#poptart is a worm

[fyanimaldiversity]

Poptart the palmetto corn snake (Pantherophis guttatus)

[woolblossom-archive]

Poscas

[highqueenofelfhame]

i was trying to read

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Poptart update ! She’s getting so big! What happened to my baby, when did she stop being that tiny little pink worm?

She is a 1 year and 8 months now! What age are they considered full grown? I don’t think she’s going to be huge, but I can’t wait to see her as a mature worm!

My goodness, look at her! She's gotten so big - and so beautiful, too!

It'll depend on every individual when they reach their full adult size, but generally with corns I expect them to reach their adult size between two and three years old. She probably has some bulking up to do yet, but she's definitely getting close!

[1004tyun-archive]

ꞝ MTL: likely to have sex while high

๑ pairings: txt ot5 x reader

๑ genres: non idol au, established relationship, smut (minors dni or i'm calling your parents)

๑ warnings: marijuana mention (duh), reader may or may not be a stoner

yeonjun

prefers blunts to edibles bc he knows you watch him while he rolls blunts and drags his tongue against the rolling paper before sealing it

LOVES to shotgun with you, blowing fragrant smoke into your open mouth while his eyes refuse to leave yours. his lips are close enough to kiss you and he knows you want him to but he's a tease!! so he's gonna make you wait~

pulls you in by your jaw and kisses you hard, he's so sloppy when he's high, licking into your mouth and sliding his tongue against yours

he's so handsy too, squeezing your thighs and ass and eager to get your sweatpants off as he lazily plays with the waistband

moves your hand down to stroke him through his sweatpants and then has you ride him until your legs are quaking 😳😳😳

he can go for a couple of rounds, his movements are so languid and lazy but he's so determined to fuck you over and over until he can't anymore

you fall asleep in each other's arms when you're totally spent and then wake up to feed each other snacks <3

beomgyu

highly prefers edibles, especially gummies

he's a lightweight so he splits a 50g thc gummy worms with you when you come over to his place

gyu already loves making you laugh while sober so you know he's gonna do the most to make you laugh when you're both high, not like it takes a lot of effort

you're both full belly laughing at whatever gyu decides to put on for you to watch, and he takes the opportunity to tell you how hot you are

"you're so hot, y/n," he says, speech slurred as he giggles. he's all over you at this point, clinging to you like a koala (side note: i feel like he'd like to be the little spoon when he's high 🥺)

prefers making out and heavy petting to penetrative sex while high, wouldn't mind if you made him cum in his underwear as long as you let him do the same for you

so vocal and talkative when you're grinding against each other, won't shut up because you just feel so good

"fuck, fuck... you're so good. keep going, mhm just like that fuck you're amazing..."

proposes to you with a poptart later <3 so romantic

hueningkai

looks forward to smoking with you so he has an excuse to eat a bunch of snacks together <3

sees it as just another bonding activity with you 🥺

probably owns a hello kitty or pororo grinder dhjshg

such a sleepy babe when he's high, mainly wants to cuddle but wouldn't say no to having sex either

he's very slow and romantic about it though and gets emotional ;v; he just can't believe you're real and his 🥺🥺

basically don't have high sex with kai unless you wanna get emotional and end up crying in each other's arms

so yeah unless you're in the mood for romantic lovemaking, you and kai usually stay away from having sex while high ><

it's usually so much fun, you watch cartoons together and feed each other snacks, kai is def so giggly while high too 🥺

taehyun

is already adamantly against getting high but tries it because you said you want to do it with him at least once

hits the bong once and immediately goes quiet, he's frozen like a statue and it's hard to get him out of that state

you lure him out of it with his favorite food and he comes back to earth but only for a moment, you try to cuddle up with him but he's just.. not in the mood

spends the whole night spacing out and ends up falling asleep without having even touched you 😔

soobin

you: soobin? are you okay?

soobin:

[flash-caterpillarlover]

I say that I was going to draw Mob!Lane and Mob!Flash acting silly, so I did ! @i-ate-rat-poision-poptart, I know that I probably get some colors wrong.

Flash : Spin me faster ! Faster, faster, faster !

Lane : Sure ..??

Note : Never let Flash drink.

TW : Gun / Blood / Cutter

Someone forgo to give Boss the mony-

Flash : Oops !

Lane : So pathetic

Flash : Just like a worm. what-

• Flash hates Barnaby but don't mind the fact that Lane loves him.

They ‘pspsps‘ to the wrong cats goobers

Mob AU by @///Clownsuu

(Can't stop thinking about Mob!Lane and Mob!Flash doing that one trend "Rule the wooooorld"/"Shake it. Shake it. Shake it".)

[hugogetsrawed]

I know little to nothing about omegavers but I like your head canons so do you think Hugo and varian have like preheat/rut rituals? Like little things they do before getting started

This is feeding into my kleptomaniac Hugo headcanon, but Hugo HOARDS things before his rut. I'm talking nature valley bars, I'm talking poptarts, I'm talking pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks, gummy worms, goldfish, Varian's boxset of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, skittles, socks, hoodies; and it's all stuffed underneath his bed or ontop of it or shoved into his closet.

Cleaning up after Hugo post-rut is a fucking NIGHTMARE and it doesn't matter how cute Varian found it during. He will be complaining about it.

Varian doesn't do anything too weird pre-heat, but Hugo always, always knows he's about to get it when he starts reorganizing his library by weirdly specific categories like color or publication date or books he's written fanfiction for.

[clover-46]

Good morning! Hope you slept well!

May I present, David Shaw but as a daycare attendant.

David being a bright spot in every parent's day, either by being someone responsible they know they can trust their kid with. Or just by being someone who is VERY nice to look at.

Every kid who he cares for has decided that when they grow up they are going to marry David. He dreads the days where the kids get ring pops or gummy worms because every. single. time. the kids try to propose to him and he has to say very gently "I'll think about it" to not crush their impossible dreams and make them throw tantrums.

Asher who tries to give the kids ring pops and gummy worms as often as possible. Milo who condones the behavior because he films it and then sends the videos to the parents. The parents find it amusing.

David, the only one he allows in the kitchen to cook lunches and snacks for the daycare attenders. One or two kids always sneak in to cling to his leg because they know he'll never let anything bad happen to them. And they hope that maybe... just maybe today will be the day he accepts their marriage proposals. Or gives them extra tater tots and applesauce.

David making sure everyone is settled down for naptime before reading a story. He does his best to give each of the characters in the story a different voice. Asher and Milo help. Some kids fall asleep instantly, and other kids take this chance to attack him with their third proposal of the day. He's growing tired of it. (these children are me. I am going to propose to him every day of my life. I don't care if he already technically proposed.)

Angel, who comes to pick up a younger sibling because their parents were busy and David doesn't believe that they're the child's older sibling, demanding to see identification while he holds the child. The child isn't going to help Angel because David is holding them and they like it here. They don't want to go back home. (David calls their parents to triple check.)

Angel can't be upset because how sexy mr. daycare man looked standing there all fierce and protective. They are upset at their little sibling for being literally no help whatsoever.

Angel who promises their parents that they'll pick up their little sibling from daycare every day and to not worry about trying to rearrange work schedules and appointments. But they come in earlier than pick-up and Asher calls for David, wearing the same cheeky grin that's on Angel's face.

He comes out from the kiddie room, and frowns when he sees Angel. But that just makes it all better. So they do it again the next day... and the next... and the next.... and the next. Until David says, sarcastically, they should just apply for a job here if they like coming in before its time for pickup. Angel does. And they get in (with a lovely letter of recommendation from Ash.)

David trying not to pop a blood vessel as he stares at Angel tie an apron around them as they join him in the kitchen. (Some kids have left him to propose to Angel instead. He's relieved about that. And only a bit hurt that they would jump ship so fast for someone as annoying as Angel.) "Can you even cook?"

"I can make poptarts."

"Those take no skill. Get out before you poison somebody."

David having a long day, and watching gratefully as Angel takes on wrangling the more wild ones and letting him take care of the calm bunch. The ones who really only want to be near him because he feels like safety. They aren't trying to make him into a sentient jungle gym or a punching bag.

Angel who starts to bring coffee in for everyone in the morning, orders memorized (it's not difficult for David. Black coffee. Ash says it's because David likes his coffee to match his soul. The next day Angel brought him a vanilla bean frappe with a pump of mocha and a drizzle of chocolate sauce.)

David who slowly starts to appreciate Angel's presence at the daycare, even though he suggested working here as a sarcastic jab. Some of the kids have decided that Angel and David should marry because then they can adopt everyone and be their parents. Angel agrees, David says "I'll think about it." except now it's not so much as a carefully planned rejection.

Angel standing beside David, waving to the last kid that got picked up while the sun casts golden and orange rays across the sky. David is getting ready to lock up.

"Have a good night, Ange-" He's cut off by Angel going on their tip-toes to place a kiss to his cheek before waving goodbye to him and heading towards their car. He stands there, still processing what happened for several minutes afterwards.

-

🙊

good morning! or should i say afternoon in my case

when i saw daycare attendant my head immediately went to fnaf lol

ANYWAYZ WHAT A GOOD SCENARIO TO WAKE UP TOO!! THIS IS PART SOOOOO CUTE 😭😭

also if my younger sister was younger she would definitely be no help either that girl is a pain in my ass 💀💀 AND THESE TWO MENACES. LMAOOOO

and lastly angel giving him a smooch on the cheek was sooooo sgszvudvnkjg(//($&8&@$(, 🥹💕 I WAS SMILING SO HARD

[wheelercurse]

TW: ED

This whole headcanon discourse is so annoying. As long as you don't go too far with them like the "Mike has an eating disorder" headcanon it should be all fun and games. That headcanon went too far imo because it was based off Finn's body and the 'proof' was nit-picky stuff like "Mike was picking at his food in the dinner scene" or "they didn't show him eat the poptarts". Like bro what do they expect? A whole episode where Mike has a Mukbang or something? If we wanna look at it as if Mike is a real person, there are so many things it could have been, like anxiety or his mood. I mean, he wasn't in the best mood in that scene because of everything that happened at Rink-O-Mania so his appetite could have been low because of stress and anger. However, when filming scenes for shows/movies you basically just pick at the food. You don't eat it because of the possibility that you may need multiple takes which is most likely what happened. I could go on talking about stuff like the old plates and wrappers found in his basement but that's a new can of worms and ED's are a complex and a serious topic.

Anyway, I saw u talk about it and i appreciate u pointing out how out of line that headcanon was!

Agree, and the worst part is that they weren't discussing it as a headcanon but like it was canon... It was weird because when someone dared to say there wasn't enough canon evidence to support it, they treated you as stupid.

[kai-alicorn-eevee-wolf-otherkin]

Food recommended for Alicornkins

Fruity pebbles

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Fruit loops

Lucky charms

Cap’n Crunch berries

Apple Jacks

Reese’s puffs

Frosted Flakes

Cookie Crisp

Trix

Apple and cinnamon oatmeal

Confetti cupcake poptarts

Little bites muffins

Hot chocolate with marshmallows

Chai latte

Grapes red or white

Apples of any kind

Strawberries

Seedless Oranges

Cut pineapple

Pears

Seedless watermelon

Carrots

Celery

Cake

Oreos

Vanilla waffers

Chips ahoy

Graham crackers

Pockys

Japanese soda

Carmel popcorn

Fruit snacks

Veggie straws

Pretzels

M&ms

Milk chocolate bars

KitKats

Sour gummy worms

Sweetarts

[fyanimaldiversity]

this blog is so absolutely awesome!

Awww, thank you! I appreciate it!

[hungryyheartarchive]

@nabaidhean-neonach / from here

"of course you do, this is our family history!" the redhead plows on. and his nephew has given him a first class segue into his anecdote - he's trained him well, and has no doubts he'll step up to the plate when the time comes for conrad to choose a sidekick for his late-night talk show.

"i was starving back then, too," he says, in such a way that robin knows he has no choice but to listen to him. "once we figured out she had managed to get herself knocked up, your mom became so hideously uncool about me eating around her. i mean - it's not as if i was filleting squirrels before her very eyes, but apparently, even the smell of a pigeon i'd found drowning in an oil puddle behind a chinese restaurant was off the table, now. literally. she actually burned that table, i think.

"she underestimates how difficult it is for me. you want something to eat, you go out to the bodega, or the store, or whatever - i don't have that kind of luxury. and i don't have the luxury of storing my finds somewhere that's not only convenient for me, but dry, and out of the sun. didn't work, no matter how well i would stuff dead mice into a poptart box. because she would always find them. so i was forced to - reduced to, in fact... caching my finds in the earth. like a- like a dog. i'd find something, and she'd make me bury it outside. and when i wanted something, i'd have to dig it up again, and then eat it, like it hadn't been - where worms live."

[s2les]

lanfodl this is probably gonna be too specific but hi!!!! im lookin for a nameee,, preferably mostly non-binary leaning..? heres a description of me kinda just- letting out the vibe hoard maybe?

im a webcore, i am hypercore, i am funee hat song by kevinkempt, i am in a bunni hat, i am hyper, i am weird, im not just gay and queer; I am a f(gay word which i do reclaim), i am neon glowing clunky bright loud and annoying kandi bracelets up both my forearms, i am unkept, i am energetic, i am energy itself, i am fun, i am art, i am blacklights making thigs glow i am glowing, i am scene, i am kandi beads, i am a whole cuff, i am silly and dressed with my horribly fun taste, i am long pants tucked into long rainbow sock, i am huge black platforms, i am curly neon-rainbow laces, i am strong worm and pad earrings, i am a worm, i am a bug, i am a plastic red solo cup used to hold sp!k3d punch at a party, i am a conspiracy theory, i am crazy, i am excitable and i am silly, i am nerodiverant, i am the feeling of being unique, i am the feeling of putting "z"s on the end of everything, I am a super star, i am xenogenic(gender?), i am mogai itself, i am happy, i am confident, i am me, and the coolest swaggy cringe lil poptart neon thing i can be!! (to sum it up: scene/web/hyper/kandi-core, emo/goth/punk (one of them akfjad), gay gay gay, WEIRD, colorful, clunky/bright/glowing kandi beads and black platforms, and gender qu e er and proud)

im not that good with names, but i tried to do my best! scenxi pon poke bluck thats all i can think of for now, i couldnt think of too much

[pinkfruitgender]

lanfodl this is probably gonna be too specific but hi!!!! im lookin for a nameee,, preferably mostly non-binary leaning..? heres a description of me kinda just- letting out the vibe hoard maybe?

im a webcore, i am hypercore, i am funee hat song by kevinkempt, i am in a bunni hat, i am hyper, i am weird, im not just gay and queer; I am a f(gay word which i do reclaim), i am neon glowing clunky bright loud and annoying kandi bracelets up both my forearms, i am unkept, i am energetic, i am energy itself, i am fun, i am art, i am blacklights making thigs glow i am glowing, i am scene, i am kandi beads, i am a whole cuff, i am silly and dressed with my horribly fun taste, i am long pants tucked into long rainbow sock, i am huge black platforms, i am curly neon-rainbow laces, i am strong worm and pad earrings, i am a worm, i am a bug, i am a plastic red solo cup used to hold sp!k3d punch at a party, i am a conspiracy theory, i am crazy, i am excitable and i am silly, i am nerodiverant, i am the feeling of being unique, i am the feeling of putting "z"s on the end of everything, I am a super star, i am xenogenic(gender?), i am mogai itself, i am happy, i am confident, i am me, and the coolest swaggy cringe lil poptart neon thing i can be!! (to sum it up: scene/web/hyper/kandi-core, emo/goth/punk (one of them akfjad), gay gay gay, WEIRD, colorful, clunky/bright/glowing kandi beads and black platforms, and gender qu e er and proud) >>> i am askin a few blogs cause its alot n i understand its. alotta vibe there.!

requests are closed.

[myhelpfulreminders]

For breakfast I had 370 calories of poptarts.

For lunch I had 380 calories of cup noodles.

Had 230 calories of gummy worms.

Dinner was a 210 calorie salad.

Total calories was 1190. Go me!

[chewyjellycable]

[OC List Compilation]

Every listing here will have a link in the name that leads to their Toyhouse page!! :]

Ackee Cookie - They/He, Minor, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Berry Crumble Cookie - They/It, Minor, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak, Fankid of C-4 and Raspberry Iced Tea Cookie [Designed by Yorryn]

Bleeding Heart Cookie - She/Her, Adult, NPC Rank, Cosmic Meadows Story Mode

Blue Suede Cookie - She/Her, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Boxcar Cookie - He/It, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Bredele De Cassonade Cookie - Any Pronouns, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak [Designed by Almond]

Burnt Waffle Cookie - He/Gore, Adult, NPC Rank, Unspecified Game [Designed by Eggs]

Cadbury Egg Cookie - He/Him, Minor, Rare Rank, Ovenbreak [Designed by Kabi]

Chair Cookie - They/Them, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Candy Wrapper Cookie - Any Pronouns, Adult, Epic Rank, Kingdom [Designed by Kit]

Caramel Mocha Vampire Cookie - They/He/It, Adult, Rare Rank, Kingdom [Designed by Sushi]

Chapstick Cookie - She/Her, Young Adult, Common Rank, Kingdom, Sprouting Seed Story Mode

Cherry Candy Cookie - She/They, Adult, Epic Rank, Kingdom [Designed by Almond]

Cherry Fizz Cookie - They/Them, Adult, NPC Rank, Unspecified Game

Chickpea Cookie - He/Him, Minor, Rare Rank, Ovenbreak, Fankid of Red Bean and Adventurer

Coconut Oil Cookie - They/Them, Adult, NPC Rank, Cosmic Meadows Story Mode

Cold Brew Frappe Cookie - They/He/She, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Cream Cheese Tea Cookie - They/It/He/Her, Young Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Crystal Crab Apple Cookie - He/It, Minor, NPC Rank, Cosmic Meadows Story Mode

Dissonant Tune Cookie - She/They/It, Adult, Epic Rank, Kingdom

Energy Powder Cookie - He/It, Young Adult, Rare Rank, Kingdom, Sprouting Seed Story Mode

Fig Frosting Cookie - They/Zem, Young Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak, Fankid of Fig Cookie and Whipped Cream Cookie

Honey Lemon Pudding Cookie - They/It, Minor, NPC Rank, Cosmic Meadows Story Mode

Honeyfloss Bee Cookie - They/She/It, Minor, Epic Rank, Kingdom, Sprouting Seed Story Mode

Jostaberry Cookie - They/Them, Adult, Rare Rank, Ovenbreak

Macchiato Vera Cookie - They/He, Young Adult, Rare Rank, Ovenbreak, Fankid of Espresso Cookie and Aloe Cookie [Designed by Linus]

Milk Choco Cookie - He/Him, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak/Kingdom, Fankid of Dark Choco Cookie and Pomegranate Cookie* [Designed by Kris]

Nettle Cookie - They/Em, Minor, Epic Rank, Kingdom, Sprouting Seed Story Mode

Night Stroll Cookie - Any Pronouns, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak [Designed by Red_Studios]

Pencil Shaving Cookie - She/He, Adult, Epic Rank, Unspecified Game [Designed by Shyft]

Pickle Cheesecake Cookie - He/She/Lab, Adult, Epic Rank, Kingdom [Designed by Shyft]

Pizza Delivery Cookie - He/Him, Young Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Rainbow Mousse Cookie - They/She, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Rainbow Poptart Cookie - She/They/Sprinkle, Adult, NPC Rank, Unspecified Game [Designed by Eggs]

Rainbow Sherbet Cookie - She/Her, Minor, Rare Rank, Ovenbreak

Roasted Pumpkin Seed Cookie - Any Pronouns, Super Epic Rank, Kingdom

Rubber Band Cookie - He/They, Minor, Ancient Rank, Kingdom, Sprouting Seed Story Mode

Sanitizer Cookie - They/Them, Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak, Fankid of Aloe Cookie and Mint Choco Cookie**

Silver Star Shortcake Cookie - He/Him, Young Adult, NPC Rank, Unspecified Game

Sorbet Icing Fish Cookie - It/Zem, Minor, Rare Rank, Kingdom

String Bean Cookie - Any Pronouns, Adult, Super Epic Rank, Kingdom

Tangulu Leaf Cookie - They/He, Minor, NPC Rank, Ovenbreak, Fankid of Aloe Cookie, Rock Candy Cookie, and Motherboard Cookie [Designed by Linus and Kris]

Vanilla Chai Cookie - She/They, Young Adult, (Super) Epic Rank, Ovenbreak/Kingdom, Fankid of Pure Vanilla Cookie and Earl Grey Cookie***

Wilt Cookie - He/They, Young Adult, Epic Rank, Kingdom [Designed by Raven]

Worm Jelly Cookie - Any Pronouns, Young Adult, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak

Yuzu Cookie - He/Ze/It, Adult, Epic Rank, Kingdom

Xylitol Gallium Cookie - It/Its, Minor, Epic Rank, Ovenbreak, Xylitol Nova's Adopted Child

* Made by magic, Dark Choco has no knowledge they're related ** Made by experimentation, Mint has no knowledge they're related *** Made by magic, VC has no idea Earl and Pure Vanilla are blood relatives