#polnareff did the same in part 3 too

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

silly little guy's list of stinky ships

Fugio

fucking love fugio

giorno x fugo for life

calm bf and angry bf

ending of phf pretty gay too

2. Bruabba

perfect for eachother

bruabba holds a special place in my heart

bruno x abbacchio

depressed goth and the tired dad who keeps him stable

3. Caejose

one of the first ships i really liked

caesar x joseph

training wasn't the ONLY thing they did together

hotheaded bf and airheaded bf

4. josuyasu

another one of the first ships I really got into

josuke x okuyasu

probably too shy to kiss each other

love these guys

5. avpol

avdol x polnareff

just look at them

gorgeous dark skinned man and his weird ass pale shrimp bf

i love au's where they live together with iggy

6. jonaeriwagon

i've never seen fanart of this ship that isn't adorable

jonathan x erina x speedwagon

gentle giant husband, kind wife, and their anxious bf

great ship

7. esikars

esidisi x kars

idk what to tell you lmao

they raised two kids together without any help, there's no way something gay isn't going on there

proud and egotistical bastard and his goofy ass bf

8. yasugap

yasuho x josuk8/gappy

they're perfect for each other

i haven't read part 8 yet but from what i know, they're the only thing that matters

silly pretty girl and her confused dumbass bf

9. jolymes

jolyne x hermes

i love lesbians i wish they were real

bad bitch x bad bitch

they have the exact same thought process

10. gyjo

gyro x johnny

fruity italian and his twink american bf

i love this ship it's so cute

olive garden

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HONERABLE MENTIONS:

weathersui (weather x anasui)

dionilla (dio x vanilla ice)

caejoseQ (caesar x joseph x suzi)

whamseph (wamuu x joseph)

jotakak (jotaro x kakyoin)

dinopants (diego x hot pants)

pucci x jotaro (purely for shits and giggles)

jolsui (jolyne x anasui)

naramis (narancia x mista)

kiranobu (kira x shinobu)

jotahan (also shits and giggles, jotaro x rohan)

melghia (melone x ghiaccio)

sillywagon (silly little guy x speedwagon) (THIS IS A JOKE)

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fugio real

[starry-blue-echoes]

How's this for an AU: Narancia and the Runaway Girl from Part 3 are the same person — having travelled the world to avoid dealing with her mom's eye infection, met the Stardust Crusaders, and returned home to the worst possible outcome.

To facilitate this, DIO's reemergence is moved five years before the events of Part 3 and Vento Aureo takes place PRIOR to Diamond is Unbreakable in 1997 — such that Giorno can still be 15 and Narancia is technically around Abbacchio's age (but no one can tell). Honestly, how Part 5 and the massacre in Rome impacts the events of Part 4 is an AU unto itself.

Imagine Narancia somehow being the team's expert on Stand encounters... to an extent, because the orangutan with the boat is simply too unbelievable to be true. Imagine Narancia as Passione's "in" to the corrupt elements of the Speedwagon Foundation. Imagine her inexplicably knowing who Polnareff is.

Imagine that it is only when the death toll in Rome is calculated that Jotaro learns what became of that runaway kid, when they find the flowers.

OOOOOOOOOOOO P A I N

oh god this is so much worse if you throw in my headcanon that Jotaro and Anne exchanged letters when everything was over-

(also what if just. *bonks Narancia to Trans His Gender* :3)

Like. Narancia absolutely does not tell Jotaro everything that's been going on aside from a few rants about his dad. He talks about Bucciarati and Fugo and Abbaccio and Mista and all the craziness, but he always carefully dances around what they actually do. And Jotaro of course has no reason to suspect anything's wrong. If anything, he'd be super thankful to these friends for giving Narancia the love and family he deserves and wishes he could come visit. Maybe they even share a couple photos back and forth

(he was admittedly very shocked about Narancia getting a Stand, and that did trigger some suspicion, but he trusted Narancia to talk to him if anything actually dangerous was going on. Plus...... it was nice being able to give Narancia advice about Stand things)

but then one day the letters stop coming

At first, Jotaro doesn't think too much of it. After all, Narancia sometimes forgets or things get delayed in the mail, no biggie

but then Jotaro ends up hearing about Rome. How the damage was so catastrophic the only possible explanation could be a Stand Fight

and Jotaro is very familiar with Gravity. How despite the fact Narancia lived in Naples, how he knew the kid moved around for "work" quite a bit, how Stand Users were always attracted to other Stand Users

Jotaro was practically on the next flight out

[mirukosbitchywife]

midoriya, bakugou, ururaka, kouda, and aoyama x reader

part two to class 1a with a reader who is obsessed w jjba!

i did not realize previously to picking these characters out that i would give them almost all the same favorite jojo but i can defend my decisions and every reason i have for the answer is different

katsuki bakugou:

•knows what it is, has read the entire series AND WILL STRAIGHT UP LIE ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS!!!! his fav jojo is jotaro and his fav jobro is abbachio

•like. im so serious he will lie about it. if you ever bring it up he never involves himself in the conversation. only told you after a few months when y'all started getting closer and closer to dating <3

•doesn't have anything to say about your merchandise. might judge you for having so much but that's it. might even have his own merch

•won't mind that you jojo pose but will bitch about it

•he will judge you but still leave little jojos related things around where you will find them instead of giving them to you like a normal person

izuku midoriya:

knows what it is, loves it, and will absolutely fanboy over it with you!!! favorite jojo is giorno and favorite jobro is bruno or koichi

•will absolutely cosplay with you and do all types of stuff you want him to do. maybe one of the only people who can do the dio backbend.

•will cry in joy at seeing your collection, finally a fan just like him <3 his lil fanboy heart explodes when he sees your room for the first time!

•100% jojo poses with you and can do really complicated ones. (he does them to impress u like the cutie he is) so he will for sure do them in pictures with you too.

•y'all's dates are pretty much just going to merchandise stores for your respective interests tbh.

ochaco ururaka:

•i don't think she knows what it is. if she does know it's bc someone showed her post getting into ua. fav jojo would be also giorno. fav jobro would be reimi sugamoto

•if you guys watch it together i think she'd be Super interested in it!! probably falls in love with the show after you show it to her

•absolutely floored by your collection. doesn't even want to know the price of one thing let alone all of them together... thinks all the little plushies and everything are super cute tho!!!

•WILL MAKE U FLOAT WHILE DOING JOJO POSES W YOU!!! you guys fake recreate scenes it's so fun. a lot of y'all's dates will be just floating around having fun doing jojo fights and stuff !!

•will constantly bring up jjba and show u stuff related to it just to see u happy :( ugh i lovevher. also has a wishlist full of stuff to get you for bdays and other gift giving holidays

kouda koji:

•knows what it is has read the manga and will privately approach you to talk about it! favorite jojo is also also giorno favorite jobro is maybe foo fighters?

•aww imagine if like all his pets at home are named after jjba characters 🥺 idk if his bunny has a canonical name or if i'm just forgetting it but either way imagine him telling u all of their names and it's just a list of jojos stands

•also doesn't really have a reaction to your collection, will compliment you on some and be extra careful around the items but that's about it

•he will not do jojo poses with you in pics :( sorry :( he's just too nervous for that! but he supports you doing it and will take pictures of you doing them

•another person who doesn't really understand simping for fictional characters but doesn't say anything about it, whatever makes u happy! will show you things that remind him of your fav characters <3

aoyama

•has absolutely no idea what it is. favorite jojo would be ALSO also also giorno! fav jobro is polnareff. fucking obviously. no other option.

•might be a little freaked out at first by it, but quickly gets into it during part two and three! he's SUPER dramatic through the whole viewing tho!! is so dramatic about all of his reactions but he's cute so it's okay

•honestly might be the second most excited about your collection. deku is the first duh. bc i think aoyama would be super into collecting items esp cheese and just because he might not collect long lasting stuff doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate a good collection!!

•loves jojo posing with you in pictures, will do any that you ask him to do, you didn't even have to ask him to join you before he just. did it himself.

•gives you cheese shaped like your favorite characters. don't ask

[tomboyjessie13-artblog]

I've decided to combine the previous fashion charts together so I wouldn't have to go back and forth between charts just to look for outfits to draw, I also took the opportunity to add new outfits and edit some of the original outfits on the chart because I felt that the original felt..."lacking" to put it bluntly.

I did however kept the original versions for documation purposes and because I felt that some of you guys may like the old outfits better.

Originals: Link Link

Outfits:

~Stardust Crusaders 1988 - 89~

- Main outfit: This is what she wears most of the time throughout Part 3, you'd think she look harmless but looks can be deceiving when you're a servant of DIO. The outfit consists of a black and orange baseball cap worn backwards (possibly a San Francisco Giants hat), a light and dark purple hoodie that exposes her shoulders, a black crop-top with white lining, a red belt, bluish-lilac jeans with rolled up legs, light purple socks, and almond colored high-top sneakers.

- Pajamas: This is what she wears to bed during 1987, just a simple baggy t-shirt and sport shorts similar to Asuka Langley's, except for the color changes to blueish gray and white and has a Morro Bay, California logo, she does however mostly forgo it for the next outfit of course for reasons. 

- DIO's servant: While serving DIO during her stay in Egypt, she wears more conservative Egyptian clothing during night time hours whenever he's active at night, even when she goes to bed. This is mostly to avoid DIO "noticing her" like he does with his women but makes up the excuse that Cairo gets cold at night. This is comprised of a long grayish-purple button up gown and dark grayish-purple pants, a gray shawl, and white slip ons, I also added colorful beads and golden bracelets to spice it up and match DIO's other servants.

- First arrival to Egypt: This is what she wore during her first arrival to Egypt after agreeing to join DIO's side, taking place a year before "Stardust Crusaders". I know it looked a little too touristy, but it would make sense since this her first time in Egypt, with the only thing she knew about the country are ancient civilizations, historical monuments, and very hot weather.

- DIO's World: She wears this shortly before and during "DIO's World", the last arc in "Stardust Crusaders", right after she befriended a hospitalized Kakyoin, showing that she's slowly shedding her DIO's slave persona and becoming an unofficial Crusader, the star accessories she wears pretty much shows this. She also wear's Joseph's breathing mask rigged with Hamon to gain the Crusaders' trust, being warned that it will go off if she removes it.

- End of Part 3: This is the same outfit as the previous one, except it's all dirtied up, torn, and bloodied from her last fight with DIO, furious with him for using her and murdering Kakyoin in cold blood. It was during that fight that she lost her arm to him and got as badly injured as Polnareff, putting her out of commission. She would later get a prosthetic arm from the SPW Foundation before taking the plane to Japan with Jotaro and Joseph.

~Diamond Is Unbreakable 1999~

- Wedding dress: The dress that Medea wore for her and Keiji's wedding a few years before "Diamond is Unbreakable" took place. I mean come on, she becomes a wife and mother in Part 4, right? We might as well show off the dress for it... And yes, she wore her glove over her mechanical arm, gotta make your prosthetics look fabulous to. Sorry if it doesn't look fantastical though, that's the best I can come up with.

- School Teacher: This is what she wears during her stay in Morioh, Japan as a History Teacher in Josuke's High School. Medea had noticeably aged and takes on a more mature and feminine look while still maintaining some of her traits from her younger years, her hair also grew longer and straighter down to her lower back. She is seen wearing a orchid purple suit with a black turtle neck underneath, and grayish brown slip ons, she also has her hair tied up in a bun. I also added a white belt to spice it up a little, give it a stylish 90's look.

- Casual outfit: On her off days, she wore a white button up shirt and a pair of bluish-lilac jeans with cuffs rolled to the ankles, her hair is also let down, and wears the same slip ons from her School Teacher attire, you'll also notice that her right arm has been replaced by a mechanical prosthetic after her last fight with DIO, similar to Joseph's last fight with Kars.

- Pajamas (circa 1999): This is what she wears to bed during the 1990's, her pajamas comprised of a grassy green tank top and gray sweats. It's not much but it's a change up from the purple-colored clothing she normally wears.

- Summer time: This is what she would wear during the first few days of Summer, contains a pair of summer shorts and a baggy "Prince" T-shirt, the only downside is that she gets mistaken for a foreign tourist by the residence of Morioh before being recognized by her friends and coworkers. This is inspired by this outfit from Evangelion.

- "Great Days": This is the outfit she wore during the 2nd half of Part 4 after Kira goes into hiding as "Kosaku Kawajiri". It's based on the schoolteacher outfit she wore except she wears her hair's down and forgoes her jacket, revealing that her black sweater is actually a sleeveless turtleneck with removable sleeves. She also wears a star neckless and bracelet to go with it, symbolizing her snapping out of her depression to find and defeat Kira alongside Jotaro Kujo.

~Stone Ocean 2011 - 12~

- Main outfit: This is what she wore for the majority of "Stone Ocean", having grown a lot older and wiser since Part 4. She wears a stylized jacket with pumps and a turtleneck dress underneath instead of flats and trousers, she also wears a band on her arm with a SPW Foundation logo on it, showing that she is now affiliated with the group to bust her daughter Noriko out of prison, save Jotaro's life, and kick Pucci's ass. Her hair has also been cut short into a pixie cut, symbolizing her growth and wisdom. 

~Non-Canon stories~

- "A Date with a Vampire" It's an evening dress that DIO gifts her for her 19th birthday as a way to "express gratitude" for her services, Medea of course doesn't want it because she knows DIO's just finding any excuse to objectify her or flaunt her around like a purebred puppy. The outfit mostly consists of a plum purple dress with long sleeves, short bottoms, and exposed shoulders, light purple footwear, silver braceletes, a fake wedding ring, and a silver necklace with three garnets, she also wears heavy makeup(curtosy of Mariah and Midler). This attire is mostly for RPs and dribbles, not Jojo OC canon, but I'm drawing it anyways because she looks fantastic in it.

OC belongs to me Base belongs to Rainfall-Bases Blank base here: BASE 272 - girl with no boots by Rainfall-Bases on DeviantArt

[cassyapper]

Hello! It is once again I, back at it with the procrastinating Tasks (clean apartmint so I can go on a brief trip tomorrow). Music again too bad for ur sleep schedule and also mine. Time for. The Struts bc I am both generic and also have the same music taste as my middle aged father. "Oh they were the ones who did the song in the second Sing movie" I am biting ppl on tiktok with my teeth as we speak. Anyways. Part 4. To me. https://youtu.be/akS40CnnhJU Just a bop in general but also. Ough. Music. https://youtu.be/5Hb5ZCdidpY Also just a fun song I think https://youtu.be/u14TIXQ4w5U I'd say Dio coded but I cannot lie about half of The Struts is either Horny, Hubris, or Miserable On The Floor so I think. It's all Dio coded. https://youtu.be/gzRN52CpX7k

HELLO MUSIC ANON im sorry for such a late response i had to prep for my final the past couple of days and jsut didnt have much time or energy to sit down and go thro songs BUT im here now

also ur so valid. sometimes dad music just hits different. as an aside i've never heard a struts song before now or at least, never knew it was them, and bro the singer's voice is really nice i've gotta check out more of their stuff. BUT anyway

as for today's gifts:

strange days

TOTALLY PART 4 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT FUCK. "science fictoin i believe has become reality" WHOAHOA

i see this particularly from koichi's pov and how his friends/rolemodels make him feel. luuuuv this omfg

another hit of showmanship

I LUUUUV THE SOUND OF THIS ONE IT'S SO FUN. ur absolutely right this is a bop

as for any jojo characters this fits uhm. it. honestly. my judgement is so fucking clouded but it reminds me of my part 3.5 kakyoin and his drug abuse issues

but as for like cnaon stuff, if we use the drugs as a metaphor for something else, i can see, of course, jotaro or polnareff and how they overwork themselves post part 3

but frnakly i do think this song has potential to match multple characters im just not quite on my feet so to speak rn. i recommend others to give it a listen to see <3

freak like you

like u said i think this is msotly just a fun song <3 but ohhh god it reminds me of the crusaders as well. im so ill and so biased im so sorry music anon

primadonna like me

LMFAO ABSOLUTELY DIO CODED YOURE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. i honestly think im gonna add this to my dio playlist

god this song is so fucking fun though fuck i'd get fucked up to this if it was playing at a club. sooo fun

thakn u as always <3

[queen-ofsunflowers]

2, 6 and 8 if you feel like it ;w;

Thank you so much for the ask!! I apologize for not answering sooner. I was asleep when I got the ask and have only gotten to my computer now.

𝙎𝘿𝘾 𝙊𝘾 𝘼𝙎𝙆 𝙈𝙀𝙈𝙀

2.) What Crusader are they closest to? Alternatively, do they have any ‘beef’ or rivalry with any of their fellow Crusaders? If so, how and when does it get resolved?

The Crusaders that Barbara ends up being closest with are Jotaro -- whom she's known since they were kids because of their parents being close -- and Kakyoin -- primarily due to being close in age. She and Kakyoin become partners-in-crime on some level. Even if their first true interaction with each other is Kakyoin pretending to not understand English to mess with her a little, and Barbara catching him off guard by being able to talk with him in Japanese. The only "beef" she truly has is with Jotaro. And that comes from not seeing or talking to each other in over two years due to outside issues. Barbara had family issues with her sister, and this stems from a headcanon, but Jotaro's delinquent phase started when he reached high school. They don't meet face-to-face again until Jotaro gets arrested. How much each has changed throws them around so much that they can't just jump back into how things used to be. Things smooth out slowly over the course of SDC, though.

6.) How did your OC join the Crusaders? Did they join during a specific arc or were they there from the beginning? What drives them to want to aid in defeating DIO?

Barbara was there from the beginning. Due to her ability to sense Stands and Stand Users, she was brought to Japan when Jotaro was arrested to make sure that it was his own Stand that was the "evil spirit" possessing him and not an Agent of Dio.

Barbara's drive to want to defeat DIO, though, has to due with something that happens shortly before SDC begins. Her mother was killed by DIO's agents for being a Hamon User, while her father -- a Stand User -- went missing and was presumed dead too. Barbara's mother was close to Holly to the point that they were like sisters. Barbara doesn't want anyone else to die. She doesn't want to lose yet another mother in her life, and she doesn't want Jotaro to go through the same thing that she is.

8.) Which canon death hit your OC the hardest? Does your OC survive the journey themselves?

I don't know if this is just a me thing or what, but if I can find ways for characters to survive, I'll take it. So in the timeline that Barbara exists in, the only canon death I have yet to avoid is Iggy's. She was close with that little dog, so the fact that he dies protecting the rest involved in the fight hits pretty hard. If the canon deaths did remain in her universe, it's actually Avdol's death that would hit her the hardest. When everyone gets separated, she's with Avdol, Iggy and Polnareff for the Vanilla Ice fight. It would tear her apart that Pentacle Queen wasn't able to catch Vanilla Ice in time to save Avdol.

She does survive to the end of Part 3. When the dust settles in Cairo, she comes out of it with a pair of scars across her neck and a shit ton of blood loss from DIO taking a sip.

[haarute]

i love how some pieces of media really go hard on the "revenge is bad" or "you'll lose yourself" routes, but then jojo is just like

[kittydemon9000]

So you know the joke that Polnareff has the worst luck in Part 3 and attracts the most Stand Users? I wanted to see if that was true so I made a pie chart recording every single time the Stardust Crusaders encounter an enemy Stand User.

RULES ARE SIMPLE.

1. For every Enemy Stand User one of the Crusader’s encounter, they will get a Point

2. Points are given to whoever attacked or was attacked by the Enemy User first. Other Crusaders who attack, are attacked, or help with the fight after that initial action will receive Encounter Points. Crusaders who were present but did not assist will not receive Encounter Points

       EX: During the Tower of Gray fight, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol and Joseph are present when he appears. Jotaro attacks and is attacked by the Stand first, Avdol almost uses Magician’s Red to help but doesn’t because it could blow up the plane, and Kakyoin defeats it with Hierophant Green. Jotaro would get the Point, but only Kakyoin would get an Encounter Point.

3. It is possible for multiple people to get a Point from one opponent if they are attacked as a group or if the actions happen at roughly the same time

       EX: when Polnareff first attacks the group, he attacks Joseph but Avdol immediately attacks him with Magician’s Red. Both get the point.

4. I will only count encounters that happen in the “present” of SDC, meaning encounters like Avdol, Kakyoin and Polnareff’s first meetings with Dio or Joseph and Avdol fighting Iggy won’t receive points

5. I will only count a second encounter with the same Stand User after their “episode” has concluded. Multi Part episodes with the same Enemy User and encounters like Oingo/Boingo and the final fight with Dio will count as a singular encounter for the sake of this rule

There are also a few..... difficult situations that I wasn’t sure how to count, so to avoid confusion I’ll explain them here:

With the Empress, by technicality it’s Polnareff who has the first interaction when Nena runs into him to stop him from killing Hol Horse. However, she doesn’t actually fight anyone until the next episode when she attaches her stand to Joseph. I decided to give them both a Point because the incidents happened in separate episodes

Given the close quarters of the car, Wheel of Fortune attacked them all at once, so they all get a Point

While Jotaro was the one to punch Steely Dan, Joseph was the one who was affected by the Stand at the same time, so it’s a Point for both of them

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, Sun also attacked the whole group at once

Avdol and Kakyoin both get an Encounter Point for the Daniel D’Arby fight because technically their souls assisted in the fight

Kenny G is counted for everyone because his illusions were seen by and tricked everyone when they entered Dio’s mansion

Less of an exception thing and more something I found funny: the Point for DIO technically goes to Polnareff because of their encounter on the stairs

With those rules and explanations in place and way too much time spent combing through every single fight, and I learned a few things.

1) The jokes about Polnareff having the worst luck are correct, given the fact he encountered a THIRD of all their enemies first

2) Iggy only contributed his last few episodes

3) Avdol and Kakyoin were done dirty and should’ve been allowed to fight more

Maybe I’ll make one for Diamond is Unbreakable later.

The exact who fought who, assisted with what, and the Encounter Point pie chart will be under the cut

Jotaro, 11: Kakyoin(Hierophant Green), Gray Fly(Tower of Gray), Imposter Captain Tennille(Dark Blue Moon), Forever(Strength), Rubber Soul(Yellow Temperance), ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Steely Dan(Lovers), Arabia Fats(Sun), Oingo(Khnum), Boingo(Tohth), Telence D’Arby(Atum)

Encounters, 12: Hol Horse(The Emperor), Enya(Justice), Mannish Boy(Death 13), Midler(High Priestess), N’Doul(Geb), Anubis, Alessi(Sethan), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), DIO(The World)

Kakyoin, 4: ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Arabia Fats(Sun), Mannish Boy(Death 13), N’Doul(Geb), 

Encounters, 11: Gray Fly(Tower of Gray), Imposter Captain Tennille(Dark Blue Moon), Forever(Strength), J Geil(Hanged Man), Hol Horse(The Emperor), Steely Dan(Lovers), Midler(High Priestess), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Telence D’Arby(Atum), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), DIO(The World)

Polnareff, 15: Devo(Ebony Devil), J Geil(Hanged Man), Hol Horse(The Emperor), Nena(The Empress), ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Enya(Justice), Arabia Fats(Sun), Judgment(Cameo), Oingo(Khnum), Boingo(Tohth), Anubis, Alessi(Sethan), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), DIO(The World)

Encounters, 6: Steely Dan(Lovers), Mannish Boy(Death 13), Midler(High Priestess), N’Doul(Geb), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), Vanilla Ice(Cream)

Avdol, 2: Polnareff(Silver Chariot), Vanilla Ice(Cream)

Encounters, 10: Forever(Strength), Hol Horse(The Emperor), Judgment(Cameo), Midler(High Priestess), N’Doul(Geb), Mariah(Bastet), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), Kenny G(Tenore Sax)

Joseph, 11: Polnareff(Silver Chariot), Nena(The Empress), ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Steely Dan(Lovers), Arabia Fats(Sun), Midler(High Priestess), Oingo(Khnum), Boingo(Tohth), Mariah(Bastet), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), 

Encounters, 7: Forever(Strength), Mannish Boy(Death 13), N’Doul(Geb), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Telence D’Arby(Atum), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), DIO(The World)

Iggy, 2: Petshop(Horus), Kenny G(Tenore Sax)

Encounters, 2: N’Doul(Geb), Vanilla Ice(Cream)

[thefinalecrusader]

💫Jotaro Headcanons💫

A/N: Its been such a chaotic month that if i was to try and say what happened this would be an A03 A/N

Anyways! Here we are, I'm probably gonna do all the JoJo's when i get the chance

CW: Mild spoilers for Part 3, Mentions of trauma, A bit of angst, Soft Jotaro, This is overall a very fluffy post

• Jotaro is hard to explain, to even understand, you've learnt that much in all your time together. He's hard-headed, and in some people's opinion, a bit of a brat: nothing but trouble. But he's not all bad; not when you get to actually know him.

• Jotaro doesn't like it when you call him JoJo; But he doesn't exactly hate it either. If you were to call him 'JoJo', expect his signature ` `Good Grief..` ` as he pulls down his hat.

• No matter how close you two are, he doesn't seem to get rid of his attitude. Don't get the guy wrong, he's just that use to trying to pry others away. But when he does, it gives you the right to hit him over the head every once in a while.

• Jotaro, whenever he gets bored or annoyed with the other crusaders, he'll probably try to drag you off somewhere else; which usually leads to a stand user encounter. It can get annoying, but hey, he's not bored anymore.

• He'll never, and i mean never, admit that he keeps a close eye on you at all times. He doesn't doubt you and your abilities in the slightest, but lord forbid he sees you get hit in a battle. Jotaro, being Jotaro, wouldn't jump in to help unless you truly needed it though.

• He's actually really good at bandages, second to Avdol. But he usually forgets, or simply doesn't care, to patch himself up after his battles. Hope you were paying attention to how Jotaro did it, because if Avdols busy, you're gonna have to do it.

• Jotaro gets distracted by one thing, and that's any form of wildlife; specifically sea-life. He'll help any animal he finds, no matter if its a fish on the shoreline or a bird who fell out of a tree. Most of the other crusaders know this, but never bring it up. Except Polnareff, because of course he would.

• After the fight in Cairo, Jotaro was quiet; much more then usual. It's not like anyone could blame him, the guy was only 17 going on a literal death mission. Joseph, even though the old man came back from the dead, was really the only reason the ambulance wasn't deathly silent. But it did hurt him to see his own grandson look so tired.

• Jotaro suffers alot from insomnia, he doesn't go to sleep much and doesn't exactly want to. It takes alot to get him to even have a break, he's always on high alert; even if the fight with DIO was over, his fight was still going on.

• On top of that, he despises his new ability. He hates that he now possesses the thing that managed to take so many lives; Including that of both friends and family. He refuses to use it unless its absolutely necessary.

• Even if he suffered, he knows you did too. If ever needed, he'd sit down wherever you are, back to back so that you two are facing away from eachother. Jotaro doesn't like it when people see him cry, let alone be upset; hence why he uses this method on you. It was a good method Holly used on him throughout his years.

• After everything, he's calmer in a way. Sometimes he still holds onto that attitude he had, but he's not as brash. He's more gentle with his words and those around him.

• He's not too into PDA, but if you are, the most he'll let happen his hand holding.

• Overall, Jotaro is still hard to explain, but that's alright. He hopes to see you again one day after he finishes his studies.

Bonus; Star Platinum Headcanons!

• Star Platinum absolutely adores you, being the same size as Jotaro it'll simply pick you up as if you way nothing; and you probably don't.

• Star will try it's best to speak to you, even though its language consists of different variations of 'Ora'. Sometimes Jotaro will translate for you.

• Star Platinum will 100% stand up to Jotaro whenever he lets something slip; and if it isn't the funniest thing to see a man fighting his own stand verbally.

• Star Platinum is the complete opposite of Jotaro, even if they're technically the same being. It gets rather excited seeing any kind of wildlife; so it doesn't take long to figure out Stars just a more out going version of Jotaro, much to the users dismay.

• Jotaros never to far from his stand of course, But he never pulls Star away; there's that plus!

[thatsthetriick]

Jjba characters switching bodies with their s/o

Summary: Body swap with their s/o! Some freaky friday shit! :D, It’s basically a work of a stand! ;), yeah all my inspiration is from the movie ‘Your name’ I rlly love that movie sm made me cry huhu, if u haven’t watched it srsly watch it its gud Disclaimer: Body swapping, possible pervertness from characters lmao, all characters are aged up! gn! reader, and mentions of killing from Dio's headcanon Header photo:  Namaikizakari

Part 3 Characters body swapping with their s/o + DIO

Joseph Joestar ❀ “AAAAAAAH!” Joseph would screen and look at the mirror to see that he was in your body? What’s happening! Was it a stand user that did this? Eitherway he even tries summoning your stand but instead he ends up getting his same stand, hermit purple? Weird. ❀ He’ll probably blush at the fact he’s temptedt o look at your body but he has no time for that! He rushed out of his hotel room and quickly find you to see if you got in his body and his deductions were correct, you were also freaking out since you were in his body and Avdol was trying to calm you down. ❀ Once he steps in Avdol immediately widens his eyes and questions if he was Joseph and he managed to confirm that he was joseph and Avdol conclucded that both of you swap bodies because of a possible stand user. ❀ You two have to deal with it the whole day and Polnareff always reassured you two that it’s going to be fine, not a big deal though he does laugh and tease at the both of you sometimes. ❀ Since you’re in Joseph’s body you wear pretty fashionable clothes because ur cool and hot. ( ;) i love u reader -author) While Joseph wears more of your plain clothes just a shirt and pants, but he still wears his hat. ❀ You two eventually got separated from the group and found the stand user and managed to attack ther user and returned back to your bodies. Jotaro Kujo ❀ He’ll be staring at the mirror and let out a “tch”, he already knows this is a work of a stand user, he just stares at the mirror for a long time and then walks out of his hotel room, calmly but still wearing your pjs. ❀ Once he enters to the room he was in his hands would be in his pockets, Kakyoin would be helping you think on how this happened but looks at Jotaro who was in your body and his eyes widened and kakyoin was right you two did switch bodies. ❀ When you where in a hunt from the stand user who did this to you and Jotaro you wore his turtle neck only and with no jacket and no hat, he decided to wear his hat with your body and he wore one of your leather jackets since it fits him compared to his original jacket. ❀ Girls would circle around you and you would flirt with them back because it’s funny to see Jotaro annoyed that you’re having way too much fun being him, “It’s not that bad being you” You would say and he would just scoff and tell you to not enjoy it too much. ❀ He was having a hard time being you as well since you look like an approachable person compared to him so a lot of people advertised products to you or if not foreigners asking for him and other things like that and honestly you would answer it for him. ❀ You two eventually got attacked from the back from the same stand user that switch both of you, and good thing that it doesnt switch your stands so you two managed to beat the stand user and Jotaro had to change back to his uniform. Kakyoin Noriaki ❀ Honestly he wouldn’t notice it for a bit and then when he does he quickly looks at the mirror and then starts processing it all and quickly rushes to his shared room with Jotaro.  ❀ He wakes you up before you even freak out and you’d be freaking out back in your own room. You two start thinking what made you two switch your bodies and you both agreed and concluded that it was probably a stand user they met the night before, but who? They met so many people the night before. ❀ It was honestly fun that you two were trying to figure out the puzzles of this mystery, but after a few hours pass by you two went to the others to inform them a stand user switched both of your bodies, it was only 9 AM at this time so you all got breakfast and tried thinking of ways to find the stand user. ❀ You wore different clothes for Kakyoin, his uniform was too hot and you couldn’t handle the heat of the sun already so you wore more comfortable and thin clothing, just a long sleeves polo shirt but you folded the sleeves, he honestly didn’t have much different clothes, only his pajamas and his uniform then extra polos. ❀ He in the other hand actually dressed up pretty nice with your body, he had good taste in clothing. ❀ This whole experience got you two closer together honestly, before you two wouldn’t really talk that much so the fact that this whole freaky friday thing is the one that made you two close is kinda funny but it was alright since you two knew a lot of things from each other just by talking the whole time you two looked for the stand user who did this. ❀ When you two encountered the stand user everyone else in the group was behind so they help you two defeat the stand user and got swapped back to your bodies, and unlike Jotaro he wouldn’t really change out of the clothes you wore for him since he wanted to be polite and it actually suited him. Muhammad Avdol  ❀ he sweats and gulps as he looks at the mirror, he started thinking about how this happened? ❀He came to your room to see you in his body and talking to Joseph that you were you, and he confimed that the both of you seemed like you two switched bodies. ❀ Joseph went to call the others and everyone had a meeting in Joseph and Avdol’s room and you all tried recalling what happened yesterday or yesterday night and who you all encountered and spoke to. ❀ Polnareff would be teasing that Avdol is a lucky guy and jokes about weird things and Avdol would just defend you and say that this is serious even though Avdol is a bit flustered that he switched with you. He just doesn’t experess it my guy. ❀ You and Avdol got separated a lot from the group but you two manage to talk a lot, and just like Kakyoing you two learn a lot of things about each other. He wore simple clothes of yours and you wore clothes that were also simple because it was hot again and you still can’t handle too much heat since you might faint or something. ❀ You two struggled but managed to defeat the stand user which made you two switch back to your original bodies, you two would probably prank the others that you’ll be stuck with each other’s bodies forever and pretend to act like each other just to get a reaction from the rest. ❀ You and Avdol had fun picking on everyone making them think you’ll be switched forever, Polnareff kept comforting you two thinking that it’s actually real but you two are so good at acting that Polnareff got fooled. Jean-Pierre Polnareff ❀ This guy is a pervert honestly and would just be flustered if u are are girl he’d probably just stare at your boobs. ❀ Yeah but he’s a pervert, but he still doesn’t peak unless he obviously needs to change his clothes in your body. ❀ You would always remind him to have no funny business and Joseph would also wack him to not do anything weird and he’ll just say “Ow! I haven’t done anything!” or some other comments. ❀ You honestly just wore his clothes because it’s good enough for the heat, but he in another hand wore a tank top for you and shorts or if not shorts with jeans and there was nothing wrong with it just seems like you were going to go swimming or something but you shrugged it off. ❀ He would continue the constant teasing and how he actually likes being swapped with you and that you two are fated to be since out fo all the members you two were the chosen ones and you’d chuckle at his comments like this. ❀ He would flirt with other people even when he’s in your body which makes you wack his head sometimes and remind him that he was still in your body just in case he was forgetting. But despite this he’s been kind and polite to you and made you laugh a lot during the time you two switched bodies, this is where you two got closer than ever. Sure you knew him before but you two never had an actual conversation, usually you two would exchange just a few comments from and that’s all you two ever did, including the flirt. ❀ Once he finds the stand user he quickly chases them until he corners them and you do the finishing touch. You and Polnareff change back and he jokes about being upset that he isn’t you anymore and how he enjoyed the experience. You two would still talk about it in the future since you two found it funny. DIO ❀ This man is a tsundere for you, a good one though. Despite that he’ll still charge to his room where you were in, and you were in his body. He yells at you for doing this and you yell back that your stand doesn’t even have this specific ability. ❀ He tries to command Vanilla Ice to look for the one responsible for doing this to the both of you, but since Vanilla Ice just saw you and he didn’t notice that it was Dio in your body, thus he didn’t follow him and just looked at you instead and asked what you wanted to do to Dio. ❀ You have fun being him because you are in high power but he still had the world stand so he technically still has power to control you and you would scoff at this and Tell Vanilla Ice the whole story that the two of you switched bodies and even revealed that you two switched stands and Vanilla Ice was frustrated to hear that one of Dio’s followers did this to the two of you so he immediately got to work. ❀ This meant you two were stuck to wait with each other, he also forced you to tell every follower of his to not step into the room yet since he didn’t want to look like that in front of everyone it makes him look weak and you would roll your eyes. ❀ This man was still cocky though and comments that even though he is in your body he still has the power of the world, and that he can quickly just destroy all the Joestars and their team by pretending to be you and acting like a innocent person. Though he also stated he wanted to defeat the Joestars with HIS body because he kinda wanted the credit of killing the Joestars even though for some reason he sent his followers to kill them for him but you didn’t think too much of it. ❀ You secretly would walk out of his room and ask his own followers for a lot of things, like to get luxurious food or prepare a nice bath and they would find this weird since Dio was technically a vampire and this was out of character of him but you were so good at being Dio that you found so many excuses to their questions. ❀ You would actually put on some clothes while Dio just wears the same thing you wear earlier. ❀ After bantering each other for a long time Vanilla Ice finally defeated the stand user and you two switched back and Dio complained how being you is pathetic and you seriously cant take his comments seriously so you just insult him back, ilke I said this man was a tsundere but he kinda he enjoys being your body he found it really hot, he just doesn’t want to admit it, and he really thought this was an advantage to kill the Joestars immediately but sadly he already told you to request Vanilla ice to find the one responsible of all of this so  he couldn’t do much. ❀ You two continue your lives as a person who assist Dio because Dio forced you to, and with him bossing you around which makes you wanna kick his face but you still continue your duties  

Thanks for reading hope you have a good day! -𝓣.

[ahoge-fish]

"Lemme tell you something"

Aaaaah another college AU because I'm in love with those (and all AU existing in general)

This one was a not-so-old draw that I did some time ago, y'know not to recent but not so old

I actually have a little background for this AU: this all takes place in US in California in the Pepperdine University (for all the fans of Zoey101, if you search it on google will recognize that it is the school from that show HAHAHAHA But hey! It is a real school and it's fucking fabulous, it's near the sea so why I wouldn't choose it?? XD Also because the place is already known so it's more practical? What I mean is that you don't have to imagine the place because it already exist and is famous, so this is a more easy way for me and for you to imagine where all this takes place :) )

In this universe the family tree changed a lil bit, but they still remain united: Jonathan and Joseph are brothers, both from George Joestar. Holly Joestar is George's sister and she had Jotaro and Jolyne (so they are siblings, both Kujo obv). Josuke is still born from a cheating (I swear that I love him), but obv this time from George with Tomoko (this sounds so fucked up but I want all of them to be in the same timeline so I have to do this HAHAHAHAH). Giorno instead is Dio's brother and their parents are Dio's. They and the rest of the cast (so Jobros, villains and others) go all to this university.

Alex, Jotaro and this time also Jolyne are still childhood friends that met in Japan. They continued their school there but in 6th grade Alex had to move to Italy because her biological father found a job there. They sadly from 6th grade to 12th grade lost all contacts together so for 6 years they didn't talk or saw eachother. They were really really sad about it because they were best friends :(

Here the story pretty remains the same but with switched locations: that motherfucker of Michael (Alex's biological father) actually lied about moving to Italy because he found a new job, in reality he was just cheating on Isabella (Alex's mother) with her bestfriend.

They had a divorce, Isabella then met Touma and get together with him, having in the end Emma.

They decided to move to the US when Alex was 17-18 years old because Touma's nephew went to the Pepperdine University and he said that it was a really good school where Alex should go too.

So at the beginning of the 12th grade (after Christmas), Alex moved to this university and the first person that she met are the main villains from part 2 to part 6 so Wamuu, Esidisi, Kars, Dio, Kira, Diavolo and Pucci

They were passing their free time playing with a ball and Dio, being the manipulative asshole that he is, when she saw Alex walking by he decided to throw the ball on her head to start a conversation with her.

He actually looked sorry for what happened (he is totally not) and started to talk sweetly with Alex that was falling for it.

Then from a distance they hear screaming the name "DIO", they both turn around to see the heroes of the situation: Polnareff and Kakyoin.

They managed to shoo Dio away back in his group and they started to talk and present themselfs. Then they decided to show Alex around to let her know the main places, but first she had to put away her luggages. So she told them the room where she was in and they went "OMG you're rooming with one of our friend: Yanyu! And in the room nextdoor there are our other 3 friends that are Jolyne, Ermes and F.F.!"

She was like "oh wow cool, looks like we were ment to meet lol" and when they reached the room, they saw that Jolyne, Ermes and FF were all hanging out in Yanyu's room. So when Alex entered the room, Jolyne had this feeling that she had already meet this girl. After Alex said her name, Jolyne said immediately "OMFG I KNEW IT YOU WERE HER!!" and they hug and cry and- sweet things because they missed eachother so much ;v;

Ermes then said "so this is the girl that you and Jotaro talked about" and Alex turned around, still crying and saying between sobs "tHeRe'S aLsO jOtArO hErE???"

So after they let her putting away all of her things, Jolyne, Polnareff and Kakyoin brought her to Jotaro, but they wanted to see if he recognized her so when they went to his and Kakyoin's room they just said "hey Joot this is a new girl and she's rooming with our friends and already meet some of them, thought that we should present her to all the Jojo squad and we are starting from you"

Jotaro seemed disinterested, just saying "hm" while he was tuning his guitar (Jotaro playing the guitar is one of my religions about him).

Then they all started chatting a bit in the room hoping to get Jotaro's attention, which was already cought by Jolyne's happiness to the max, but he just shrugged it off because he thought that she did a new female friend.

Kakyoin then went "oh how silly of us! We didn't tell Jotaro your name, Alexandra". Hearing this name, he turned slightly his head towards her and he saw that this girl actually seemed like his "long-time lost crush since 2nd grade", but he thought that it was just a coincidence.

Jolyne started to get mad at him, so she told Alex to tell them her f u l l name and after she said that, Jotaro just snapped his head towards the girl.

Alex and Jolyne were grinning from ear to ear, while Polnareff and Kakyoin just laughed their asses off seeing Jotaro processing all the informations.

He couldn't believe it

So he tested her, thinking that it all just might be a big joke.

"Na-Na?" He said, a little embarrassed for saying the nickname in front of other people

She responded with "Hi Ope-Ope, long time no see huh?" and after that he Y E E T E D his guitar and throw his arms around her, hugging her.

The others were shocked because knowing Jotaro, he just wouldn't do a thing like that. Guess he really missed her a lot too.

Obv through the years to his teenage self we all know that Jotaro has changed, so Alex knows of the kind and sweet Jotaro. It's like talking to a whole different new person, but she knows that under that brick wall there's still the cute lil Jotaro that she met ;)

This is the beginning and a little explanation of the plot, the rest will be just various scenes like I do for the SDC AU (yes it's alternative because they all live in that)

I am no professional writer, I've never wrote a story in my life so this is not the best way of explaining the plot XD but at least I hope that it is understandable uwu

[mistaeq]

Hope u don't mind me requesting again but I was wondering if u could do headcanons for the crusaders with a reader who likes to quote memes or vines like when she's got an idea of some sort she's just like "oh yeah, big brain time" or they're in a fight with an enemy she's like "I'ma bad b*tch you can't kill me", I just wanna see their reaction to someone with that chaotic energy (sorry if this doesn't make sense ':>)

Stardust Crusaders: With a s/o who Quotes Memes and Vines

TW // none

Thank you for your request! I genuinely had a lot of fun writing this idea for these five dorky men <3 enjoy!

Stardust Crusaders with a s/o who's often quoting memes and Vines, had to be fem!s/o, but I didn't need to point out reader's gender while writing, so it turned out kinda neutral.

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KUJO JOTARO

He's annoyed by your habit most of the time, but he can't deny that sometimes the result is pretty hilarious, above all when you happen to do it when fighting against enemy stand users.

Jotaro was trying to figure out a way to attack without being noticed, to make sure it could be effective and quick, when he heard you whisper "Big brain time", and the second after, you suddenly screamed at the top of your lungs, yeeting your stand against the enemy stand user.

"YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK WITH MY HOMIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?" screeching more or less the same way Stroheim would have done years ago, you guide your attack, your stand successfully making the enemy retire.

He tries to look annoyed and pissed, but you still managed to win, and he must admit he's a proud boyfriend. Jotaro is silently complimenting you, in his mind. Still, he scolds you. You acted in an irresponsible way and you could get really hurt.

When you see him so pissed over your behavior, all you manage to do is trying to ignore him. "Y/n, I'm not done with you." you usually shrug. "...Hi Not Done With You, I'm y/n."

Sometimes you both wonder how did such different people like you two end up together. But to be honest, Jotaro getting worried over you is something you enjoy, and seeing you so confident in your fighting skills makes Jotaro feel all proud and relieved you're not breaking down.

JOSEPH JOESTAR

He doesn't really know what these hilarious sentences are, but hearing you quoting them always gives him a reason to say he's in a good mood despite the pressure DIO puts on your lives.

The six of you were on your way to Pakistan, just before your fight with Wheel Of Fortune, and you were sitting right next to Joseph. Out of boredom, you both were reading the road signs, and you took the occasion to be yourself.

"Road Work Ahead..." Joseph read out loud. You snorted, and rested your head on your hand, smiling at him, and answering, whispering to not to annoy your fellow crusaders. "Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does." The man loudly laughed, scaring Polnareff who was driving.

Unfortunately, after that hilarious moment, you got really hurt in the fight against Wheel Of Fortune, and before even thinking of driving a kilometer more, they had to be sure you were okay. You really looked dead.

Much to Joseph's relief, after he pulled you up from the ground, holding you tight in his arms and caressing your hair a couple of times, you opened your eyes. And noticed his ones were almost teary. Did he get that much scared?

You immediately smiled, not wanting to see him like that. You pulled a thumb up, a smug grin on your face. "I'm a bad bitch, he can't kill me." the man laughed, tenderly kissing your forehead and letting you back in the car.

MUHAMMAD AVDOL

He knows what those quotes are. Avdol doesn't really mind them, he finds those genuinely funny. But he minds them when you fuck up your protection just because you want to quote those.

He particularly remembers that time you were with Polnareff, when a clone of Avdol himself and a clone of Jean's sister, Sherry, were created by an enemy stand user. He was watching the two of you from afar, just before joining you and saving you. As soon as you saw the clone of your boyfriend, you eyed at Polnareff.

"Are you telling me you asked for THIS thing, Jean? This is not Avdol, this is some flesh without his feelings! This bitch's EMPTY!" your strong stand picked up the clone, and threw him violently on the ground, over Polnareff's head. "YEET!"

When you did that, it took no time for the clone to rip off a bite of your leg, and you couldn't express how much it hurt. When you learnt that the actual Avdol was there too, much to Polnareff's surprise since he didn't know anything, you immediately scolded your boyfriend.

"You could come and help a little sooner... mother trucker, dude. That bite hurt like a buttcheek on a stick." Avdol stayed silent for a couple of seconds, before bursting into a laughter with you, kissing your lips. "I missed you so much, babe."

Avdol spent the following twenty minutes in checking on you and making sure you had no more severe wounds that could interfere with your trip to Egypt. He's pretty apprehensive, when it comes to you.

KAKYOIN NORIAKI

He totally knows what those quotes are and laughs with you on those. It's likely for you and Noriaki to understand each other and communicate through memes and Vine quotes. It happens to be useful to talk without enemies understanding you.

The crusaders have plenty of war flashbacks of you and Kakyoin acting weird because of those. For example, the time you were walking with your boyfriend, along with Jotaro and Anne. You genuinely tried to hold back from quoting vines around Jotaro, but as soon as a man threw a paper on the ground and not in the bin, you two screamed.

"WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!" that's one of the reasons that pushed Jotaro and Anne to isolate themselves from the actual Kakyoin and the actual you, being attacked by Rubber Soul afterwards.

Rubber Soul and his fellow enemy stand users were an infuriating thing for you and Kakyoin. Last time you had a talk together, understanding they were only serving DIO for money, you found yourselves pissed off. Like for real.

"We here not having the money for some chicken nuggets and still helping Jotaro and Mr. Joestar for FREE and y'all want a hundred thousand dollars from a naked vampire? Not gonna happen, Karen!"

You're able to bring out the loudest part of Noriaki, since none of the crusaders like the same stuff of this type the way he does. You often call each other "dude" or "bitch" - regardless of your genders, in fact you called him a bitch several times -, even if you're an actual couple.

JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF

He doesn't really know what those quotes are, but he finds it hilarious when you say them, and gets interested in it, so that he can get the reference when you repeat those. He starts saying those too, afterwards.

It happened when you met Hol Horse, a fast, precise bullet coming towards you, as you and Polnareff moved a little, but enough for the bullet to get in the little space between you, leaving you safe and sound. It had scared you, you weren't gonna lie, and in both your minds, a perfect vine quote appeared.

"Ah, stooop. We coulda dropped our croissant." if that quote wasn't perfect to be said with your boyfriend... nothing else could ever be. You both laughed, as Hol Horse realized he was alone against two people, and before you could say anything more, he was running away.

Teaching vine and memes quotes to Polnareff is the cutest thing ever, because you know he's gonna use them sometime, with your fellow crusaders or with enemies. But he doesn't have a great memory, and will need your help.

"Next time you put your fuckin' hands on me, imma fucking... babe help." no wonder Enyaba was staring at you two with a scared and confused look on her face. "...rip your face off..." you helped him. "...rip your face off." Polnareff repeated. "...bitch." you added, whispering. "Putain." you choked on your breath, did Jean fucking say bitch in french?

Polnareff has no chill, if you're willing to risk it all for a vine quote, he'll fucking do it with you, no matter what. Jotaro wants you two dead.

[meephis-totallynot-memphis]

Rating JJBA Ships

Okay, I’m bored so I’m going to do the ones I’ve seen the most:

PART 1

Jonathan/Dio: -500/10                                                                                     No. They are brothers and Dio literally ruined his life. I hate that enemys to lovers crap. Get away from me if you ship this.

Jonathan/Erina: 20/10                                                                                           Why that flaming dumpster fire of a ship when there is this right here? Beautiful couple

Speedwagon/Jonathan: 9/10                                                                                Yes. Love ya speedweed.

Dio/Erina:-1000/10   Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononono. Disgusting

PART 2

Caesar/Joseph: 8/10                                                                                             Besties who are in love

Joseph/Suzie Q: 9/10                                                                                            In reality, it should get the same as Caesar and Joseph but it gets +1 point because its canon

PART 3

Jotaro/Kakyoin: 3/10                                                                                             I can’t see it. 

Avdol/Polnareff: 9/10                                                                                             Good ship, love the dynamic. A+

Avdol/Joseph: 2/10                                                                                               eh, not really.

DIO/Kakyoin: -100000000/10                                                                                 !MINOR ALERT! WHICH BASTARD THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL MAN!? THIS SHOULD HAVE NEVER EXISTED.      

Jotaro/DIO: -20000000000000000/10                                                                  !MINOR ALERT! what the fuck. SAME AS THE ONE BEFORE IT! BUT SOMEHOW WORSE?!

PART 4

Josuke/Okuyasu: 6/10                                                                                          Not bad, I can see it. But they’re bro’s, and I see it as platonic any other way

Josuke/Rohan:                                                                                                     !MINOR ALERT! NO! THEY HATE EACH OTHER!

Josuke/Jotaro: -10000000000000000000000000000/10                                     !MINOR ALERT! THATS INCEST TOO! I SAW SOMEONE DO THIS AND I DIED INSIDEEEEEE. THEY ARE RELATEDDD. NOOOOOOO!!!

Reimi/Rohan:-3/10                                                                                                No.

Koichi/Rohan:-500/10                                                                                           !MINOR ALERT! I’m getting tired of writing about how disgusting it is to ship minors with adults.

Rohan/Jotaro:-5/10                                                                                               Before watching part 4, I remember seeing meme’s about Rohan fighting Kakyoin because Rohan “idolizes” (or something like that) Jotaro. Once I did watch part 4, I couldn’t think of a single scene where Jotaro and Rohan spoke. also no.

PART 5

Giorno/Mista:-5/10                                                                                                !MINOR ALERT! Mista is 18 and Giorno is 15. no.

Bruno/Abbacchio: 10/10                                                                                          Yup.

Bruno/ Anyone else who is part of the team: -10000000/10                                !MINOR ALERT! NO. THE AMOUNT OF FANART I HAVE SEEN FOR GIO/BRUNO AND TRISH/BRUNO IS DISGUSTING. I once scrolled through part 5 fanart just to see gio and bruno c0Rn. Like wtf.

Trish/Narancia: 5/10                                                                                              I mean... I guess?

PART 6

Jolyne/Hermes: 10/10                                                                                           yes.

(May 21st) I can’t think of anyone else because I finished watching the part 6 anime and am half-way done with the manga.

(Sept. 1st) Annasui/Jolyne: 8/10                  

I just think Annasui is weird.

Weather Report/Jolyne: 7/10

they kinda reminded me of brother and sister

F.F/Jolyne: 6/10

cute, but I see them more platonically.

Lesson of the day A LIFETIME:                                                                                       DON’T SHIP MINORS WITH ADULTS. If you do, please get some help.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Please feel free to ask me questions!

[jabondemanos]

Part 5 Avdol!!

Ideas for my little au bellow (Part 3 & 5 spoilers)

After the events of part 3, Avdol still gets the same fate and is trapped by Vanilla Ice, the events goes more or less like canon, whoever this time after Polnareff gets mortly wounded by Diavolo and loses his legs, he gets in touch with Jotaro.

They either met a stand user with similar powers or somehow train with Okuyasu and The Hand, and learn how to take things back from wherever his stand takes them. While training, he manage to get Avdol back, who is exactly the same as he was years ago, to him it’s been a matter of seconds between pushing Polnareff and Iggy out of the way and appering in Morio.

Both Jotaro and Polnareff are conflicted, as they had taken their time to grief and move on, while Avdol has to catch up with the passage of time and his friends becoming basically strangers.  Regaining his bond with Polnareff proof to be the hardest part, as he had worked really hard to accept the events that happened and dealt with his guilt.

Magician’s red now has wings that replaces his arms since Avdol’s hands got cut off, he learns new powers related to air and fire, he’s also given prostetics by the speedwagon’s foundation.

He trains and recovers physically, as well as Polnareff does, they aren’t as close as they got to be during the Egypt trip, but both of them really try to, as a way to help, Jotaro sends them to Italy to continue with Passione’s investigation, as well as to find Dio’s son.

They meet and help Giorno infiltrate Passione, monitoring the situation from a distance. Things escalate quickly when Bucciarati’s gang have to take care of Trish, and he decides to betray the boss on his own, however Giorno reveals his collaboration with SPW, and this prompts Fugo to join in.

Everything goes the same, they meet in Rome. There’s probably some dramatic scene where Polnareff tries to sacrify himself to be even with Avdol, however, they both manage to survive, and after seeing how distraught Avdol got, he resolves he doesn’t want him to go throught the same process he did.

They defeat the boss and help manage Passione.

I’m not sure if Kakyoin and Iggy also survived, or wether the whole Bucci gang survives too, especialy Bucciarati since he died in that church. If any of you have any good ideas for this au fell free to tell me about them >:)

[cassyapper]

Just finished wwm/ta, and I adore how you write kakyoin. He is such a rage-filled mess of a weird man, which is so refreshing since most fanworks seem to declaw him so to speak. Do you have any tips on writing him? Both in general and maybe also what you think he'd be like as an antagonist? I have an idea for au where he's like a slightly more threatening Team Rocket who reluctantly gets attached to everyone over the course of multiple attempts to defeat them, but idk if that fits his character.

I'M SO SORRY I'M RESPONDING TO THIS A FEW DAYS AFTER U SENT IT i've just been exhaustingly busy but i'm here now

first things first, thank you so so much dude i'm going to cry tears of gratitude....im so so glad ppl have been liking my take on part 4 kakyoin so far and im so excited to continue to share how i think he will evolve as the story continues/as we see flashbacks that explain how he got to where he is in the first place...basically AH thank u so much anonymous it means the world to me <3 i like to inflate my ego by thinking i know kakyoin p well so im glad to hear u say u like how i keep him scathing (":

also i think ur idea of antag-become-awkward-bestie kakyoin is BRILLIANT i love love love it please send me a link when u write it!!!

as for writing him in general there r a couple things i keep in mind: - kakyoin has a sense of humor. half the things he does he does cause he thinks the reactions he'll get are funny (like im pretty sure the cherry thing was not something he normally does he just did it cause jotaro's disgust was hilarious to him) - kakyoin is made up of what i call complementary contradictions. he's polite but also an asshole. he's considerate but also cruel. he's stiff but also immature (like when he laughed at polnareff's underwear joke). few things are constant about him cause he varies his outward expression depending on who he's talking to and the circumstances (though an example of some of his constants is his intelligence and his vanity and his passion). because of this you can have a lot of fun with him; he doesn't all react the same way to things that in theory are similar! he's a slippery eel kinda guy - at his core kakyoin is desperate to prove himself mostly to himself. he projects his own insecurities onto other ppl and i dont think he realizes it, which is why he's smart mouthed and bitchy about ppl being too coddling toward him; he's taking it as underestimation and not as a sign of care. he refuses to give benefit of the doubt cause he's an asshole and also cause this. at the same time tho he does deserpately want someone to care about him (this is what the holly line meant it wasnt a fucking come on toward holly it was about how she gave affection in a way he could accept while still keeping his pride okay fuck off). so keep this in mind when writing him; it's one of his main motivators even though he doesn't really realize it

as for antagonist kakyoin, i would keep the above in mind as well as: - kakyoin loves playing with his food so to speak. every time kakyoin was in a fight in sdc, he mocked his opponent and teased them and just completely tore them down verbally. loves to threaten awful things with a smile <3 - kakyoin does not follow laws or a leader he follows his moral code first and foremost. his principles are incredibly important to him and they're what prompt him to go on the egypt journey in the first place, so esp when dealing with a switching of sides, keep this in mind! kakyoin would have some introspection about it i think

thank u once again dude it means a lot <3 i know this got wordy but i hope it helps!

[surpriserose]

Who are your favorite and least fave character from each Jojo part and why?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh jeez this is gonna get long sgvdhsjsi

Phantom blood

Fav: speedwagon is literally the most hilarious character in existence hes there to narrate and be gay which is what i aspire to. Plus his english va is keith Silverstein doing a bri'ish accent AND IT SLAPS hes one of my favorite vas

Least fav: okay well phantom has to have like an actual cast first shvdjsjxjs gonna say tonpetty because i do not like tom petty <3 also great prophecy dude zeppeli loved it

Battle tendency

Fav: kars :) hes fucking hilarious just smug as hell and the pillar men didnt do anything wrong also hes married to esidisi <3

Least fav: oooughhhh im running into the same problem as part 1 wait nevermind i forgot the fuckin nazi exists so him for obvious reasons

Stardust crusaders

Fav: kakyoin does like absolutely nothing but bully polnareff and lose every fight that isnt against a baby or an old man but i love him :) hes my son and i s2g if people dont stop being weird about him i will scream <3

Least fav: okay im gonna get shit for this one but... holly and its not her fault but :( araki rly piled on the misogyny huh? So like...not rly least favorite but like such a missed opportunity you know? So i dislike that more than her but yeah :(

Diamond is unbreakable

Fav: how the fuck do you pick its like a tie between everyone hello??? Theyre all so good 🥺 so like top three, okuyasu is literally one of the best jojo characters, mikitaka is the funniest character LIKE also his english va was real good, and reimi oh my god if i think about her ill cry she went through so much and shes so sweet and seeing her get revenge on kira? Girlboss moment

Least fav: UHHH kobayashi? The lock guy oh and hazamada koichi has bad taste in friends stop hanging out with those losers

Vento aureo

Fav: oh god oh fuck i should say diavolo my stupid little meow meow but im gonna cheat and say fugo because i read purple haze feedback and omg...hes the best hes got the best stand hes so smart and nice and has the best taste in fashion <3

Least fav: cioccolata and secco are the worst <3 but they have the best stands </3 they are not allowed at pride

Stone ocean

Fav: OOOUUUUGGHHHHHH HERMES LESBIAN ICON shes fucking hilarious and her stand is so fun also honorary mention for pucci i love him hes the best hes got my favorite stand wait but also emporio my son <3

Least fav: okay stone ocean has the weakest minor villains tbh so like half of them but especially lang wrangler....hes got suction cups i dont like that

Steel ball run

Fav: heres a fuckin wild card...lucy steel :) shes not directly erina from part 1, the names are more shout outs than anything but its hard not to compare them. So it was rly nice to see lucy as an actual character with motivations and agency as compared to erina who i like but doesnt get to do anything cool like lucy. Also lucys not a stand user but she still beats like two people???? I love her

Least fav: both valentines but....i think scarlett edges out because like araki man why did you do that why is that your canon wlw why is she like that why why why why are both of them so awful :((((((

Jojolion

Fav: YASUHOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMARTEST WOMAN ALIVE TRANS ICON BEST STAND BEST HAIR I WOULD MARRY YOU BUT I RESPECT GAPPY TOO MUCH

Least fav: hrhwudvizbxjakakzkz joshu i dont even have to say anything but its joshu he sucks why is he in eyes of heaven.