magically gay, lol!

Scenario with ‘adorable kitty shine’ Lev.

Suga and Tsukishima with a suicidal significant other (okay, I’m going to clarify right here that I’m being very tentative with this one. The main reason I’m taking it is because I know what it’s like to think that the world would be better off without you - BUT the world is better off with you in it, trust me! But when I get to this, it will be entirely from the POV of the boys and their reaction, I will not be delving into any explicit details of suicide or the thought process behind it, primarily because I do not wish to trigger any unwanted emotions in anyone or upset anyone with a wrong interpretation based on my own experience. I have had many friends that admitted to being suicidal and have experience in dealing with the emotions of being a bystander to it. That is the reason that I am fulfilling this request. Plus, those who feel this way need to know that they are loved and cherished. Also, I’ll put this one under a ‘read more’ so those that wish to skip it can do so.)

Daichi, Suga, and Asahi celebrating a win with their female significant other.

Scenario in which Oikawa has to ask the blessing of Ushijima to date his sister.

Oikawa and Bokuto meeting their internet best friend (female) that they have actually fallen in love with.

Kuroo meets his female significant other in her home country years after they’ve broken up and she’s a single mom and they still have feelings for each other (you just KNOW what I want to write about, Cole!)

Seijou 3rd years attempting to fix the relationship between their female significant other and her sister.

Kuroo, Futakuchi, and Oikawa finding out their significant is leading a double life in the supernatural realm.

Tendou meets his female significant other at the candy store where he works.

Sweater Weather inspired scenario with Akaashi (I’m stoked about this one too!)

Headcanons of Kageyama, Bokuto, and Tendou with a significant other that’s an artistic gymnast.

Tsukishima and Kageyama comforting their female significant other with nyctophobia.

Iwaizumi headcanons that loves eating out his female significant other and what he’d do to her afterwards (um, yes please!).

Punk AU with Kuroo, Asahi, and Bokuto who are dating the trouble maker of the school.

Akaashi, Bokuto, and Kuroo soulmate AU where you find your soulmate when you bump into each other and fuse (males significant other).

Festival headcanons with Hinata.

Ushijima with female friend and their experience with the pocky game.

Terushima, Kuroo, Bokuto, Tendou, and Lev and their reaction to finding practically a zoo in her home.

Ukai, Sugawara, and Oikawa on a date with a girl they’ve had a crush on forever.

Younger sister of the Tsukishima’s and their protectiveness when she meets the team.

Futakuchi NSFW dirty talk.

Akaashi with female significant other that’s very nervous and shy, where she’s introverted and has difficulty talking with others.

Winged!Yamaguchi scenario where his wing gets damaged and a female human takes care of him. They become friends and fall in love (Thank you for bringing my Winged Au back, lol!)

Heated make out session that turns NSFW with Oikawa.

Asahi’s significant other being obsessed with his hair (who wouldn’t be, lol!)

Fluff with Shirabu.

Noya and his female significant other telling him that all she wants for her birthday is to spend the day with him; ends in NSFW.

Iwaizumi, Asahi, and Tsukishima SFW and NSFW headcanons with a female significant other that’s shy and insecure and shows her music taste in her clothing (there are a lot of details in this request, I’ll save them for when I answer it).

Oikawa’s crush thinks that he’s nothing more than a pretty face and his reaction to her saying so.

Kageyama has a sassy significant other that roasts Tsukishima.

Noya anything - literally, they said anything. Love you, Anon!

Twister headcanons with Ushijima, Oikawa, and Iwaizumi.

Oikawa headcanons living with his significant other in college.

3rd gym first date ideas.

Tsukishima’s significant other is in a dank meme group chat with Kuroo and Bokuto.

Tsukishima’s significant other is a dancer and they dance to his favorite song; things get emotional.

Fluff headcanons for Noya and Oikawa.

Oikawa with a significant other who is better at expressing her feelings through messages and text than in words.

Headcanons of characters that don’t want kids/would rather have pets instead.

Daishou falling in love with Kuroo’s younger sister.

Kinky and rough Shirabu.

Relationship headcanons with Semi.

Fluffy headcanons with Yaku.

Oikawa NSFW.

Headcanons for Daichi, Kuroo, Bokuto, Tsukishima, Tendou, and Ushijima with a significant other who’s scared of thunder storms (Anon, my limit on characters is generally five - unless it’s something small - so depending on how long these end up, I might have to cut Ushiwaka since he’s the last one listed.)

Bokuto NSFW headcanons.

Ukai NSFW headcanons.

Kuroo and Bokuto with THICC boyfriend who is insecure.

Awkward tickling situation with the Miya twins where their significant other ends up mixing up the two.

NSFW scenario of Suga being dominant in bed.

Asahi, Noya, Semi, Tendou, and Yaku headcanons with a significant other that is tiny but fierce.

Tendou NSFW scenario (Anon, you requested for Yandere, but that is actually against my rules since I do not think a relationship like that should be promoted in any sense, but I will do an NSFW scenario for you. Please understand and thank you!)

I’m sorry these are really vague - some of them were sent in that way - but I’m running out of time before I need to head into work! So, this is what I have lined up for you guys!