#this took me 6 1/2 hours

[kittydemon9000]

So you know the joke that Polnareff has the worst luck in Part 3 and attracts the most Stand Users? I wanted to see if that was true so I made a pie chart recording every single time the Stardust Crusaders encounter an enemy Stand User.

RULES ARE SIMPLE.

1. For every Enemy Stand User one of the Crusader’s encounter, they will get a Point

2. Points are given to whoever attacked or was attacked by the Enemy User first. Other Crusaders who attack, are attacked, or help with the fight after that initial action will receive Encounter Points. Crusaders who were present but did not assist will not receive Encounter Points

       EX: During the Tower of Gray fight, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol and Joseph are present when he appears. Jotaro attacks and is attacked by the Stand first, Avdol almost uses Magician’s Red to help but doesn’t because it could blow up the plane, and Kakyoin defeats it with Hierophant Green. Jotaro would get the Point, but only Kakyoin would get an Encounter Point.

3. It is possible for multiple people to get a Point from one opponent if they are attacked as a group or if the actions happen at roughly the same time

       EX: when Polnareff first attacks the group, he attacks Joseph but Avdol immediately attacks him with Magician’s Red. Both get the point.

4. I will only count encounters that happen in the “present” of SDC, meaning encounters like Avdol, Kakyoin and Polnareff’s first meetings with Dio or Joseph and Avdol fighting Iggy won’t receive points

5. I will only count a second encounter with the same Stand User after their “episode” has concluded. Multi Part episodes with the same Enemy User and encounters like Oingo/Boingo and the final fight with Dio will count as a singular encounter for the sake of this rule

There are also a few..... difficult situations that I wasn’t sure how to count, so to avoid confusion I’ll explain them here:

With the Empress, by technicality it’s Polnareff who has the first interaction when Nena runs into him to stop him from killing Hol Horse. However, she doesn’t actually fight anyone until the next episode when she attaches her stand to Joseph. I decided to give them both a Point because the incidents happened in separate episodes

Given the close quarters of the car, Wheel of Fortune attacked them all at once, so they all get a Point

While Jotaro was the one to punch Steely Dan, Joseph was the one who was affected by the Stand at the same time, so it’s a Point for both of them

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, Sun also attacked the whole group at once

Avdol and Kakyoin both get an Encounter Point for the Daniel D’Arby fight because technically their souls assisted in the fight

Kenny G is counted for everyone because his illusions were seen by and tricked everyone when they entered Dio’s mansion

Less of an exception thing and more something I found funny: the Point for DIO technically goes to Polnareff because of their encounter on the stairs

With those rules and explanations in place and way too much time spent combing through every single fight, and I learned a few things.

1) The jokes about Polnareff having the worst luck are correct, given the fact he encountered a THIRD of all their enemies first

2) Iggy only contributed his last few episodes

3) Avdol and Kakyoin were done dirty and should’ve been allowed to fight more

Maybe I’ll make one for Diamond is Unbreakable later.

The exact who fought who, assisted with what, and the Encounter Point pie chart will be under the cut

Jotaro, 11: Kakyoin(Hierophant Green), Gray Fly(Tower of Gray), Imposter Captain Tennille(Dark Blue Moon), Forever(Strength), Rubber Soul(Yellow Temperance), ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Steely Dan(Lovers), Arabia Fats(Sun), Oingo(Khnum), Boingo(Tohth), Telence D’Arby(Atum)

Encounters, 12: Hol Horse(The Emperor), Enya(Justice), Mannish Boy(Death 13), Midler(High Priestess), N’Doul(Geb), Anubis, Alessi(Sethan), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), DIO(The World)

Kakyoin, 4: ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Arabia Fats(Sun), Mannish Boy(Death 13), N’Doul(Geb), 

Encounters, 11: Gray Fly(Tower of Gray), Imposter Captain Tennille(Dark Blue Moon), Forever(Strength), J Geil(Hanged Man), Hol Horse(The Emperor), Steely Dan(Lovers), Midler(High Priestess), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Telence D’Arby(Atum), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), DIO(The World)

Polnareff, 15: Devo(Ebony Devil), J Geil(Hanged Man), Hol Horse(The Emperor), Nena(The Empress), ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Enya(Justice), Arabia Fats(Sun), Judgment(Cameo), Oingo(Khnum), Boingo(Tohth), Anubis, Alessi(Sethan), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), DIO(The World)

Encounters, 6: Steely Dan(Lovers), Mannish Boy(Death 13), Midler(High Priestess), N’Doul(Geb), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), Vanilla Ice(Cream)

Avdol, 2: Polnareff(Silver Chariot), Vanilla Ice(Cream)

Encounters, 10: Forever(Strength), Hol Horse(The Emperor), Judgment(Cameo), Midler(High Priestess), N’Doul(Geb), Mariah(Bastet), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), Kenny G(Tenore Sax)

Joseph, 11: Polnareff(Silver Chariot), Nena(The Empress), ZZ(Wheel of Fortune), Steely Dan(Lovers), Arabia Fats(Sun), Midler(High Priestess), Oingo(Khnum), Boingo(Tohth), Mariah(Bastet), Hol Horse Again(Emperor), Boingo Again(Tohth), 

Encounters, 7: Forever(Strength), Mannish Boy(Death 13), N’Doul(Geb), Daniel D’Arby(Osirus), Telence D’Arby(Atum), Kenny G(Tenore Sax), DIO(The World)

Iggy, 2: Petshop(Horus), Kenny G(Tenore Sax)

Encounters, 2: N’Doul(Geb), Vanilla Ice(Cream)

[miceeonvenus]

Ratparty in the Two Trucks outfit by @/flyingfish1234

[quarantineddreamer]

✨ B's RebelCaptain Rec List ✨

Apologies in advance as I have NO DOUBT that I missed including some very talented individuals and their works in this list. (This is by no means comprehensive.)

I haven't been here all that long, but wow--since day one I've been blown away by the talent in this fandom and the dedication of all the creators.

So, thank you lovely souls for sharing your beautiful art (in all its many forms) for us to enjoy--and thank you RC community as a whole for being so lovely and welcoming this past year! I am truly grateful to be screaming/crying/rewriting canon with you 💖

Give Up the Ghost by @frostbitepandaaaaa

I mean...what can I say? I love all of Frost's writing, but this was the first work I ever read of hers and it is devastating and gorgeous and will make you lose your mind. I remember the first time I read it just...lingering on certain sentences because I was in awe of how beautiful they were. Just read it. Trust me. (And then check out her WIP 12 Days afterwards!)

threshold by @astromechs

Another writer whose works I love. (Okay, that's pretty much everyone on this list--the RC fandom is so frickin talented). But for me, this fic in particular stands out as one that gives incredible insight into Cassian's character--and an adorable story overall. Heartfelt and beautiful.

built on hope by @luciechat

I am particularly obsessed with chapter 3 of this collection of prompt-writes Getting Back Together (in the Cold). Lucie paints the picture so clearly and the tension throughout is delicious. Highly recommend reading this RC Hoth fic--and Lucie's other amazing works!

we were never going to make it by @fulcrumstardust

Okay off the bat: be mindful of the tags! This was a whumptober fic and it is BIG SAD. But it is also so, so beautiful. The emotion woven throughout cuts to the bone and as painful as it was, the premise of the story was very well executed. (And if you're looking for a lighter read--maybe a spicy one--Moria's one-shot SOLAR STORM has such an incredible setup. The sexual tension is so well done.)

The RebelCaptain Romance Collection by @agentjackdaniels

I couldn't choose just one from this collection! Luce writes the softest, sweetest, fluffiest stories for RC that you will ever read. (Which makes perfect sense if you're lucky enough to get to know her because Luce is such a genuine, sweet soul.) These fics are like a warm-hug for the soul--just what you need after watching Rouge One.

the things you said by @gaygingersnaps

Again: I am not usually one for Modern AUs but I think the RC fandom is changing me and the first I ever read was Eli's amazing fic. I am obsessed with how Eli writes Jyn's internal dialogue. It's so in character and sharp and will make you smile and shake your head and go "Oh, Jyn!" This collection of stories is idiots-in-love like nothing else and you will fall in love with the world Eli has so thoughtfully crafted for a modern-day RC.

objection, your honor by @andorerso

I'm not usually one for modern AUs, but this fic is just so much fun. The banter between Cass and Jyn is so in character and so sharp and witty and the whole time I was reading I had a grin on my face. (These two idiots.) I love all the little details Sissi considers in this AU (Chewie being the dog for example), but that's no surprise! She is the queen of AUs!

Tethered (to the Story We Must Tell) by @dilf-din

I just absolutely loved the setup for this fic. Jess manages to fit these characters into a magical world so seamlessly by embedding the most incredible details from the Star Wars universe. (I was obsessed with the "stormtroopers".) Jess's writing is so smooth and rich and will immediately grab your attention.

Coping Mechanisms by @mosylufanfic

I think this was the first fic I ever read of mosylu's! I love the way she writes Jyn--always perfectly in character, strong and sassy. But in this fic in particular, I love the softness she brings to Jyn in how she cares for Cassian. I found it to be a very beautiful, healing read. (But if you're looking for something a bit longer or more upbeat! I mean, take your pick. Mosylu is another author who is amazing at AUs and her works are always such fun reads.)

RC Proposal by @ninsletamain

I could have put any of nins' pieces down as a rec. (Like seriously go scroll her feed she's insanely talented and her work blows my mind everytime without fail). But I chose this one because it is just so rich and full of detail, I love the story it tells, and you cannot help but smile whenever you look at it.

Claw Machine by @winterdruid

Definitely an all-time favorite for me. I remember making a joke about claw-machine as a first date when I was doing a RO rewatch with some friends and then this masterpiece showed up on my feed and my jaw dropped?! It's so fun and cute and well-done and I reblog it every time I see it soooo.

Seashore (for RC Fluffbruary) by @adeptnenyim

I love the scenery, their poses, their expressions, the quote?! Ahhh all of it! Nen's art is so soft and special and gives me all the feels and this one is no exception.

BTS of RO Inspired by @art-question-mark

I have always loved the picture this piece is based off of. In my head, it is happy Jyn and Cass. In my head, it is canon. Natalie's style is so beautiful and I love some of the quotes Natalie pulls from the Rogue One novel to go with the art!

Pretty Cute by @muguathepapaya

This piece is super cute and exactly what they deserved. I'm obsessed. Gives me all the warm and fuzzies. Sunshine on a rainy day, so gorgeous.

Time to Wake Up by @eegnm

Okay are you noticing the theme yet? I love seeing these two happy, and this scene in particular is just so...warm. I love the cuddly vibes, their expressions, all of it. You can feel the love in it.

losers by @necr0mancers

I am obsessed with the look they are exchanging. Very conspiratorial and so true to them. I also just love the style of this artists' works and the sense of humor woven through many of their pieces.

Elevator Scene by @satmolly

Nope I actually do not have words for this one. I think it says enough. (This happened, and it happened just like this and it is so very beautiful).

Favorite Scene (beach) by @dramaticmusicplaying

Another one that leaves me speechless. (Okay, they ALL do I feel like I am not doing these artists justice I'M SORRY). I just think this piece captures the beach perfectly and I love the style and all the colors and I kinda need to cry after looking at it okay?!

Jyn/Cassian Smooch by @barrikae

I am totally obsessed with this artist's style and this image in particular is just: ahhhhh! You know? Like look at themmmmm. Thank you for this barrikae.

Space Travel by @freebooter4ever

Your honor, they are holding hands and they are so very sleepy and I am so very in love with this piece. I love the artist's style and again, amazing scene set. Lives rent free in my mind.

Tagging creators for this one vs specific sets (cause you CANNOT make me choose honestly) and linking this post I wrote awhile back about how incredible I think you all are! (As in: I specifically had RC creators in mind when I wrote that post.)

*This is the list I am most nervous about cause I am almost certain I am forgetting people so if you see this and you make gifs for RC please know I love you and your work <3

@bartowskis

@staticwaffles

@jyndor

@andorerso

@jemmasimmons

@sydneyadmu

@garethsedwards

@gizkalord

@kalikoris

@dailyrebelcaptain

@therebelcaptainnetwork

[feuer-bluete]

Having never played rdr1, switching from Arthur to John was hard and it took me about 100hours just to get used to him and another 100 to grow fond of him. But now he is my special boy just like Arthur. 🧡

[dotpyenji]

if you like chelle, please read raywall by PinkHydrangea on ao3. i am no longer asking

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

[bumpscosity]

FINISHED PORTAL REVOLUTION A BIT AGO IM

[bulkhummus]

i slept really good last night :o)

[zephyr-draws]

musings on insects, isolation, and how much can change when you're not looking

[cats-thoughts]

a frog, two bird-cats, a phoenix, a raccoon moth, a moth, a pumpkin-crab, a devil?, a bird-cat-raccoon-deer?, a bunny^2, and a cat walk into the room-

my mutuals r better than everyone else's mutuals /silly

[yosh-iro]

get fucked dipshit (affectionate) :)

[moonfurthetemmie]

Instructor: How was everyone’s Thanksgiving breaks? Did you do anything interesting?

Small group of students waiting outside with him: *silent head shakes*

Instructor: Really? None of you made any new music?

Me: I learned how to crochet yesterday

genuine real life moment of “how’s you’re project going?” “Thanks for asking! My room has never been cleaner and I’ve taken up knitting”

[glass-trash-bab]

Mutuals I'm sorry if I overdose on Tylenol at 4 a.m.

[darewolfcreates]

IM BACK! Its summer babyyy!!! Have some pics of my metals final! These images look weird? That's because I'm glazing my art to protect it!

[laikuh]

Made myself get up on time. 5:30am fucking sucks.

[thedreadvampy]

glad that Jay is around to help me with planning my Please Diagnose Me pitch bc when we ask 'how is this negatively affecting your life' I'm like hm. can't open jars bc my fingers come out of joint. can't have sex without my hip dislocating. it's fairly inconvenient that all shoes make my feet bleed and I can't brush my teeth without tearing up my gums.

and they're like. yes these are all good points you should mention. have you considered that Being In Constant Pain is also an effect it has on your life?

yeah. hadn't thought of that cause it doesn't actually stop me doing things most of the time. but now that you point it out, that is only bc I'm incredibly stubborn and don't take care of myself. so yeah.

they very astutely pointed out that a major part of lifelong disability is that you develop a lot of coping strategies to the point that you kind of don't notice that some things are affecting you bc you've found ways around them that mean you can still do the things you're trying to do. but that doesn't mean that they're not affecting you or that a doctor is not going to want to hear about them.

it's really easy to normalise stuff is the thing. like as per my bio I refer to myself as 'slightly disabled' a lot bc I am still. broadly speaking. capable of doing most things. it's just that it's often painful/exhausting, I need a lot of workarounds, and I can't sustain it long term.

but the thing is that uhhhhhhh that's only """slightly disabled"""" if I assume other people are also struggling with those things but maybe slightly less.

one of the revelatory things about having these conversations is how much I'm finding that many people don't even have a slight manifestation of these issues.

like it doesn't hurt people's hands At All trying to open a stiff jar lid or clap or pick something up at a slightly wrong angle. other people Aren't In Pain unless something's actually wrong. to most people 'my feet hurt after a 10 hr standing shift' doesn't mean 'my feet and legs physically will not take my weight for 48 hours after a 10 hr standing shift'. some people's feet just never bleed at all unless their shoes are WILDLY the wrong size. when most people say 'I'm tired' they mean 'I'm ready to take a break' not 'I feel whole-body sick and it's a painful struggle to string a whole thought together and I will feel unbearably ill if I move or open my eyes.'

like there's a lot of situations where I only register as Problems the things that I legitimately can't work around or ignore. like I started using a cane bc I was uncontrollably falling in the street bc my knees and ankles would just give way without warning. but now I have the cane so I've stopped noticing that - my legs still sometimes abruptly lose integrity but I can catch myself with the stick so I no longer fall (except occasionally when I trip myself up or I'm wearing inappropriately high shoes that make an ankle slippage harder to correct for) so I don't. consider it a thing that greatly affects my life. but like. it is, right? it's a thing I have to account for that other people don't. idk. it's all very interesting.