#posters are of my own ocs and me i'm the dog :]

[coyotemaximum]

1000% ironic, right guys. right. (original image below cut)

[mimic-scout-scooter]

"I'm not an angry dog. I'm a freaking human being!"

Beginning transcription. date The second of November, nineteen seventy one. Interviewed: Mimic creature/ "Scooter" Interviewer: RED Medic. Mr Fritz Ludwig, Field Medic those present: Mikhail for protection and holding the recording device. Transcription note: all nonverbal actions will be italicized. When the mimic speaks in the voice of the mercenary it is trying to impersonate, a man by the name of Jeremy Shultz, words will be written in purple. Intentions of interview 1. Find out what subject is 2. Why it keeps coming back 3. What does it want. A roleplay and ask blog for a team fortress 2 OC

Fritz: You like that boy? Quite the appetite it has The mimic is heard snarling when Mr. Ludwig presumably attempts to take away a tray, audio is fuzzy. Fritz: Aha! fine you can keep it, add food aggressive to the file Misha- Bad mimic! can you please stop gorging yourself and answer my questions? Mimic: chucklenuts. no problem. Fritz: Do you know what you are? Mimic: I'm a force of nature Fritz: No, it doesn't know what it is- its repeating what Jeremy says, next question! Subject you were taken out to a dirt road and discarded of. do you have any memory of this? Mimic: Yeah sure Doc Fritz: why did you come back when you knew you were not wanted? Mimic: Mumbles. Fritz: Is this because Pyro gave you a name? Mimic: Yeah, sure Doc Fritz: So you have an attachment here, what do you want here? The mimic was quiet for some time, looking like it was deeply pondering what to say, the silence stopped after aproximately 12.4 seconds Mimic: safety. I ran here... is that not enough? Fritz: so it does have its own voice, does it have a name? Mimic: Stop treating me like an angry dog! i'm a freaking- human being! Fritz: does it? Mimic: Scooter Fritz: people are looking for you, did you actually kill that family? Subject proceeded to scream and throw food tray at the ground Fritz: very well then, Misha help me chain it back up the subject tried to flee the medical lab towards the sleeping quarters but was contained and secured. It will be monitored for any sign of higher intelligence. observation note: Testing for higher intelligence was successful. We aren't giving it back to where it came from we're not monsters. Subject was found to have a tattoo stating "property of MannCo" above its pectoral on the right side. I have an idea of its origins, further testing is required.

Who can interact?

anyone! doesn't matter to me if our lore is conflictive

Rules -No nsfw asks unless you are over 18 years old. Mod is 18. Mod info: Hi im Eddi, i am 18 and this is my first ask/rp blog ever. inspo came from a copypasta a person in discord was that was super cool and gave off analog horror vibes @horrorscoutblog you will always be famous. anyways i made a wanted poster referencing it and yeah ^^. I work 2 jobs so im not always on top of things but this is my hobby and i hope to find people who like this

[sodaslittleplace]

I found this cute video on YouTube about a dessert OC based on yourself. So, I really wanted to make one and post it here. The link to the by will be included. If you want to do design your own dessert OC, I would love to see it! Reblog with your OC, if you draw one!

My dessert OC uses he and they pronouns, not sure on their age, and their name would be Berry. He would have a sweet personality for sure.

Pink hair for strawberry chocolate, strawberry accessories since I'm an only child, pancake coloured clothes since I have brownish eyes, holding a lollipop since I love both cats and dogs, and sprinkles in the hair and as freckles since my favourite season is spring.

https://youtube.com/shorts/cno7zvdLCOA?si=Qtr-ba8_AWBrd9Ty

(Video doesn't belong to me, all credit to the original poster)

[radios-arcade]

pssst hi hello it’s your turn to receive asks now :D can you tell me about your ocs?? i’ve been intrigued by them since i saw your artfight profile, literally all of them look so cool… do you have complete stories in your head for them? :0

omg hello :3 oh gosh there's a lot of them JKLGHLK. They do all have stories! some completed some in the works, it fluctuates over time lol. I should *probably* write it down at some point other than in my friends dms lol. I'll go from least serious story to most serious :333 The cats are Mune, Bea, Jake, and Marvin. Their story is basically just a classic band story but with cats lol. mune and bea are childhood best friends, bea plays guitar and mune sings. They met jake while trying to find someone to play drums for their band. He's the middle child of six, he's used to being pretty quiet until you get him talking about something he likes (like drums, he's a very one note man/pos). Marvin is a friend from school, really very much the impulse control so they need him around lol. Bea knitted him fingerless mittens for the winter so he could still write with them on and now they all call him mittens. (he's a sphinx) hmmm one fun fact about all of them just to round it off (dont want to go overboard lol) Bea: loves to skateboard, knit, room is covered in local band posters Mune: into goth fashion, boba, yoga, and girls/j Jake: likes drums. Likes animal crossing. great with kids Marvin: enjoys colorful patterns, bugs, and swimming the mers are part of a story where mers are just kind of integrated into the natural world, they just exist, but theyre not well studied yet. elhadi is a shark mer, sheyyu is a ray, and spec(pronounced spess) is a deep sea mer, which at this point in evolution has branched off significantly from more shallow water mers(who moreso rely on mimicry). Sheyyu is the oldest and most protective, elhadi is the youngest. They live in the harbor of a small fishing town, all the locals know and respect them. All of them can shift into a semi-humanoid form, although with varying results. Okay snippet of fun fact for each :3 Elhadi: can never stop swimming! she will die :3 likes humans the most. the two braids in her hair represent her two siblings who have died. despite these descriptors she is the most cheerful and friendly lol. Sheyyu: does not like humans except for maybe two. has a scar from a harpoon. strongest of the group, knows how to herd fish. Spec: was experimented so has quite a few scars from that. Likes to swim with elhadi at night to keep her company. likes soft textures okay last one jSKLGH would take a v long time to explain ngl but the JIST of it is scooby doo series turned actual horror, mixed with gravity falls. I'm sure that's not confusing at all/j. We have Logan and Cassius, they're siblings. Logan has visions of the future and Cassius is able to see anyone's 'true form'. that means if you've made a deal with something, if youre something in disguise, ect ect. you cant really hide from him. Ghost is their guy in the chair, he lost his leg in their first expedition out and decided to stick to computers after that. Woke up with no memories one day in the wrong family, still wrestling with that. M has lived in the town it takes place in her whole life, has ties with a lot of the creatures that live in the woods there. okay one fun fact about each sjdkglh Logan: favorite color is pink, has a cat name shadow, shortest in the group Cassius: has a girlfriend named Mickey, dyes his own hair(although not very well lol), tallest in the group Ghost: has a service dog named Juniper, likes making collages, the calmest in the group M: has a creature her family cares over she calls Brother who is vaguely fae adjacent, knows the town like the back of her hand, strongest in the group tysm for asking that was nice to get o ut of my system lol

[destructo-range]

wee introduction

ENGLISH VERSION

hi hello hope you're having a lovely evening friends! ! ! this is just a quick intro to me might edit later idk

WHO AM I?

idek lol

you can call me valian, val, vali, any other nickname you could ~possibly~ derive

use any pronouns/neos for me i dont particularly prefer any

i'm a creative person so i'm probably mainly going to be posting visual art (messy sketches and doodles, digital stuff and photos of my sketchbook) and maybe some writing? idk lets see how this goes! ! ! i will take requests but i'm pretty inconsistent and life gets busy so do me a favor and don't rage at me in my inbox if i don't take your request / it doesn't come out how you wanted it to.

im bilingual french / english so i may post in french sometimes! i'll be providing translations moooost of the time (and image IDs ofc) but do remind me if i forget also i do tend to speak in frenglish/franglais but that should be comprehensible

i don't think i'll post much vent art or triggering stuff, but if i do it will be tagged so you can avoid it since i do sometimes draw gore. speaking of triggering topics - for fucks sake, do not tag me in posts that mention s/a or message me stuff about it, please and thank youu.

fandoms i generally tend to participate in (can't believe i nearly forgot this): TOH, GI, my own ocs, ramshackle, bungou stray dogs, tma, dead plate, and pjo a little

IMPORTANT: please do not repost my art without asking permission first! feel free to use for pfps though. my art belongs to me and if you use it to train an AI, i will make a soup broth from your bones <3

yeah thats basically it. chill vibes around here feel free to message me :D

VERSION FRANCAISE

salut bonjour ca va la compagnie? ce post est juste une petite intro lol amusez-vous a le lire

T'ES QUI?

g aucune idee

vous pouvez m'appeler valian, val, vali ou quelconque autre surnom que vous pourriez ~possiblement~ inventer.

vous pouvez utiliser n'importe quels pronoms pour moi je m'en fous, il/elle/iel ou autre chose jsp

en general puisque je suis une personne creative ce blog aura probablement majoritairement de l'art visuel (petits dessins vite faits, gribouillages, quelques trucs digitaux peut-etre et des photos de mon sketchbook) et peut-etre de l'ecriture? jsp on decouvre ensemble! ! ! si vous avez des idees hesitez pas a me les donner mais je ne peux pas vous garantir que je les ferai! je suis assez inconsistent.e et la vie est compliquee alors svp sois mon pote et ne viens pas rager dans ma messagerie quand je ne les prends pas ou je les fais et ils ne sont pas assez detailles pour toi, d'accord?

je suis bilingue (comme vous avez probablement deja remarque lol) francais-anglais alors dcp je posterais parfois en anglais! je donnerai des traductions (et des image ID, bs) la plupart du temps mais n'hesitez pas a me rappeler si j'oubliee aussi g tendance a parler en franglais/frenglish mais ca devrait etre comprehensible

je ne pense pas que je vais poster des choses particulierement morbides mais je dessine parfois des trucs assez sanglantes mais ce devrait etre dans les tags. aussi, tant qu'on y parle - svp, ne me 'mention' pas dans des posts parlant du viol, meme si c'est qu'un petit truc, merciiii.

fandoms dans lequelles je participe plutot frequemment (g failli oublier): TOH (ou luz a osville si vous avez regarde en francais mais moi g regarde en anglais c quoi osville wsh????), genshin impact, mes propres personnages, ramshackle, bungou stray dogs, tma, dead plate, et percy jackson un peu

IMPORTANT: svp demandez moi avant de reposter qqc que j'ai poste! mais vas-y si tu veux utiliser comme pdp. aussi si tu utilises mon art pour creer une IA, je bouillerai tes os pour faire une soupe <3

ok bon je pense que c tout! mon blog c une zone chill hesitez pas a me balancer des messages a toutes :D

[country-corner]

Less than Lethal

"Just buy a gun."

Oh wait you live someplace where the Police wont approve your CCW permit or even a FOID card. Screw you for self defense. Break the law, get and carry a gun anyway, after your arrest I'll get your gun from my buddies on the force (yes the same ones I bad mouth in public to make myself look cool).

Oh wait. Your company wont let you have a firearm at work. Screw you for self defense, quit the job you've had for decades and get a job elsewhere at lower pay and crappy new employee hours just so you can carry a gun. Or better yet ignore your employer and take a gun anyway, yes if caught you'll likely be fired and may be arrested but your cool and will have a real gun until your arrest, then I'll get it from my buddies on the force to add with the others I got from them.

Screw you and your self defense because I'm superior and own a real gun. But don't point that less than lethal "toy" at me, it's no better than a BB gun and only old women and wimps would consider less than lethal.

Your less than lethal hits at 300fps or more and will break auto glass but that is just like a fly landing on me because I have a real gun.

I'm immune to all forms of OC and CS gas, I walked through the gas chamber in bootcamp like a clean mountain meadow singing God Bless America, because I'm cool and own a real gun.

That small jolt from the leads on the taser, that put the big bad Army Drill Sgt on the ground, will just tickle me because I'm superior because I own a real gun.

Oh, you have a guard dog. How cute, I have a gun so screw your self defense. Buy a real gun.

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Salt, Byrna, Taser, or any number of other less than lethal options including owning a guard dog has their place within a self defense world. Because, not every situation calls for a lethal response.

I daily carry a gun with hollow points and spare magazine. But, I also carry a collapsible baton. I have used the baton on more occasions than I've drawn the gun. Not because I think the baton is superior, but because the situation didn't call for a lethal response. But, I had the gun if things escalated to the need of lethal force.

I see some people in the gun community lately get a stick up their butts sideways at the thought of someone having a less than lethal option. When less than lethal is brought up they react as if the only answer to any and all situation is lethal. Someone is running at you across the parking lot with something in their hands, shoot them. Someone steps on your property covered in blood, get a nice double tap on them. Someone throws a rock at you from 30 yards away, make sure to empty the magazine into them. Shoot to kill first, ask questions later. You sir/madam are the poster child for the gun grabber community.

Now don't get me wrong, which I know some of you will, I advocate owning and training with firearms (handguns, rifles and shotguns) but having a less than lethal option is great. Start training as young as possible. Train with all forms of firearms, alternate hunting equipment and less than lethal self defense tools. Train hand to hand if that the only alternate means of self defense you have. But train.

Get that firearm, but also get that $20 collapsible baton. Get those 12ga less than lethal rounds for your shotgun. Buy that $30 1 mil+ volt flashlight stun gun or the $60 stun gun that shoots 8 mil+ volt leads out. Pay the $300 or more (depends on brand and manufacture) for the gun that will shoot an OC/CS balls or canisters, as well as kinetic balls or pellets that will hit at 300fps to 1000fps (depending on the LtL gun). Get that trained guard dog, or even just a dog that you can train yourself if you have the skills. And again train with what you get.

Once again. Not every situation calls for a lethal response. Find that less than lethal alternative that is right for you and train.

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

You have OC chestervelle kids!!!! I have to know more!

Rose and lily from the flower oc asks please:)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING!!! tagging @joharvelles-roadhouse because she asked me about them too!!

Without going into too much detail because I could easily make this post pages long (feel free to ask any and all follow-up questions you have though!!) Okay so:

Jordyn Avery Winchester

some picrews I've made of her!

The oldest

Dark brown hair, light green eyes, freckles, a spitting image of her mother except her face/jaw is a little wider. Linda Cardellini is the perfect face claim for her. But when she was little, her hair was blonde like Dean's was and darkened over time to Jo's natural color.

Sassy, independent, stubborn, and a very good older sister to her siblings. Generally very chill, but WILL throw hands for her siblings. Daddy's girl 100%. She's very similar to Jo, which is why I think she gets along with Dean so well and tends to butt heads with Jo sometimes in her teens.

Her favorite color is purple, she loves dogs, and she likes reading, video games, and sketching. As far as other hobbies go, I'm not sure yet!

She plays either volleyball or softball in middle-high school, I haven't decided yet

She's not a girly girl by any means. She is a bit when she's little; she'd wear a little tulle skirts and bows in her hair but not without a band t-shirt/flannel and sneakers

Her music taste varies from classic rock to 90's alternative

Alexander William Winchester (I have a side headcanon that Dean's middle name is Alexander, just cause I think it sounds good! So that's where their son's name comes from. Then his middle name is after Jo's father, of course)

4 years younger than Jordyn

Dark brown hair, brown eyes, freckles; he looks just like his dad

Sarcastic, playful, mischievous, impulsive. Violence IS an answer, actually. He's not just needlessly violent, but he does live by a "talk shit, get hit" policy and has no tolerance for bullies

His favorite color is red and he likes video games. He and Jordyn play together often and it always gets competitive. As for other hobbies, I'm not sure yet either lol!

He plays football as a kid and then all through high school

When he's little he goes through a firefighter phase, followed by a dinosaur phase

Morgan Joanna Winchester (the newest addition to my little family so I'm unsure about a lot of things)

She's 2 years younger than Alex. So she's 6 years younger than Jordyn

Her hair is darker than Jordyn's was when she's little, but not brown either. Between blonde and Dean's hair color. Brown eyes and freckles, too!

She's very sweet but has mischievous tendencies, usually Alex is involved lmao. Partners in crime

LOVES unicorns, rainbows, princesses, and the color pink. The poster child for girly girls everywhere. Which I think is a bit of a learning curve for Jo, she's never really gotten along with girly girls and has never had one before, but they make it work!

Dean plays princesses and has tea parties with her all the time. That has nothing to do with who Morgan is as a person, but I think everyone should know that

Jordyn and Morgan share a room until Jordyn's about 16, (so when Morgan's 8) when she really just needs her own space. Dean clears out and fixes up the attic and makes it into a room for Jordyn

Last but not least,

Henry Oliver Winchester (Jo liked the name and it also happened to be Dean's grandfather's name! Which cinched it. Oliver was almost his name, so it became his middle name.)

The baby. He's 11 years younger than Jordyn, 7 years younger than Alex and 5 years younger than Morgan

He has golden brown hair, brown eyes, and freckles. As far as what he looks like when he's older, I'm not entirely sure. The two picrews on the far top left are ideas I have, but who knows! He's still just a little guy in my mind lol

He's so so sweet, quiet, gentle, sensitive, and the biggest mama's boy in the world. He has a tendency to bottle things up because he doesn't like confrontation

He's also autistic! Frogs are his special interest ever since he was really little. He's very set in his routines and he doesn't like any of those routines to change. He also gets overstimulated and stressed around loud noises/too many noises at once, so he wears headphones a lot and/or retreats to a quiet place in the house to read. He doesn't play in the traditional sense, but he really enjoys sorting things by size and color. But he loves Legos

He has sooo many stuffed frogs. Like all over his room lmao. But this bullfrog is his favorite, he carries it everywhere

He goes through a construction worker phase when he's little. You know, having the little tool box and the hard hat and the little vest

I think he and Alex share a room for a time. I haven't decided what ages exactly they share a room. When Jordyn moves into the attic, they split Jordyn and Morgan's old big room into two separate rooms, and Alex moves into the other big room the boys shared, and Morgan and Henry each get one of the split rooms

He likes reading, mostly. Beyond that, I'm not sure yet. Like I said, he's still little in my head 😂 the oldest I can picture him is 8

To answer your OC asks!

Rose: Upon meeting your character for the first time, how would someone describe them?

I think my little personality summaries above are basically it!! Sorry I'm out of braincells after typing this but I do wanna answer it today!!

Lily: Which high school stereotype do they fit into?

Jordyn: I think she's kind of in between. I don't think she fits into any one stereotype

Alex: the jock

Morgan: the cute popular girl (except she's nice)

Henry: the loner kid who gets good grades