#prorevenge

[thetimetraveler24]

Next post: r/maliciouscompliance

[thefourthvulpix]

(Rslash voice) Welcome to R/Prorevenge, where OP kills the IT guy.

[the-name-is-loser]

People of Reddit:

Know the difference between petty and prorevenge

[callofdudes]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/2jgb83/farting_on_a_kids_face_not_my_story_didnt_find_it/

I need to know how the boys from 141 would react to their S/O or best friend doing this 😂

Wow 😂 Thank you anon, sorry this took so long.

Reacting to your story of farting on a kid.

Simon Riley.

When I tell you this man will cackle. He will howl.

Spouse or best friend he would respect you so much for doing this. Thank you for giving him this entertaining story to tell every mentally ill person he knows for the next million years. He's telling Johnny. He’ll probably tell Price too.

Simon would 100% do it as well.

Hell you probably learned it from him! Who really knows anymore. But he thinks it's the funniest thing. Yep.

The type of guy to bring it up shamelessly at some family or friends gathering and make you feel incredibly unproud of your story.

He'd probably start going shopping with you just to see if he could catch you doing again.

He's probably the one who posted that reddit story of you honestly.

John MacTavish.

It's a toss up between being horrified or thinking it's bloody hilarious. It could easily be both.

Like Simon he would tell this story thousands of times, probably to the same five people and forget that he's told them before.

Would also follow you to the store to see if you'd get the chance to do it again.

Would start sending you a million fart memes a day and you can't get him to stop no matter what you do.

Would say he had a dream about you doing it. Or would roll over in his half sleep and whisper in your ear of what you've done. You either can't sleep or you're too smug to sleep.

Will expose you at family gatherings. Has zilch shame.

Yes, he will take this as a very oddly specific invitation to constantly Dutch oven you in the morning. Don't ask him the correlation, but he will. Don't test him.

Kyle Garrick.

Does not think you are ok. He thinks it's funny. But he probably won't cackle like the others. Chuckle a little and tell you you really taught him.

I don't think he's do much with this information honestly. He'd bring it up to you from time to time.

He's probably too embarrassed to be seen with you in public anymore. Unlike Simon and Johnny he is scared to follow you into stores in fear you'll start Dutch ovening random kids.

Won't tell friends or family because then they'll relate you to him and he had nothing to do with that monstrosity.

Although he will send you a yearly spam of fart gifs and puns to make the anniversary of the day you told him.

John Price.

Wtf.

“Egg, the fuck is wrong with you my sergeant. My child. My sweet-”

To be fair, it's a little funny to him once he sits on it a bit. Once he mulls over the info you've given him then yeah, he absolutely finds it funny.

But in the moment you come to tell him in his office he's too tired for this crap. Literally. He's considered chucking you in the same mental hospital as Simon for daily check-ins.

You will be the one who brings it up. Always reminding him what you're capable of and jow “cold-hearted you are.”

Will proceed to fart in that very moment with a completely straight face. And it's always foul. Always.

Either way you spin it he gives dad energy so if you give him something to run with he’ll take it a mile down cherry lane.

Won't bring it up at gatherings or anything because like Gaz, you will be traced back to him and he doesn't want that. Nuh uh.

[pettyrevenge-base]

So you like to throw stones at passing cyclists? Prepare for the fright of your young life.

Reposting this here because I wrongly posted it in /ProRevenge and it got removed.

This happened around 2010. I was cycling around Harringey, Green Lanes where I lived at the time. The area is gentrified now but at the time it was considered to be a bit rough by London standards. Those familiar with the area know that there are narrow alleyways that connect up all the side roads, off of Green Lanes.

So as I'm cycling, I pass one of these alleyways and see a group of rowdy kids messing around inside the alley. There are four of them, aged maybe 11-12 and they are making alot of noise, as kids do. As I cycle past, they go all quiet. I turn my head and catch one of them throwing a stone at me, which bounces off my back. This is followed by an explosion of laughter and jeering. Now, I remember being a kid, and the lengths that kids go to to entertain their friends. To be honest, I wasn't even that mad. But in that moment I decide to make this a teachable moment for the little bastard, and to make sure that he will never forget me.

So I pretend to lose my mind. I toss my bike to the road, turn and sprint at them full-speed, to quickly cover the 10-15 meters between us. At the same time, I scream in a pretend rage and wind my arm back, like I'm about to deliver a WWE haymaker and end a young life or two. They barely have time to register what's going on. Three of them scatter like cockroaches, but the one who threw the stone freezes in his tracks. He kind of just collapses against a wall with his arms outstreched, babbling and begging for mercy. I put my face right next to his and whisper "I'm only joking kid". The kid blinks for a second, and then promptly starts to wail loudly, like he's carrying the burden of the world on his little shoulders. I walked away feeling like I had done the world a small service.

What are your thoughts? Was this justified, or too much?

Source: reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge

[solarsavoy]

The power went out, I'm doing this by phone, wish me luck.

Posting the next chapter of LIR titled r/prorevenge in the next few minutes, hopefully. Not used to adding pictures to AO3 via phone, but let's see how this goes.

Nagisa, but mostly Taki, gets revenge on a Karen I came across earlier this week for me. In ch31, Nagisa, Karma and Akari encountered her. In ch32, I unleash my sweet, sweet writer's revenge. Read it now on AO3!

[22degreehalo]

Man just I remember a tweet one time that was like. 'Yes I already know pumpkin spice doesn't contain any pumpkin, don't treat me like an idiot to prove how smart you are' but like in that Sassy Twitter Mean Funny kinda way

And like first of all my first thought was 'oh wow - we don't have pumpkin spice flavoured stuff in Australia so I actually had no idea! That sounds a lot tastier now!'

And my second thought was 'wow it's very impressive how you just managed to do the exact thing you're accusing other people of (telling people that information as a way to boast about your own knowledge) but in such a way that you still get to feel morally superior for it.'

Which is my problem with a LOT of places, like /r/iamverysmart. Just like subs like /r/prorevenge project onto probably sometimes innocent people to validate their desire to put others down to feel superior, so is iamverysmart LITTERED with people assuming the worst about comments just so they can put them down while conveniently asserting their own intellectual superiority in the process ('ugh this guy is acting like he's SO SMART for making this math joke but it's not even 100% true lmao what an incel')

Basically I guess sometimes people do actually share facts because it's fun to learn and maybe they enjoyed learning that thing (like I almost learned about pumpkin spice!) and wanted to share that with others.

If you can only see knowledge sharing as a dominance display, that says more about you than it does the world.

[nuggets-and-french-fries]

Please give it a listen and let me know what you think❤️

[thetimetraveler24]

Here’s the r/prorevenge post

[krissiedeathyart]

R/ProRevenge Management Targeted Me for my Family Priorities

[sweat-s]

legally blonde is like a r/prorevenge story

"My (22F) law professor (51M) sexually assaulted me so i absolutely destroyed his career and his marriage. Now he's in jail."

[comradeprozac]

There is this one post from Reddit, I think it's in prorevenge, that or it was maliciouscompliance, where the OP is like "we don't want our neighbors to break down a wall to bring in an excavator to dig up a trench, they should just bring in a team of workers with pikes and shovels to do that job" and while I agree with the revenge, the idea of bringing a team of people to do in days to do what an excavator and a handful of guy can do in hours is hilariously ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure that paying for the excavator and the wall would still have been cheaper than bringing people to do manual backbreaking labor.

[pascal1972]

Brutal Crazy CHEATING Revenge Stories | ProRevenge | Cheating Revenge #10

[themotherlove]

Dr. ML  Be Mindful of how you treat each other, woman belittles the waiter, to find out he's the owner, Bannon thinks he is above the law, his 1st wife dies and he asks for donations.

[punprincess321]

a mchanzo r/prorevenge story!

(this will be told from Hanzo’s POV and will be told like most reddit stories, I've always loved prorevenge so I came up with one, this story has mentions of child molestation, running away and mention of injuries gained from abuse, if you’re easily triggered by court, drastic family disputes or the foster/adoption system then please don’t read, I don’t want you to feel bad)

I’ve tried to make it my personal goal to not hold grudges or seek revenge against others but in this situation it had to be done. But I should first tell you my backstory so you understand why I broke my vow of peace:

I (38M) have a WONDERFUL husband, who I’ll call J (37M) whom I met through many coincidental encounters during my travels, we finally ended the anonymity and finally talked to each other, we had so much in common and we decided to travel together, apparently my brother was his friend from the military but we had a bad fallout years ago due to our home life and upbringing, back then my brother’s words were less than kind but J heard my side and understood I was in a bad place when my brother and I had our fight. (we’re okay now)

He’s been my rock ever since, showing me I deserve to have the happy life with my little brother I always wanted and helping me with my depression and drinking habit, also showing me violence isn't always the solution. It wasn’t long before he proposed, J’s a writer so he was quite wealthy and he bought me a half a million dollar sapphire engagement ring! It was engraved with the pet name he usually calls me (huckleberry) and was made of platinum, I was overjoyed and couldn’t wait to marry him!

We’ve been living happily in Texas in J’s hometown, we have a beautiful home and three beautiful kids, this story revolves around our eldest daughter and how we finally got her horrible family out of her life for good.

THE BEGINNING

J and I really wanted a family so we went to the orphanage to have a trial run with some of the kids to see if any of them could fit with us as a family, we held lots of infants, played with toddlers and read with some of the elementary level kids, we decided to then see the older children. There was only one teenager, a 15 year old girl who dressed like an early 2000′s emo punk rocker girl, black hair with red highlights, black tank top, ripped jeans, combat boots, chains, rings and earrings galore, the orphanage owner told us she was a runaway from California who escaped her abusive family and pedo uncle, J and I talked to her and she took a huge interest in my tattoo which was a full sleeved blue dragon, she talked about how she wanted to be a nail and tattoo artist and I admired how passionate she was about art and music, J was more intrigued by her passion for flowers as he had a rose garden in our backyard which he was very proud of. That day J and I took home our new teenage daughter Ivy along with a young boy named Cory and his baby sister named Tracy.

We gave Ivy the loft bedroom in the attic so she could have her own space which she instantly painted magenta and black, we put Tracy and Cory in the same room but we kept one room vacant if Cory wanted his own place, all of them were happy to finally have a family and we were also very happy to be raising children better than our parents had done for us, it was fun to hear Ivy rock out to her favourite music while working on a tattoo or nail design, J built the younger kids a jungle gym and he loved playing catch in the backyard with Cory and watching Tracy learn how to walk was so rewarding, with J's money we could give the kids the best education and the childhood they deserved with toys and good clothes, Tracy and Cory actually saw me as the mother and call me 'mom' or 'mommy', Ivy just calls me by my name but she mostly defaults to "Otosan" since she learned I was Japanese, the kids got along wonderfully and Ivy was proud to be a big sister. Those first few months were the best... Until THEY showed up.

apparently Ivy’s family got word that their child had been adopted by two men and were outraged, they wanted her back... We of course refused because Ivy was ours now and she had no desire to leave, Ivy hid in her room when her uncle came to our house to try and take her, J and I scared him off with our threatening appearances and J’s gun but we knew this wasn’t over, for the first time since I’ve known Ivy, I saw her cry... I hugged her and promised I wasn’t going to let her go.

THE HARRASSMENT

Unfortunately we were right about it not being over, for the next year and a half, J and I were drowning in court summons and threatening letters, we couldn’t let Ivy out of the house because we could tell her family were waiting to pounce, Ivy had to do school online because her mother tried to pull her into her car while she had been waiting for the bus and she became to scared to leave the house, she even had to go with us to each summon and at the last one she actually cussed out her entire family, saying how they did nothing but berate her, would take her uncle’s side when she told them about the abuse and how she even had an abortion at 14 because of him... She even went as far to take off her shirt in court and tell the story of every scar on her body to the judge, her family’s lawyer, the bailiff and other litigants waiting for their cases, it was graphic... The judge offered us a full term restraining order against Ivy’s family, the restraining order went through and we thought it was over, oh how wrong we were...

THE INCIDENT

We hadn’t seen the lunatics in a couple months and thought all was normal but J still drove Ivy to school out of precaution, we even put up cameras and an electric fence on our property to keep the kids safe in case someone thought they had an opening... One day we got a call from Ivy, she was crying and J was in papa bear mode and asked her in that famous Texan accent; “Who in God’s name made you cry sugarcube?!”

Ivy explained through her sobs that she had been called to the office saying her parents were there, thinking it was J and I she went there and saw it was her uncle and her emotionally abusive mother... They grabbed her and tried to pull her out of the school, before they made it to the door, her uncle sneakily put his hand down her shirt and groped her... saying she was his forever... she screamed and bit him hard, he let go and she ran and hid in one of the small study rooms in the library, she barricaded herself inside, J stayed on the phone with her as I called the police and we drove to the high school with Cory and Tracy sitting confused in the backseat, the police escorted the mom and uncle off the property and we had to coax Ivy out of the room, it broke my heart when I saw her mascara and eyeliner running down her cheeks. I held her as we drove home and she clung to me begging for J and I to not leave her, this was the last straw.

THE REVENGE

J made sure that the school would only allow us to pick up Ivy and if they wanted to confirm if someone could take her, they had to call us and give us their name and a physical description but I knew this still wasn’t over and I began to plan, I tracked all of these abusive douchebags down on social media and found all I needed, their phone numbers, home addresses and job titles and contacts, apparently they had been putting up this front of a huge happy family and their child living with us was throwing a wrench in their plans, they were all in very cushy job positions but that’s not all, I managed to find some of their coworkers who were very frustrated with how these people were brown nosing their way up the ladder but they were complete jerks to their coworkers, the men of the families harassed female subordinates and the women were notorious for spreading lies, I managed to get all of them to give me their evidence.

I sent all of this to their places of employment and waited... We soon got confirmation that they had gotten on the next flight back to LA and for the first time in so long... Ivy was able to get on the bus and come home without having to be afraid. A few weeks passed and some of the coworkers got back to me about what happened and what they told me was AMAZING! Ivy's uncle had his work computer searched and there was a mountain of child... pictures on there, the police were called and his house was raided where they found more evidence and even videos of him assaulting other kids... He was arrested immediately and won't be out of prison until he's a weak old man.

Ivy's parents and relatives were looked into as well, they had lied to their bosses to get sick leave to come and harass us, and all the evidence their coworkers had got them fired! But I was not done yet, these people had hurt my daughter, I was not going to let them off easy. I slandered them on social media, explaining how my husband and I were raising their daughter in Texas because her parents encouraged her uncle to force himself on her, Ivy's parents shot back saying Ivy went "missing" and we had kidnapped her but we proved that wrong immediately, apparently the orphanage made a video where they congratulated Ivy on finding an amazing family that loves and cares for her, they even included a slideshow of some pictures we had taken with her and the little ones, one being her hugging J on her 16th birthday because he got her a temporary tattoo crafting kit and building her her own nail salon in the basement.

Ivy's parents immediately lost all support, I would have gone further if J hadn't found out what I was up to, he said I did enough damage but I was still tempted to hire someone to burn down their house.

Ivy is doing great now that she knows her family isn't after her anymore, she's 17 and working on her portfolio for art school and has been treating all of us and her friends to manicures and pedicures, I know she'll have a great future doing what she loves. But sometimes I still wish I could burn down her crappy parents' house.