#ppl clown on the cullens for being so bad at being inconspicuous but | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

babybabyaphrodite · 2 years

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thinkin ab the parallels between my awful social anxiety and cullen behavior. yes, i too look like im in physical pain when i am near people. i am absolutely clenching my jaw, not breathing, and sitting ramrod straight. getting overwhelmed by a conversation and just, Fleeing? yeah. having a conversation and sounding just slightly Off because my points of reference for small talk are not current. 30 minutes ago i sat at a restaurant and didn’t eat anything because i physically couldn’t but that’s just because i’m too hot & sexy & inhuman for food. this is a more enjoyable way to interpret my atrocious social behavior.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight revival #alice cullen #cullen family #edward cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #esme cullen #bella cullen #bella swan #carlisle cullen #emmett cullen #the twilight saga #im normally not this bad but it was a group of gross middle aged men and like #yeah i’m fighting the urge to run away or slaughter u all #this probably is not healthy- but coping via my relationship to fictional characters is more healthy than other coping mechanisms ive had #i can also confirm that these are all mostly effective strategies in keeping people from talking to u #ppl clown on the cullens for being so bad at being inconspicuous but #looking hot & refusing to give ppl more than a nod actually stops them from talking to u after like 3 attempts #anyway- this was a terrible experience but this silly little thought made dealing with it a lil easier

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