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Alfred gets sick of Bruce breaking and losing stuff on patrol so he gets a label maker and starts naming items after the kids

Alfred: I got you a new phone, just like you asked. Its name is Jason. Try not to let it die.

Bruce, tearing up: Why would you say that—

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‘Brucie’ Wayne is the embodiment of ‘what do you mean? My darling son wouldn’t do that :(‘

random reporter/paparazzi: Mr Wayne! what are your thoughts on your son Jason leading gang violence?

Bruce: not so loud! my dear Jason doesn't know what a.. *whispers*..gun... is!

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the Batkids grow up and realize that Bruce’s whole “I stay calm so you stay calm while badly injured” shtick was SO close to unraveling at any second and they had no freaking clue. Bruce was putting a field tourniquet on them and smoothing their hair back, talking about stay calm, yeah chum? meanwhile the Batkid in question is like yeah, why am I freaking out? maybe I am taking this too seriously. and Bruce is quietly having a tiny mental breakdown in the front of the Batmobile where they can’t see him trying to remember how to drive because Robin’s bleeding out, Robin’s bleeding out—

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what's the signal?

late night duke thomas cooldown. don't love inking, but I gave it a go and put that version on twitter

directory

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I do vibe with Dick not wanting Bruce's money, but then there's also the Nightwing comic where he just faxes him a list of properties to buy with no explanation or comment, and that feels right too

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Funny: Bruce is completely ignorant about gen z slang

Funnier: Bruce misunderstands slang in general because his brain takes everything literally

For example:

Steph: Bruce, you look dope today.

Bruce, wondering how in God’s name he can look like weed:

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His look with the bandages.......... erm, have another scrib of Jason I did based on that wahoo I care he o(-(

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Batman's for Batman Day

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this is who Mysterio is beefing with. he's literally just a little guy (arachnid)

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POV: you're one of Dick's friends or aunts/uncles and you're trying not to pinch Peter's cheeks when you meet him

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yeehaw, baby!

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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

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meow meow meow

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may i request mj getting a badass double barrel shotgun moment she deserves it

did someone say petermj zombie apoc au???

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WHY AM I JUST SEEING THIS NOW THIS IS SO HYPE

did someone say petermj zombie apoc au???

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i had a thought

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thinking about them