#please forgive my typos I wrote this on a phone and don’t have the patience to proofread

[your-localfriendandboy]

Hey y’all get ready I’m about to write a whole thing about why I love barbarians and y’all are gonna deal with it.

So like mechanically I love barbarians because I love playing tanks in rpgs to begin with. The high armor, massive hp pool and simple game mechanics means that I can just charge in an do my job even if I can’t big brain strategize on the spot and even if I don’t have the aim and reflexes of a sharpshooter. I pick the biggest threat and hit it till it stops moving. Simple and fun. Narratively Barbarians are usually given the role of “stupid beef man who only know fight and can’t read beyond a third grade level”. Like I love Grog but he’s treated as the standard of what every Barbarian should be. I, on the other hand, see Barbarians as having a large well of untapped story potential.

At their core Barbarians are characters who are driven by strong emotion. The ability itself is called rage but the emotion at the core of your Barbarian doesn’t have to be anger. Grogs Rage was more like a battle frenzy, a feral exaltation of the joy that Grog takes in violence. Yasha’s rage is more an expression of grief and pain and a desire to protect her family. But rage can be any number of things. You could have a barbarian driven completely by passionate love who has hearts in their eyes and a great axe in their hand. You could have a barbarian who’s rage mode is triggered by fear and they’re essentially having a huge panic attack. You can play with how your barbarian feels about their rage. One of my Barbarians is a robot who’s lost his memory and is essentially a giant toddler. His rage is flavored as his old programming taking over and turning him into a singleminded killing machine. He hates his rage and is terrified of the thing he becomes under it’s influence. Another barbarian might find joy in embracing their rage such as a concept I had of a zealot barbarian serving Dionysus and seeing the rage as a ritualistic madness and a way of communing with their god. You could have a character who rages like real world berserkers by ingesting herbs that drive them into a battle madness. The Hulk is the literally personification of Bruce Banners rage and negative emotions which he repressed after his dad killed his mom and now that imaginary friend can take over his body and wreck house. The possibilities are endless and fun and not just “me angry and hit thing hard”

Playing a barbarian hero is interesting for several reasons. It asks you questions about your opinions on violence and anger as well as what makes a person “civilized” as well as whether being “civilized” is even something to aspire to in the first place. It helps you come to terms with you’re own strong emotions. Barbarians are the enemies of repression. They usually are either completely not repressed to start, or learn to make peace with their emotions rather than fighting them over time. I also am always a fan of the gentle giant character who has the power to slaughter armies but instead chooses to make flower crowns and be the designated giver of hugs.

Personally though, I love barbarians because they are simple enough to cut through all the bullshit that “smart” and “civilized” people have put up to help themselves justify not doing the right thing. Barbarians don’t deal in “the big picture”, “acceptable losses”, or “Necessary evils”. Barbarians don’t agonize over the philosophical minutia of “what does good mean?” And never actually get around to doing anything. When the world tries to tell them that evil is unstoppable or worse necessary they say “ACTUALLY NO IT’S NOT! FUCK YOU! IM GOING TO SAVE EVERYONE AND THEN SHOVE A GREATSWORD DOWN THAT LYING THROAT OF YOURS”. They are a wild card that breaks through the systems that hold evil in place. They never accept that the fight is lost. They run towards danger with a smile on their face and a fire in their heart.

“Rage. Rage against the dying of the light!”

They are exactly the kind of courageous, confident, kind people that I wish I could be. I don’t have the confidence to be. I am often too scared to take a stand for what I believe in. I’m terrified of making the wrong choice and accidentally hurting people. This makes me passive more than I care to admit. There are angry men in my life and I don’t want to be like them. But I know that anger is a part of who I am and is not a wholly bad thing.

I love barbarians because often I ask myself the same thing Travis McElroy once asked: “what if you could cut out all the bullshit and just do good recklessly?”

[neoaevis]

Fluff 3 and Smut 50 with haechan request, thank youu!❤

Heyy bby this is for you hope you enjoy and I hope the outcome is how you picture it or at least close to how you picture it, if there are typos forgive me I only wrote this on my phone💋

Warnings: Daddy Kink,Pregnant Sex,Unprotected Sex(Wrap it up bishh),Insecurity,Smut,Smut,Smut(that's it I guess¿)

#3:Your Pretty Even If You’re Pregnant

#50: Call Me Daddy

Being pregnant brought your utmost insecurity, mostly when you buy clothes and eating, being pregnant means having to buy the biggest size possible for your growing belly, and for having a weird craving and weird eating time also due to your insecurity you and Haechan have restrained from having sex but mostly you, he sometimes offer it but you refuse.

One night you were rummaging over your old clothes that you used to like but you felt so depressed because none of them fits you and it pains your husband to see you like that so he tries to comfort you by sitting down beside you and giving you some sugary words.

“Haechan it’s weird isn’t it there is a baby inside me and it’s so big” you said as you wipe of your tears

“No it’s actually amazing” he said smiling at you

“But Im so big now and everything is so different which makes me afraid” you said as you feel like tearing up again, which happens all the time during your pregnancy.

“Your Pretty Even If You’re Pregnant” he said with sincerity as he held your cheeks and gives you a kiss on your lips, it makes you blush as if you were a highschool girl again, like it’s your first time being kissed.

The kiss was gentle and loving for a few minutes, then you slinged your arms in his neck, you open your mouth for a second to breath and he seizes the opportunity to deepen the kiss and the next moves were no longer gentle, his hands explored your body from your thighs till your belly rubbing it gently before letting go “I want you Y/N” your insecurity was eating you up again having thoughts that what if you can be like before what if it turns him off seeing your big belly while having sex, Haechan seems to notice this and gives you a reassuring smile “It’s ok Y/N we don’t have to if you don’t like” he said while standing up “N-no Haechan I-I want you too” you stood as you grab his face kissing him, he then carries you to the bed kissing every exposed skin you have as he tugs your shirt seemingly asking for permission in which you gave a nod your belly was big but Haechan did not mind a bit instead was happy to have a little one that’s part you and part him growing inside to you, he gives your belly a peck until up to your breast unclasping the strap at the back, first he massaged your breast before sucking it giving both boobs equal attention, you feel your breast going hard as he sucks you, after giving it satisfaction he now trails down until he was met with your panty giving your clit a kiss and slowly removing it and damn it was soo hot for you to see. Hachan started by licking your clit to sucking it with the most gentleness he can, which makes you moan the more he sucks the more you keep wanting more.

"Hae-haechan please" you said whimpering needy for his touch

"Tell me what you want baby" he said as he stopped what he was doing

"I want your finger inside please" you begged him and he agrees to your request by pushing one finger inside and sucking your clit, the scene was so erotic that you feel a know in the pit of your stomach

"Your cumming this soon, I've barely touched you" he said boosting his ego as he inserts another finger fastening his pace making you whimper from the pleasure, loud sounds of moans and skin to skin sounds resonated through the room and soon after you came undone in his touch.

You felt too good from his touch and you wanted to return the favor so you grabbed his dick within his cloth earning a groan from him "I want to suck you off" you said looking at him

He rested his body in the bed while you settle in between his legs, you pull his shorts down along his boxer and you were welcomed with his fully erect dick leaking with pre-cum, you give it a lick which makes Heachan whimper, you suck him of slowly but deep while looking into his eyes up and down you go slowly which is so painful for Haechan so he grabbed you hair in a makeshift ponytail and pulls you toward his face "Baby you would need to go faster I won't be able to take it if you go more slower" he said as he now pull you towards his dick pushing you really deep and it touch your throat and you cried due to the pain and lust you felt he then pulls you up next he thrusted into you while he makes you suck him deep everytime and faster as time passes by "Oh shit shit shit Im close" he then burst inside you making you feel the salty beads of his cum.

As he recovers from his climax the next thing you do is sit on his lap getting hold of his dick and pushing it inside of you you started in a slow pace feeling his dick inside you once again and you kiss him in his lips feeling every love he gives, everything about him was pleasurable you thought to yourself, you were too drunk in pleasure when you blurted out "Daddy" which makes Haechan stop shook at what you said, he had this though that you might want things to be rough, he then get's a hold of your neck to make you face him "Call me Daddy" he ordered you "Daddy" you obliged to him making him smirk with a full on ego he thrusts inside you "Your such a whore baby" he said as you whimper in each of his thurst and soon he places you on below him on a missionary position making you yelp "Daddy will fuck you so good baby" he said and you actually loved it, the pleasure was too much for you too handle and so you felt you second climax you clench"Da-daddy I-I I am cu-cumming" you said unable to stop yourself from stuttering " Wait for me baby I-m almost there" he thrusts inside you in full speed in a minute his pace slows down signalling he is almost cumming "Together baby" and so you both came together, he filled you up with his seed as he gives you three sharp thrusts, after he pulls out he lays on his stomach beside you, while you were dripping beside him catching your breath.

Haechan chuckles facing you "You should call me daddy more, it feels so good and makes me more excited for our baby" he grabs a hold of you spooning you onto a hug

"Thanks for today, and all the days Haechan, I know you prolly used a lot of patience on me" you said as you felt guilty towards him

"Im always here for you" he said as he gives you kisses in your neck and your shoulder even your cheek before he gets up to grab a towel and clean you up.

After that the both of you fell asleep with each others arms.

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