#porniplier egos x reader

[weirdlyhornyforegos]

Porniplier x reader

Anons: LITTERALY ANYTHING WITH PORNIPLIER (pizza guy or plumber). Idk maybe like we are stuck under the sink and then he finds us and ya know he "checks our pipe" 👀 / ANYTHING FEATURING THE PORNO-IPLIERS IM BEGGING

MINORDS DNI!!!!!! Oh, I should have expected these ones ;P I’m just calling him P in this one. Enjoy!

Wordcount: 1.1k+

You have so many questions for whoever built your house.

Who in the fuck puts the sink in such a place the pipes to the sink is hidden in-between a lot of other pipes, and what looks to be a supporting part of the cabinet it is built into.

You were just supposed to do a quick fix and tighten some parts around the sink-pipe, but instead, with the weird angle you had to hold your hand to get to the pipe, you had gotten it wedged in-between two pipes that you don’t even know what they are for.

You can’t move your wrist, and your other hand can’t reach it either.

You’re stuck on your back with almost half of your body inside the cabinet.

Fuck.

You have no choice but to yell for help, hoping your boyfriend is still home.

“P!” A beat. “P, come help me please!” A few muffled words can be heard in response, and then you hear P’s footsteps getting closer.

“Oh, hello.”

“Come over here, I’m stuck.” You hear some shuffling.

“You’re stuck?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said, so- Ah! What are you doing?” P straddles your thighs, startling you.

“It’s easiest for me to look at where you are stuck like this.” You snort, but don’t protest as he leans down so he can look inside the cabinet.

You make eye contact with him briefly, before his eyes flicker to where your wrist is stuck, and then he grins.

“You truly are stuck.”

“Well, yes, I can’t move from where I am, I do believe that is the definition of stuck. So get something to get my wrist unstuck, like some soap or something.”

“Oh, I got an even better idea.” He fishes out a plastic bottle from his utility belt, and as he pops the lid open, you manage to read the label.

“Lube? You have lube in your utility belt?” You’re a little flabbergasted, but P just grins at you.

“Well of course, it never hurts to be prepared. Whoops!” The lid on the bottle flips closed, and P is left with so much lube in his hand that you don’t doubt it will run down your arm if he were to apply it now.

You don’t look forward to that sensation.

“Would you look at that. I took out too much lube for just your wrist.” A beat, a pause. “Would be a shame to let it go to waste.” His now unoccupied hand dances along the waist of your pants, and you huff. The man is literally several porn cliches wrapped into one. “I could use it to.... inspect your pipes.” That last word pops.

“Oh could you?” You raise an unimpressed brow at the thinly veiled implication in his words.

“Yes, I could, and I think they need some very thorough inspection.” You hum, wiggling your hips up.

“Well, I trust your expertise.”

“Good, let's start with getting rid of these obstacles blocking your ‘pipes’.” Wasting no time and with a lot of earned skill, it only takes seconds for your pants to be off, followed shortly by your underwear. P settles in between your open thighs, grinning up at you.

Lube drips down on you, already warmed up by P’s hand. His fingers dance around your hole, gently prodding before pushing in two at once. It’s a little tight, making you let out a little breathless gasp.

“Oh no, it seems that these pipes aren’t wide enough, we should fix that asap.” With those words, he does just that, starting to pump his fingers in and out of you. You groan, the pace he sets is far from slow, and you feel yourself build towards an orgasm almost embarrassingly quickly.

Two fingers soon turn into three, still wet with lube, and some of your own arousal that P had scooped up with his unoccupied hand.

The scenario is straight out of a porno, and you’re loving it.

You move against his fingers, hoping he takes the hint to replace it with something more, something bigger.

P pulls his fingers out of you, the wet sound of it almost embarrassing hadn’t you been too turned on to care.

“Should be wide enough now, let's test if the pipes work by putting something in them.” He takes his cock in hand, you don’t even know when he got it out, and positions it at your entrance.

He pushes in slowly at first, hands on your thighs keeping you obscenely open.

You moan and he groans as he bottoms out in you, filling you up completely.

“Looks good so far, but I think some further testing is needed.” He pulls out some of his cock, then slams back into you. It makes all of you move, and you see stars as pleasure shoots up your spine.

P sets a fast pace, pumping himself in and out of you with speed, making your nerves sing in the best way possible.

You’re sweating in your shirt, one arm stuck above your head, the other gripping at the edge of the cabinet, holding on for dear life. P is still wearing his tank-top, jeans, and even his utility belt, and you can see the sweat starting to form

It really shouldn’t be as hot as it is, but you feel yourself getting closer and closer to cumming.

And then, with all the jostling P is causing, your wrist slips free from the pipes.

You yelp, because now, you’re a lot less stuck, but that also means P is moving you a hell of a lot more.

Quickly, you grab onto one of the pipes above your head, and push down against P.

Seconds later you tumble over the edge, shaking around P as you come, making him come to, spilling inside of you.

Catching your breath for a few seconds, he pulls out of you and shuffles backwards on his knees. You push yourself out of the cabinet, back on the floor and happy to be unstuck.

“See, I told you lube was a good idea.” You snort as he grins, eyebrows and mustache wiggling with satisfaction as you get up on slightly wobbly feet and he stays kneeling, cock now tucked back into his jeans.

“Yeah, yeah.” You wave at him as you bend over to pick up your pants and underwear, feeling his eyes on your ass. “Now I suggest we take a shower, we’re both gross.”

“Together?” You look over you shoulder as you walk towards the doorway.

“What do you think, Mr. Porn?” P grins, and is quick to get up and follow you towards the bathroom.

[buc-eebarnes]

go in as a green light

He clears his throat. “Hi. Um. The crew told me you hadn’t gone to the mess hall to eat yet. I was wondering, if, uh…” he waffles a bit putting his words together, and when he’s finally able to speak, it’s a rush of, “D’youwannagetdinner?”

pairing: captaineer

tags: first dates, second dates, the romance route egos appear but it's comical, post-iswm, hold on ending

rated T || 4275 words

“Ah,” you glance back to where you had crackers and a hastily wrapped block of cheese on your dining table laid out. You’d been feeling sluggish all day and hadn’t wanted to leave your room. “Real food would be amazing right now.” The corner of his lips quirks up, and it changes his sheepish expression. “There’s something really good in the kitchen tonight. Chef says it’s your favorite.”

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[echo-echo31]

Fics Masterlist

Ao3

SFW NSFW BOTH

FYI: NSFW doesn't necessarily mean sexy times!

⭐= my personal favourites

Actor 🌹

Out of Character Series (GN!Reader - Part Three + Four) ⭐

Pep Talk Drabble (GN! Reader)

My Lucifer is Lonley (GN!Reader - Vamp!Actor) Suggestive

Life is Ours To Choose (AFAB!Reader)

California Dreaming (GN!Reader)

Murdock 🔪

Daddy's Girl (AFAB!Reader) ⭐

Too Far Gone (AFAB!Reader) ⭐

Smoke and Mirrors (GN!Reader) ⭐

Call My Name (AFAB!Reader) @umbral-archives

Yancy 🎵

Baby (AFAB!Reader) ⭐

Kitten ⭐

Engineer 🚀

Sir (GN!Reader) ⭐

Captain Comforing Mark Drabble (GN!Reader)

To Be Good (GN!Reader) ⭐

Seduction, Captain? (GN!Reader) ⭐

Duty (AFAB!Captain)

Sleepy Blue Ocean (GN!Reader)

Night 🌙

The Final Ritual (AFAB!Reader) ⭐

Yandere Drabble (GN!Reader)

Reward Drabble (GN!Reader)

Punishment Drabble (GN!Reader)

Ambrosia (AFAB!Reader)

Illinos 🔥

Teasing Drabble (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Clever Girl (AFAB!Reader)

V Line (GN!Reader)

Obey (M!Reader)

Google 🖱️

The Colour of the Divine Series (GN!Reader - Part Two)

Shy Reader Drabble

The Chains AU Series (F!Reader) ⭐

Never Empty (AFAB!Reader) ⭐

Trained (F!Reader) ⭐

Relay Switch (AFAB!Reader)

Bing 🔶

Feelin' Good, Babe? (AFAB!Reader)

Noir 🔎

Dark 🖤

Use Your Words (M!Reader)

Missing You (GN!Reader) ⭐

Heist 💣

Car Sex Drabble (GN!Reader)

Unlocked (GN!Reader)

Lock and Key (AFAB!Reader) ⭐

HeeHoo 👣

Zoomies (GN!Reader)

Porniplier

SFW Series

Ego x Ego

Yancy x Illinois x Reader Drabble ⭐

Do As I Say (Not As I Do) - (llinois x Yancy x GN!Reader) ⭐

Ready (Murdock x Google x AFAB!Reader) ⭐

Songbird Series (Dark x Yancy) ⭐

Instruction (Google x Engie)

A Valentine Matinee (Illinois x Actor x M!Reader)

Other

Medical Kink Dr Iplier Drabble

Damien x Y/N at a Wedding Drabble

Inexplicable (Eldrich god egos x GN!Reader)

Infrared (Gunter x GN!Reader)

Crossovers

The Invincibility of Time (Doctor Who x ISWM)

[mothgodofchaos]

Requests

Please pay attention to what letters are next to the egos! I will not write for them outside of the set categories. They’re also subject to change! I leave that to my own discretion. 

These are open for drabbles, fics, or headcanons! 

These work for Ego x Reader, Multi!Ego x Reader, Ego x Ego, or just Ego.

H - Horror | A - Angst | R - Romantic | P - Platonic | * - Headcanons

Markiplier Egos:

Dark (HARP) #midnight mint*

Wilford (HARP) #colonel mustache*

Actor (HARP) #dramatic diva*

Host/Author (HARP) #ink machine #smack bat*

Google (ARP) #titan tin can*

Bing (ARP) #bingo bongus*

Yancy (ARP) #strong songbird*

Illinois (ARP) #pantry dweller*

Murdoch (HAR) #stabbington*

Night (HAR) #glowstick god*

Noir (HARP) #mc monologue*

Engineer (HARP) #head himbo*

Damien (HARP) #meek mayor*

Date!Mark (AR) #date mate*

Heist!Mark (HARP) #heist hunk*

HeeHoo (HARP) #heehoo weewoo*

Eric Derekson (ARP) #starshine son*

Necromancer (HAP) #necrobastard*

Bim Trimmer (HP) #contestant cannibal*

Septic Egos:

Antisepticeye (HAR) #electric limeade*

Jackieboy Man (HARP) #comic escapee*

Marvin (HARP) #nyan magician*

JJ (HARP) #silent cinnamonroll*

Chase (HARP) #sad dad*

Schneeplestein (HAP) #schneeple steeple*

Robbie (HAP) #undead child*

Inserts:

District Attorney #shattered law*

Heist Partner #sneaky splitter*

Captain #wormhole jumper*

Will Not Write:

Blank #clean slate

Captain Magnum #colossal captain*

King of the Squirrels #nutty monarch*

Jim #news scuttler*

Stan the Water Man #water rad dad

Bomb Defuser!Mark (Doom Rogers) #explosive electrician

Unus & Annus #memento mori*

Dr. Iplier #medic moron*

Celine #ma’am medium

Celci #ice queen

Burt #reverse wrench

Gunther #guns and guns

Detective Abe #abernathy poptarts

Dave Torres (Edge of Sleep) #unwilling insomniac

Iron Lung! Mark #doomed detainee

Shawn Flynn (BaTIM) #fedora floorboards*

Marcus Brickley (Poppy Playtime) #toy tattler*

Pornipliers #homebrew horndogs

Resident Enis! Mark #horror huntsman

Silver Shepherd #sheepman cloak

YouTubers (OOC):

Mark #markus plier

Sean #coffee king

Ethan #soft skriddle

Wade #blame minion

Bob #bobbert my skerms

Danny #unicorn wizard

Arin #video game boy

Brian #get wecht

Gabs #giggly goobers

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Okay- Can I request a fic with the Pizza Guy porniplier (Don’t worry) Where a ‘really’ confused fem reader finds him at her door. He starts doing his whole “flirty thing” and the reader, after a while, gives up on the logic, and just goes- “Look, man. Do you wanna come in? I just made a pot of tea.” Then they spend the rest of the night talking on the couch. 😌 ‘maybe’ pizza dude gets to cuddle with the reader a lil bit, later, when they decide to put on a movie. - Some people are calling the pizza dude “Ryder” ? - (Hopefully this all makes sense!) ^

This was partially inspired by your comic of the Life Guard, opening up to the captain he tried to flirt with, about his insecurities regarding the water hgdfx 👍🏻

Oh nice I’m glad you were inspired! And I’ve seen the name Ryder circulating and I like it so imma use that here

Now get in losers we’re dispersing the sexual tension these Pornipliers radiate by letting them open up emotionally <3

............

"Did someone order a large pizza? Extra...pepperoni?"

Puzzled, you looked at the delivery guy standing outside your apartment door. You don’t recall ever ordering a pizza--not to mention you lived here alone--so you weren’t really sure what to do. 

He put his hands on his hips, the box itself somehow...staying in-place as he gazed up at you with a small smirk, awaiting your response.

‘How is he doing that? It is magic or.......oh....’ You’re a bit ashamed as your mind goes straight to the gutter, especially after you were caught-off guard when he didn’t mention anything about sausages.

You’ve never met this man before in your life so you weren’t sure why he was being so flirtatious and horny towards a total stranger.

‘Unless he works at some pizza shop for adults...never heard of that before, though.’ You mused.

Still, he was quite a handsome guy, as you noticed a few barely-visible outlines of his muscles through the turquoise polo shirt under his jacket. On a pin you could see his name was “Ryder”.

But as charming as he appeared, he also seemed exhausted. The nearest pizza place wasn’t for miles. God only knows how far he had to travel to get here.

Usually this was the part where normal people would either say “sorry, wrong house” or call him a creep and slam the door. But you’d feel guilty for doing either.

So you decided to be nice for a change.

"I didn't, but why don’t you come inside for a bit? I just made some tea and I can't drink all of it by myself."

Convinced that you're just subtly flirting back, Ryder chuckled deeply. "Oh, I bet it's steaming hot~ I can take that as a tip....unless you got other things in mind-"

"Just my hospitality, dude. I mean..you look tired as hell and I'd hate to see you drive all the way back to the shop." That was more blunt than you'd like to admit, yet to the point so he knew your intentions.

He blinked. "So you don’t have any..."special requests"? Wink-wonk?"

"No.”

"...thank god. Seriously, thanks." He suddenly dropped the whole act, taking the pizza box off as he sighed. "Before you ask...no, i-it’s not my dick. I use a belt to hold this up. That's my secret. I swear I’m not that disgusting.”

“Oh, uh..okay.” You muttered, deciding not to question it as you invited him inside. He put the pizza on the coffee table and sat on the couch awkwardly while you got the tea and turned off the stove, pouring some for him, too. "I don’t know if you have any preferences for tea.”

“Anything beats their watered-down soda. Don’t tell my boss but it’s bad.” He grumbled as he took off his hat, running a hand through his greasy hair. 

Soon you joined him on the couch, yet he seemed rather shy now.

"Look, I...didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I'm just trying to earn better tips. My rent just went up and the only place that would hire me was this shitty ass pizza joint. I got laid off from another one that paid so much better ‘cause they’re using robots to deliver now.”

You weren’t expecting to hear his life story, considering all you did was invite him into your home. But you just nodded in understanding as you handed him a mug. “Sorry to hear that, technology sucks sometimes. And don’t worry. I wasn’t uncomfortable. Just...a little confused. Does this place know you’re flirting with customers?”

Ryder shrugged. “They said I can do whatever I want if I needed tips that badly, so I figured I could offer my own...."services" on the side."

"And....how has that been going for you?"

"..I hate it. I mean, surprisingly it’s kept me steady but...it just doesn’t make me happy, y’know?” The more he rambled on, the more tense he became. “Now it seems like people only like me for my body. I’m horrible at flirting and talking and..just..I-I don’t know what to do anymore...”

Again he sighed, before looking at you with tired brown eyes. “Sorry. I shouldn’t be dumping all of this on a pretty lady without even knowing her name yet..”

“It’s [y/n].” You smiled, a bit flattered at the compliment.

For a while you two talked and shared the pizza together--which did contain extra pepperoni, indeed--and he was slowly starting to get to know you better. To distract him from his shitty job you told him some things about yourself. 

Hours passed without either of you realizing it, but that was fine. He was in no rush to get back to work.

At some point you decided to put in a movie. He wasn’t too picky, so you just chose one of your favorites and got settled as it began. But in doing so you were awfully close to him, practically cuddling against him without realizing it, and you heard him huff.

“I knew it..”

“What’s wrong?” You sat up, confused.

“Nothing, I mean..did you actually want to take this further?” He questioned, looking a bit hurt for some reason, hugging himself in a self-conscious manner. “You could’ve just said that instead of leading me on.”

“..I’m lost. I don’t really understand what-”

“This is how it started with the last customer. We ended up just...making out during a movie the whole damn time. I really thought you were different, [y/n]. You’re the only one who’s treated me like a person.” His tone wavered with slowly rising anger. “But if you were just trying to get in my goddamn pants this whole time-”

“Woah, wait..wait.” Frantically you paused the movie and looked at him. “I thought I made it clear I didn’t wanna do anything unless you were comfortable with it. What made you think I was “leading” you on?”

His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “You were just...next to me, acting all cuddly and stuff. I mean I liked it but..usually that leads to something more intimate, doesn’t it? Is that not what you wanted?”

"Oh no, honey...” The affectionate word just spilled out, but you kept talking anyways, not wanting him to get the wrong idea. He was looking like a sad puppy right now, feeling like you betrayed his trust. “I wouldn’t invite you here just to use your body. Cuddling doesn’t always have to lead to anything else if you don’t want it to.”

“...it doesn’t?”

“No. It can be platonic.”

“..I see. I-I had no idea. I’m sorry.” Ryder felt extremely embarrassed for assuming you had other intentions--that you were only letting him open up emotionally just so you can get in his pants easier. The guilt was ever-present on his face still.

“It’s alright. Can I just admit something, though?”

Although a bit confused, he nodded.

“You look like you give great...”

He held his breath as you paused.

“..hugs.”

Then he exhaled in relief, which made you chuckle. He couldn’t help but return the smile, enamored by your laughter. 

Seeing that the plan worked, your eyes lit up. “Hah! I got you to smile again~” You snickered, before putting your arms out. “But in all seriousness, you probably need the cuddles more, so you can lean on me instead if you wanna. No pressure.”

While hesitant at first, he eventually agreed to cuddle with you, smiling lightly as you held him. He put his head on your shoulder, closing his eyes as you played with his hair a bit and watched the rest of the movie, both of you content as can be.

This felt undeniably good. No rough touches or pressure to do anything to please you.

Finally, he could be himself.

[westanthewaterman]

Hello!

I’m Westan, but you can call me West if you want!

This is my side blog where I write mainly for the Markiplier Cinematic Universe. I follow and interact from inspacewithchica

!!! I BLOCK MINORS !!!

ATTENTION: Please, please don’t send me any asks or tag me in anything bug related. I also encourage people to tag for bugs/insects/spiders. Thank you!

Latest Fic: Lurking in the Shadows - Murdock x GN!Reader

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On a semi writing hiatus!

Requests

Fics: CLOSED Drabbles: CLOSED Headcanons: CLOSED

Please read under the cut before sending me a request! :)

Request Guidelines 

These aren’t required but it will help me make sure I’m filling your request to the best of my ability!

Please specify:

SFW or NSFW

Drabble, Headcanon, or Fic 

Reader pronouns/AGAB

Romantic, Platonic, etc

Any prompts you would like (please send the actual prompt sentence, not just the number thank you!)

Characters I will write for:

*=sfw only

#=drabbles, and headcanons only

Annus #

Aurthur (aka Author)

Bing

Captain Magnum *#

Damien

Dark

Dr. Iplier

Engineer!Mark

Eric Derekson

God of Night

Google

Heehoo #

Illinois James

Marcus (aka Actor!Mark)

Murdock (aka Murderplier)

Noir!Mark

Stan the Water Man *#

The Host

The Jims #

Porniplier #

Wilford Warfstache

William J Barnum #

Yancy

Things I will write:

SFW or NSFW

F/M/GN/AFAB/AMAB Reader

Ego x reader x Ego

Ego x Ego 

(this one is up to my discretion, I’m more comfortable with some ships than others)

Things I won’t write:

Please don’t send asks about these topics, unless you are asking about my boundaries regarding them, thanks!

Pregnancy 

(breeding kink is fine)

Oral sex

CNC/Non-con

Rape

Incest

Pedophilia/Underage

Watersports/Scat

Foot fetish

Master/Slave

Hard pet play

(eating from a bowl, being in a cage)

Boot worship

Sir kink

Abuse

Hard impact play 

(canes, paddles, floggers, etc, riding crop is okay)

Self-harm/Suicide

Menstruation/Periods/Abortion 

Character Tags:

Annus/Mori - Sandman

Antisepticeye - Glitch Bitch

Author - Narration Nightmare

Bing - Bot Boi

Bim - Hungry Host

Captain/District Attorney - The Watcher

Captain Magnum - Tag Coming Soon

Damien - Mayor Man

Dark - 3D Fucker

Detective Abe - Detective Dork

Dr. Iplier - Doctor Doctor

Engineer!Mark - Engineer Egghead

Eric Derekson - Anxious Angel

God of Night - Divorced Deity

Google - Goog

Heehoo - Cave Cryptid

Heist!Mark - Thicc Thief

Illinois James - Indiana Jones Knockoff

Jameson Jackson - Dapper Gentleman

Jim Twins - Slim Jims

Marcus (aka Actor!Mark) - Drama King

Murdock (aka Murderplier) - Smooth Criminal

Noir!Mark - Detective Dreamy

Stan the Water Man - Tag Coming Soon

The Host - Radio Host

Porniplier - Pizza Prick

Wilford Warfstache - Pink Maniac

William J Barnum - Colonel Mustard

Yancy - Jailbird

General Tags:

West Whispers - talky stuff, asks, not writing

West Writes - all my writing

West is at Work - if I’m tagging things with this, that means I am at work, send me things to help my shift go by faster

Friends - mutuals and askbox friends

Horny Gang - anything involving the Horny Gang (Echo, W, + Nines)

Guilty Pleasure Hours - it’s late and I don’t want to go to bed so send me your guilty pleasures

SFW - read these in a public place

NSFT - read these in a public place if ur freaky

Events:

Milestone Celebration Masterlist

Kinktober Masterlist 2022

[echo-echo31]

So today is the last of the Porniplier SFW series. Also I finally have time to write for my schedule, which means...

SFW Prompts Are Now Open

SFW ONLY

Choose a ego x reader (with gender), ego x ego or one of my OCs combination. Maximum of three characters per request please!

Choose a short prompt/scenario. You can search prompt lists on Tumblr if you're stuck, but give me the link so I can credit

Let me know if there's anything you DONT WANT (e.g. triggers)

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Rougarou reader, back again! >:}c Gonna slide this on in, before reqs close~ Could you possibly do the Rougarou reader meeting a few Markiplier egos of your choice? ✨Plot twist I’m in both fandoms✨ ⚜️

Oh sweet same!!!! Markiplier got me into FNAF, and vice versa 

.......

Jim

“Werewolves exist among us????”

When you saw this guy run up to you with a microphone (and a similarly-dressed guy with a camcorder), you were confused, immediately shifting back to a human before you can be recorded.

“Hey, don’t you know it’s rude to record people without their permission? And us “werewolves” are called rougarou. Next time don’t assume.” You huff, calling them both “idiots” in your native tongue before walking away.

It always irks you when people think you’re just a typical American werewolf.

Yet Jim circles back in front of you in a sort of crouch-walk, asking you a dozen questions with no intentions of leaving you alone.

You’re annoyed (especially as he continuously mispronounces rougarou) and switch forms just to scare the pair off.

But the reporter only inches closer to you out of fascination, and you realize he’s desperate for this interview.

So you sigh and answer his questions, seeing no way out of this. 

Porniplier

Mark--as his lumberjack persona--was just chopping down stuff in the swamp when he hears a growl.

Then he sees you, a rougarou, emerge and demand him to get out of your territory.

Yet he’s rather turned on smitten by your presence, seeing your tall stature, snarl, and bristled fur. He doesn’t run but instead..flirts with you and winks???

You could rip him apart rn and he’d give no fucks.

But honestly you’d be lying if you told him you didn’t appreciate the compliments. Those were rare to come by.

You’re no longer angry and just..confused. Though you stay with him until he safely leaves the woods, helping him with the logs he chopped.

You didn’t reveal your human form out of fear of being killed (that axe made you feel hella uneasy).

Next time you meet him he reveals to be a “shapeshifter” of sorts, too, and becomes this handsome werewolf dude.

Your flustered reaction makes him grin so much.

King (of the Squirrels)

Is immediately terrified of you.

You eat his subjects for breakfast, lunch, and dinner..why shouldn’t he be?

Yet one day he’s out in the woods, studying your movement patterns so he can predict when it’s safe to gather acorns for the squirrels.

But he sees you turning back into a human and..helping an injured one?

You seemed like a benevolent werewolf, or at least in human form.

Then you call out to him, seeing the pink tail hiding in the bushes. “Does she belong to you?”

“Y-Yes.” King stammers, still too scared to come out from hiding.

So you go over to him and smile, offering your hand so he knows you mean no harm.

He takes it hesitantly, and as he finally emerges you see this guy is dressed like royalty (aside from all the twigs, leaves, and dirt covering his clothes).

Then you just set the squirrel on his shoulder. “There you go, m’lord.”

He’s still jumpy but a lot calmer than he was before.

Illinois

He definitely simps for monsters.

But he thinks it’s harsh to call you that.

So the moment he meets you, he just calls you a “pretty/handsome fluffy thing” (even though your fur is damp, matted, and smelly from swamp water and you feel like the most unattractive beast out there).

If you shift back to a human? Oof. 

He’s taken aback at first, before remarking that he was shocked because of how dashing you look.

“Oh btw I think I may be lost and you seem to know your way around these parts so...could I get some help?”

The switch-up is surprising. You still haven’t recovered from his flirty remarks.

Still, you couldn’t say no and decide to accompany him.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

AirLock Anon:

*Laughing Evilly*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

👉👈🥺 More Owl Avian HC’s but with Ezekiel, Porniplire Brothers, and Host because 4 MORE DAYS OF SCHOOLING!!!!

if you can, can you add the fact that Y/n basically has a phobia of silence? because i listen to music 24/7 because i hate the ringing in my ears when its quiet. but also hate when its super loud

Ezekiel (Necromancer Mark)

“A giant harpy?? Hell yeah wanna be my scouting minion??”

He thinks you’d be helpful for scouting out trespassers around the base of Mt. Nasty (what a weird name lol)

He has a vulture for a pet but she just stands on her perch and looks pretty, too old to fly anymore.

Besides he’s lowkey lonely and wants to talk to someone who isn’t a villager who screams in terror at the sight of him.

But you don’t mind doing his bidding (which is just you flying around in a circle once and telling him nothing’s there, even if you did see someone or got bored and went to hunt instead). He rewards you with a rat he found for you to snack on just for doing it.

You kinda like living in the cave because all the noises calm you down.

The dripping water from the stalactites, squeaking bats...

And yes, even Ezekiel’s occasional evil laughter. 

Ryder + Pornipliers (I’m too lazy to think of names for the others)

All of them say the corniest shit, trying to up their flirt game.

“How’s the weather up there?” Lumberjack says

“That blood on your face is kinda hot ngl but pls clean it before you get an eye infection” The Doc begs.

“If you need noise ik how to make some~” Lifeguard winks.

You could literally puff your feathers out and stand at 9 feet tall to look intimidating as hell..

And yet every single one of these himbos would still be down bad for you.

Date is the only one who’s like “guys pls they could rip you apart-”

Ryder’s like “honestly I’d thank them lmao”.

Simps. All of them.

Host

You love cozying up in his library and listening to his podcasts or narrations while rummaging through books on avians (or whatever subject interests you most).

It’s good that Host tends to talk all the time bc you can’t stand the silence.

So obviously you like being around him most.

Sometimes he wants to pet your fluffy wings for grounding/comfort reasons.

You don’t mind getting prey blood on your feathers but don’t wanna get human blood on them.

First time you saw Host bleeding you were worried that you accidentally scratched him with your talons.

Though he reassures you it’s just stress.

“Oh okay good.......wait that’s bad what’s been troubling you?”

[weirdlyhornyforegos]

Fic masterlist

MINORS DNI!!!!!

All my stuff in gender neutral, unless explicitly stated otherwise! All Markip**er egos. Updated: 27/02-2024

^^ = Lime

*** = Lemon

Strike through means I do not recommend reading that fic, but it’s still there

Characters: Actor, Darkiplier, Damien, Engineer, E-plier, Eric Derekson, Googleplier, Heehoo, The Host, Illinois, Murdock (Murderplier/Killer Mark) Porniplier, Wilford Warfstache, Yancy, Yandere. (And some extra Antisepticeye)

Normal fic count: 77

Kinktober 2022/23, fic count: 23

All my fics

Actor

Prompt: “Look at you, I’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking.”/“Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don’t we see how many times I can make you cum right now.” ***

Prompt: Reader topping Actor and (consensually) wrecking his shit/Reader speaking French and turning an ego on ***

Prompt: Reader flirting with Google and Actor getting jealous and possessive ***

Fic: Damien x reader x Actor where Damien is in the middle for once ***

Prompt: Vampire reader with Actor, Darkiplier, & Wilford ***

Darkiplier

Prompt: “Darling, your heart is too pure for me.” ^^

Prompt: “I don’t care if you think you look like godzilla when you wake up, you’re my beautiful godzilla.” ^^

Prompt: “Maybe I should get you a collar so you don’t forget who you belong to.” ***

Prompt: “You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat.”/“You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.”/“You look good all soaking wet.” /“Are you sure that’s what you want? I could really hurt you.” ***

Prompt: “Did I say you could stop?” ***

Prompt: “You take my fingers so well don’t you?”/“Look at you, I’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking.”/“Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?”/“Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic.” ***

Prompt: “You don’t have to be gentle with me, I don’t break easily.”/“Pull my hair!” ***

Prompt: Voyeurism kink/“I want you to watch me, first. Then you can have me.“ *** (AFAB reader)

Prompt: Winged reader that melts into subspace when their wings are touched ***

Prompt: Dark and Anti tries to get with you, but are always interrupted by the other, ends with a fight and an angry three way ***

Prompt: Dark with a naturally submissive s/o that has a praise kink to end all praise kinks, and he starts praising them in public ***

Prompt: “If you keep making those sounds I’m not going to be able to stop myself.”/“I love the sounds you make when you come undone.”/“Say my name over and over again and, once you think you’ve said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who’s making you feel good.” ***

Prompt: “You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up.”/ “Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?”/“Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.” ***

Fic: Darkiplier in a white suit and a fuck machine ***

Prompt: Darkiplier in lingerie ***

Prompt: “Can you stop sending me nudes, I’m at work.” “That excuse never stopped you when I was working.” “Can you blame me? I bought lace undies, what was I supposed to do?” ^^

Prompt: Dark consensually influencing readers thoughts and actions with the lines “Be a god pet and do what I tell you” & “Open your mouth.” ***

Prompt: You get a little possessive over Dark and Anti and have to mark them ***

Prompt: Dark possessively fucking Reader dumb & calling reader darling ***

Prompt: Dark with vampire reader ***

Prompt: Vampire reader with Actor, Darkiplier, & Wilford ***

Fic: Birthday drabble with reader in a bow ^^

Prompt: Dark going down on afab reader *** (afab reader)

Fic: Dark and tentacles. That’s it. ***

Fic: This time reader is the one with tentacles **

Fic: Dark and Murdock shares you (afab reader) ***

Fic: Dark is asleep and you should let him, but you can’t help yourself *** (amab reader)

Damien

Fic: Damien x reader x Actor where Damien is in the middle for once ***

Prompt: Giving Damien a handjob ***

Engineer

Fic: The Captain fucks Engineer against a wall *** (amab reader)

Prompt: “Stop talking and take off your clothes.” “Why would you say that! I tried so hard to make you happy and now you’re- Your hands are distracting me.” ***

E-plier

Fic: You’re his boyfriend and walk in on a livestream, which leaves him distracted and horny *** (male reader)

Eric Derekson

Prompt: “Don’t hesitate, just kiss me.” ^^

Prompt: “Are you wearing my shirt?”/“Tell me what you like.”/“Did you dress up just for me?” ***

Prompt: Eric and a transwoman reader in an established relationship, reader offers him a blowjob for the first time (trans female reader) ***

Prompt: Eric fucking transwoman readers tits with “If you keep making those sounds I’m not going to be able to stop myself.”/“You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?”/“Call me selfish, but I don’t ever want anyone else to touch you.” *** (Trans female reader)

Prompt: “You have no idea what you do to me“ ^^

Prompt: Eric and dirty talk *** (Male reader)

Googleplier

Prompt: Google squad showing reader how much better they are at pleasing them than any other weak human ***

Prompt: Google and dry humping *** amab reader

Prompt: “I can’t wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin” + possessive Google *** (male reader)

Heehoo

Prompt: Consensual hunter/prey kink with Heehoo ***

Prompt: Reader accidentally stumbling onto Heehoo while camping ***

The Host

Prompt: “Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.” ^^

Prompt: Male Reader topping Host *** (Male reader)

Prompt: “I only want to please you.”/“Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don’t we see how many times I can make you cum right now.”/“You know, you look real pretty when you cry.”/“Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.” ***

Illinois

Drabble: Illinois and someone with fangs ***

Fic: One tent instead of one bed ***

Prompt: Illinois and reader with an aphrodisiac ***

Fic: Illinois wanders into naga reader’s cave looking for treasure (male reader) ***

Fic: Illinois and almost skinny dipping ***

Murdock (Murderiplier/Killer Mark)

Fic: Dark and Murdock shares you (afab reader) ***

Fic: Waking up with curled around Murdock’s back  (amab reader) ***

Fic: Murdock having some fun with Yancy when you come home (amab reader) ***

Porniplier(s)

Prompt: Plumber porniplier “inspects” readers “pipes ***

Wilford Warfstache

Prompt: “I think we need to talk about the fact that I’m in love with you and also that I’m pregnant.” ^^ (Female reader)

Prompt: “I’m gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you’re spreading your legs for me.” ***

Prompt: “Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you.”/“Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?”/“It’s okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs.” *** (Female reader)

Fic: Wilford giving reader’s wings a massage *** (Male reader)

Fic: Dark walks in on Wilford and winged reader *** (Male reader)

Prompt: Reader is a little chubby and kinda insecure, Wilford is sweet and appreciative *** (Female reader)

Fic: Somnophilia with Wilford ***

Prompt: Wilford with bratty reader that gets slaps as punishment ***

Prompt: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” / “ Okay.. This is new. ” / “ What a pretty sight. ” / “ Good girl. ” *** (Female reader)

Prompt: Just some desperate sex with Wilford ***

Prompt: Vampire reader with Actor, Darkiplier, & Wilford ***

Prompt: Wilford offering Captain some stress relief ***

Yancy

Fic: Visitation day ;) ***

Prompt: “Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?”/“Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you.” ***  (Uses the nickname princess, but gender neutral :) )

Prompt: “Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?”/“These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.” *** (Female reader)

Prompts: “Why do you keep looking at me?” “Oh, you only just caught on? Why do you think I can’t keep my eyes off of you?” / shut up and kiss me already with Yancy / I’ve wanted this for so long with Yancy ^^

Prompts: Stolen handcuffs + “ Okay.. This is new. ” / “I read your diary“ ***

Fic: Yancy gets a new tattoo *** amab reader

Fic: Petplay with puppy Yancy and dom reader *** amab reader

Prompt: Submissive and a little touch starved Yancy ***

Yandereplier

Prompt: Reader being tired of being a bottom with “Touch yourself for me.”/“Did you touch yourself while I was gone?” ***