#portal rick

[shrimperini]

wheatley has a rough day

[internetskiff]

[giiadas-art]

Happy Anniversary Portal 2!🍋🍰

This game is addicting, it deserves a drawing for being a great game

[inkzectz]

Yeah this is corny idgaf

[honorrry]

I honestly feel so homophobic rn 🙄🙄🙄

A little facts about adventure for you

He doesn't know how to smile

And for the end, small factley, because I think they're actually cute.

Polyamory? Maybe)

[poopystain]

aggie is fun to use kind of i guess

[sillyjesterart]

[aerkris]

[cappycapital]

I've been pondering how I would draw all the cores as humans (the corrupted ones) And I wanna kinda play with the fact they are corrupt into their designs, then I had a brainwave

Very poor illustrations but What if they all had attributes that cover their face and mask them? Space core has a space helmet, Rick has a hat casting a shadow over his eyes, and fact has glasses always shined over!

[shrimperini]

huge fan of the idea that chell genuinely enjoys rick’s company and finds him hilarious actually

[circusrat13]

lame portal-ified disney song by me

*to the tune of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast*

"Miss Caroline!"

CAROLINE

Scientists' town, Artificial village Ev'ry day New explosions there Underground Full of crazy people Waking up to say:

SCIENTISTS

Oh god! Oh no! Emergency! Hold on!

CAROLINE

Here's Mr. Wheatley with reports, like always I guess, some test-subjects just died Making science, bending time Since the day we dug that mine In the state of Michigan

WHEATLEY

Good Morning, Miss Caroline!

CAROLINE

Good morning, Wheatley.

WHEATLEY

Where are you off to?

CAROLINE

The turret production-line. Mr. Johnson wanted me to count How many bullets per bullet it takes to…

WHEATLEY

Y-Yeah, that's great. Jerry! Down the lift shaft! Hurry up, mate!

MALE SCIENTISTS

Look there she goes Miss Caroline, she's gorgeous Smart and collected, can't you tell?

LADY SCIENTISTS

But she's just some poor assistant!

RICK/ADVENTURE CORE

But her body's like a pistol

SCIENTISTS

She's a heart and soul of Aperture for sure!

MALE SCIENTIST 1

Hello!

LADY SCIENTIST 1

Good day!

MALE SCIENTIST 1

How's hard-light bridges?

LADY SCIENTIST 2

Hello!

MALE SCIENTIST 2

Good day!

LADY SCIENTIST 2

Where's Mantis Men?

MALE SCIENTIST 3

We need more cubes!

LADY SCIENTIST 3

They're in the storage

CAROLINE

We're forwarding the cause of science with our lives!

CAVE JOHNSON

Ah, Caroline!

CAROLINE

Good morning, Mr. Johnson, sir! I was just about to go the bullet expertise…

CAVE JOHNSON

Good, and what's about compensation vouchers? Are they ready?

CAROLINE

Yes, they're on your desk!

CAVE JOHNSON

Give them to the reception.

CAROLINE

Right! Of course!

CAVE JOHNSON

And tell the lab boys we need gel pipes In spheres from 12 to 20 up and running by Tuesday

CAROLINE

Will be done, sir! Is there something else I can do for you?

CAVE JOHNSON

Keep doing what you're doing. Oh, and remind the repair wing guy that we still have that leak in the west hall.

CAROLINE

Yes, sir.

CAVE JOHNSON

Thank you, Caroline. You're a gem.

CAROLINE

Oh, Mr. Johnson.

SCIENTISTS

Look there she goes, the essence of our science! (So close to Mr. Johnson, too) With her long thick brown hair And red scarf around her neck What a puzzle this Miss Caroline must be!

CAROLINE

Oh, isn't this a triumph? All the points of data ready to compute Here's in Aperture Science We can laugh at physics and just hope We won't get sued!

VIRGIL/MAINTENANCE CORE

Now it's no wonder that we kicked Black Mesa Our methods got no parallel

CRAIG/FACT CORE

But we signed their trading pact Borealis is a fact!

KEVIN/SPACE CORE

And my daddy gotta take it into space!

SCIENTISTS

We are the best researching team! We're making portals and we'll win this race!

GREG

Wow! It seems your pep talk got them all inspired, Mr. Johnson! You're the greatest boss in the whole world!

CAVE JOHNSON

I know.

GREG

But there are still some problems with the GLaDOS project. We don't have a required intellect substance.

CAVE JOHNSON

It's true, Greg. But I've got my sights set on one particular assistant.

GREG

You mean Miss Caroline?!

CAVE JOHNSON

She's the one. The only woman whom I can trust to run the facility the way I used to.

GREG

But she's -

CAVE JOHNSON

The most loyal assistant I had.

GREG

I know, but -

CAVE JOHNSON

That makes her the best. And don't Aperture Science deserve the best?

GREG

Of course it does!

CAVE JOHNSON

Right from the moment when I met her, saw her I said she is the one we need! She's the energy, no resting And has passion for the testing So I'm making plans to put her in the charge!

LADY SCIENTISTS

Look there He goes Isn't he handsome? Oh, Mister Johnson He's the best! My circuits blow I'm hardly breathing He's such a tall, clever and charming man!

[some banter that I cut out, because i had no inspo]

CAROLINE

We're forwarding the cause of science with our souls!

CAVE JOHNSON

Just watch, She's going to outlive you all!

SCIENTISTS

He chose Miss Caroline to be his heir It's such an honor, to be fair!

LADY SCIENTISTS

But what if she doesn't want it?

MALE SCIENTISTS

Then we make her, like he ordered!

SCIENTISTS

'Cause she really is our only hope She'll live forever like a God She'll rule facility for long Miss Caroline!

[the-robot-bracket]

Rick propaganda

Hatsune Miku propaganda

[inkzectz]

Gay dudes and their moral support lesbian

[violetstar-arts]

Decided to draw the portal cores (+ Doug) as Pokemon gym leaders! (Yes this is based off the portal drawtober prompt I posted not too long ago)

THE CONTEXT

Fun facts about each gym leader under the “read more”:

Candice likes to ask a lot of questions. She is also easily distracted. Prepare to potentially repeat your answers multiple times when speaking with her.

Rick is one of her favorite people, since he is more than happy to repeat his tall tales of adventures he’s been on.

Colette doesn’t speak much. She will usually respond with grunts. She is tiny and full of rage.

Morgana doesn’t speak much either, but she’s much sweeter. She will happily lend an ear if you need to let things off your chest.

Morgana is a genuine psychic with very weak telekinesis. The most she can lift is Pokemon and people on the lighter side. She will never intrude on someone’s mind unless they consent.

She did read Glados’s mind once. Never again.

Ingrid has a cold personality, which is fitting when you consider the types of pokemon she uses. Despite this, she has a deep love for sweets and baking. She and Candice tend to bond over this.

Craig and Ingrid are twins. Wheatley is their cousin.

Craig is slightly less aloof than Ingrid, though not by much.

As kids, Craig and Rick were rivals. Now they’re coworkers. They don’t get along too well, but will work together when the situation calls for it.

Rick loves the ladies. Whether or not the ladies love him back is up for debate.

Rick actually does treasure his friendship with Candice. She is one of the few people he’s completely honest with. Her, as well as another guy with pink eyes…

Rick likes to mess with Wheatley. He thinks it’s funny. The feeling is not mutual.

Doug has worked at Aperture the longest. The rest of his coworkers tend to look up to him because of that, which can make him nervous.

As for being a gym leader, Doug became one at the same time as the others.

Doug is one the very few Glados confides in.

Neil loves space. Neil wants to go to space. Neil will not stop talking about space. Space. Spaaaaaace

Neil’s parents gave him the astronaut suit. He stitched on all of the stars himself. He almost never takes it off. Only for the big boss lady will he take it off. She’s scary.

[honorrry]

@ugly-sweatersss designs ( Fact & Rick )

[phantom-rats]

Another portal wallpaper! I love these two and I wanna to see them every time I turn on my phone :)

[Image ID: A phone background that is split diagonally, the left side has a light blue background and the right side has a light green background. On the bottom left is a drawing of Wheatley from Portal 2, looking happy. On the upper right is a drawing of Rick from Portal 2, looking flirtatious. END ID]