#punk!shawn

[shadesoftheshield]

shout out to wrestlers whose blonde hair turns pinkish when they get covered in blood. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

Wrestling lore is really funny to explain to non-wrestling people, mainly because you have to suspend your disbelief much more than you would do for stuff like anime or superhero fiction. Think of it like this; it’s normal for a shonen anime protagonist or a superhero to demonstrate they have superpowers usually because it’s established early on. That also goes for other parts of the lore, such as the world-building, the MacGuffins, and the history of that world.

But in wrestling, characters and storylines change all the time and are ongoing (I’ve seen the term “longform storytelling” used). So you end up with HUGE leaps in logic, such as:

1) There’s a supernatural being from hell who temporarily became a biker gang member, and then went back to being a supernatural being from hell

2) There’s a male model who gave out grooming tips who eventually evolved into Captain America/Homelander.

3) Triple H committed burglary on camera. He invaded Randy Orton’s home, beat him up, destroyed some of his property, and then threw Orton out the window. But it’s all fine because he’s the good guy, so he’s still employed by the WWE.

4) Dominik Mysterio is beefing with his dad, who literally fought for child custody of him in a wrestling match. Keep that in mind anytime you see Dominik not getting along with Rey.

5) Edge got sent to hell, but is okay now.

6) CM Punk was once a cult leader, but stopped doing that after he lost his hair. Then he became the opposite, as in he turned into an anti-authority rebel.

7) A lot of wrestlers, such as Sheamus and Shawn Spears, apparently used to work at WWE as background staff/security guards.

8) Real life famous music artist Bad Bunny is part of the lore and he actually beat a world champion (Damian Priest) in a match. And I don’t mean Bad Bunny is playing a character. In the WWE lore, Bad Bunny is playing himself.

(Feel free to add on any other leaps in logic from pro-wrestling)

[cheezy-whizz]

my fashion inspiration btw

[d-lanx]

Punk: "I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make money."

Also Punk:

bro was like “I'm not here to make friends” and then proceeded to make friends with literally everyone. collecting besties like pokemon.

probably forgot somebody but I already hit the 30 photo limit. but i think i made my point just fine

[fabxpunk]

[pinningdownaliya]

shawn i need you in me please.

[codyrhodes-lvr]

i made morw

link to other the other post!:)

[cm-punks-bbl]

how we all feel thirsting for old wrestlers

[sistertonin]

drewpunk / punkintyre / punkdrew whatever the fuck you wanna call it gets progressively more sickening to me the more they interact because what do you mean the lore runs this far back? what do you mean punk was someone drew idolized? what do you mean they have history that nobody knows about yet? what do you mean punk is a succubus? what do you mean you'll break drew's heart? what do you mean? what the fuck does any of this mean?

[r-truth]

[fantasticalleigh]

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Y’ALL SEEN THIS YET

[rheasbrvtality]

umm…

[punkmendezfan]

CM Punk savage moments 😂

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[angelic-quest82]

never expected my tumblr account to become a WWE fan girl shrine but I’m too deep in my hyperfixation.

[fabxpunk]