ur-local-flesh-hive · 22 days ago
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starry-bite · 3 months ago
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ways to say i love you without saying i love you:
"look at me."
“i think it’s a good idea, though. you. kids.”
“for you” “oh, thank you. you read my mind.”
"i keep telling her [she looks great]"
“are you okay?”
“how are you?”
“here, sit.”
"hey, have a good weekend."
“you’re too good.”
"it's really good to see you."
“you’re hit!” “i’m good, go."
"[did you get] any sleep?”
“i’m not gonna leave you"
"thank you."
"i knew they'd call you."
"i got you."
“we missed you!”
"i remember why i missed you so much."
“you never told us that.” “well, i’m telling you now.”
"don't give me that look, i'm fine." "i know. but you're holding something back."
"i already think you're crazy."
"it’s pretty hard to resist getting the band back together”
“are you kidding me? this will be great.”
"what do you think?”
"i’ll support you, no matter what you decide”
“i’m gonna stay.”
"what's wrong?"
"can i talk to you for a second?”
“if you ever want someone to talk to, know that i am always here for you.”
“should i be worried?” “not as long as i’m in charge.”
“glad to hear your voice." "it's great to be heard."
“i’ve missed this. us.”
"i’m so sorry.”
"you want to talk about it?”
“you okay with this?”
"you okay?”
“it was a terrible time for us, you were leaving.”
"not you too.”
“there’s a whole lot of people out there who love you."
"i’m good to go, really.” “promise me, no jumping out of helicopters.”
“they would be lucky to have you."
"that means a lot, that you said that.”
"i wanted you to be the first to know"
“it’s emily.” “go.”
“jj, come in. come in. please.”
“we can’t afford any mistakes, so, jj, you’ll take the lead.”
“thank you.”
"i thought she was gonna be here.”
“none of what happened was her fault, but–” “i wish we could convince her of that.”
"we’ll get him on the record, emily.”
“emily practicing discretion isn’t a lie. it isn’t a conspiracy theory. it’s good leadership.”
“you got a sec?” “yeah, sure.”
“i think they’re gonna be okay. how about you?”
“hey, what did you want to talk about?”
“what are you even doing here?” “just making sure you’re okay.”
"i knew you could handle it. that doesn’t mean you had to."
“it’s not about protecting us, it’s about being honest with us. with me.” “i am."
“i didn’t quit on you. / you didn't quit on me."
"it gives me you."
"i’ll support you. always.”
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eviltoxicmosssauce · 5 months ago
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RAAAAAH IT'S FINALLY FINISHED (+ closeups)
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gothprentiss · 2 years ago
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you mean to tell me that emily prentiss has near-zero observable issues with her career trajectory. you tell me that woman doesn't have a deep-seated fear of becoming like her mother. you tell me that every time she has to walk into a conference room and talk around an issue rather than through it she doesn't want to go joker mode and start slamming heads onto surfaces or something. you tell me that at no point has the force of her entire earlier life's resentment bubbled up in her chest. you tell me that by her approximately fifth time seeing the bau on the verge of dissolution for largely political reasons she was just like "oh ugh well we'll show them. put bailey on the jet and someone try to get garcia to keep it in her pants. wheels up in whatever." you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to believe this, for no discernible reason
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omenapologist-moved · 4 years ago
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people who want to fuck jane prentiss:
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asbestosluvr · 4 years ago
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worm wife...
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honksnoo · 5 years ago
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sorry for prentissposting i can see how that might be alarming for folks who havent listened to tma
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starry-bite · 2 months ago
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can you imagine writing the 'it gives me you' scene for a pair of characters and then having them not interact for the rest of the season? wild.
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ur-local-flesh-hive · 4 months ago
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the wor ms cr awl in
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starry-bite · 3 months ago
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live episode reaction: "save the children" (cme 17x10)
ooh time for another formative trauma for my girl
i’m not emotional about dave and tara, you are
the wheelchairs would be so funny in another context
i love how their mission totally changes focus when em’s gone like fuck the strat we’ve gotta find emily
voit you’re so annoying i don’t want to fucking see or listen to you anymore
emily being the center of everything. conspiracy girlies just like me for real.
oh honey her list of kidnappings - cyrus 2008, doyle 2011, lewis 2017 (+bailey 2024)
ooh projector time
“you know, the first time i was out in the field i threw up.” “really?” “no. i was just trying to make you feel better.” I LOVE HER one thing about emily is she will extend such care even to this fuckin guy
paget brewster is about to deliver an incredible episode all while sitting down and i can’t wait
“you’re an only child, right? you scream only child.”
YOU HAVE A SISTER???? (i can’t decide if this is ridiculous and fucked up retroactive writer shit or if hiding a sibling from her colleagues for ~20 years is a deeply emily thing to do. or a secret third thing: spycraft lying to bailey about having a sibling so he’d be at ease/trust her/tell her more about his brother.)
oh secret siblings plotline my beloathed (interesting tie-in in this particular case it just Always rubs me the wrong way)
WAIT WAIT it's “i’m floating the idea of an eviler twin.”
“if we lose prentiss because of this, no classification in the world is gonna save you.” / “i’m not threatening your career, ray.” FUCK HIM UP ROSSI i for one would love these old men to fight
i know this is far from revelatory but god i fuckin hate madison he sucks. like. so much.
rebecca. wilson. you. rock.
“i agree, but this is emily.” full argument from ms. jareau, she said emily is a complete sentence
this brother thing is. just. so dumb.
“goddammit, i bit through my tongue.” this woman
“YOUR BOYFRIEND’S DEAD BECAUSE YOU SHOT HIM, BABE, AND YOU KILLED HIM FOR NO REASON.” EMILY PRENTISS THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
ughh don’t call her jenny
“our special time in the cells” god and the grounding thing with her necklace this sucks so much i’m sorry jj
the way tyler is so quickly ride or die for emily this guys gets it
“and if i say no?” “voit doesn’t go, and emily dies.” oh dave
“not just the spirit but the letter of the law.” “really? you’re telling me this?” “i know. that’s why i’m not going.”
PG ABOUT TO POP OFF SHE GAVE TYLER HER GLASSES KILL HIM GARCIE I GOT YOUR FLOWER
hey baby girl wtf was that?
AWWWW CHOCOLATE THUNDER MORGAN MENTION! AFTER ALL THIS TIME? ALWAYS!
YES JJ GETS HER CONFRONTATION i do wish she had any kind of support ever though. go jj being able to handle things but you shouldn’t have to (alone).
RUINED THIS MAN’S WHOLE CAREER GOOD JOB BABY
“he had a drive that… i used to have it.” tear my entire heart open why don’t you (this is a surprise tool that will help us later, i.e. come up with a vengeance next season)
the way emily sat up straight to die, believing so completely that jade was going to kill her and she was like ‘alright, let’s go. stand and face it bravely.’
catholic guilt emily goes hard as always
the thing that really shakes her is the idea of her team in danger. the way she would die in a heartbeat to save them. you don’t get it.
“do you know that feeling when you’re staring up at the ceiling and you’re thinking, what if it’s all bullshit? maybe it’s after a preacher’s sermon or your dad yelling at you or–” “or some man is done holding you down.” “so you know.” “i do.” “so you know that�� that the only way to make it through is to just. buy all the bullshit. because the alternative is way too fucking hard.” / “we need you to tell us your truth.” “will you listen to me this time?” “yes. we will.”
yeah so i’m gonna be thinking about emily saying ‘or some man is done holding you down.’ for the rest of ever 
also about emily buying all the (bureau) bullshit, the grand mission, not a higher power but a higher purpose, a reason for her suffering, holding her faith in the system like religion (you can take the girl out of the catholic church etc)
i hate that we spent so much of the season finale getting cozy with a character we’d never met and weren’t meant to care about further than we could throw him and took the time for a long arrest montage sequence (and the gang standing around looking goofy af) and yet there was no time for a team reunion scene???? DumB
“not when your valor depends on my discretion.” emily prentiss you are INcredIBLE
emily ‘i will do the right thing if it kills me’ prentiss (phrase functions as threat, promise, devotion, degradation, and request all at once btw)
she is just. so catholic.
QUANTEECO CALLBACK KIRSTENNNNNN
“i’m omnipresent” i love her
hooray you’re alive cake nope i’m dead this is the funniest possible choice
“so you were so high you couldn’t get off the couch?” “i thought i was dying. i have never been that high–ever. now, emily on the other hand…” “every time i think i know her, she surprises me with another secret.” LIKE A SECRET SISTER??? (also what an insane way to trivialize their deep connective moments in that episode. and does make me think even more about how jj probably would not have said anything like what she said if she hadn't been high off her ass.)
rebecca’s hair is bad here i’m sorry
“we decided we’re more miserable apart than together.” god they love to have sapphics together AROUND a season, never during one. because they hate us. (i say this in a joking way.) 
(but do i though?)
“she’s schwarzenegger, i’m devito.” i hate this. hate crimes.
“why are you saying his name in my personal lair?” pen calling her home a lair i love you penelope garcia
the long history of emily not fucking being at team things i know she’s gonna swing in at the end but BRUH
also GIVE HER A MOMENT TO EMOTIONALLY REFLECT YOU COWARDS the cock of plot is so far down my throat like bro EASE UP let these bitches have some emotional depth. as a treat. state mandated. the state is me.
writers are you absolutely shitting my dick no addressing emily’s trauma with the team??? like at fucking all??????? wait a minute. this is the bad place! (i know they’re gonna deal with it next season like they did with the rossi shit, it’s classic cross-season rollover biz but also WHAT THE HELL)
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starry-bite · 3 months ago
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thinking about how the case the team was working when emily got asked to take over as unit chief dealt with missing children, was deeply fucked up, and resulted in rescuing everyone (present abductees AND past) and how those case conditions were the perfect cocktail to make it impossible for her to refuse the job.
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eviltoxicmosssauce · 27 days ago
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woke up craving that wormussy
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starry-bite · 3 months ago
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*twirling hair* so do you think the smell of her own flesh burning from jade's cattleprod sent emily back into the sense memory of getting branded by doyle?
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eviltoxicmosssauce · 5 months ago
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'average person has 6 worms inside of them' factoid actually just statistical error. jane prentiss,
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starry-bite · 4 months ago
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late to the party obv but the criminal minds season 7 finale two-parter had me coughing up my guts oh my GOD my EMOTIONS jfc
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starry-bite · 4 months ago
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if i believed for one (1) second that emily prentiss was not a capital L Lesbian the criminal minds pairing i would be frothing at the mouth about would be her x morgan like oh my god
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