#powerjacker

[tangytangy]

the pyro. please.

can you tell they’re my favourite? (to draw…. 2nd place to play will have to do babygirl)

[sticcmann]

ILY PYRO!!! YAYYYYYYYbyoure literally so awesome and babygirl I LOVE YOU! YAYYYY

[bubbles-and-sparks]

anyone know where scout is?🤔

i have a gift for him 🔥

[motherfuckermorgan]

and do you think they are so fucking cool BTW

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[demilypyro]

the warpaint powerjack has been christened

[paper-mario-wiki]

how do i get good at pyro? relying on my bloodlust has yet to carry me to fragging success

Pyro is a movement class. Maps are jungle gyms. Detonator and the powerjack only increase the potency of these truths. Your goal, if not directly pushing or defending, should be flanking. Get to know maps, and get good at crouch jumping to make movement as fluid as possible as you navigate the world geometry.

Pyro is a utility class. The amount of ways you can influence the course of a battle are staggering when you learn what all of your weapons are capable of, and ESPECIALLY when you start understanding airblast more thoroughly. You can extinguish teammates, break sappers, use flames as area denial, rocket jump using reflected rockets, deny ubers using airblast, and much much more. There is absolutely a time and a place for some W+M1, but using a flamethrower without airblast is like an engi who never builds a dispenser or teleporter.

Setting people on fire makes them panic and back off. If you're defending, hold your point using the detonator from afar, or by poking around corners and igniting players that are caught out on their own. Since your win-condition for a fight is typically an enemy entering your danger zone (the range around you which the flames can reach), you have to rely on psychology to control enemy movement, and push them where you want them to be.

Hitscan classes think you're easy pickins, and to some you might be. To take advantage of the folly pf the ones who underestimate you, pretend to back off and run behind a corner or two, then ambush them when they try to pursue you. If you can catch em off guard, you can turn it around on them.

If you watch my footage, you might notice my crosshair is usually AROUND my enemy, not necessarily right over them. That's because flames work as individual projectiles with individual hitboxes, and you shoot out LOTS of them, and they linger in the air for a sec. You can effectively set up a temporary minefield directly around an opponent. If you're in a close range 1v1, you shouldn't just be spraying at the enemy, you should be spraying where they'll be walking, so that they walk into the flames themselves (which can REALLY stack on the damage when you're able to both put fire on them AND where they'll be walking at the same time)

Do not disengage from bad matchups. The Pyro is one of the most versatile classes in the game, you don't necessarily need to be afraid of ANYONE if you know your matchup and can use the surroundings to your advantage. Airblasting into the air and into corners are amazing stalling options, and also terrific for creating followup attack opportunities for you and teammates.

[divinemackerel]

im going to beat you to death with the homewrecker

if you bother my partner through anon asks or @ing it in shitty transphobic posts im legally allowed to beat you to death with 1 thousand hammers

[provenbeat]

Based on that YT thumbnail art for the Powerjack FNF song I call it "PowerJaune"

[velvetvexations]

Sorry but that "anti-essentialist transfeminism" is still essentialist. "Materialist transfeminism is a feminist current of thought that recognizes the reality of social mobility between gender categories such as man to woman, cis woman to trans woman etc. It considers gender transition as a gender transfuge which can be either a "promotion'' or a "downgrading"." I'm sorry to break it to the author, but going from being a cis woman to a trans man is not a "promotion". We have a worse wage gap than cis women, worse unemployment, higher rates of being denied service by institutions like banks and driver licensing services, and even higher rates of sexual assault. We also do not oppress trans women simply by being in a different social class to them, because we have zero access to institutions of power such as high economic positions (corporate boards/CEOs), law positions such as being judges, or political positions. In surveys we often experience similar rates of oppression to trans women and I think it's can't easily be declared that we have it strictly worse or strictly better. Even when we are slightly better off than trans women, if you tell me that only having a 70% wage gap instead of a 60% one makes us systemic oppressors, I will laugh in your [the author's] face, especially since we have a worse wage gap than cis women and "materialist transfeminists" don't take nearly the number of swings at cis women as they do at other trans people. Trans men can absolutely enact interpersonal and lateral aggression especially within trans communities, but rolling us in with cis people, especially cis men, is powerjacking us. I'm just incredibly fucking tired of so-called materialists not even bothering to look at the material conditions of trans men before making "materialist" claims about structures of trans oppression. That take isn't "materialist" and it isn't even "anti-essentialist", it's just tautological: trans women are trans women, and anyone who isn't a trans woman oppresses trans women because they aren't a trans woman. It sucks.

Mm, I hadn't noticed that. You're right, the idea that being a trans man is an escape from misogyny is completely antithetical to how I view the situation, as I've stated many times before.

I'm really sorry for co-signing that, Velvet Nation! My eyes can sometimes glaze over long texts and not absorb everything it's saying.

[mothnem]

Scout's Guide to Building a Merc Team: Part 5- Engineers

Scout: Hello! Back again! So Yesterday, we ACTUALLY HAD a Spy show up! But he didn't stick around, must have been looking for secrets. But today, the Engineer! Engineers are major players for multiple reasons, they can make dispensers and sentries to protect you, they can play guitar, and they can keep Pyros calm. Now, Spies and Engineers are Sworn Enemies. So if you've caught your Spy by now, be sure to introduce them slowly. Have the Heavy there just in case things turn south and the Spy gets stabby and the Engineer gets buildy.

Opens the door, Sniper is sitting down, his collar is bent over exposing a red mark on his neck, Medic is sitting on Heavy's lap, snuggling him.

Scout: Snipes? What's on your neck?

Sniper: pulls his collar up to cover the mark Bug bite mate.

Scout: What kinda bug would do that!?

Medic: A Spy-der!

Sniper: BUGGER OFF!

Scout: I never wanna see a Spider that can do that.

Sniper: You won't.

Scout: So! Engineer is often found in piles of metal scrap and making more metal scrap. So find that and make sure you have a lot for your Engineer. Now, as you can see, there is a scrap yard here, and if you listen close, you can hear the sounds of an Engineer foraging for metal.

Engineer: DADGUM! This thing is heavy. Should've brought the powerjack.

Scout: So now, we take a leaf from the Spy's handbook, and ambush him.

Spy appears behind Scout where he can't see and slowly draws in a breath of smoke from his cigarette. He let's out a long drawn out huff, exhaling the smoke before disappearing again

Scout: Ready?

Medic: Sigh. Ja. Let's get zis over vith.

Heavy: Don't worry Doktor. Heavy is here.

Medic: Danke, meine liebe.

The enraged Engineer's voice echos around

Engineer: SPY! ZAPPING MY SENTRY!

Scout: HURRY! WE COULD CATCH A PREDATION OF A SPY ON AN ENGINEER! takes off running, the others following him

Heavy: runs in and picks up Engy, pinning his arms to his sides do he can't brain any of them with his wrench ENGINEER! CALM DOWN!

Engineer: ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT SPY ZAPPED MY SENTRY!

Scout: YES! FEEL RAGE! THE SPY ZAPPED YOUR SENTRY!

Sniper: YOU ARE NOT HELPING DRONGO!

Medic: ZAT'S IT! SEDATIVE TIME!

Sniper, Scout, Heavy, Engy: MEDIC NO!

The camera hits the ground as Medic lunges forward, there is lots of screaming and sounds of violence. Then it is picked up again, Scout's face visible and pale. Heavy is holding Medic now, shushing him and petting his hair.

Scout: Well, that was... a thing! But good news! We have an Engineer now!

Engy: What?

Scout: You're part of my YouTube channel now.

Engineer:.... Okay?

Scout: YAY! Okay Viewers! Tune in tomorrow for the Master of Flame! Pyro!

Engineer: What did I just agree to?

Sniper: Hell.

[bubbles-and-sparks]

I have the feeling someone needs to be hit by my powerjack today 👀

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know where demo is ✨😁

[jermaphobick]

Hypothetical, You wake up one day and realise that Valve put out a silent "Bug Fix" that makes every weapon in TF2 Multiclass. You find this out by getting killed by a Lenny Bind scout using the beggars bazooka and the PowerJack. How do you feel?

I immediately begin using the rocket jumper, jarate, and neon annihilator as heavy

[lappel-de-la-verite]

POST #002 — “9 MINUTES LATE”

The footage in this report is uncut, direct neural feed. No slo-mo. No dramatic music. If you want theater, check the feeds. If you want the truth—press play.

Heywood’s skyline is cracked and rusted. Tents and desperate people everywhere you look. Plastic sheets serve as walls. But if you walked the Zhirafa Forward Expo last week, you’d think it was all about to change.

Compact housing modules. Automated construction drones. A new dawn for "district revitalization."

Zhirafa's pitch was shiny, smooth, corporate-loud. "Housing for the displaced. Efficiency for the overburdened. Clean tech for a cleaner city." What they didn’t say—what the protest signs spelled out loud and clear—was that tents may be free, but this housing won’t be. No jobs were being created. No subsidized guarantees. No stake in the future they were showcasing. Just another product line.

The Prime-Time Players showed up to say that out loud. They weren’t armed. They weren’t masked. They came in full costume—biosculpted like a family from a bygone world, waving signs that read:

“You can’t automate community.” “Our culture is not debris.” “This isn’t progress—it’s pricing us out.”

They were laughed at. Brushed off. Filmed for the ‘quirky protestor’ B-roll segment.

Then the bomb went off.

The footage attached begins at 03:42—just after the detonation. Panic. Fire. Screaming. A child crawling out from under a collapsed booth. The drone operators froze. Emergency responders were 9 minutes out.

The Players moved in under 3.

One ripped open a crushed scaffold with a powerjack. Another turned a fallen Zhirafa construction drone into a makeshift stretcher. One gave up their own med-injector to stabilize a vendor with a shattered arm.

In the middle of the wreckage, one of them muttered: “This ain’t how the episode ends.”

They didn’t wait for applause. They didn’t stay for interviews. By the time the ambulances arrived, they were gone.

Zhirafa’s official report makes no mention of them. Night City News edited them out entirely. Even the drone footage loops them out with visual noise.

But I was there. I saw them. And now, so can you.

[🔗 BD-Archive-002: “9 Minutes Late”] (Viewer notice: Contains real-time post-detonation visuals, injury, and field triage. Subtitles enabled. No overlays.)

Progress doesn’t always wear a badge or a logo. Sometimes, it wears a fake mustache and a sitcom sweater… and pulls you out of the fire anyway.

[eg2henchmen]

Has Jackie seen Pyro's full weapon set? If so what does she think about the degreaser, power jack, phlogistinator, and manmelter? I can only imagine how much she hates the panic attack because of its impractical design.

I think she probably would have seen Pyros full weapon set, since we don't have to follow game mechanics here. Most henchmen specialize so much they don't use a lot of variety. Meanwhile Pyro is rotating out weapons like they're playing hot potato.

Degreaser: I think she'd be very interested in the clearly DIY weapon, as the faster weapon switch probably comes from it being lighter in weight.

Powerjack: I'm not sure. Probably impressed by the creativity? And also baffled by the seeming speed boost?

Phlogistinator: Probably rolls her eyes at the ray gun design but intrigued and impressed by the damage boost.

Manmelter: Again, the style isn't her thing but the functionality of putting out the on-fire minions (and henchmen) and then doing bigger damage would be very interesting!

Panic Attack: I don't know enough about gun design to really know what she'd think of the design, but I think she'd laugh once it becomes winter and she sees the added Christmas lights.

[the-arcade-doctor]

I drew Powerjack Springy, a electric form that is themed around the spring cord for specific headphones