#pokemon musical bytes au

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I heard Man on the Internet's Pokémon Musical Bytes songs and

I decided to shit post an AU that honestly means nothing rn but whatever.

Man on the Internet Pokémon Musical Bytes AU

N - Patton

Guzma - Remus

Cynthia - Logan

Zinnia - Janus

Gold - Roman

Red - Virgil

Literally based on these lyrical adaptions: https://youtu.be/4sVEydKvTNo (← Link leads to Man on the Internet's Pokémon Musical Bytes Full Package video, with the songs in this order: "Vs. N", "Vs. Guzma", "Vs. Cynthia”, "Vs. Zinnia”, and "Dragon's Den/Vs. Trainer Red”. Overall, the songs together are about 19 minutes and 57 seconds.)

Am I elaborating on any of it? Not right now anyway. Have a good day.

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Okay so I posted the art before (oh fucking well) but now I have ✨ideas✨. [ OG post found here. ]

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N (B/W, B2/W2) - Patton

Sweetheart man

Grew up around Pokémon before Ghesis took him in, so he literally can understand Pokémon. Just not how people think he can

Doesn't wanna be Plasma King

Black(Hilbert)/White(Hilda) needs to understand he's being used >:(

He actually doesn't "own" a Pokémon team, they just kinda help him willingly. The Pokéballs are a formality they endure

Just wants peace

Lowkey hates Ghesis with every fiber of his being

He knows his stuff

He acts dumb bc Ghesis doesn't think he know shit

100% punched Ghesis after B/W was over

Black(Hilbert)/White(Hilda) was the surprised Pikachu meme at that

Nate/Rosa are good friends with him later :3

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Guzma (S/M, US/UM) - Remus

Yeah, he's an "evil team" leader

But its not exactly called Team Skull

It's call Team Ceph

But otherwise he's literally just Guzma and the team is literally just Team Skull

"Losers" trying to prove their worth

He's actually a super good trainer too

But his little brother is supposedly better so he did this.

He's really chill with Sun/Elio/Moon/Selene tbh

Yeah, they're brats, but their his friends so fuck off >:(

Kikui isn't too bad either.

He custom made platform sneakers, he's fancy like that.

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Cynthia (D/P/P, BD/SP) - Logan

Research!

He's v powerful

He's also really into the history of Sinnoh

Despite his efforts, he's literally very recognizable (thank you, Fantia /sar)

He just wants to be in the library tbh

Dawn/Lucas giving him the chance to meet Palkia/Dialga/Giratina really made him happy (he'd never say it more than once tho)

He loves his Garchomp (she's his bby)

Also really into writing

Dawn/Lucas beat him, he spent literally all day in the next day reading and writing.

His grandmama is glad to have him help with her history and science and all that

He's actually really shy too, he just learned how to interact bc Champion.

Let him be-

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Zinnia (ORAS) - Janus

Lorekeeper of the Draconid people

They hate his ass

All because he's got burns and heterochromia :(

He's actually really nice

He was besties with the old Lorekeeper

He acts mean to Ruby/Sapphire and May/Brendon, but honestly he's so done with shit

He doesn't want to be a bad guy.

But he will be bc that the only way he can get shit done

This isn't a Comic Zinnia parallel either, this is game Zinnia he's like

He also learns p quick that Ruby/Sapphire is probably gonna be a good candidate to save the world

So at the top of the Sky pillar

Summons Rayquaza

And is like "Save the world I've done my part peace!"

He's currently just wandering the world

Probably has met Logan, Patton, Remus, Virgil and Roman at one point

Not that he stayed long with any of them

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Gold/Ethan (G/S/C, HG/SS) - Roman

Nothing much changed

What did you expect? This a Protag role!! They're empty slates for a reason

Remus is his older brother tho

He low-key looks up to Remus actually

Big of heart, dumb of ass. Might become a himbo one day

Became Johto Champ

Wants to be the "greatest trainer"

Doesn't know what that means, but he wants it!

He's really sweet

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Red (R/G/B/Y, FR/LG) - Virgil

He's a selective mute

Really loves his Pikachu

Will get violent (his Charizard actually held him back from Giovanni once)

So done with humanity

Became Kanto champ, then left bc "I'm not dealing with this, Green-"

Some people call him Purple bc he just never told them his name

He really doesn't care about that tho

"Purple the silent champ" sounds dope to him

Mount Silver actually doesn't fucking phase him with how cold it is

He kept his bedroom really fucking cold (59°F/15°C)

Also it gives him an excuse to eat warm calming food more often :D

Roman challenged him once and lost

And now he can't escape the trainer

Got dragged to Alola by Blue once

It wasn't bad

Too sunny and hot tho

Sun/Elio/Moon/Selene was nice to meet

Met Remus and talked about Roman and stuff

It was nice

"It's too hot, Blue." ❝That's because you're wearing black and very dark purple, dumbass.❞ ← Actually conversation between Virgil and Blue in Alola

Didn't changed to lighter colors though. He suffered for his theme

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And there you have it.

If I make Sleep, Emile, Thomas and Nico, it's gonna be way fucking later and I have no clue who I'd replace with them. Emile would probably be a Pokemon Professor (maybe Sycamore) and I feel like Nico would be a fun replacement for the artsy Alola trial cap, but idk.

Have fun with this and just credit/tag me should you do something with this shit.

:)

Also here, have the songs I got the idea from:

N's Theme (From "Pokémon Black/White")

Vs. Guzma (From "Pokémon Sun/Moon")

Vs. Cynthia (From "Pokémon Platinum")

Vs. Zinnia (From "Pokémon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire")

Dragon's Den/Vs. Trainer Red (From "Pokémon Gold/Silver")

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