#pobodysnerfect

[thegear]

unprompted starter for @metalfloridaman & @pobodysnerfect

"Unfortunately, caroling is limited only to commercial favorites. Nothing by Dethklok is listed."

[loversplayground]

😈 Tag the 1st person this reminds you of.

[nocontextmcelroy]

I'm thinking about a new URL, and I'd like to come up with something based on a McElroy quote. Something like "pobodysnerfect". What are your favorite short, iconic, quotes?

I really like the "unless..." Bit and the "Pack your bags and move away!" Of course munch squad too. Or shrimp heaven now! There's so many good ones!

Anyone else have suggestions?

[pobodysnerfect]

❝ WOULD THAT be brutal enough for you? ❞

POBODYSNERFECT: (humorous) alternative form of nobody's perfect, as such presenting an immediate example of that claim.

a roleplay blog for WILLIAM MURDERFACE of the METALOCALYPSE series, bassist for the famous metal band DETHKLOK

character themes of the asshole, an insecure critic, unresolved repression, STRUGGLING SELF IMAGE, stardom.

links: ABOUT. APPEARANCE.

RULES are located beneath the readmore.

Content Warning: Given what the show is, this is meant for an adult audience. Violence, body mutilation, mentions of suicidal ideation, alcohol and drugs, and generally everything that surrounds the world of celebrity A-list rockstars will be present.

Disclaimer: Writing of certain topics do not reflect my personal beliefs. These topics can come up at any time (not out of character, of course) homophobia, internalized fatphobia, toxic masculinity, cult culture, fanaticism, and a general disregard and disdain for humans and the fans. I do recommend not following this blog if you want zero mention of any of this fictionally represented on your dashboard. I will do my best to tag everything! If there is anything specific you would like tagged, or if there's anything I need to avoid while writing with you, please just let me know! I have no issues adding specific trigger tags or avoiding your discomforts within reason.

If you've made it this far! A little bit about me. I'm Rowan (they/them) 30+ years old and have been writing on Tumblr for over a decade. I'm split between a few blogs and due to life being life, will probably be low activity. That being said I'm pretty friendly just hit me up in IM or Discord!

[funnyfacelouis]

NASA after leaving mark watney on mars

Oopsie #pobodysnerfect

[croixphobique]

more songbird content ✨

more lore incoming: like his prohero counterpart, songbird is also a radio host. he wears a mask in public so he isn't recognized and his voice is much calmer and more level than his radio persona.

he carries a gun incase he gets into an altercation but usually he can be found somewhere near the scene (like a corner store) reading a magazine or buying a snack. he is absolutely a last resort in battle as his quirk is so devastating

he, like mic, is charismatic and a little temperamental and generally people like to be around him. why he is a villain im not quite sure yet but thats for another time

[charlie-artlie]

Top 5 friendships in anything you watch/read/listen. 👀

Oh man this was hard!!!! Ok so in somewhat order:

Yusuke/Kuwabara sorry but it just doesn’t get better than this. Just guys being bros

KO/Rad/Enid they are buddies and a team!!! And they save each other with the power of love!!!!

Gertrude/Gerry look at them bicker. Just look at it. Cop buddy comedies want what they have

Uo/Tohru/Hana perfect friendship. Fuck them zodiac boys honestly the show should just be about them graduating and renting an apartment together

Tucker/Church (&Epsilon) THEY BOTH JUST WANT THEIR FRIEND BACK 😭

[ID: five pictures depicting each relationship listed. The first is a picture of yusuke and kuwabara from yu yu hakusho, kuwabara has yusuke in a headlock playfully.

The second picture is of KO rad and Enid from ok ko, they’re smiling at the camera and eating ice cream.

The third picture is a screenshot from the Magnus archives transcripts which reads: GERTRUDE “I rather hope I would have found them by now. I like to think I’m not a complete incompetent.” GERRY “Until dementia hits.” GERTRUDE “Given my choice to confide in you, I rather suspect it already has.” (SHE FLIPS MORE PAGES.) GERTRUDE “Go burn your book!” (MORE FLIPPING.).

The fourth picture is a scan from the manga fruits basket of uotani, tohru, and hanajima, they are hugging.

The fifth picture is of tucker and epsilon from red vs blue.]

[aihkii]

Think about some people you love or look up to. Characters, friends, family, celebrities, anyone. 

Cool. Now look at those people and tell me, are they perfect? Do they have flaws? Do they mess up sometimes? Does the fact that they aren’t perfect make it so you don’t love them anymore?

So the next time that you find out someone really likes you or looks up to you, remember this before you get all in your head worrying about how you won’t live up to their expectations and feel like a fraud and feel like you’re going to ruin everything.

[nooutfittwice]

Day 70 Outfit 70

Will I make it to 80 outfits? We shall see! Today's outfit features one of the first things I ever purchased from Uniqlo. It was inexpensive, and I wanted to expand the number of pink shirts I owned. It's lasted forever! And it's super comfortable! The pants are Banana Republic Traveler pants (yes I found another pair) the under shirt is Mack Weldon and the socks are Amazon(?). It's time to get back to wearing pins too!

[mzkendrafoster]

Happy Birthday to one of my mentors and big bruhs @mikepfunk 🥳🤘🏾 He taught me so much it would be a book. But, he introduced me to THE FUNK, PFunk, and my idol, Belita Woods for starters ✊🏿🤘🏾✊🏿 My very own living legend #MikeP #pobodysnerfect #smoke 👑❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CJhcs3tAWOp/?igshid=1g5bm5twjvm2o

[logicalbibliophile]

I played bar trivia against my family today and my friends and I won second. My family didn’t win either game. Pobody’s nerfect for the win!

[thegear]

@pobodysnerfect has strong opinions.

The klokateer remains mellow and unaffected as things are scattered across the office floor. At least it's not the Director's office.

"Yes, sire." The tablet screen backlight glows on. 547 transcribes in e-mail to the manufacturer's design team. [ direction: hated. low effort. notes to designer: die ] And... drafted.

"Next on the agenda... Ah. It's ... that package down there." Pen tipping toward the mound of knocked-off things on the floor. "But, if you want to put it off..." Playing to the bassist's unmotivated nature, "why don't we take a break?"

[mariahgem]

Feeling that 80's vibe all the time! New makeup look I'm proud of, and then silly pictures because I need to balance out the RBF I have when I make the makeup look good! 😂🤣 I was telling a friend, all the best shots I have of my makeup I look pissed, but when I smile I mess it up! She said just make silly faces, it's the answer to it all. And as @griffinmcelroy says POBODY'S NERFECT! 😙🤣😜💕 #makeup #pink #teal #purple #eyeshadow #makeuplooks #colourpop #hudabeauty #maccosmetics #bhcosmetics #milkmakeup #ofracosmetics #sillyfaces #pobodysnerfect (at Gresham, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4yOWbyl2hH/?igshid=dde32kfxeld

[nerfect]

It’s kind of easy just to doodle a bunch of weirdos everyday, but occasionally you need to come up with places for them to live. Can you believe I’ve never stepped foot into an architecture school? . #mrwalters #drawingtips #house #architecture #home #homesweethome #pobodysnerfect #sketch #drawing #doodle #sketchbook #fieldnotes (at Blaze Pizza) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHVxxxFbn2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n1jeco95dd6p

[blizzardbeaches]

So what you’re saying is mascara only gets applied to one’s eyelashes? • #makeup #marykay #mascara #long #eyelashes #makeupmistakes #keepitreal #pobodysnerfect #nobodysperfect #perfectlyimperfect #lifestooshort #laughatyourself (at Bensalem, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf_W1s6O9hA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pineygir]

Thank you @wildertorches for the love! Wish we could hang out soon 💙🎶🤍 #nobodysperfect #pobodysnerfect #mrhydeswildride #pineygir #keepittogether (at Disneyland Paris) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZHk_xVNLBi/?utm_medium=tumblr