#pussy so good it makes his pullout game weak

[belit0]

Since we’re on the topic of Uchiha cock, let’s compare, shall we?

Indra: the founder of all Uchiha Cock

Honestly, I don’t know much about this man. But didn’t he pioneer the clan in the first place? So literally every single male in the clan sort of is blessed by his cocks genes. Phew, I hope you have a pair of underwear to change into. 😈😈😈

- Proportionate from crown to base, this man’s cock was almost painted for a portrait once.

- Not exceedingly veiny, but they’re there. And in all the right places, and if you’re a good girl, he’ll show you just where those places are.

- Dark head, semi lighter shaft, definitely exotic. His cock is the focal point of his southern region, neatly adorned with beautiful carpet that matches the drapes.

- Uncut, the ridges on his foreskin sort of are stimulating. Especially on first entry, so he will tease and tease you until he slams it in, fast without warning.

- Exceptionally thick, you’ll feel stretched stupid by this man’s cock. And when he presses a hand to your lower abdomen, you instantaneously start to flutter and come. It’s like magic.

- Exceedingly long, cervix taps all around for you. And he’s not gentle about it, he wants to make sure that that every drop of his seed shoots near it, especially when you ovulate.

Rating: 8/10 length 9/10 girth and 10/10 cock whipped @belit0 into oblivion 🫠

Madara: the shameless Uchiha cock

Similarly to Indra, he is at the starting line of the next generation for all Uchiha males. And outside of beating someone in battle, he beats pussy even better with cock. It’s glorious—picturesque. Even his enemies are green with envy, their wives RUN to Madara, but he shuns them. Truly a man made from the hands of the gods themselves. Hushed rumors between loose lipped women in their clan praise worship to him, and although he is a private person. He enjoys the secret whispers about his cock. It’s free advertisement and plenty of women throw themselves at him when he is out and about.

- Big fat head, ok? His foreskin doesn’t even cover his tip.

- Exceptionally sensitive. Madara has stamina for days, but if the right pair of thick lips wrap around him and suck that fat fucking head, he’s going to thrust into your throat until he comes and then drops you off where he found you. Sorry but he has more important things to do and this was a quickie.

- Drippy, excited when a new woman falls into his sheets. His cock leaks happily. A new hole to fill and another potential pregnancy. Which leads to the next point.

- His pullout game is weak despite being unbridled in battle. The man is fully enslaved to the Uchiha breeding kink. The more mini Madara’s the better, though he only exclusively fucks Uchiha women. No exceptions.

- Not incredibly long, nor short. He is a shower not a grower, and will make you suck him soft until he is hard.

Rating: 6/10 length 10/10 girth 12/10 has kids he doesn’t know about.

Izuna: eh—Uchiha cock

Another Uchiha I am uncertain about, but this man strikes me as a mix between Sasuke and Shisui. Sasuke because he can be emotionally dormant. Doesn’t want or like kids, but will eventually one day have to make sure he has at least one. And Shisui because the guy has drip and a sort of fun bad boy side that he doesn’t show anyone other than the woman he shares all himself with. It was as if the gods split his personality and reincarnated him into the two younger Uchiha because each side of the coin developed better between the two.

- Small-ish, but it grows and grows and grows. You think twice before shunting him aside. Extra long, a half inch or so doesn’t fit to the hilt.

- Sort of skinny, not in a bad way—he just wasn’t blessed like the rest of them. Ask him for a back stroke though, it’ll make up for it and have you crying for air several orgasms later, pleading for a break.

- Will reluctantly cum inside his wife. After 6 years of marriage though, and hounding from his brother to give his niece/nephews play friends (and cohorts in war).

- Realizes he likes coming inside his wife and has 3 more kids. Sorry Izuna, you’re a family man now.

- Secretly gets a vasectomy.

Rating: 10/10 length 4/10 girth 8/10 secretly a happy dad

Obito: the man of the hour Uchiha cock

This guy. Doesn’t even know what he has. Unknowingly is the most modest about his junk out of all the Uchiha. Thinks it’s genetics and never once thought he was adorned with the most beautiful cock out of all the Uchiha bloodline. When he finally feels comfortable to bed his new girlfriend he is shocked by your reaction and it awakens a whole new side of Obito.

- Big. Just big, big everything. Hands, torso, thighs. Toned, muscled and ripped up back. The man is built like a fucking 56k tonne Mack truck. Even when he is careful, and he worries a lot about that, it’s still rough. You love it though.

- Thickest cock game all around. It’s not overtly veiny but they do protrude when he has been properly edged and driven to the brink of insanity by him, lucky you. Cause she’s gonna get it and then some.

- Slow, fast, hard or soft. No matter the pace, Obito takes pride in his clan genetics little by little when he fucks 6 or 7 orgasms out of you.

- Big and fat aren’t the only things. When he comes it’s nearly cataclysmic. And he’ll secretly pretend he didn’t finish yet, just to fuck it back into you. Savage man I tell you.

Rating: 10/10 length 10/10 girth and 20/10 fucked stupid by him.

Shisui: legendary Uchiha cock

My light. The vision with no place to go. I love him wholly. But I’ll be honest, he is a filthy slut—because he fucks everyone. Pullout game on fleek—unless you’re on birth control, he’ll live out his wildest breeding fantasy with you, and maybe even gift you a real baby if you’re not on the pill. Who knows. This man doesn’t use a condom, ever. He won’t fuck just anyone though, their yearly physical has to be clean of STIs, emotionally fit and exceeding core strength. He’s going to have you in situations where sex is the least of your concern because nothing, and literally nothing, gets him off more than the element of surprise. Just killed an enemy in front of him? You get fucked, propped up against anything he can lean you over, and if there isn’t anything to support you with, you’ll be standing. Legs trembling, cramping and giving out. That’s just his lip service. I haven’t even talked about his cock.

- It’s not shy. You know it’s there even if he isn’t hard. Can fuck you with a half hard chubby if time allowed it and if he is too tired.

- Not entirely long, but that is ok. Shisui LOVES, LOVES to be close. Cradling you in his arms, pounding flesh until it echos, alerting everyone and anyone.

- KISSES. Cervix kisses, lip kisses. He wants to put his cock, EVERYWHERE that you allow him to—king of consent. Always jokes that your belly button is under developed because his cock should fit there too.

- Please, please, please tug his testicles. Unlike the other Uchiha, Shisui is the only one who loves to have them tugged, especially when he comes.

- His nick name is the super soaker. Not because of how big his load is, but given his lack of superior length, it’s not that short but still, he works a little extra hard to overstimulate you, making you squirt all on his cock. And even if he’s already came inside you, he will still lick and suck all that lovely marinate you guys just made.

Rating: 7/10 length 9/10 girth 10/10 if you fuck around, you’ll find out what’s it’s like to be folded like a lawn chair underneath him.

Itachi: dark horse of the Uchiha clan

This man here. Certified undercover freak. If he even senses you are giving him the opportunity, though he will ask first, just know that whatever dark paradise this man unleashes on you will forever be seared into your front temporal lobe. Not only will he emotionally lobotomize you to think of him and only him. He is physically capable of eliciting even the most deplorable desires you never dreamed of recreating with someone. Itachi has his own private theatre which you take center stage. The break down:

- Tsukuyomi. This is your playground. Anything you can imagine, dream, think and even feel is at the hands of Itachi. Though using his genjūtsu is saved for special occasions.

- Incredibly heavy headed. The crown of his cock appears to swell a bit more than most Uchiha males. Stretching your tight entrance repeatedly, just so he can watch it disappear and dissect your dribbling cunt.

- You get an Itachi and you get an Itachi and everyone here gets an Itachi. Or at least every hole that is. Just like Shisui, this man wants to fill every orifice of your body. Simultaneously. And Tsukuyomi is capable of just that.

- If you’re exceeding sensitive to pressure, he’ll feather his tongue over your clit from below, while his clone impales your weeping cunt, and another clone to muffle out the cries of pleasure is in your mouth.

Rating: 8/10 length 8/10 girth 10/10 leaving you fucked up beyond belief.

Merry Christmas you filthy animal. 😈😭

i.......... i can't even............ i mean................. FUCK

I have to admit Obito's is just how I always imagine him (did you read my mind?), perfect portrait of him🫱🏼‍🫲🏼

I agree with literally everything (except one part), so I'm going to dive into my personal opinion of one particular section (my favorite), let me elaborate:

IZUNA HAVING A SECRET VASECTOMY, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I must say I differ a bit with his profile cause he is my special boy, I think he would finish up inside any woman who tells him she is on the pill (and if he's too horny, sometimes he doesn't even ask) just because of how incapable he is of controlling his breeding kink.

I think there would be more little Izunas running around (which he wouldn't take care of unless they came to throw the kid in his face) than Madaras.

Madara has to take care of an image, he can't have huge amounts of unknown children, on the other hand, Izuna escapes that responsibility and jumps from bed to bed as he pleases because no one can stop him.

Izuna is the real slut of the Uchiha clan, always hungry for a new pussy and never stopping in the same bed for two nights. He fucks all the women of the clan (leaving more than one unrecognized child lying around) and then starts with the village women once it's founded. No one can stop him, Madara literally forces him to marry.

I love the description of him being a combination of Sasuke's emotional inability and Shisui's wild side, I think they both got more genes from him than from any other ancestor (they are probably offspring of one of the children Izuna never recognized, linked directly by blood).

His high sexual experience gives him a development capacity in bed that no other has, he is not tied to anyone and always changes person, without discriminating genders (if he likes a man very much, nothing stops him). He is the physical description of Uchiha passion, pure fire running through his veins constantly.

I believe his dick loses importance in the equation because Izuna has the best hand-and-mouth game in the whole clan. That man destroys you under his wet caresses before even fucking and leaves you so sensitive you come over and over again on his cock. It is a tactic he finds necessary because nothing makes him come better than the desperate cries of a woman under his body.

welcome to sam's ted talk pips, i hope u guys enjoy as much as I did

now if u excuse me, i have to use all this information for prolific writing🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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Angel head-canons😇

TW: abuse, death

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•Angel blasts music in their headphones and dances around the house while cleaning/doing chores/ etc..

•David will always yell something like “ANGEL, I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR NIKI MINAJ HALF WAY ACROSS THE HOUSE!”

•Angel has nicknames for the whole pack, example Sam's is “old man” and Milo’s is “mile low”.

•Angel’s mom died when they where only about 7

(that leads me to my second conclusion)

•when Angel was a kid their dad was abusive and wouldn’t allow them to use eat the “normal” foods unless he cooked it himself, and that’s why Angel can’t cook very well.

(Angst is over)

•Angel always plays with the kids in the pack at pack meetings and other events, and they also bring them snacks and little treats etc..

•Angel likes to bite. Sometimes David will be doing normal things around the house like cleaning, cooking, etc.. and Angel will just come up behind him and bite his neck or arm, something like that.

(This leads me to my second conclusion)

•one time Angel bit David too hard and his arm started bleeding, it was only on one small spot but they felt so bad and kept apologizing over and over again even tho David kept telling them it was ok. They didn’t bite him for a while after that.

•Angel’s favorite sweet/bake good, is cupcakes. And when David is in a good mood or wants to do something sweet for them he will bake them cupcakes.

•Angel and Asher are besties (it’s already canon but idc) and when they met they immediately clicked and hit it off, David thought it was annoying how loud they where being at the pack meeting tho.

•Angel likes to bake but they can’t cook. They make the best sweets and baked things.

•Angel loves singing in the shower, David will come home and just hear “I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK, 7 DAYS A WEEK, WET ASS PUSSY MAKE THAT PULLOUT GAME WEAK” being yelled in the shower and he just sighs and shakes his head but he secretly thinks it’s cute.

•they love doja cat, Niki manaj, cardi b, and the weekend.

•I HAVE SAID THIS ONCE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN- Angel is NOT short David is just huge. They’re about 5’8 or 5’7 and they’re curvy

(that brings me to my second conclusion)

•David loves their curves and will worship their body when they feel down or insecure about it. And he also loves sliding his hands up and down their body when they both cuddle

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this has probably gotten too long lol-

[blackmissfrizzle]

Wet His Beard

Pairings: Stucky x black!reader

Summary: Requested by @morganan03- Can you make a Stucky story based on WAP by Cardi b ft. Megan thee Stallion

Warnings: Smut, duh lol

A/N: Ask and you shall recieve. Anyway imma make this a submission to my 2k follower celebration & bad bitch challenge.

Ever since Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion released WAP you have been obsessed. Constantly playing the song, dancing to it, and saying random lyrics out loud. But what you loved the most about it was all the sex you were getting from it.

Your favorite thing was to do was to text the lyrics to your boyfriends. It always ended up exactly how you wanted…non-stop orgasms. Sometimes it wasn’t even about the sex, it was about their reactions, especially in public.

Yeah, you fuckin’ with some wet-ass pussy

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy

Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

It was family dinner with the Avengers went you sent that text to Steve and Bucky. As you continued to eat, you watched them until they pulled out their phones. Steve saw the text first and instantly turned red, almost choking on his food. His eyes drifted to you and he gave you a shy smile. Bucky on the other hand gave you a cheeky grin and began to eat his meal much faster.

Certified freak, seven days a week

Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak

“Shit! This is some good ass pussy.” The boys just got back from a mission, still hopped up on adrenaline and when they got that text from you, they knew they were about to prove you wrong. Steve and Bucky loved to put you in your place, but tonight it wasn’t gonna happen. You were gonna make them weak in the knees like they do to you all the time.

Bucky already didn’t last long. After being gone too long and your rare dirty talk had him blowing his load. Steve took his turn and started giving it to you, but you could tell he wouldn’t last long either. It has been two months since y’all been apart and the first time back was always the quickest, but you didn’t mind at all.

“Its okay, Stevie. Daddy Bucky already came. Why don’t you mix yours with his? Fill me up real nice.”

“Oh, you little minx,” Bucky grabbed your face and sloppily kissed you as Steve thrusted into you, making you cum again. “What was that doll?” Steve mocked you, not losing his rhythm. That is until you started to squeeze around him. Then he was cumming all inside of, making you feel complete. “Told you I make your pullout game weak.” You mumbled before passing out.

Put him on his knees, give him somethin’ to believe in

The boys saw your text after their training session. They ran back to the room only to see you pleasuring yourself in the shower. “Let us help you with that.” Bucky was the first to shed his clothes and join you on the shower. He lowered himself to his knees, not minding the scolding water hitting his back.

“Such a pretty pussy.” Bucky ran his nose along your slit. “Of course, it is. Look at the pretty girl it belongs to.” Steve praised you, leaving kisses along your neck. It wasn’t long before you were coming undone from Bucky’s expert tongue and Steve’s exalting praises. Then the boys switched positions making sure they both pleased you with their tongues and words.

Today you wanted to try something a little different. Steve and Bucky just returned from a mission and they were doing their reports. They hated writing reports, especially Bucky. He tried to get out of them any way he could, sometimes even resulting to trying to bribe Steve to write it for him. So, you decided to give them some motivation to finish.

First, you sent them a picture of you cupping your bikini covered sex. Instantly, you saw the bubbles pop up.

Bucky: Its not nice to tease, doll!

You: It’s called motivation.

You: He got a beard, well, I’m tryna wet it

Steve: Give us 15 minutes

15 minutes sounded like a reasonable time to you, but you wanted to tease the boys some more, so you sent them a picture of your hand inside of your bikini bottoms.

Bucky: 10 MINUTES!

Steve: No, Buck.

Bucky: 😭😭😭

Steve: Make it 5.

From there the guys didn’t respond anymore. Probably because they were really trying to make that 5-minute deadline. Either way, you prepared for their arrival.

“Doll!?” You heard Bucky and Steve yell accompanied by the sound of running. “Where are you?” Steve asked in a sing-song tone. “We don’t prefer to hunt for our food. Make this easier for yourself or we’ll have a repeat of our last time.” Steve threatened.

Ahh, your last time in bed with Steve and Bucky was torturous. They edged you throughout the night until you a mumbling, crying mess, making you cum the hardest you ever had before. Evil little shits.

Bucky was tired of this little game. He had plans to be balls deep in you by now. “Y/N, stop play-”

The water went straight into Bucky’s mouth, some of it dripping down to his beard. Once you were satisfied with how wet you got Bucky, Steve was next. He was still in shock that he made an easy target.

It wasn’t until you were done spraying them that they said anything. “What the hell, babe?” Steve wiped the water from his face.

“What?” You played dumb and shrugged your shoulders. “I said I wanted to wet your beards. I didn’t say how. Just consider it a little payback.”

The boys finally saw the water guns on the lounge chairs. Both of them grabbed one and wasted no time to point them in your direction. “Run,” Bucky simply stated before they pulled their triggers.

Squealing you ran and followed his advice, but it wasn’t long until you felt ice cold water hitting your back.

Bucky and Steve showed you no mercy. Whenever they found you hiding, there was double streams of water hitting you. Thankfully, you were able to surprise them a couple of more times and get them both, but ultimately you didn’t stand a chance against the two super soldiers.

Eventually, the water ran out and the water gun fight was forgotten and promises from earlier were remembered. Bucky scooped you up in his arms and began carrying you back to your room. “My beard’s dried now. What about yours, Stevie?”

Steve ran his fingers through his beard. “Dry as hell. Looks like someone is going to have to help with that.” His voice got dangerously low, making you shiver.

Carding your fingers through both of their beards, you bargained with the two. “As long as you two keep the stealth suits on, I’ll put this pussy right on your face. Swipe your nose like a credit card.” Yeah, WAP definitely changed your life.

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[peachesncreampies]

IM BACK 🤸🏽‍♀️💦 I’m so glad you know Samurai Chmaploo. No one ever writes for them. You'll probably be the first lol. Nsfw alphabet for Mugen!! 😻😻 C,F,O

I’M SCREAMING I THINK I’M THE FIRST LMAO. I’m gonna make this count

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C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He definitely cums in you. His pullout game is weak but he refuses to admit it. If he cums in your mouth he likes to see it on your tongue before you swallow it. Definitely into cream pies. Holds his fingers or his cock in you “to make sure you take me seed like a good little (girl/boy)”   

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

If you don’t know him that well, his go to is doggy style or reverse cowgirl. But if you’re really close to him, like a significant other, he’ll grab you by under your knees and put you in a mating press. If your not flexible enough than missionary or just having you ride him. If he choses the late he grabs you by the hips and slams you down on his dick. He’s rough.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He really prefers receiving but he’s not opposed to returning the favor, especially if you’re close to him. He eats pussy really enthusiastically and uses his fingers as well. He’ll hit the G-spot with precision and suck on your clit like his life depends on it.

He mostly dirty talks you while your giving him head, which is almost all the time, he’s a horn bag. But he’ll let out a soft moan or two when he comes or if you take him deep. Not afraid to hold your face and fuck your mouth. Rip your gag reflex.

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Overall he’s a rough fuck that has you sore in the morning. 9/10 recommend. But only because I’m biased. He stole my heart in the first episode.