#please. my father's name is mr. slab. call me etho.

[ethtyn]

if you're not watching Zedaph you're not living.

description/transcript:

Zedaph and Etho have collaborated to make a Minecraft version of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, which makes liberal use of cannon blasts as percussion. Etho's contribution is the noteblock timing; Zedaph's contribution is the creeper explosions that replace the cannon blasts.

Zedaph: are you ready to go, Etho?

Etho: on your count.

Zedaph: okay—3, 2, 1—go!

Etho: here we go!

Zedaph: drum roll...

[the noteblocks begin playing]

[the first creeper blast goes off]

Zedaph: (whispering) yesss!

Etho: (laughs)

[creeper blast]

Zedaph: yes!!

Etho: (laughs) it's going!

[three creeper blasts]

Zedaph: yes!!!

[creeper blast]

Zedaph: (laughs)

Etho: oh, it's so good.

[creeper blast]

Zedaph: oh yeah, the silence—build up—

Etho: build up.

[nine creeper blasts]

Zedaph: okay—coming to the end!

Etho (overlapping): here it is! grand finale!

[six creeper blasts]

[charged creeper explodes, killing both of them]

Zedaph: yeah—hahahaha!!

Zedaph: oh my god! (laughs)

Etho (overlapping): (laughing) that's perfect, man, that was perfect. flawless.

Zedaph: what an instrument, what a beautif—Etho—

Etho (overlapping): ohhh my goodness—

Zedaph: big round of applause for your wonderful noteblocks there, that was—

Etho: and—and to you with your percussions! amazing.

Zedaph (overlapping): (laughing)

end description/transcript.

[vulqan]

scientists download my brain onto a hard drive when i die and it's just this clip playing on a loop

TRANSCRIPT:

clip context: the Hermits are playing Among Us in Minecraft. Tango and Grian have just stopped the reactor from being sabotaged.

Tango: excellent, excellent.

Bdubs: very good, boys, very good, very good, very good.

Zedaph (overlapping Bdubs): horrible noise.

Bdubs: back to the mine!

Etho is about to run down into the mine but turns back and does a little loop.

Tango: aw, look at this—oh, Etho, where ya goin'? doing all kinds of weird loops—

Etho (overlapping Tango): uhh, i don't know, almost like, uh, i don't know what i'm doin'!

Tango (overlapping Etho): "oh, gee, maybe i'll walk over here to see if anyone goes into the mine!" yeah, uh huh.

Bdubs (overlapping Tango): wait—was that—was something sus here?

Tango: Etho's big-brain and he just made a move that was very dumb.

Etho: am not!

(death sound as Bdubs shoots Tango)

Tango: (groans, laughs uproariously)

Etho: that's like the real game, Tango. you always know it and you never call it.

END TRANSCRIPT.

[ethtyn]

slick editing won't save you from the washed up accusations, Etho 🤨

transcript:

Scar: why don't you come home, Dad? it's way more fun.

Etho: i—i—i'll come pay a visit, i haven't been home in a long—

(pause)

Scar: your bridge has a hole in it, guys.

Etho: what happened to the bridge?!

(GTA V death sound)

end transcript.

[ethtyn]

WAHHHHHHHH i'm lobe him :(

[ethtyn]

he was thinking so hard the entire time. bless him.

transcript:

Xisuma: how many questions can you answer incorrectly in 45 seconds?

X: what is your name?

Etho: Xisuma.

X: what is your favourite pop band?

Etho: chocolate cake.

X: (giggles) what is your biggest fear?

Etho: ...snow.

X: who will be next to join Hermitcraft?

Etho: (pause) the elderly.

X: (laughing) what is your favourite colour?

Etho: uhh, zebra.

X: (laughs) is that a colour?

Etho: yeah.

X: who was your—who was your childhood hero?

Etho: uh—Arnold Schwarzenator.

X: when did you join Hermitcraft?

Etho: last year.

X: what is the most defining moment of your life?

Etho: the time i went to the moon.

X: what is this blocky game we're playing called?

Etho: uhh, Roblox.

X: and that's it, that's your 45 seconds.

Etho: nice! (laughs)

X: "what is your favourite colour, zebra"?

end transcript.

[ethtyn]

everybody was SO MEAN to each other this round godbless 🫰🏻

transcript:

Cleo: oh, you're making a bridge! that's brave of you.

Tango: (overlapping) look at this little guy!

Etho: i—i—it's very fancy, as you can see.

Tango: yes.

Cleo: i—i'm—really impressed, Etho. it's possibly the best work you've ever done.

Etho: mmm, thank you, Cleo. (laughs) and also that's SO mean.

all: (laughing)

end transcript.

[ethtyn]

i can't STAND HIM lmao

TRANSCRIPT:

Etho: now, the key to cooking a steak—this is the part a lot of people get wrong. all right? so pay attention, this is most important: you gotta make sure the pan is hot. if it's cold, you've messed up, y-you-you've done something wrong. you gotta make sure your fire's going or whatever—your stove is on—uh, but don't just touch the pan to figure out if it's hot! okay? big mistake. don't do it. nuh-uh, nope. that's—that's a rookie mistake, right there. what you want to do is go ask a friend, get them to touch it for you and then you can figure out if it's hot that way.

END TRANSCRIPT.

[vulqan]

yes Etho own it 😌

TRANSCRIPT:

Scar: has anybody seen that strong, handsome person—

Etho: i—i'm right here, Scar. (laughing)

Scar: did you guys, anyone see it? they have, like, they're wearing orange, and they have, like, a cowboy hat?

END TRANSCRIPT.

[ethtyn]

hi its ur local combination mcr/ethogirl mutual here to request etho in "fist-fight with god" and h10.

BLOOD BLOOD GALLONS OF THE STUFF 🥰

i am discovering i am physically incapable of drawing "Etho covered in blood" without making him sexy 😔

taglist:

@ashiyn @single-malt-scotch @goodtimeswithetho @team-clockers @crabbunch @catmaidetho @amethyst-allium @stitchthesewords @endermace

[ethtyn]

ayyy, Ladders!

TRANSCRIPT:

Etho: (singsongy) hello! hello. hellohellohello! (gremlin voice) HELLO. HELLO. (normal voice) should i just do a—i'm just gonna do a normal intro.

hello, everybody! this is Etho, and welcome back to another episode of the Let's Play series! as you can see, this llama is quite upset and, honestly, i don't blame him: i wouldn't want to become a Llamavator either! (evil laugh) oh, poor little llama, forever trapped, forever doomed to live a life of going up and down.

(pause)

hey! that doesn't sound too bad, actually! (laughs)

[ethtyn]

fully laughed until i cried at that fucking wheeze. there's something wrong with him /pos

TRANSCRIPT:

Ren: Shadow Slab. prove yourself to the Shadow today...and ye shall have a long life with us here in the Alliance. (wheezes)

Martyn: oh, he does that sometimes. it's, uh...it's his asthma. don't worry about it.

END TRANSCRIPT.

[ethtyn]

ok.

[ethtyn]

there are two wolves inside me; one is good and posts normal sexyman propaganda. the other is evil and posts this instead.

[ethtyn]

for goodness' SAKE.

transcript:

Etho: uh huh, yeah, nothing weird about this! target blocks, you know, they're perfectly valid building blocks, approved by all Master Builders™, of course, of course—

Etho: don't tell Bdubs.

end transcript.

[ethtyn]

i spent the whole time i was drawing this trying to decide on how to caption it and all i got was this shitty caption.

...thanks for the inspirational tags, @beethubs!

[ethtyn]

capital-f Freak. (affectionate)